How To Be A College Student

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Комментарии: 950

  • TheMcMater
    TheMcMater 3 дня назад

    this is accurate for me, I'm in grade 9 though

  • Angelyn Thean
    Angelyn Thean 4 дня назад

    so true

  • Stef Berkenbos
    Stef Berkenbos 9 дней назад

    7 hours sleep is normal

  • What A Day To Be Gay
    What A Day To Be Gay 11 дней назад

    "I haven't slept in four weeks." I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

  • Dead droid
    Dead droid 14 дней назад

    i saw that person using the same book which i was said to buy last semester 😨😱

  • Candy Cane
    Candy Cane 15 дней назад

    You forgot freshmen 15

  • Queen Diana
    Queen Diana 15 дней назад

    no college in Germany lol

  • Daisy Squires
    Daisy Squires 17 дней назад

    This isn't even a joke, I just graduated uni and since reading week (in February) to the end of the year, I literally only wore sweatpants

  • Benny Teo
    Benny Teo 18 дней назад

    haha, this perfectly describe my life right now!

  • dark tnt
    dark tnt 18 дней назад

    im college student yet i dont understand​ what 4:03 means????????? can anyone plzz tell me

  • Henry Kozak
    Henry Kozak 18 дней назад

    You forgot instead to study watch YouTube for 7 hours straight instead of studying or doing homework

  • Tranquility Records
    Tranquility Records 18 дней назад

    The "on the phone works EVERYTIME"

  • Penguin Leader
    Penguin Leader 20 дней назад

    hmm you forgot being broke. like not food wise. I mean dirt poor and calling home

  • Nicola Gisler
    Nicola Gisler 21 день назад

    Smoke weed

  • SwissRoll Otaku
    SwissRoll Otaku 23 дня назад

    What does the sock mean?

  • Richard Xu
    Richard Xu 25 дней назад

    Who stopped at 4:50 to check the questions?

  • Dennis De la Mara
    Dennis De la Mara 28 дней назад

    Yea collage isn't for me.

  • Alan Oliveira
    Alan Oliveira 29 дней назад

    that's cool. I'm from Brazil. I liked you guys at the first videos, and their contents as well. Pretty cool, nice. Congrats. So, by the way, that's good, I have loved it. Sometimes I wonder where could I find the good English Channel to practice my English though of being hard doing it

  • Olivia Hahner
    Olivia Hahner 1 месяц назад

    i thought they said tripping on marshmallows

  • Ghost Hunter
    Ghost Hunter 1 месяц назад

    Cllege now sounds fun to me...

  • Ori's Stories
    Ori's Stories 1 месяц назад

    "Underwater basket weaving" hahaha

  • Pradeep Nayak
    Pradeep Nayak 1 месяц назад

    step 18 👍

  • Gmhanson Games
    Gmhanson Games 1 месяц назад

    You missed the roman that you live of of

  • Cameron Ealey
    Cameron Ealey 1 месяц назад

    7 hours of sleep I'm in year 9 and I still don't get that kind of sleep

  • Wilder Taype
    Wilder Taype 1 месяц назад

    1:24 , :D

  • Mariah Thompson
    Mariah Thompson 1 месяц назад

    Aww, come on I thought this was real...I just graduated highschool and I need some help...

  • omgubler
    omgubler 1 месяц назад

    I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.

  • MrLegendary0ne
    MrLegendary0ne 1 месяц назад

    My own tip: your school's arboretum/ botanical garden is a great place to make out because no one goes over there ;)

  • TH_Shizz
    TH_Shizz 1 месяц назад

    Drink coffee until heart stroke hits you.

  • Burnt
    Burnt 1 месяц назад


  • spottedstar1123
    spottedstar1123 1 месяц назад

    1. apply to a college
    2. if accepted, then enroll in attend said college
    congrats! you are now a college student!

  • Boni4 Real
    Boni4 Real 1 месяц назад

    Don't forget the one who fails in first year so he gives up(me)

  • MrDogFood YourMum
    MrDogFood YourMum 1 месяц назад

    masturbating in class

  • Bay Bay
    Bay Bay 1 месяц назад

    Hate that one kid that ALWAYS seems to have something to say about the lecture and never puts their hand down..

  • MegaMaxclan
    MegaMaxclan 1 месяц назад

    what does it mean to put a sock on the handle???

    • MegaMaxclan
      MegaMaxclan 1 месяц назад

      *Googles it*.....ooooooo

  • tim hortons
    tim hortons 1 месяц назад

    in america*

  • Ruben Schyßler
    Ruben Schyßler 1 месяц назад

    To all americans: Please shave your armpits!

  • DJ McCarthy
    DJ McCarthy 2 месяца назад

    When you go to a Christian College and relate to none of these.....but at the same time the sexual ones still apply

  • TheJakobe00
    TheJakobe00 2 месяца назад

    If u complain about more than 4 hours of sleep gtfo

  • casher
    casher 2 месяца назад


  • Sebizzar
    Sebizzar 2 месяца назад

    Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

  • Nefertiti Montoya
    Nefertiti Montoya 2 месяца назад

    Ah UBC. Watching this at the beginning of first year and then again at the end. Haha

  • EllaBella
    EllaBella 2 месяца назад

    2:10 is basically all my friends

  • Anne  Chua
    Anne Chua 2 месяца назад

    what is step 26???
    the sock on knob one?

  • Peenguine
    Peenguine 2 месяца назад

    1:53 HAHA

  • isaac10231
    isaac10231 2 месяца назад

    1 year in and this is stupidly accurate.

  • Bread Seal
    Bread Seal 2 месяца назад

    this is awesome, I liked the rugby part.

  • Emi Lia
    Emi Lia 2 месяца назад

    what does the towel over doorknob mean

  • Paisley Johnson
    Paisley Johnson 2 месяца назад

    they forgot the introvert that hides in their apt and glares at everyone

  • The Gadsden Snake
    The Gadsden Snake 2 месяца назад

    Philosophy Major lmao

  • ♆ Satan ♆
    ♆ Satan ♆ 2 месяца назад

    I hate how stupid true these all are. Especially the thing about the first friend you make will either be your best friend or mortal enemy thing. Because my best friends became my mortal enemy by the end of my first year. It was wild.

  • 0 32
    0 32 2 месяца назад

    How To Be A College Student: become a whiny, safe space, little fucking crybaby bitch.

  • Juan Ramirez
    Juan Ramirez 2 месяца назад

    Ha! Jokes on you! Can't even afford college!

  • Love Machine
    Love Machine 2 месяца назад

    lol I did the make nachos on a hot plate in the biology lab

  • Joaquin Montoya
    Joaquin Montoya 2 месяца назад

    this is so dam funny

  • Noah Johnson
    Noah Johnson 3 месяца назад

    The philosopher at mcd's hahaha

  • TheCrazy Guy
    TheCrazy Guy 3 месяца назад

    4:37 How much does the garbage man make? LMAO

  • MrGoforthewin
    MrGoforthewin 3 месяца назад

    know this is old but rewatching just noticed edward 40hands...priceless

  • Emma Alice
    Emma Alice 3 месяца назад

    I'm 22, average college age in my country is 19, am I too old to go back to school? I've been f*cking up my life for the past 3 years and now I want to get back on track, is it late??

  • Zac Hansen
    Zac Hansen 3 месяца назад

    This hits pretty close

  • Irene Gerber
    Irene Gerber 3 месяца назад

    you missed getting drunk then getting laid then not knowing what happened last night

  • TT Smasher
    TT Smasher 3 месяца назад

    Best vid I ever watched, lol

  • Quinn Mann
    Quinn Mann 3 месяца назад

    The pamphlet thing was funny😅

  • Pangeaner
    Pangeaner 3 месяца назад

    philosopy major working at mcdonalds

  • ayu 98
    ayu 98 3 месяца назад

    omg so relatable😂

  • Molly F
    Molly F 3 месяца назад


  • Teresa Scavotto
    Teresa Scavotto 3 месяца назад

    1:21 IM DYING

  • vos non habent jams
    vos non habent jams 3 месяца назад

    0:03 looks like arden cho!!

  • Howard Ng
    Howard Ng 3 месяца назад

    What is step 26?

  • James  Hayes
    James Hayes 3 месяца назад

    How to be a college student in 2017: Be P.C., a Liberal-Socialist, tree hugging hippie who needs safe spaces & trigger warnings.

  • Paragone
    Paragone 3 месяца назад

    Haha... I'm a mechanical Engineering Student. We don't work that hard.

  • Austin Hernández
    Austin Hernández 3 месяца назад

    I'm so glad I've never had and never will have a roommate.

  • adiprana Julian
    adiprana Julian 3 месяца назад

    the stage of an all nighter part is so true lmao

  • DJ Shuffle
    DJ Shuffle 3 месяца назад

    The only time I had to use a condom on my uni course was to protect a £700 microphone when recording underwater sounds. Living life to the fullest, ain't I?

  • maximus
    maximus 3 месяца назад

    I did step 24 on tuesday night and now i'm famous in a uni with 16k students

  • Just Me
    Just Me 3 месяца назад

    Those are the guys that did the round the world trip! Ha! Pretty cool 8)

  • Ja-nathen
    Ja-nathen 3 месяца назад

    4:02 I am in 6th grade so how do I know what that means!

  • Erin Smith
    Erin Smith 4 месяца назад


  • Happy
    Happy 4 месяца назад

    white girl: ugh i have 4 courses
    asian guy *moves aside books:i have 12

    and if i get even one A-, i get a beating

  • Mattia
    Mattia 4 месяца назад

    P"hilosophy Major" *works at McDonald's *

  • Erik Kebel
    Erik Kebel 4 месяца назад

    Spot on 👌

  • Abhi
    Abhi 4 месяца назад

    Omg the counter pamphlet tho XD dead

  • Bart Whydoyoucare
    Bart Whydoyoucare 4 месяца назад

    Step no. 32 be liberal and feminist

  • John Hamtion
    John Hamtion 4 месяца назад

    what does 26 actually mean???

  • John Regis
    John Regis 4 месяца назад

    0:42 That is my exact Physics book I am using right now! In high school lol!

  • Alicia P.
    Alicia P. 4 месяца назад

    0:44 bottom two are nursing textbooks. they cost a ridiculous amount of money and they weigh like 10lbs each😭😭

  • SoluriZe
    SoluriZe 4 месяца назад

    Explain to me again why people go to college?

  • kay la
    kay la 4 месяца назад

    If you haven't had sex in the library you haven't colleged yet

  • Aram Poghosyan
    Aram Poghosyan 4 месяца назад

    this is too underrated

  • Ethan Bates
    Ethan Bates 4 месяца назад

    Be extremely money savvy but then spend it on glow in the dark socks

  • Simbarashe Kandagona
    Simbarashe Kandagona 4 месяца назад

    4:49.... hits way too close to home :(

  • Will Murphy
    Will Murphy 4 месяца назад

    the philosophy major one was savage

  • Simba
    Simba 4 месяца назад

    I subscribed.

  • It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine
    It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine 4 месяца назад

    I'll be the international student, thanks.

  • MaytePicks
    MaytePicks 4 месяца назад

    lol :P this is great :) specially the pamphlets dodging tactics !

  • A very personal android
    A very personal android 4 месяца назад


  • Anany Panchal
    Anany Panchal 4 месяца назад

    damn now I am excited bout college

  • crimedia
    crimedia 4 месяца назад

    I wanna go to college In America (I'm from Ireland)

  • Templar Exemplar
    Templar Exemplar 4 месяца назад

    college looks lit

  • Matthias Janshen
    Matthias Janshen 4 месяца назад

    What is 26? :)