James Comey's Testimony Summed Up In A Word: 'Lordy!'

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  • Опубликовано: 4 май 2017
  • FBI Director James Comey says the thought that his actions may have impacted the 2016 election makes him 'nauseous.' Talk about relatable!
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  • princess melody
    princess melody 6 дней назад

    Oh Lordy😇

  • Sumair Bawa
    Sumair Bawa 27 дней назад

    6:41 killed me, that was so funny

  • Ramos James
    Ramos James 2 месяца назад

    COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT!
    Who's behind him?

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 3 месяца назад

    I'm torn. On one hand, I think the U.S. is pretty much evil, and the rest of the world should just watch as you destroy yourselves. And the longer Trump is in office, the more likely that will happen. They'll believe the lies again and again, until, when they finally see the truth, it's too late. My only concern is collateral damage to my own country, but I actually think that's even more likely if Trump stays. I'm going to link some videos that may teach any open minded people (so I don't think a lot of American's will pay attention anyway, lol), and just wait and see.
    ruclip.com/video/Azck1jY79cA/видео.html&t=2539s
    ruclip.com/video/8TSzQdXI2GY/видео.html&t=40s
    ruclip.com/video/e-2cOAUO_wM/видео.html
    David's books are backed with public documents (see the source notes at the back), and has followed Trump for 30 years (going back even farther than that). He is also a Pulitzer Prize winner. But, if the American public won't even pay attention to Trump's provable lies, taking credit for things he never did, clearly beholden to Russia, and acting on BEHALF of Russia (just by looking at his OWN actions & words), RIGGING THE ELECTION(!), NOT ENFORCING THE CLEAN AIR & WATER ACT(!), COMPLETELY missing out on international trade deals, severely negatively affecting the US's future economics . . . then by the time they DO pay attention, it'll be FAR too late. I feel bad for the little people who are going to get hurt by Trump's actions (at least half of who back Trump), but if the majority of Americans will blindly believe a conman like this, than maybe it's best if we (the rest of the world) allow them to destroy themselves from the inside (as Lincoln predicted). BTW, to all the vets that back Trump, he proposed a CUT of $15,000 from the annual vet income (currently around $35,000) upon retirement. So, while he said, "I'm going to do a lot for the vets. I'm going to do so much for the vets! [paraphrasing]" he actually proposed the EXACT OPPOSITE. You are on your way to becoming a fascist country led by a dictator - V. Putin (with mini-dictator/face puppet D. Trump).

  • doug keyes
    doug keyes 3 месяца назад

    Honorable james comey jr. my ass

  • Mahatma Cote
    Mahatma Cote 3 месяца назад

    Hillary was 'winning' a crooked race anyway

  • Eypi Freeley
    Eypi Freeley 4 месяца назад

    "In my defense, I don't actually write my own jokes so I'm really not at fault." - stephen colbert

  • TheDamSnackBar NightLlama
    TheDamSnackBar NightLlama 6 месяцев назад

    7:21 He doesn't have the votes, he doesn't have the votes! He's gonna need congressional approval and he doesn't have the votes! Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.

  • AHDBification
    AHDBification 7 месяцев назад

    God, Trump is worse than Hillary so I voted for her, but this shows that neither her nor the left learned the lesson from that election. The Dems can't win unless they have a candidate that is capable of getting people excited and out to the polls. The most unpopular Democratic nominee (among dems and reps) in American history is not that.

  • joe dell
    joe dell 7 месяцев назад

    merica is a continent not a country, we the people who lives in this continent are tired of how the name america has been kidnapped by the united states of america(uniteds staters)please call yourselves the right name, united staters(estado unidenses or gringos) and leave the name america alone. Name your country something else like Gunland, bombland, Godland, well, whatever....
    iberomagazine.com/2017/11/05/estados-unidos-otra-matanza-mas/

  • Hernan Salazar
    Hernan Salazar 7 месяцев назад

    If that woman was president, we will be at war already. She wasn't even able to take care of her husband...

    • Lancelot Patzer
      Lancelot Patzer 5 месяцев назад

      You realize we've been at war for YEARS and are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, right? Both Hillary and Trump have added wars to the already too long list, and you can thank the military industrial complex funding them for that.

    • Hernan Salazar
      Hernan Salazar 7 месяцев назад

      Trump was the really bad choice...

  • The Angry Dudeist
    The Angry Dudeist 7 месяцев назад

    Oh my God...
    Has it been almost a year since the "cockholster" comment?
    Good grief...

  • Ex Schizophrenic Media
    Ex Schizophrenic Media 8 месяцев назад

    I WAS Schizophrenic but Jesus healed me - ruclip.com/video/WgcJz6s6_ZQ/видео.html

  • Jane
    Jane 8 месяцев назад

    Can someone tell me the title of the last episode

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 10 месяцев назад

    god what an asshole. i saw a dog shit on my lawn , ran to chase him off and step in a big pile off colbert.

  • ao el
    ao el 11 месяцев назад

    Hillary calls them "Russian wikileaks." Haha Talk about force feeding America a false narrative. Nothing about wikileaks is Russian. Surprise, surprise, she lied again.

  • GoRogue CauseMayhem
    GoRogue CauseMayhem 11 месяцев назад

    I really wish people would learn the difference between being a hero and being a good role model.

  • OSanoBR
    OSanoBR 11 месяцев назад

    Calaboca, Jon

  • NOBEL DJ
    NOBEL DJ Год назад

    she probably still would of lost because she didn't champaine agressive enough espiacally in the swing states, oh and the russians

  • Taylor Hartman
    Taylor Hartman Год назад

    4:51 😂😂😂

  • navanit kamble
    navanit kamble Год назад

    why is the black guy soooo "Black" in the band ?

  • Joey Yared
    Joey Yared Год назад

    Lordy!!

  • Passey's Perspective
    Passey's Perspective Год назад

    Comey is a fucking pedophile! Look it up! Everyone needs to know about a discovery channel documentary called the conspiracy of Silence. It profiles an alledged pedophile ring of Washington's elite. Comey was one of the people fingered as well as the Clinton's among others 30 years later WikiLeaks and pizzagate confirm the same thing! These elite scum are being exposed as pedophile's everyday and trust and believe Trump is well aware of what's been going on. Trump fired Comey cuz he's a pedophile scum! Please look into it the movie has been leaked and needs to be told to the world! These people have been victimizing our children for decades! America needs to know about this and light fire to these sadistic fucks!ruclip.com/video/vBSIDQt5Dwc/видео.html

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch Год назад

    PLAY "COVFEFE!!!" THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE HIT!!!!!

    • Dak Lamerbusch
      Dak Lamerbusch Год назад

      And I like how Trump thought that that would go away!X'D He doesn't know jack about the internet or it's rules, namely the "Anonymous Code:"
      We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  • Christine Claiborne
    Christine Claiborne Год назад

    Act and and decide later. No. You are forgetting a critical step. Think.

  • Austin Watson
    Austin Watson Год назад

    Love how he handed the imaginary cat away

  • Scarlet Aubergine
    Scarlet Aubergine Год назад +1

    as a bisexual woman, i don't think colbert's joke was homophobic at all. it seems like republicans are just trying to find something to get mad at him.

  • Ed Kelly
    Ed Kelly Год назад

    I didn't really expect to hear ANYBODY utter the word, "Lordy" in the 21st century. Isn't that a slave word? Shouldn't Comey be dipped in shit and fried like bacon by Black Lives Matter for evoking an old slave adage?

  • Anita-Monique Mann
    Anita-Monique Mann Год назад

    F*#k you Comey. Glad you were fired. Not only are you gone but now Trump is twice as f'd

  • Yes I’m Blessed
    Yes I’m Blessed Год назад

    I'd like to know why Comey didn't come forth with the Russian investigation 11 days before the election. He testified later that he didn't want to influence the election. The one senator called it ironic.

  • trnharris
    trnharris Год назад

    "Play, I'll have to get back to you on that wooooooooo!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • trnharris
    trnharris Год назад

    'Cold-bloooodddddded'! I *love* Jon LOL

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof Год назад

    Clinton: acquitted on ALL charges. Trump: convicted and charged $25 million. Whose the crook again?

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains Год назад

    Kevin McCarthy looks like Sandor Clegane. They have the same dead eyes. But in different ways.

  • bloodraighna
    bloodraighna Год назад

    lmao omg Hillary is so mad she didn't win. No one liked her and she can't seem to believe it. Don't get me wrong, I didn't like Donald Trump either, but she was definitely no Bernie Sanders.

  • Emma Klinsmann
    Emma Klinsmann Год назад

    i think comey is now feeling the full impact of his actions on hillary during the campaign (which contributed to her loss) and is trying to right things.

  • DranKof
    DranKof Год назад

    Lordy!

  • Stephen H
    Stephen H Год назад

    Wait, what happened on Monday's monologue?

  • SunshineLaw Fan
    SunshineLaw Fan Год назад

    Grow up -

  • Pie Pierrot
    Pie Pierrot Год назад

    So basically people with preexisting conditions can go fuck themselves. God I hate our government so much now.

  • Rosemary Williams
    Rosemary Williams Год назад +1

    Catastrophic No Regrets!

  • Catherine Gold
    Catherine Gold Год назад +1

    The correct term is nauseated not nauseous. It's a common mistake.

  • THESHOMROM
    THESHOMROM Год назад

    Colbert applauds himself.A total narcissist! Still using old jokes. Not funny the first time around.

  • Dwight K. Shrute Assistant To the Regional Manager

    ... 1:48, caption reads "Clinton: I take absolute personal responsibility for loss," however she continues to blame Wikileaks and the investigation. The funniest part about it is that what Wikileaks did wasn't wrong.. just releasing information that should have been given to the public in the first place.

  • joe a
    joe a Год назад

    so corny Steven
    You used to be funny
    This time you needed to use your piano player to laugh most of the time....

  • aon10003
    aon10003 Год назад

    If you listen to the Bill Still, the only person who got the polls right last election, Trump had a solid lead the last 3 months and that didn't changed with the emails. f you wants to find out why Hillary Clinton lost, you should study what she did 3 to 4 months Before the election.

  • Matthew Gonzalez
    Matthew Gonzalez Год назад

    I like how liberals blame the F.B.I for investigating a crime. Liberals only care if crimes work in their favor

  • Neeraj Bhat
    Neeraj Bhat Год назад

    N.

  • John Victor
    John Victor Год назад

    Lordy, Stay Human plays The Tribett's Bless the Lord as the outro! Made my day!

  • Adrian Otto
    Adrian Otto Год назад

    Wildlife Jewish head football motivation holy award.

  • Mike S
    Mike S Год назад

    COBERT =ASSHOLE

  • Ådne Muri
    Ådne Muri Год назад

    pittenger has nothing to do with norway... dont put that on us

  • Jasmine Mao
    Jasmine Mao Год назад

    Anyone wonder why the published time is May 4 when the testimony was on June 8?

  • colmsdad
    colmsdad Год назад

    Comey or Trump?.................................................. Comey

  • Hassaan Abdul Qadeer
    Hassaan Abdul Qadeer Год назад

    The black guy makes the cringiest, most annoying noises ever

  • marysue wardell
    marysue wardell Год назад

    Self satisfied jerk

  • MegF
    MegF Год назад

    Yes, election had no good choices in main two parties, plus third parties not all that great. I'm glad to hear you actually say that after keep thinking you love you some Hillary. Both Hillary and Trump are awful! I took the least bad choice and voted Libertarian. Still rather have Trump than Hillary.

  • MrKnuckles80
    MrKnuckles80 Год назад

    liberal shit tards

  • Andre Nicolas Segura
    Andre Nicolas Segura Год назад

    4:10 did somebody on set get a tinder notification? Lol

  • Emil Ram
    Emil Ram Год назад

    Look on the bright side, Hillary is UN-impeachable .

  • Jimmy Guitar
    Jimmy Guitar Год назад

    I do wish Jean Batiste would learn a new catch phrase..Cold blooooooded!

  • Charles Guarino
    Charles Guarino Год назад

    There is no evidence that Hillary was on her way to winning. I remember the attitude of the media and the democratic establishment but the truth is Hillary was a flat. She wasn't a good person to run and no one had passion for her. "Not Donald Trump" isn't good enough apparently to be president.
    Comey just did what he felt was right and didn't concern himself with politics. That's why these pundits blame him, but there really isn't any evidence to support that.

  • Veronica LaShomb
    Veronica LaShomb Год назад

    5:55 Trying not to make a Heavy Rain joke here

  • Deborah Smith
    Deborah Smith Год назад

    lordy i hope there are tapes.

  • Invoke the 25th Amendment.
    Invoke the 25th Amendment. Год назад

    Comey for President! ❤️

  • Mystery Man
    Mystery Man Год назад +1

    Lordy, I hope there are tapes!

  • Kayla B
    Kayla B Год назад

    Lordy, i bet he feels fully nauseous about that decision now

  • Randy Robinson
    Randy Robinson Год назад

    Can not stand this the idiot thanks to Trump you have a job

  • Shin Da
    Shin Da Год назад

    wooow Colbert saying Hillary wasn't a good choice? :oi i thought u were homies

  • USINGISMILE
    USINGISMILE Год назад

    Integrity Rules!!

  • Juggernaut
    Juggernaut Год назад

    ur so fukn lame now, colbert. u used to be good on the daily show

  • Caroline Siegel
    Caroline Siegel Год назад

    THIS SO CALLED COMEDIAN IS WHAT'S WRONG IN AMERICA. IDIOTIC, LIBTARD AND RETARDED. AND YOU FOLKS ARE SAD PEOPLE WHO WATCH A MORON MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF.

  • A Family
    A Family Год назад

    #NoRegrets #HickoryDickoryDope

  • Gurunath Subrahmanyam
    Gurunath Subrahmanyam Год назад

    who is colbert referring to when he says 'trump insulted my friend'?

  • Khaja Moinuddin , Stark
    Khaja Moinuddin , Stark Год назад

    " i have jokes, he has the launch codes, its a fair fight "
    :D are you kidding me? :P man you roasted trump bad as hell, I wont be surprised if i hear in the news, " Trumps skin isnt tan, its just the after effect of being roasted for so long " :P

  • Dr. Rawls
    Dr. Rawls Год назад

    Family huh you seen mine

  • TOP DAWG
    TOP DAWG Год назад

    WELLLLLL ,,,This dude is FIREDDDD.......

  • red dawn
    red dawn Год назад +1

    I thought libtardd were gay friendly

  • ri3it483qthirf
    ri3it483qthirf Год назад

    so nobody's gonna talk about the monster that is NC rep who said go fuck yourself to ppl with pre-existing conditions? who fucking does that? what a piece of fucking shit. vote him out then take away his health care.

  • 4bs_ben
    4bs_ben Год назад +9

    Trump: "We're going to repeal and replace Obamacare"
    Me: "But, you're gonna need congressional approval and *YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES*, _a h a h a h a h a_"

  • Harvey Ward
    Harvey Ward Год назад

    Uncertainty warn appoint sir attraction thought bite warm.

  • Artagan
    Artagan Год назад

    Ya'll kind of forgetting he let hillary get away with the emails when he shouldnt have done that

  • obvious_humor
    obvious_humor Год назад

    1:45 subtitle reads "I take absolute personal responsibility" for loss, while Clinton proceeds to blame Comey and WikiLeaks instead.

  • obvious_humor
    obvious_humor Год назад

    The problem wasn't your language being "crude". It was implying that homosexuality is shameful or an insult. The Trump-Putin thing is low-key homophobic and fuck liberals for brushing this off.

  • Katie Lynn
    Katie Lynn Год назад

    Lordy that guy at the piano (don't know his name sorry) his laugh makes me so happy lol

  • Piriathy
    Piriathy Год назад

    Why did you keep dredging up Hillary's emails if you didn't want Trump to be president...? Am I the only one who doesn't get that?

  • Mathew Jones
    Mathew Jones Год назад

    nice tie man :)

  • J. Fabricio Elías
    J. Fabricio Elías Год назад

    Great show!

  • lukassnakeman
    lukassnakeman Год назад

    does anyone else get unreasonably angry every time jon shouts his stupid cold blooded catch phrase and they cut to him? you are the music guy, you play music when they cut to commercial. it's colbert's job to be comedic.

  • Madeline O
    Madeline O Год назад

    his descriptions of politicians always kill me they're so accurate

  • Madeline O
    Madeline O Год назад

    most savage host on tv

  • Rob Allen
    Rob Allen Год назад

    That guy that leads the band has no personality and needs to stop being micked.

  • JoyAnna Neiner
    JoyAnna Neiner Год назад

    you shouldn't regret that!

  • Jake Smith
    Jake Smith Год назад

    People keep cheering for no reason. Just stfu and let me listen.

  • Ruby Ice
    Ruby Ice Год назад

    Stephen Colbert for President.. After all laughter is the best medicine… :(

  • wolffe93
    wolffe93 Год назад

    I don't blame his audience for not knowing whether to cheer of Comey's firing. It's hard to remember all the doublethink you have to do as a modern leftist. They ought to just remember the golden rule that everything Trump does is inherently evil. When he saves your puppy from drowning, you better push it under water until it stops drawing breath. You don't want to be an evil Trump supporter, do you?

  • Paul Halley
    Paul Halley Год назад

    Thank Trump!! Comey was mean to Hillary.

  • Young Zeek
    Young Zeek Год назад +1

    This is what may have gotten this guy fired ... oh LORDY

  • Rick Caruso
    Rick Caruso Год назад

    Colbert is just a rude asshole. His constant socialist elitist bullshit is not funny. He is a tragic loser.

  • Trevin Gaffney
    Trevin Gaffney Год назад

    Mmmmmmmmmm.