Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  День назад +505

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      Brandy Burnette 2 часа назад

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    • Dj Storæ
      Dj Storæ 6 часов назад +1

      Send noodles.

    • Red Hot Chili Pepper
      Red Hot Chili Pepper 6 часов назад

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    • Jaysingsforsmiles
      Jaysingsforsmiles 6 часов назад

      You Suck At Cooking Man you are next level at this point 😂

  • KITCHEN POLITIC presents
    KITCHEN POLITIC presents Час назад

    Ramen noodles are a great conversation starter with an Asian chef.

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  • IDMA
    IDMA Час назад

    wow I've been out of college for 10 years and this really hits home. this might be your best video yet

  • JeSkO
    JeSkO Час назад

    what the shit???How it got into trend???

  • Jian Yang
    Jian Yang 2 часа назад

    You suck at video productions!

  • D Cunt
    D Cunt 2 часа назад

    Peanut butter ewww u can't cook

  • Alexander Ritthaler
    Alexander Ritthaler 2 часа назад


  • Ariel Rodriguez
    Ariel Rodriguez 2 часа назад

    If you , of a them slightly less than that...well 😂😂😂😂😂

  • DragonsBloodRose
    DragonsBloodRose 2 часа назад

    *at least we're wasting our lives together*

  • Iggy Azalea
    Iggy Azalea 2 часа назад

    Iggy Azalea- Kream ft. Tyga

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 2 часа назад

    Hello, Humans. In the words of Agent Smith from(The Matrix)"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." ~Agent Smith

    BACKPACK PLAYZES 2 часа назад

    Does you roomate ever notice that you steal from him?

  • Rickard Lejonhjärta
    Rickard Lejonhjärta 2 часа назад


  • cucumber lollys
    cucumber lollys 2 часа назад

    amazing recipes

  • John Smalldridge
    John Smalldridge 2 часа назад

    So many over cooked noodles. Start with the ingredients first and finish by cooking the noodles.

  • Tyler Bracken
    Tyler Bracken 2 часа назад

    When u said "Ra-men" like amen, I died

  • カレー大好き
    カレー大好き 2 часа назад


  • Adventures of a Geek
    Adventures of a Geek 2 часа назад

    Best roommate everrrr

  • Raiyan Sallehin
    Raiyan Sallehin 2 часа назад

    4:45 the new iphone looks amazing.

  • Mahir Tajwar
    Mahir Tajwar 2 часа назад

    0:00-0:23 went totally over my head

  • Abella
    Abella 2 часа назад

    Okay the opening is the slap in reality I needed. Goodbye engineering hello art school

  • Ray Williams
    Ray Williams 2 часа назад

    Looks nasty lolol. And you have to cook the steak before the remen lololol.

  • miriam's ArT
    miriam's ArT 2 часа назад

    The way he smashed the broccoli tho

  • T W
    T W 2 часа назад

    342k views and this is on the “Trending” list? RUclip is BS anymore.

  • bobekfpj
    bobekfpj 2 часа назад


  • Jay S
    Jay S 2 часа назад

    Seen better upgraded in the pen

  • Lisa Snide Lisa Snide
    Lisa Snide Lisa Snide 2 часа назад

    This made me want to go to college. Thanks

  • Just a random account
    Just a random account 2 часа назад

    You suck at cooking yeah you tottaly suck

    *But its oppisite day*
    Myster cooker:OH NOOOO
    im good at cooking yeah im tottaly good

    P.s: is my oppisite wrong

  • Virasman
    Virasman 3 часа назад

    Never ate it during college

  • behinderteleberwurst
    behinderteleberwurst 3 часа назад

    You're supposed to use the beer for the broth.

  • Gelynn
    Gelynn 3 часа назад

    The intro explains why Helpful Honda keeps donating a year's worth of ramen instead of money.

  • Dara M.
    Dara M. 3 часа назад

    Lol the intro is perfect

  • chris hogan
    chris hogan 3 часа назад

    Where's my serenade??

  • TuhanRock
    TuhanRock 3 часа назад +1


  • soniik2239
    soniik2239 3 часа назад

    Lol awesome video man i would try them 👌

  • Daily Cheesy Facts
    Daily Cheesy Facts 3 часа назад

    Is that algae? Sorry, I’d eat if if I wasn’t allergic.

  • Hùng Dương
    Hùng Dương 3 часа назад

    very good

  • nandansho
    nandansho 3 часа назад

    Congrats you made Vietnamese Pho...

  • 对酒当歌令狐冲
    对酒当歌令狐冲 3 часа назад


  • Eileen Pitts
    Eileen Pitts 3 часа назад

    This proves you can be a musician and a chef at the same time.

  • Katherine Thompson
    Katherine Thompson 4 часа назад +1

    Usually, I just make it normally and then put a fried egg and then put an embarrassing amount of cheese around the egg. Real simple. I'm lazy.

  • Andrea Leoni
    Andrea Leoni 4 часа назад


  • Ben Omega
    Ben Omega 4 часа назад

    this video spoke to me. thank you

  • Ashlei Johnson
    Ashlei Johnson 4 часа назад

    So what’s the prize 😉

  • Your Favorite Russian YouTuber
    Your Favorite Russian YouTuber 4 часа назад

    *It would mean the world to me if someone could watch a couple of my videos👊🙏*

    STUDY 4 часа назад


  • MiCROnNesian691YT
    MiCROnNesian691YT 4 часа назад

    Sapporro ramen is the best.🙆‍♂️

  • ParkerDai
    ParkerDai 4 часа назад

    I want to rub your nipples and want you to scream that I am your daddy

  • Techon
    Techon 4 часа назад

    It actually looks pretty tasty!

  • Bo Caliv
    Bo Caliv 5 часов назад


  • xMikel Cremoso
    xMikel Cremoso 5 часов назад

    Wtf this Channel

  • Jaz Bennett
    Jaz Bennett 5 часов назад

    Scallions (US) = Spring onions (UK)
    For anyone who needed that clarification.

  • Young Nuetron
    Young Nuetron 5 часов назад

    He really put sum raw meat in that shit lol cook it first then add it

  • Honeneko
    Honeneko 5 часов назад

    Yeah, my little bro just throws soy sauce and chicken bullion on all his Noods. He's a salty guy.
    I also do the half water thing. I like throwing in a slice of american cheese and a good amount of Sriracha. If I'm not feeling spicy, I just toss in some finely ground garlic powder, not that trash granule shit. If I got the Vegs, I just toss them Noods in a stir fry. If I got left over Burgers (- buns) or Nuggets, toss em in what ever the dish.

  • Ty Summersett
    Ty Summersett 5 часов назад

    the troof is too real for me liked and subbed

  • David B
    David B 5 часов назад

    You suck at cooking lol.

  • Brian Griffin
    Brian Griffin 5 часов назад is "College" and wtf are "Roommates"?

  • kat v.
    kat v. 5 часов назад

    lmfaoo the “keto friendly” one

  • Lil Dee and the Honey Dips
    Lil Dee and the Honey Dips 5 часов назад

    He said wab😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ that’s kind of offensive

  • zachary ballard
    zachary ballard 5 часов назад +1

    Wait holy shit you have 1 million already. It seems not long ago I subbed at 100k. Congrats

  • General Lee
    General Lee 5 часов назад +1

    Licking the floor is healthier than this.

  • G
    G 5 часов назад

    This is the most unfunny thing I've ever seen in my life or past life.

  • zachary ballard
    zachary ballard 5 часов назад +1

    Ok I felt personally attacked in the first 20 seconds lmao

  • Alex Mst
    Alex Mst 5 часов назад

    What a f*kin legend! Big UPs man!

    SAK- SOON 5 часов назад +1

    The song in the beginning of this video hurts my feelings 😔

  • Jesse Vasquez
    Jesse Vasquez 5 часов назад

    Its call spread

  • drdukeofspook
    drdukeofspook 5 часов назад

    I have only just met you, and I love you and everything you do.

  • Macreoni
    Macreoni 5 часов назад

    Why are these always on trending

  • btvbrndn
    btvbrndn 5 часов назад

    What happened to his voice?????

  • MrPcanfly
    MrPcanfly 5 часов назад +1

    Needs more noodles.

  • btvbrndn
    btvbrndn 6 часов назад

    4:45 I feel personally attacked

  • Aki Aqui
    Aki Aqui 6 часов назад

    Ramen is not healthy if you drink up the soup. Many Japanese drink a few spoons and throws away the soup as diluting it with water in the sink to avoid dirtying the plumb and water in the world.

  • Ruth R.
    Ruth R. 6 часов назад

    Shin ramen 🔥🔥🔥

  • xd bango
    xd bango 6 часов назад

    I have the same pen as u

  • Nereida Zamora
    Nereida Zamora 6 часов назад +1

    Let's waste our lives together.

  • J L
    J L 6 часов назад

    Two weeks vegetarian phase 😂

  • Johnson
    Johnson 6 часов назад

    2:42 song pls c:

  • Vvideo easypeasy
    Vvideo easypeasy 6 часов назад

    Hey you suck at cooking can I have that gel pen?

    LELEP FROG 6 часов назад

    بشین سر جات بچه جون بیا بقل عمو

  • GreenSoulsGaming
    GreenSoulsGaming 6 часов назад

    Don’t stop please

  • dgmoocher D r
    dgmoocher D r 6 часов назад

    Will Pimblokto ever return?.....

  • apple seed
    apple seed 6 часов назад

    wasting our lives together! :D o//

  • Jerod Priest
    Jerod Priest 6 часов назад

    He has way to much useless time on his hand....and he thinks he's a "cool" college student....ha!....Can't waite until he meets the real world:) RUclip has runied this "child".

  • 송송창빈
    송송창빈 6 часов назад


  • Aravind Babu
    Aravind Babu 6 часов назад

    i fukin loved the humour and sarcasm in this video. subscribed.

  • HappyGoLucky1412
    HappyGoLucky1412 6 часов назад

    Every time I think I got this guy figured out he goes and pulls a stunt.........................

  • Alliepooh R
    Alliepooh R 6 часов назад

    Can’t believe I won a prize hahaha The rambling going on in the description box is E V E R Y T H I N G!! Lol

  • Alexa Doodles
    Alexa Doodles 6 часов назад


  • Pedakin
    Pedakin 6 часов назад +2

    I thought this was a real food cooking channel at first lol.

  • Panama Jack
    Panama Jack 6 часов назад

    If you are adding beef or chicken and veggies you don't really need bouillon. add the meat and a little oil and brown it bit on medium high heat. Then add a little unflavored gelatin to warm water in bowl, let it hydrate, then mix it up. add that crap to the pot along with the noodles, veggies, and herbs and take it down to medium until the noodles are done.
    This gives you an actually substantial broth rather than brown/yellow-flavored hot meat-koolaid. The oils and some of the denatured proteins and juices from the browned meat will get suspended in the broth base like a really thin gravy, and along with the gelatin will also partially infuse with the noodles as they are hydrated, which gives them better flavor and a better texture.
    All that's left to do is add salt/msg and eat. Since you aren't completely dissolving the salt in water, you will really only need about half to a third of the amount to get an equally satisfying saltiness. The gelatin and actual browned meat flavors will give it a whole lot of depth that just boiling the shit out of everything lacks. This is also how traditional ramen gets a lot of its flavor, its just that the gelatin is derived from stewing bone and connective tissue for an obnoxious amount of time to make the broth.

  • Jaysingsforsmiles
    Jaysingsforsmiles 6 часов назад +2

    Trending my boy!! Ramen 🙏🏼

  • Meaningof Life
    Meaningof Life 6 часов назад +1

    Ra Men to you guys too

  • stealthboy316
    stealthboy316 6 часов назад

    Why is this guy still at 1 million subs?

  • Erica Wong
    Erica Wong 6 часов назад +2

    #3 On Trending

    *Seems Legit*

  • Graciela Figueroa
    Graciela Figueroa 6 часов назад

    I missed you

  • Paradox Donut
    Paradox Donut 6 часов назад

    Trending Bois

    WHODA WHODA 6 часов назад +1

    I was so drunk and high when i watched this it was fucken intense af whole nother level liked and subes keep triping me out brother 😵

  • Lee Roy Jones
    Lee Roy Jones 7 часов назад

    At a glance I thought the thumbnail was some gas

  • atkris
    atkris 7 часов назад

    Shouldn’t of used those scissors, Kumar used them to trim his pubes