How To Be A College Student

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  • It's A BANNNA
    It's A BANNNA 2 дня назад

    2:59 guy:how do you fucking like it.

  • Cocomaui 32
    Cocomaui 32 2 дня назад

    Only speak in inside jokes

  • MinerSKY5522
    MinerSKY5522 3 дня назад

    This will help me when I go to university (I know it’s not college but it’s pretty similar)

    I hope you know I’m just joking

  • Some Audio Trash
    Some Audio Trash 4 дня назад

    Can some of you college students tell me what number 26 means?

    • Some Audio Trash
      Some Audio Trash 2 дня назад

      Thank you :3 (I assumed it was another masturbation joke, but I was close enough)

    • MinerSKY5522
      MinerSKY5522 3 дня назад

      That your roommate is getting layed 🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️🙁☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢☹️☹️😳

  • colderplasma
    colderplasma 9 дней назад +1

    You missed rent a lambo for the first week of school and never again

  • Jack Blommel
    Jack Blommel 10 дней назад

    I've done the free food thing forever

  • Steves_Bae007
    Steves_Bae007 11 дней назад

    What does it means in 4:00 ?

    • MinerSKY5522
      MinerSKY5522 3 дня назад

      Your roommates getting layed

  • Shannon Murphy
    Shannon Murphy 13 дней назад +1


  • Lil' Jello
    Lil' Jello 18 дней назад +1

    My plan for this semester: Stock up on pamphlets from pamphlet people to use later in a counter-pamphet maneuver against pamphlet people.

  • Lil' Jello
    Lil' Jello 18 дней назад

    Everyone I see complains about not having their coffee.

  • 71280356802456027836
    71280356802456027836 20 дней назад

    my go to is the wide turn but i sometimes use the counter pamphlet

  • jonald delapaz
    jonald delapaz 21 день назад

    Lmao haha

  • NewAndy
    NewAndy 21 день назад

    Philosophy major, ouch that hurt...

  • Tsuki Aioi
    Tsuki Aioi 23 дня назад

    Forgot two things:
    One, that random hookup that’s either gonna make that semester unforgettable or give you a semester’s worth of awkwardness or a going away present (STD OR STI)
    Two, try to balance sleep, good grades, extra curricular shit, part time job and social life until you either have a breakdown or neglect 2 of the 5 things
    Happy college everyone! #collegesenior #classof2018

  • Isbah Fire
    Isbah Fire 26 дней назад

    This is sooooooo accurate

  • Logan Sullivan
    Logan Sullivan 27 дней назад

    What is the sock on the door knob

  • Samantha Q
    Samantha Q Месяц назад

    Step 1: Look for a safe place where you can cry when the outside world gets too hard for you. At least that's what the snowflakes at my college (University of Pennsylvania) did. I should have just spent the money on penguins instead.

  • EmslandballMapping
    EmslandballMapping Месяц назад

    What does the Doorknob Towel mean?

  • the1out2go
    the1out2go Месяц назад

    What's a starbuck?

  • Adam D'Angelo
    Adam D'Angelo Месяц назад

    next year

  • flemelaris
    flemelaris Месяц назад

    As a music major i can relate to having 12 classes In a semester

  • L'homme à la cravate
    L'homme à la cravate Месяц назад +2

    Fuck this shit I'm becoming homeless when I graduate.

  • keegan ramser
    keegan ramser Месяц назад

    Learn how to tie a toga

  • Alex Arias
    Alex Arias Месяц назад +1

    You missed dropping out of college

  • Geofandra TV
    Geofandra TV Месяц назад

    Uhhh have sex after collage

  • Aero
    Aero 2 месяца назад

    I’v moved to 3 different high schools and that be friend the first person you meet step is so true lmao

  • P K
    P K 2 месяца назад


  • Nima 114
    Nima 114 2 месяца назад

    UBC as in University of British Columbia? Lol, never new there were comedy channels near me...

  • WeevilVlogger // Road to 200 Subs!
    WeevilVlogger // Road to 200 Subs! 2 месяца назад

    'i only got 7 hours of sleep'
    jesus christ

    *_poor you_*

    seriously though wtf?

  • I Love Hetalia!
    I Love Hetalia! 2 месяца назад +1

    4:01 what does it mean?

  • Mark George
    Mark George 3 месяца назад

    and use when you need help

  • ShadowzPlayzPianoz
    ShadowzPlayzPianoz 3 месяца назад

    Oh no, at the end of the year you will not just have worn sweatpants for 70 consecutive days, you will have worn the same sweatpants for 70 consecutive days and not showered for 12 days.

  • DayLightSensor IMA
    DayLightSensor IMA 3 месяца назад


  • Lola Cullen
    Lola Cullen 3 месяца назад

    I am that I wanna be a ceo

  • Kay Lynn
    Kay Lynn 3 месяца назад

    All of these are true. Omigosh

  • Jorge Arévalo Paredes
    Jorge Arévalo Paredes 3 месяца назад

    My life right now, you nailed it guys.

  • EpicMan136
    EpicMan136 3 месяца назад

    Where are the ramen noodles

  • Jaclyn Rachelle
    Jaclyn Rachelle 3 месяца назад

    Step 32) Cry when everyone is celebrating finishing exams, because you're such a fuck up, you still have an incomplete to finish.

  • 1 thepackgawd
    1 thepackgawd 3 месяца назад

    Or drop out

  • Mr. Tibbs
    Mr. Tibbs 3 месяца назад

    the time and money wasted just so you can work at McDonalds.

    BRANDON LIAO 3 месяца назад

    Step 1: Attain student loans

  • Space Rock
    Space Rock 3 месяца назад

    Best bahahahahahaha

  • Elan Cochavi
    Elan Cochavi 3 месяца назад

    Be sjw

  • Ģirts Freimanis
    Ģirts Freimanis 3 месяца назад +1


  • Lex Thomson-Bowden
    Lex Thomson-Bowden 3 месяца назад

    If you don’t get a girlfriend by the end of the semester...
    Do dating sites

  • Lorenzo Caldwell
    Lorenzo Caldwell 3 месяца назад

    pretty accurate if you ask me.

  • Jordan Abendroth
    Jordan Abendroth 3 месяца назад

    Step 32, die of crushing student debt

  • Hazza Wazza
    Hazza Wazza 3 месяца назад

    You missed the one kid that buys fake everything

  • Gavin McNair
    Gavin McNair 4 месяца назад

    I’m a frat bro

  • Hunter Woodhead
    Hunter Woodhead 4 месяца назад

    This is all wrong. Just go to collage

  • Peter Gruntz
    Peter Gruntz 4 месяца назад

    You forgot
    irst time forget your school-bag.

  • Insight72
    Insight72 4 месяца назад

    ALRIGHT im totally prepared for college now

  • Andino Nyong
    Andino Nyong 4 месяца назад

    Im a highschooler and i already know the steps of the all nighter

  • Pablo Olivero
    Pablo Olivero 4 месяца назад

    jajaja perfect

    NACE JEHART 4 месяца назад

    Tha fuck 4:03

  • Pringle Lays
    Pringle Lays 4 месяца назад

    Now that I attend UBC it makes this video even more relatable

  • Deity Saturn
    Deity Saturn 4 месяца назад +1

    A lot of these were more true than I'd like them to be especially the first time realizing you're not as smart as you thought you were

  • LOLZ _ME
    LOLZ _ME 4 месяца назад

    Forgot about how to kill your roommate

  • Haley Wingate
    Haley Wingate 4 месяца назад +1

    literally true tho last semester I was dressed to the nines, did all my homework on time, was a great student, now like today I did my French homework in math class and left class half an hour early to go take a nap in the common room in an outfit I had worn to work all week

  • hwang tom
    hwang tom 4 месяца назад

    4:03 what this means pls?i dont know

  • theacp127
    theacp127 4 месяца назад

    I wear my favorite shorts for a long period of time.

  • Zanyotaku
    Zanyotaku 4 месяца назад +1

    Spent the whole video waiting for the step that involves emotional breakdowns and crippling depression

  • Irene Fields
    Irene Fields 4 месяца назад


  • Jackson Scott
    Jackson Scott 4 месяца назад


  • 88 mango
    88 mango 4 месяца назад

    Unless you have 5 girls in your course then don't have sex and if your college only has 250 people in it then your fucked for getting laid

  • Jermane Anyoha
    Jermane Anyoha 4 месяца назад

    Honestly these videos make college seem so much less scary. Thanks guys

  • Jermane Anyoha
    Jermane Anyoha 4 месяца назад

    Looks like high school to me

    • MidnaAzusa
      MidnaAzusa 2 месяца назад

      I had a college professor who said that college is nothing but high school.

  • BetaRay
    BetaRay 4 месяца назад

    This is the best video I've ever seen

  • Stuart Martin
    Stuart Martin 4 месяца назад

    Spending too much time in the cafeteria

  • Drew Pierce
    Drew Pierce 4 месяца назад

    Why do you keep talking about "like us" like your hip and cool, when your channel OBVIOUSLY stands for "I fucking hate teens"??????

  • yung Boi
    yung Boi 4 месяца назад

    i want to be a fucc boi

  • Austin Burrell
    Austin Burrell 4 месяца назад

    Could not be more accurate

  • Kathlyn Canas
    Kathlyn Canas 4 месяца назад

    You should do middle school

  • Albert James
    Albert James 4 месяца назад +1

    My college life =
    4 hrs of sleep
    10 subjects
    A pack of cigarette a day

  • Wave Dave
    Wave Dave 4 месяца назад

    You missed debt

  • Connor Thomas
    Connor Thomas 4 месяца назад

    As a high school senior this freaked me out more than my actual applications

  • Rihitzapizza vlog
    Rihitzapizza vlog 4 месяца назад

    On step 20 you forgot the put them in the corner and have sex

  • The Justin Show!
    The Justin Show! 4 месяца назад

    i wanted to go to college in canada...

    well the Philippines isnt the worse place to go go to college to (its the worse tbh)

  • Manav Goyal
    Manav Goyal 4 месяца назад

    Say no to protests 😂

  • Royce Zaro
    Royce Zaro 4 месяца назад

    lol 2:35 I was wondering how people did it

  • konrad zamożny
    konrad zamożny 4 месяца назад

    U missed hangovers every morning😆

  • Ananya Gupta
    Ananya Gupta 4 месяца назад

    Fuck. I forgot the dress to impress part, I just strolled in with my wonder I have no friends

    IKYIYA 4 месяца назад

    We college students arent nearly like this... this makes me so angry, I gotta drink my coffe

  • Basslocket
    Basslocket 5 месяцев назад

    5:00 That fucking killed me XD

  • an!me umpire
    an!me umpire 5 месяцев назад

    I can't be the only person who noticed that this college's water fountain look like a Asian penis

  • Nicknight 5
    Nicknight 5 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just go to college

  • Cream Pie
    Cream Pie 5 месяцев назад

    gt your ass ofer here

  • kass
    kass 5 месяцев назад

    2:53 cmon bruh that's just mean..

  • vinolin moodley
    vinolin moodley 5 месяцев назад

    4:43 what laptop is that

  • Kathy Sing
    Kathy Sing 5 месяцев назад

    First time realizing this channel is based where I live 😃

  • CocoMuzzBuZz 05
    CocoMuzzBuZz 05 5 месяцев назад

    Take drugs

  • urbanstreet 24
    urbanstreet 24 5 месяцев назад

    If your a girl wear eother sweatpants or super short self-cut shorts that go to your belly button

  • 98 92 7 34 71 13 16
    98 92 7 34 71 13 16 5 месяцев назад

    Well this makes me not want to go to college at all.

  • Pansy Flower
    Pansy Flower 5 месяцев назад

    LOL I got a 98... LMAO

  • SecretErlandr
    SecretErlandr 5 месяцев назад

    You can make an entire video on Step 24 nowdays

  • Mira Airin
    Mira Airin 5 месяцев назад

    I was actually ready to take this video seriously

  • Travis Pond
    Travis Pond 5 месяцев назад

    You guys need to do a how to be a snowboarder!

  • ratguy101
    ratguy101 5 месяцев назад

    Procrastinating on my homework for UBC right now to watch this.

  • my nama Jeff
    my nama Jeff 5 месяцев назад

    Or, go to the trades.

  • Dontae Scisson
    Dontae Scisson 5 месяцев назад

    I only got 7 hours of sleep last night boho big deal