How To Be A College Student

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  • The Real C5
    The Real C5 2 дня назад

    What does the white sock mean?

  • Christina Moore
    Christina Moore 3 дня назад

    philosophy major working at McDonalds, lol, so true so true:)

  • creations of my own bored mind 121

    I'm the 999th comment, I feel special.

  • Akeolo
    Akeolo 5 дней назад

    Why the fuck would you take 12 courses

  • Jackie Carson
    Jackie Carson 6 дней назад

    Underwater basket weaving is my CITY!!

  • nazcret22
    nazcret22 7 дней назад

    Fuck a teacher.

    MATT CHOI 8 дней назад

    Is this video recorded at Langara college? Looks like the background is Langara..

  • Mark-Angelo Famularcano
    Mark-Angelo Famularcano 9 дней назад

    Oh the pamphlets, so many

  • Silver Hetch
    Silver Hetch 11 дней назад

    I thought this video was new XD its still up to date ...

  • Eiffelwurm
    Eiffelwurm 13 дней назад

    Now I'm prepared I guess...

  • Giancarlo Aguirre
    Giancarlo Aguirre 13 дней назад

    "The suprise attack" hahahaha

  • Kedil Dil
    Kedil Dil 17 дней назад

    This seems more fun than after highschool life in malaysia

  • Munthegun
    Munthegun 17 дней назад

    High on Life!

  • Sreehari
    Sreehari 18 дней назад

    All covered except, " kill yourself ".

  • Rihitzapizza
    Rihitzapizza 18 дней назад

    In part 20 you foregot about the middle finger move

  • Yury Pereira
    Yury Pereira 18 дней назад

    This is so accurate

  • Its Apop!
    Its Apop! 21 день назад

    Ok I'm going to grade 7 and I immediately pick jock for college😂

  • Lavnya Bist
    Lavnya Bist 22 дня назад


  • Nicky GrandCasa
    Nicky GrandCasa 25 дней назад

    After 8 years of doing my bachelor's, this pretty much sums it up !!

  • Eric Harding
    Eric Harding 25 дней назад

    U guys should do snowboarding

  • FSFA Films
    FSFA Films 27 дней назад

    xDDDD mastrubation scedual sorry my spelling is bad

  • Selena Mai
    Selena Mai 28 дней назад

    ... can someone tell me what the sock on the door means?

  • Corvo Attano
    Corvo Attano 29 дней назад

    Lol Philosophy Major

  • Ashley Gomez
    Ashley Gomez 29 дней назад

    how to be a college student
    -go to college, idiot

  • Cassandra Osborne
    Cassandra Osborne Месяц назад

    You forgot "spend so much paying tuition that you're forced to live in your parents basement"

  • MetaNomad
    MetaNomad Месяц назад

    You missed the advice on how to handle your future life of debt-slavery.

  • Jareth the Goblin King
    Jareth the Goblin King Месяц назад

    Do people actually have sex in college stairwells?

  • Berwyn Hau
    Berwyn Hau Месяц назад

    This is retarded but the sleep and courses is true, I'm pretty smart, but not like top 10% of my class and I barely get any sleep and take hard classes, I can't wait for college, I'm gonna be that guy with 12 courses who hasn't slept for 4 weeks lol

  • Nour Samih
    Nour Samih Месяц назад

    this is geniusly accurate hahah

  • Sarathy Kanathasan
    Sarathy Kanathasan Месяц назад

    fuck uoft

  • Gabriela del Mar
    Gabriela del Mar Месяц назад

    How to be a college student: Go to college

  • Georgina Montinola
    Georgina Montinola Месяц назад

    Haha good to know im not alone

  • bentley
    bentley Месяц назад

    You missed: "Thanksgiving break? Cash me in Barbados. I'll be busy in New Zealand for winter break, sorry. Yeah... already planned spring break. See you in Maldives?"

  • Zahra Aljamrii
    Zahra Aljamrii Месяц назад

    College sounds fun..?

  • Javier Alejandro Castillo Ponce
    Javier Alejandro Castillo Ponce Месяц назад

    Be broke forever

  • Rational Eye
    Rational Eye Месяц назад

    Is college the same thing as university? I'm starting my Bachelor of Science soon and I don't want it to look like this shit. I threw up bc of this vid.

  • NatopowerGaming
    NatopowerGaming Месяц назад +1

    "Yo, you guys gotta try this ice cream!"

  • ThatAwkwardGirl
    ThatAwkwardGirl Месяц назад

    4:18 this is what we learn in 11th grade where i live.

  • Nriq Mer Al-Ar
    Nriq Mer Al-Ar Месяц назад

    Wot 26 meens?

  • Kabuzzo Akawara
    Kabuzzo Akawara Месяц назад

    you guys deserve more subs

  • MrDiesel
    MrDiesel Месяц назад

    you missed HvZ

  • Instant Entertainment
    Instant Entertainment Месяц назад

    Broken Printer is so true dying

  • Ian Chambers
    Ian Chambers Месяц назад

    Haha, do you know where the library is

  • zzMjRzz
    zzMjRzz Месяц назад

    dying😂 so true

  • 47TUNE Productions
    47TUNE Productions Месяц назад

    "The counter pamphlet" lmfao i died there

  • OceanBlue
    OceanBlue Месяц назад

    Why do the Chinese students always overload themselves with too many courses?

  • Isabelle Meow
    Isabelle Meow Месяц назад

    am I the only one that doesn't know what that white cloth on the doorknob means

    • MidnaAzusa
      MidnaAzusa Месяц назад

      I wasn't sure until I actually went to college. It's basically a "Do Not Disturb" sign, if you catch my drift.

  • The Podian
    The Podian Месяц назад

    *pause video*
    *google "does starbucks sell coffee in a box"*

  • geovanni student
    geovanni student Месяц назад

    Not cool man..

  • TheMcMater
    TheMcMater Месяц назад

    this is accurate for me, I'm in grade 9 though

  • Angelyn Thean
    Angelyn Thean Месяц назад

    so true

  • Stef Berkenbos
    Stef Berkenbos 2 месяца назад

    7 hours sleep is normal

  • What A Day To Be Gay
    What A Day To Be Gay 2 месяца назад

    "I haven't slept in four weeks." I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

  • Dead droid
    Dead droid 2 месяца назад +1

    i saw that person using the same book which i was said to buy last semester 😨😱

  • Candy Cane
    Candy Cane 2 месяца назад

    You forgot freshmen 15

  • Queen Diana
    Queen Diana 2 месяца назад

    no college in Germany lol

  • Daisy Squires
    Daisy Squires 2 месяца назад

    This isn't even a joke, I just graduated uni and since reading week (in February) to the end of the year, I literally only wore sweatpants

  • Benny Teo
    Benny Teo 2 месяца назад

    haha, this perfectly describe my life right now!

  • dark tnt
    dark tnt 2 месяца назад

    im college student yet i dont understand​ what 4:03 means????????? can anyone plzz tell me

  • Henry Kozak
    Henry Kozak 2 месяца назад

    You forgot instead to study watch YouTube for 7 hours straight instead of studying or doing homework

  • Binary Records
    Binary Records 2 месяца назад

    The "on the phone works EVERYTIME"

  • Penguin Leader
    Penguin Leader 2 месяца назад

    hmm you forgot being broke. like not food wise. I mean dirt poor and calling home

  • Nuke Riders
    Nuke Riders 2 месяца назад

    Smoke weed

  • SwissRoll Otaku
    SwissRoll Otaku 2 месяца назад

    What does the sock mean?

  • Richard Xu
    Richard Xu 2 месяца назад

    Who stopped at 4:50 to check the questions?

  • Dennis De la Mara
    Dennis De la Mara 2 месяца назад

    Yea collage isn't for me.

  • Allan
    Allan 2 месяца назад

    that's cool. I'm from Brazil. I liked you guys at the first videos, and their contents as well. Pretty cool, nice. Congrats. So, by the way, that's good, I have loved it. Sometimes I wonder where could I find the good English Channel to practice my English though of being hard doing it

  • Olivia Hahner
    Olivia Hahner 2 месяца назад

    i thought they said tripping on marshmallows

  • Ghost Hunter
    Ghost Hunter 2 месяца назад

    Cllege now sounds fun to me...

  • Ori's Stories
    Ori's Stories 2 месяца назад

    "Underwater basket weaving" hahaha

  • Pradeep Nayak
    Pradeep Nayak 3 месяца назад

    step 18 👍

  • Gmhanson Games
    Gmhanson Games 3 месяца назад

    You missed the roman that you live of of

  • Cameron Ealey
    Cameron Ealey 3 месяца назад

    7 hours of sleep I'm in year 9 and I still don't get that kind of sleep

  • Wilder Taype
    Wilder Taype 3 месяца назад +1

    1:24 , :D

  • Mariah Thompson
    Mariah Thompson 3 месяца назад

    Aww, come on I thought this was real...I just graduated highschool and I need some help...

  • omgubler
    omgubler 3 месяца назад

    I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.

  • MrLegendary0ne
    MrLegendary0ne 3 месяца назад

    My own tip: your school's arboretum/ botanical garden is a great place to make out because no one goes over there ;)

  • TH_Shizz
    TH_Shizz 3 месяца назад

    Drink coffee until heart stroke hits you.

  • Burnt
    Burnt 3 месяца назад


  • spottedstar1123
    spottedstar1123 3 месяца назад

    1. apply to a college
    2. if accepted, then enroll in attend said college
    congrats! you are now a college student!

  • Boni4 Real
    Boni4 Real 3 месяца назад

    Don't forget the one who fails in first year so he gives up(me)

  • MrDogFood YourMum
    MrDogFood YourMum 3 месяца назад

    masturbating in class

  • Bay Bay
    Bay Bay 3 месяца назад

    Hate that one kid that ALWAYS seems to have something to say about the lecture and never puts their hand down..

  • MegaMaxclan
    MegaMaxclan 3 месяца назад

    what does it mean to put a sock on the handle???

    • MegaMaxclan
      MegaMaxclan 3 месяца назад

      *Googles it*.....ooooooo

  • tim hortons
    tim hortons 3 месяца назад +1

    in america*

  • Ruben Schyßler
    Ruben Schyßler 3 месяца назад

    To all americans: Please shave your armpits!

  • DJ McCarthy
    DJ McCarthy 3 месяца назад

    When you go to a Christian College and relate to none of these.....but at the same time the sexual ones still apply

  • TheJakobe00
    TheJakobe00 3 месяца назад

    If u complain about more than 4 hours of sleep gtfo

  • casher
    casher 3 месяца назад


  • Sebizzar
    Sebizzar 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

  • Nefertiti Montoya
    Nefertiti Montoya 4 месяца назад

    Ah UBC. Watching this at the beginning of first year and then again at the end. Haha

  • EllaBella
    EllaBella 4 месяца назад

    2:10 is basically all my friends

  • Anne  Chua
    Anne Chua 4 месяца назад

    what is step 26???
    the sock on knob one?

  • Peenguine
    Peenguine 4 месяца назад

    1:53 HAHA

  • isaac10231
    isaac10231 4 месяца назад

    1 year in and this is stupidly accurate.

  • Decent
    Decent 4 месяца назад

    this is awesome, I liked the rugby part.

  • Paisley Johnson
    Paisley Johnson 4 месяца назад

    they forgot the introvert that hides in their apt and glares at everyone

  • The Gadsden Snake
    The Gadsden Snake 4 месяца назад

    Philosophy Major lmao

  • ♆ Satan ♆
    ♆ Satan ♆ 4 месяца назад

    I hate how stupid true these all are. Especially the thing about the first friend you make will either be your best friend or mortal enemy thing. Because my best friends became my mortal enemy by the end of my first year. It was wild.

  • 0 32
    0 32 4 месяца назад

    How To Be A College Student: become a whiny, safe space, little fucking crybaby bitch.