James Comey's Testimony Summed Up In A Word: 'Lordy!'

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  • Published on May 4, 2017
  • FBI Director James Comey says the thought that his actions may have impacted the 2016 election makes him 'nauseous.' Talk about relatable!
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  • YoYO Semite
    YoYO Semite 5 days ago

    This Stevie guy is a moron

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic Month ago

    3:40 It would not have been conceal. You don't 'guess' what evidence you might have, you wait and see what you in fact do or do not have. It was a mistake, or an attempt to tip the scales.

  • almond potato
    almond potato 2 months ago +1

    I think saying "half the country" is too generous. How about this?
    "If Hillary Clinton had been out president, the country, except Texas, and the world, except Russia would be gloating, or happy that nuclear war is once again off the table. Texas and Russia would be depressed, even though Russia won't admit it."

  • TonyCulver
    TonyCulver 3 months ago

    GAYS ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL. BUT COLBERT NEEDS RATINGS AND NEEDS TO STAY ON TV.

  • Jan Nagurski
    Jan Nagurski 3 months ago

    Q

  • Salty Nate
    Salty Nate 4 months ago +1

    Bro.. you'll hopefully feel again December 25th 2020

  • Haley Pierce
    Haley Pierce 4 months ago

    Life is short but James Comey is 6'8" tall people don't forget that.

  • princess étoile
    princess étoile 5 months ago

    Oh Lordy😇

  • Sumair Bawa
    Sumair Bawa 6 months ago +1

    6:41 killed me, that was so funny

  • James Bond J.R.
    James Bond J.R. 7 months ago

    COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT!
    Who's behind him?

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 8 months ago

    I'm torn. On one hand, I think the U.S. is pretty much evil, and the rest of the world should just watch as you destroy yourselves. And the longer Trump is in office, the more likely that will happen. They'll believe the lies again and again, until, when they finally see the truth, it's too late. My only concern is collateral damage to my own country, but I actually think that's even more likely if Trump stays. I'm going to link some videos that may teach any open minded people (so I don't think a lot of American's will pay attention anyway, lol), and just wait and see.
    ruclip.com/video/Azck1jY79cA/video.html
    ruclip.com/video/8TSzQdXI2GY/video.html
    ruclip.com/video/e-2cOAUO_wM/video.html
    David's books are backed with public documents (see the source notes at the back), and has followed Trump for 30 years (going back even farther than that). He is also a Pulitzer Prize winner. But, if the American public won't even pay attention to Trump's provable lies, taking credit for things he never did, clearly beholden to Russia, and acting on BEHALF of Russia (just by looking at his OWN actions & words), RIGGING THE ELECTION(!), NOT ENFORCING THE CLEAN AIR & WATER ACT(!), COMPLETELY missing out on international trade deals, severely negatively affecting the US's future economics . . . then by the time they DO pay attention, it'll be FAR too late. I feel bad for the little people who are going to get hurt by Trump's actions (at least half of who back Trump), but if the majority of Americans will blindly believe a conman like this, than maybe it's best if we (the rest of the world) allow them to destroy themselves from the inside (as Lincoln predicted). BTW, to all the vets that back Trump, he proposed a CUT of $15,000 from the annual vet income (currently around $35,000) upon retirement. So, while he said, "I'm going to do a lot for the vets. I'm going to do so much for the vets! [paraphrasing]" he actually proposed the EXACT OPPOSITE. You are on your way to becoming a fascist country led by a dictator - V. Putin (with mini-dictator/face puppet D. Trump).

  • doug keyes
    doug keyes 8 months ago

    Honorable james comey jr. my ass

  • Mahatma Cote
    Mahatma Cote 8 months ago

    Hillary was 'winning' a crooked race anyway

  • Eypi Freeley
    Eypi Freeley 9 months ago

    "In my defense, I don't actually write my own jokes so I'm really not at fault." - stephen colbert

  • TheDamSnackBar NightLlama

    7:21 He doesn't have the votes, he doesn't have the votes! He's gonna need congressional approval and he doesn't have the votes! Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.

  • AHDBification
    AHDBification Year ago

    God, Trump is worse than Hillary so I voted for her, but this shows that neither her nor the left learned the lesson from that election. The Dems can't win unless they have a candidate that is capable of getting people excited and out to the polls. The most unpopular Democratic nominee (among dems and reps) in American history is not that.

  • joe dell
    joe dell Year ago

    merica is a continent not a country, we the people who lives in this continent are tired of how the name america has been kidnapped by the united states of america(uniteds staters)please call yourselves the right name, united staters(estado unidenses or gringos) and leave the name america alone. Name your country something else like Gunland, bombland, Godland, well, whatever....
    iberomagazine.com/2017/11/05/estados-unidos-otra-matanza-mas/

  • Hernan Salazar
    Hernan Salazar Year ago

    If that woman was president, we will be at war already. She wasn't even able to take care of her husband...

    • Lancelot Patzer
      Lancelot Patzer 10 months ago

      You realize we've been at war for YEARS and are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, right? Both Hillary and Trump have added wars to the already too long list, and you can thank the military industrial complex funding them for that.

    • Hernan Salazar
      Hernan Salazar Year ago

      Trump was the really bad choice...

  • The Angry Dudeist

    Oh my God...
    Has it been almost a year since the "cockholster" comment?
    Good grief...

  • Ex Schizophrenic Media

    I WAS Schizophrenic but Jesus healed me - ruclip.com/video/WgcJz6s6_ZQ/video.html

  • Jane
    Jane Year ago

    Can someone tell me the title of the last episode

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Year ago

    god what an asshole. i saw a dog shit on my lawn , ran to chase him off and step in a big pile off colbert.

  • ao el
    ao el Year ago

    Hillary calls them "Russian wikileaks." Haha Talk about force feeding America a false narrative. Nothing about wikileaks is Russian. Surprise, surprise, she lied again.

  • GoRogue CauseMayhem

    I really wish people would learn the difference between being a hero and being a good role model.

  • OSanoBR
    OSanoBR Year ago

    Calaboca, Jon

  • NOBEL DJ
    NOBEL DJ Year ago

    she probably still would of lost because she didn't champaine agressive enough espiacally in the swing states, oh and the russians

  • Taylor Hartman
    Taylor Hartman Year ago

    4:51 😂😂😂

  • navanit kamble
    navanit kamble Year ago

    why is the black guy soooo "Black" in the band ?

  • Joey Yared
    Joey Yared Year ago

    Lordy!!

  • Passey's Perspective

    Comey is a fucking pedophile! Look it up! Everyone needs to know about a discovery channel documentary called the conspiracy of Silence. It profiles an alledged pedophile ring of Washington's elite. Comey was one of the people fingered as well as the Clinton's among others 30 years later WikiLeaks and pizzagate confirm the same thing! These elite scum are being exposed as pedophile's everyday and trust and believe Trump is well aware of what's been going on. Trump fired Comey cuz he's a pedophile scum! Please look into it the movie has been leaked and needs to be told to the world! These people have been victimizing our children for decades! America needs to know about this and light fire to these sadistic fucks!ruclip.com/video/vBSIDQt5Dwc/video.html

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch Year ago

    PLAY "COVFEFE!!!" THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE HIT!!!!!

    • Dak Lamerbusch
      Dak Lamerbusch Year ago

      And I like how Trump thought that that would go away!X'D He doesn't know jack about the internet or it's rules, namely the "Anonymous Code:"
      We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  • Christine Claiborne

    Act and and decide later. No. You are forgetting a critical step. Think.

  • Austin Watson
    Austin Watson Year ago

    Love how he handed the imaginary cat away

  • Scarlet Aubergine
    Scarlet Aubergine Year ago +1

    as a bisexual woman, i don't think colbert's joke was homophobic at all. it seems like republicans are just trying to find something to get mad at him.

  • Ed Kelly
    Ed Kelly Year ago

    I didn't really expect to hear ANYBODY utter the word, "Lordy" in the 21st century. Isn't that a slave word? Shouldn't Comey be dipped in shit and fried like bacon by Black Lives Matter for evoking an old slave adage?

  • Anita-Monique Mann

    F*#k you Comey. Glad you were fired. Not only are you gone but now Trump is twice as f'd

  • Yes I’m Blessed

    I'd like to know why Comey didn't come forth with the Russian investigation 11 days before the election. He testified later that he didn't want to influence the election. The one senator called it ironic.

  • trnharris
    trnharris Year ago

    "Play, I'll have to get back to you on that wooooooooo!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • trnharris
    trnharris Year ago

    'Cold-bloooodddddded'! I *love* Jon LOL

  • Tyg Rahof
    Tyg Rahof Year ago

    Clinton: acquitted on ALL charges. Trump: convicted and charged $25 million. Whose the crook again?

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains Year ago

    Kevin McCarthy looks like Sandor Clegane. They have the same dead eyes. But in different ways.

  • bloodraighna
    bloodraighna Year ago

    lmao omg Hillary is so mad she didn't win. No one liked her and she can't seem to believe it. Don't get me wrong, I didn't like Donald Trump either, but she was definitely no Bernie Sanders.

  • Emma Klinsmann
    Emma Klinsmann Year ago

    i think comey is now feeling the full impact of his actions on hillary during the campaign (which contributed to her loss) and is trying to right things.

  • DranKof
    DranKof Year ago

    Lordy!

  • Steph H
    Steph H Year ago

    Wait, what happened on Monday's monologue?

  • SunshineLaw Fan
    SunshineLaw Fan Year ago

    Grow up -

  • Pie Pierrot
    Pie Pierrot Year ago

    So basically people with preexisting conditions can go fuck themselves. God I hate our government so much now.

  • Rosemary Williams
    Rosemary Williams Year ago +1

    Catastrophic No Regrets!

  • Catherine Gold
    Catherine Gold Year ago +1

    The correct term is nauseated not nauseous. It's a common mistake.

  • THESHOMROM
    THESHOMROM Year ago

    Colbert applauds himself.A total narcissist! Still using old jokes. Not funny the first time around.

  • *Dwight Kurt Schrute III*

    ... 1:48, caption reads "Clinton: I take absolute personal responsibility for loss," however she continues to blame Wikileaks and the investigation. The funniest part about it is that what Wikileaks did wasn't wrong.. just releasing information that should have been given to the public in the first place.

  • joe a
    joe a Year ago

    so corny Steven
    You used to be funny
    This time you needed to use your piano player to laugh most of the time....

  • aon10003
    aon10003 Year ago

    If you listen to the Bill Still, the only person who got the polls right last election, Trump had a solid lead the last 3 months and that didn't changed with the emails. f you wants to find out why Hillary Clinton lost, you should study what she did 3 to 4 months Before the election.

  • Big Boss
    Big Boss Year ago

    I like how liberals blame the F.B.I for investigating a crime. Liberals only care if crimes work in their favor

  • Neeraj Bhat
    Neeraj Bhat Year ago

    N.

  • John Victor
    John Victor Year ago

    Lordy, Stay Human plays The Tribett's Bless the Lord as the outro! Made my day!

  • Adrian Otto
    Adrian Otto Year ago

    Wildlife Jewish head football motivation holy award.

  • Mike S
    Mike S Year ago

    COBERT =ASSHOLE

  • Ådne Muri
    Ådne Muri Year ago

    pittenger has nothing to do with norway... dont put that on us

  • Jasmine Mao
    Jasmine Mao Year ago

    Anyone wonder why the published time is May 4 when the testimony was on June 8?

  • colmsdad
    colmsdad Year ago

    Comey or Trump?.................................................. Comey

  • Hassaan Abdul Qadeer

    The black guy makes the cringiest, most annoying noises ever

  • marysue wardell
    marysue wardell Year ago

    Self satisfied jerk

  • MegF
    MegF Year ago

    Yes, election had no good choices in main two parties, plus third parties not all that great. I'm glad to hear you actually say that after keep thinking you love you some Hillary. Both Hillary and Trump are awful! I took the least bad choice and voted Libertarian. Still rather have Trump than Hillary.

  • MrKnuckles80
    MrKnuckles80 Year ago

    liberal shit tards

  • Andre Nicolas Segura

    4:10 did somebody on set get a tinder notification? Lol

  • Emil Ram
    Emil Ram Year ago

    Look on the bright side, Hillary is UN-impeachable .

  • Jimmy Guitar
    Jimmy Guitar Year ago

    I do wish Jean Batiste would learn a new catch phrase..Cold blooooooded!

  • Charles Guarino
    Charles Guarino Year ago

    There is no evidence that Hillary was on her way to winning. I remember the attitude of the media and the democratic establishment but the truth is Hillary was a flat. She wasn't a good person to run and no one had passion for her. "Not Donald Trump" isn't good enough apparently to be president.
    Comey just did what he felt was right and didn't concern himself with politics. That's why these pundits blame him, but there really isn't any evidence to support that.

  • Veronica LaShomb
    Veronica LaShomb Year ago

    5:55 Trying not to make a Heavy Rain joke here

  • Deborah Smith
    Deborah Smith Year ago

    lordy i hope there are tapes.

  • Invoke the 25th Amendment.

    Comey for President! ❤️

  • Mystery Man
    Mystery Man Year ago +1

    Lordy, I hope there are tapes!

  • Kayla B
    Kayla B Year ago

    Lordy, i bet he feels fully nauseous about that decision now

  • Randy Robinson
    Randy Robinson Year ago

    Can not stand this the idiot thanks to Trump you have a job

  • Shin Da
    Shin Da Year ago

    wooow Colbert saying Hillary wasn't a good choice? :oi i thought u were homies

  • USINGISMILE
    USINGISMILE Year ago

    Integrity Rules!!

  • Juggernaut
    Juggernaut Year ago

    ur so fukn lame now, colbert. u used to be good on the daily show

  • Caroline Siegel
    Caroline Siegel Year ago

    THIS SO CALLED COMEDIAN IS WHAT'S WRONG IN AMERICA. IDIOTIC, LIBTARD AND RETARDED. AND YOU FOLKS ARE SAD PEOPLE WHO WATCH A MORON MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF.

  • JB Fam
    JB Fam Year ago

    #NoRegrets #HickoryDickoryDope

  • Gurunath Subrahmanyam

    who is colbert referring to when he says 'trump insulted my friend'?

  • Khaja Moinuddin , Stark

    " i have jokes, he has the launch codes, its a fair fight "
    :D are you kidding me? :P man you roasted trump bad as hell, I wont be surprised if i hear in the news, " Trumps skin isnt tan, its just the after effect of being roasted for so long " :P

  • Ayy Rawls
    Ayy Rawls Year ago

    Family huh you seen mine

  • NICE DAWG
    NICE DAWG Year ago

    WELLLLLL ,,,This dude is FIREDDDD.......

  • red dawn
    red dawn Year ago +1

    I thought libtardd were gay friendly

  • ri3it483qthirf
    ri3it483qthirf Year ago

    so nobody's gonna talk about the monster that is NC rep who said go fuck yourself to ppl with pre-existing conditions? who fucking does that? what a piece of fucking shit. vote him out then take away his health care.

  • 4bs_ben
    4bs_ben Year ago +11

    Trump: "We're going to repeal and replace Obamacare"
    Me: "But, you're gonna need congressional approval and *YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES*, _a h a h a h a h a_"

  • Harvey Ward
    Harvey Ward Year ago

    Uncertainty warn appoint sir attraction thought bite warm.

  • Artagan
    Artagan Year ago

    Ya'll kind of forgetting he let hillary get away with the emails when he shouldnt have done that

  • obvious_humor
    obvious_humor Year ago

    1:45 subtitle reads "I take absolute personal responsibility" for loss, while Clinton proceeds to blame Comey and WikiLeaks instead.

  • obvious_humor
    obvious_humor Year ago

    The problem wasn't your language being "crude". It was implying that homosexuality is shameful or an insult. The Trump-Putin thing is low-key homophobic and fuck liberals for brushing this off.

  • Katie Lynn
    Katie Lynn Year ago

    Lordy that guy at the piano (don't know his name sorry) his laugh makes me so happy lol

  • Piriathy
    Piriathy Year ago

    Why did you keep dredging up Hillary's emails if you didn't want Trump to be president...? Am I the only one who doesn't get that?

  • Mathew Jones
    Mathew Jones Year ago

    nice tie man :)

  • J. Fabricio Elías

    Great show!

  • lukassnakeman
    lukassnakeman Year ago

    does anyone else get unreasonably angry every time jon shouts his stupid cold blooded catch phrase and they cut to him? you are the music guy, you play music when they cut to commercial. it's colbert's job to be comedic.

  • Madeline O
    Madeline O Year ago

    his descriptions of politicians always kill me they're so accurate

  • Madeline O
    Madeline O Year ago

    most savage host on tv

  • Rob Allen
    Rob Allen Year ago

    That guy that leads the band has no personality and needs to stop being micked.

  • JoyAnna Neiner
    JoyAnna Neiner Year ago

    you shouldn't regret that!