How To Be A College Student

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Комментарии: 1 175

  • Pradeep Nayak
    Pradeep Nayak 1 день назад

    step 18 👍

  • Gmhanson Games
    Gmhanson Games 6 дней назад

    You missed the roman that you live of of

  • Cameron Ealey
    Cameron Ealey 9 дней назад

    7 hours of sleep I'm in year 9 and I still don't get that kind of sleep

  • Wilder Taype
    Wilder Taype 12 дней назад

    1:24 , :D

  • Mariah Thompson
    Mariah Thompson 13 дней назад

    Aww, come on I thought this was real...I just graduated highschool and I need some help...

  • omgubler
    omgubler 13 дней назад

    I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.

  • MrLegendary0ne
    MrLegendary0ne 15 дней назад

    My own tip: your school's arboretum/ botanical garden is a great place to make out because no one goes over there ;)

  • TH_Shizz
    TH_Shizz 16 дней назад

    Drink coffee until heart stroke hits you.

  • Burnt
    Burnt 16 дней назад


  • spottedstar1123
    spottedstar1123 17 дней назад

    1. apply to a college
    2. if accepted, then enroll in attend said college
    congrats! you are now a college student!

  • Boni4 Real
    Boni4 Real 17 дней назад

    Don't forget the one who fails in first year so he gives up(me)

  • MrDogFood YourMum
    MrDogFood YourMum 17 дней назад

    masturbating in class

  • Bay Bay
    Bay Bay 19 дней назад

    Hate that one kid that ALWAYS seems to have something to say about the lecture and never puts their hand down..

  • MegaMaxclan
    MegaMaxclan 21 день назад

    what does it mean to put a sock on the handle???

    • MegaMaxclan
      MegaMaxclan 21 день назад

      *Googles it*.....ooooooo

  • booboo bear
    booboo bear 22 дня назад

    in america*

  • Ruben Schyßler
    Ruben Schyßler 23 дня назад

    To all americans: Please shave your armpits!

  • DJ McCarthy
    DJ McCarthy 26 дней назад

    When you go to a Christian College and relate to none of these.....but at the same time the sexual ones still apply

  • TheJakobe00
    TheJakobe00 26 дней назад

    If u complain about more than 4 hours of sleep gtfo

  • casher
    casher 28 дней назад


  • Sebizzar
    Sebizzar 1 месяц назад

    Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

  • Nefertiti Montoya
    Nefertiti Montoya 1 месяц назад

    Ah UBC. Watching this at the beginning of first year and then again at the end. Haha

  • EllaBella
    EllaBella 1 месяц назад

    2:10 is basically all my friends

  • Anne  Chua
    Anne Chua 1 месяц назад

    what is step 26???
    the sock on knob one?

  • EmsPenguin
    EmsPenguin 1 месяц назад

    1:53 HAHA

  • isaac10231
    isaac10231 1 месяц назад

    1 year in and this is stupidly accurate.

  • Bread Seal
    Bread Seal 1 месяц назад

    this is awesome, I liked the rugby part.

  • Emi Lia
    Emi Lia 1 месяц назад

    what does the towel over doorknob mean

  • Paisley Johnson
    Paisley Johnson 1 месяц назад

    they forgot the introvert that hides in their apt and glares at everyone

  • The Gadsden Snake
    The Gadsden Snake 1 месяц назад

    Philosophy Major lmao

  • ♆ Satan ♆
    ♆ Satan ♆ 1 месяц назад

    I hate how stupid true these all are. Especially the thing about the first friend you make will either be your best friend or mortal enemy thing. Because my best friends became my mortal enemy by the end of my first year. It was wild.

  • 0 32
    0 32 1 месяц назад

    How To Be A College Student: become a whiny, safe space, little fucking crybaby bitch.

  • Juan Ramirez
    Juan Ramirez 1 месяц назад

    Ha! Jokes on you! Can't even afford college!

  • Love Machine
    Love Machine 1 месяц назад

    lol I did the make nachos on a hot plate in the biology lab

  • Joaquin Montoya
    Joaquin Montoya 1 месяц назад

    this is so dam funny

  • Noah Johnson
    Noah Johnson 1 месяц назад

    The philosopher at mcd's hahaha

  • TheCrazy Guy
    TheCrazy Guy 1 месяц назад

    4:37 How much does the garbage man make? LMAO

  • MrGoforthewin
    MrGoforthewin 1 месяц назад

    know this is old but rewatching just noticed edward 40hands...priceless

  • Emma Alice
    Emma Alice 1 месяц назад

    I'm 22, average college age in my country is 19, am I too old to go back to school? I've been f*cking up my life for the past 3 years and now I want to get back on track, is it late??

  • Zac Hansen
    Zac Hansen 2 месяца назад

    This hits pretty close

  • Irene Gerber
    Irene Gerber 2 месяца назад

    you missed getting drunk then getting laid then not knowing what happened last night

  • completelystupid87
    completelystupid87 2 месяца назад

    Best vid I ever watched, lol

  • Quinn Mann
    Quinn Mann 2 месяца назад

    The pamphlet thing was funny😅

  • Pangeaner
    Pangeaner 2 месяца назад

    philosopy major working at mcdonalds

  • ayu 98
    ayu 98 2 месяца назад

    omg so relatable😂

  • Molly F
    Molly F 2 месяца назад


  • Teresa Scavotto
    Teresa Scavotto 2 месяца назад

    1:21 IM DYING

  • vos non habent jams
    vos non habent jams 2 месяца назад

    0:03 looks like arden cho!!

  • Howard Ng
    Howard Ng 2 месяца назад

    What is step 26?

  • James  Hayes
    James Hayes 2 месяца назад

    How to be a college student in 2017: Be P.C., a Liberal-Socialist, tree hugging hippie who needs safe spaces & trigger warnings.

  • Paragone
    Paragone 2 месяца назад

    Haha... I'm a mechanical Engineering Student. We don't work that hard.

  • Austin Hernández
    Austin Hernández 2 месяца назад

    I'm so glad I've never had and never will have a roommate.

  • adiprana Julian
    adiprana Julian 2 месяца назад

    the stage of an all nighter part is so true lmao

  • DJ Shuffle
    DJ Shuffle 2 месяца назад

    The only time I had to use a condom on my uni course was to protect a £700 microphone when recording underwater sounds. Living life to the fullest, ain't I?

  • maximus
    maximus 2 месяца назад

    I did step 24 on tuesday night and now i'm famous in a uni with 16k students

  • Just Me
    Just Me 2 месяца назад

    Those are the guys that did the round the world trip! Ha! Pretty cool 8)

  • Ja-nathen
    Ja-nathen 2 месяца назад

    4:02 I am in 6th grade so how do I know what that means!

  • Erin Smith
    Erin Smith 2 месяца назад


  • Happy
    Happy 2 месяца назад

    white girl: ugh i have 4 courses
    asian guy *moves aside books:i have 12

    and if i get even one A-, i get a beating

  • Mattia
    Mattia 2 месяца назад

    P"hilosophy Major" *works at McDonald's *

  • Erik Kebel
    Erik Kebel 3 месяца назад

    Spot on 👌

  • Abhi
    Abhi 3 месяца назад

    Omg the counter pamphlet tho XD dead

  • Bart Whydoyoucare
    Bart Whydoyoucare 3 месяца назад

    Step no. 32 be liberal and feminist

  • John Hamtion
    John Hamtion 3 месяца назад

    what does 26 actually mean???

  • John Regis
    John Regis 3 месяца назад

    0:42 That is my exact Physics book I am using right now! In high school lol!

  • Alicia P.
    Alicia P. 3 месяца назад

    0:44 bottom two are nursing textbooks. they cost a ridiculous amount of money and they weigh like 10lbs each😭😭

  • SoluriZe
    SoluriZe 3 месяца назад

    Explain to me again why people go to college?

  • Kayla Younkins
    Kayla Younkins 3 месяца назад

    If you haven't had sex in the library you haven't colleged yet

  • Aram Poghosyan
    Aram Poghosyan 3 месяца назад

    this is too underrated

  • Ethan Bates
    Ethan Bates 3 месяца назад

    Be extremely money savvy but then spend it on glow in the dark socks

  • Simbarashe Kandagona
    Simbarashe Kandagona 3 месяца назад

    4:49.... hits way too close to home :(

  • Will Murphy
    Will Murphy 3 месяца назад

    the philosophy major one was savage

  • Simba
    Simba 3 месяца назад

    I subscribed.

  • It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine
    It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine 3 месяца назад

    I'll be the international student, thanks.

  • MaytePicks
    MaytePicks 3 месяца назад

    lol :P this is great :) specially the pamphlets dodging tactics !

  • A very personal android
    A very personal android 3 месяца назад


  • Anany Panchal
    Anany Panchal 3 месяца назад

    damn now I am excited bout college

  • crimedia
    crimedia 3 месяца назад

    I wanna go to college In America (I'm from Ireland)

  • Templar Exemplar
    Templar Exemplar 3 месяца назад

    college looks lit

  • Matthias Janshen
    Matthias Janshen 3 месяца назад

    What is 26? :)

  • Jasmin NL
    Jasmin NL 3 месяца назад

    100% accurate

  • Juan Pablo Gonzalez S. V.
    Juan Pablo Gonzalez S. V. 3 месяца назад

    sleeping in your friends dorm after long study. sleeping in public. using a study room to sleep

  • Lucy Driskill
    Lucy Driskill 3 месяца назад

    What's the sock thing?

    • JYP is life
      JYP is life 3 месяца назад

      Lucy Driskill privat time ;)

  • Nushie Nush
    Nushie Nush 3 месяца назад

    Counter-pamphlet technique. Genius!

  • iloveicecream127
    iloveicecream127 3 месяца назад

    dressing to impress and then giving up after a month is sooooooo accurate

  • ThatOne youtubeguy
    ThatOne youtubeguy 3 месяца назад

    how to be a college student go to college

  • Jeonicia ᅳ
    Jeonicia ᅳ 3 месяца назад

    that "say no to protests" killed me😂😂

  • Inês Silva
    Inês Silva 3 месяца назад

    - attend college

  • Denpachii
    Denpachii 3 месяца назад

    BG music is TOO LOOOUD!

  • Last Young Renegade
    Last Young Renegade 3 месяца назад

    Why am I watching this? I will never go to college 😄

  • Jesper Önesand
    Jesper Önesand 3 месяца назад

    I have studied at university for 4 years and I have never ever worn sweatpants.

  • Melvin Blade
    Melvin Blade 3 месяца назад

    why are these so true?

  • Marela9
    Marela9 3 месяца назад

    Counting +1 on the study days, cause you have the night before, too. Ah yes... Finals...

  • Fitri Al Istiqomah
    Fitri Al Istiqomah 3 месяца назад

    some are same with here #LOL

  • Alice Bug
    Alice Bug 3 месяца назад

    The most confusing thing on this video was, he didn't spill anything! *mindblowing*

  • Edgar Cervantes
    Edgar Cervantes 3 месяца назад

    How to be a college student? Enroll on a university

  • Exo tixa
    Exo tixa 3 месяца назад

    going to college this fall. ;)

  • Kelly Dang
    Kelly Dang 3 месяца назад

    what does this 4:03 mean?

    • Olga Goryca
      Olga Goryca 3 месяца назад

      Kelly Dang that someone is having sex or masturbate

  • Emily Ye
    Emily Ye 3 месяца назад

    Does the sock on the handle mean sex?

    • Emily Ye
      Emily Ye 3 месяца назад

      Yeah ok

  • Mark Angelot
    Mark Angelot 3 месяца назад

    What does the towel on the doorknob mean?

    • The sass is real
      The sass is real 3 месяца назад

      Mark Angelot it's a sock and it means people are having sex in that room

  • Dark Larrie
    Dark Larrie 3 месяца назад

    well, get admission in college.
    boom, you're a college student.