How To Be A College Student

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  • Sarah Edwards
    Sarah Edwards 18 часов назад

    F**K SCHOOL is gonna be me on Friday, I have one more exam that morning and that's it!

    HOWLLY 3 дня назад

    What does "this" means ?

  • InDonald WeTrump
    InDonald WeTrump 3 дня назад

    Congratulations on 400k

    OH SHIT IM SORRY 4 дня назад

    I wish I could relate to the ones involving friends ;_;

  • 1.2 M views
    1.2 M views 6 дней назад

    you missed RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

  • OllieMakesVideos
    OllieMakesVideos 11 дней назад

    0:16 May I ask why he is playing Rugby? I’m just curious

  • sendy Mtb
    sendy Mtb 11 дней назад


  • Evelyn Loor
    Evelyn Loor 13 дней назад

    I love it! Hahaha!

  • Ehtisham
    Ehtisham 15 дней назад

    110% freakisly relatable but when he said, "in beginning you dress to impress and in the last sem you wear sweatpants for 70 consecutive days" that hit too close to home

  • Spaghetti cat
    Spaghetti cat 15 дней назад

    What does step 26 mean?

  • Jay Hanlon
    Jay Hanlon 15 дней назад

    2:52 I'm going to try the counter pamphlet

  • Jay Hanlon
    Jay Hanlon 15 дней назад

    1:10 LMAO!

  • Mai Xiong
    Mai Xiong 17 дней назад

    Hahahhaa 😂😂

  • Helena Way
    Helena Way 17 дней назад

    I'm definitely the student who might be a hobo

  • Sean Flores
    Sean Flores 19 дней назад

    Or just don't waste your money/time

  • Thom Yorke
    Thom Yorke 19 дней назад

    Don't know what this weird ass Canadian college is all about

  • emilio banman
    emilio banman 19 дней назад

    UBC thats the ccollege in vancouver hahaha

  • SlyShadow
    SlyShadow 20 дней назад

    The textbook one is way too real! Even with scholarships, I still have to pay hundreds of dollars a semester for books that we don't even have to touch! Its a total scandal!

  • Chase Davis
    Chase Davis 20 дней назад

    High on Life!!

  • Watchmasterofkrieg
    Watchmasterofkrieg 20 дней назад

    but with if ur that one guy who military on a campus

  • Christian Bourbon
    Christian Bourbon 20 дней назад


  • Simeon Krahmer
    Simeon Krahmer 21 день назад

    how to be an e- biker

  • roopdhar rao
    roopdhar rao 21 день назад

    Enrolling in ubc this September seems awesome 😂

  • Gonçalo Silva
    Gonçalo Silva 21 день назад

    What does the towel on the door knob mean?

    • Gonçalo Silva
      Gonçalo Silva 17 дней назад

      Helena Way thx

    • Helena Way
      Helena Way 17 дней назад

      Gonçalo Silva Your roommate is having sex in that room.

  • Jim Carpetburn
    Jim Carpetburn 21 день назад

    For some reason this route doesn’t appeal to me, anyone else?

  • Ocean Jam
    Ocean Jam 21 день назад

    Damn, that's accurate :O

  • lindsey L
    lindsey L 21 день назад

    Being in the same room as other people having sex was a good one

  • Sarah Hendricks
    Sarah Hendricks 21 день назад

    I LOVE step 29!! at 4:21

  • Egbert Wadman
    Egbert Wadman 21 день назад

    Love all the edward 40hands going down in these videos

  • LegoBeyblade BROS
    LegoBeyblade BROS 28 дней назад

    you missed being poor as fuck

  • GameHatter
    GameHatter 28 дней назад

    3:34 Nice XKCD reference.

  • Tervel MTB
    Tervel MTB Месяц назад

    My friend is the hobo in a dorm alone but even tho he looks poor he owns a DH bike

  • NotABlatantly ReligiousUsername
    NotABlatantly ReligiousUsername Месяц назад

    Oh shit the sock on the doorknob means they're having sex right?

  • Normal Human being
    Normal Human being Месяц назад

    Starbucks coffee is horrible colombian now is good shit

  • Rhiannon Anne O'Donnell
    Rhiannon Anne O'Donnell Месяц назад

    I do half this shit in High School already

  • Glade Fuller
    Glade Fuller Месяц назад

    Don't forget to pay for everything until you financially die. "Evil loughter"

  • Brandon Drayton
    Brandon Drayton Месяц назад

    @5:00 he is doing Edward 40 Hands from How I Met Your Mother

  • WhenYourMomWontLetYouHaveCheeriosAfter8pm

    4:04 Holy shit I went to that school

  • Yawen Lai
    Yawen Lai Месяц назад

    its also an asian.

  • Yawen Lai
    Yawen Lai Месяц назад

    its an asian

  • Ashley E.
    Ashley E. Месяц назад

    Where did the girl in the beginning get that top?..😂

  • Josh The Hipster
    Josh The Hipster Месяц назад

    4:01 Can someone tell me what that means?

    • Josh The Hipster
      Josh The Hipster 17 дней назад

      Helena Way OHHHH!!! Okay, thanks.

    • Helena Way
      Helena Way 17 дней назад

      Josh The Hipster It means don't come in - your roommate is having sex inside.

  • Dave Tonetti
    Dave Tonetti Месяц назад

    I started university in 1979. i just want to assure you, nothing has changed! hahaha! enjoy the best years of your life, but jesus, turn that fucking noise down, woudja! that shit sux

  • Benjamin Stone
    Benjamin Stone Месяц назад

    Shout out to reppin ΚΣ!!

  • Liuhuayue
    Liuhuayue Месяц назад

    It seems like every school knows of underwater basket weaving, but not all of them have a course on it. XP

  • Juan Migelle Ferido
    Juan Migelle Ferido Месяц назад

    That underwater basket weaving is on metropoville

  • red cherry
    red cherry Месяц назад

    Sleep, study, social life
    Pick one.

  • It's A BANNNA
    It's A BANNNA Месяц назад

    2:59 guy:how do you fucking like it.

  • Cocomaui 32
    Cocomaui 32 Месяц назад

    Only speak in inside jokes

  • MinerSKY5522
    MinerSKY5522 Месяц назад

    This will help me when I go to university (I know it’s not college but it’s pretty similar)

    I hope you know I’m just joking

  • Some Audio Trash
    Some Audio Trash Месяц назад

    Can some of you college students tell me what number 26 means?

    • Some Audio Trash
      Some Audio Trash Месяц назад

      Thank you :3 (I assumed it was another masturbation joke, but I was close enough)

    • MinerSKY5522
      MinerSKY5522 Месяц назад

      That your roommate is getting layed 🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️🙁☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢☹️☹️😳

  • colderplasma
    colderplasma 2 месяца назад +1

    You missed rent a lambo for the first week of school and never again

  • Jack Blommel
    Jack Blommel 2 месяца назад

    I've done the free food thing forever

  • Steves_Bae007
    Steves_Bae007 2 месяца назад

    What does it means in 4:00 ?

    • MinerSKY5522
      MinerSKY5522 Месяц назад

      Your roommates getting layed

  • Shannon Murphy
    Shannon Murphy 2 месяца назад +1


  • Lil' Jello
    Lil' Jello 2 месяца назад +1

    My plan for this semester: Stock up on pamphlets from pamphlet people to use later in a counter-pamphet maneuver against pamphlet people.

  • Lil' Jello
    Lil' Jello 2 месяца назад

    Everyone I see complains about not having their coffee.

  • 71280356802456027836
    71280356802456027836 2 месяца назад

    my go to is the wide turn but i sometimes use the counter pamphlet

  • jonald delapaz
    jonald delapaz 2 месяца назад

    Lmao haha

  • NewAndy
    NewAndy 2 месяца назад

    Philosophy major, ouch that hurt...

  • Tsuki Aioi
    Tsuki Aioi 2 месяца назад

    Forgot two things:
    One, that random hookup that’s either gonna make that semester unforgettable or give you a semester’s worth of awkwardness or a going away present (STD OR STI)
    Two, try to balance sleep, good grades, extra curricular shit, part time job and social life until you either have a breakdown or neglect 2 of the 5 things
    Happy college everyone! #collegesenior #classof2018

  • Isbah Fire
    Isbah Fire 2 месяца назад

    This is sooooooo accurate

  • Logan Sullivan
    Logan Sullivan 2 месяца назад

    What is the sock on the door knob

  • EmslandballMapping
    EmslandballMapping 2 месяца назад

    What does the Doorknob Towel mean?

  • the1out2go
    the1out2go 2 месяца назад

    What's a starbuck?

  • Adam D'Angelo
    Adam D'Angelo 3 месяца назад

    next year

  • flemelaris
    flemelaris 3 месяца назад

    As a music major i can relate to having 12 classes In a semester

  • L'homme à la cravate
    L'homme à la cravate 3 месяца назад +2

    Fuck this shit I'm becoming homeless when I graduate.

  • keegan ramser
    keegan ramser 3 месяца назад

    Learn how to tie a toga

  • Alex Arias
    Alex Arias 3 месяца назад +1

    You missed dropping out of college

  • Geofandra TV
    Geofandra TV 3 месяца назад

    Uhhh have sex after collage

  • Aero
    Aero 3 месяца назад

    I’v moved to 3 different high schools and that be friend the first person you meet step is so true lmao

  • Pradeep Nayak
    Pradeep Nayak 4 месяца назад


  • Nima 114
    Nima 114 4 месяца назад

    UBC as in University of British Columbia? Lol, never new there were comedy channels near me...

  • WeevilVlogger // Road to 200 Subs!
    WeevilVlogger // Road to 200 Subs! 4 месяца назад

    'i only got 7 hours of sleep'
    jesus christ

    *_poor you_*

    seriously though wtf?

  • I Love Hetalia!
    I Love Hetalia! 4 месяца назад +1

    4:01 what does it mean?

  • Mark George
    Mark George 4 месяца назад

    and use when you need help

  • ShadowzPlayzPianoz
    ShadowzPlayzPianoz 4 месяца назад

    Oh no, at the end of the year you will not just have worn sweatpants for 70 consecutive days, you will have worn the same sweatpants for 70 consecutive days and not showered for 12 days.

  • DayLightSensor IMA
    DayLightSensor IMA 4 месяца назад


  • Lola Cullen
    Lola Cullen 4 месяца назад

    I am that I wanna be a ceo

  • Kay Lynn
    Kay Lynn 4 месяца назад

    All of these are true. Omigosh

  • Jorge Arévalo Paredes
    Jorge Arévalo Paredes 5 месяцев назад

    My life right now, you nailed it guys.

  • EpicMan136
    EpicMan136 5 месяцев назад

    Where are the ramen noodles

  • Jaclyn Rachelle
    Jaclyn Rachelle 5 месяцев назад

    Step 32) Cry when everyone is celebrating finishing exams, because you're such a fuck up, you still have an incomplete to finish.

  • 1 thepackgawd
    1 thepackgawd 5 месяцев назад

    Or drop out

  • Mr. Tibbs
    Mr. Tibbs 5 месяцев назад

    the time and money wasted just so you can work at McDonalds.

    BRANDON LIAO 5 месяцев назад

    Step 1: Attain student loans

  • Space Rock
    Space Rock 5 месяцев назад

    Best bahahahahahaha

  • Elan Cochavi
    Elan Cochavi 5 месяцев назад

    Be sjw

  • Ģirts Freimanis
    Ģirts Freimanis 5 месяцев назад +1


  • Lex Croissant
    Lex Croissant 5 месяцев назад

    If you don’t get a girlfriend by the end of the semester...
    Do dating sites

  • Lorenzo Caldwell
    Lorenzo Caldwell 5 месяцев назад

    pretty accurate if you ask me.

  • Jordan Abendroth
    Jordan Abendroth 5 месяцев назад

    Step 32, die of crushing student debt

  • Hazza Wazza
    Hazza Wazza 5 месяцев назад

    You missed the one kid that buys fake everything

  • Gavin McNair
    Gavin McNair 5 месяцев назад

    I’m a frat bro

  • Hunter Woodhead
    Hunter Woodhead 5 месяцев назад

    This is all wrong. Just go to collage

  • Peter Gruntz
    Peter Gruntz 5 месяцев назад

    You forgot
    irst time forget your school-bag.

  • Insight72
    Insight72 5 месяцев назад

    ALRIGHT im totally prepared for college now

  • Andino Nyong
    Andino Nyong 5 месяцев назад

    Im a highschooler and i already know the steps of the all nighter

  • Pablo Olivero
    Pablo Olivero 5 месяцев назад

    jajaja perfect