Alien: Covenant - Movie Review

  • Опубликовано:  1 месяц назад
  • A Prometheus sequel, an Alien prequel, and a sci-fi horror. Ridley Scott brings us the next chapter in the Prometheus saga. Here's my review of "Alien: Covenant"!

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Комментарии: 3 109

  • daniel florio
    daniel florio 1 день назад

    This movie was horrible at times but had its moments. Could have been so much better.

  • David Holaday
    David Holaday 3 дня назад

    So why all the dislikes? I haven't seen the movie so...

  • the legend of steven
    the legend of steven 5 дней назад

    but I'm disappointing about Neil blomkamp Aline 5 being cancelled

  • the legend of steven
    the legend of steven 5 дней назад

    8/10 not as good as the 1st and 2nd but as good as 1st spinoff and better and 3rd and 4th

  • the legend of steven
    the legend of steven 5 дней назад

    finally someone who gives this a positive review I'm tired of people ranting on this movie like sure there are some promplems but the movie is into that bad

  • Leviathon672015
    Leviathon672015 5 дней назад

    I came into this movie for science fiction violence. And I got it. I was extremely satisfied with this movie.

  • Big Mike2014
    Big Mike2014 7 дней назад

    I usually don't disagree with Jeremy on movie reviews but I have to on this one. Alien Covenant is DOGSH**!!

  • loriparker666
    loriparker666 10 дней назад

    prometheus is better...

  • tiggs 24
    tiggs 24 12 дней назад

    this first alien is my favorite. I loved the movie. I was upset that Dr. Shaw didn't get a better send off. she was just as badass as Ripply and an amazing strong lead. the little pass over seriously dropped the ball. that women went through so much and her write off was kinda crappy.

  • Micilo 419
    Micilo 419 13 дней назад

    I personally loved the movie

  • Ian Schulze
    Ian Schulze 14 дней назад

    Alien is my favorite Sci Fi thriller horror movie. Goosebumps to this day.

  • The Musiczk98
    The Musiczk98 15 дней назад

    Jeremy's hot

  • FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD
    FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD 15 дней назад

    lowkey thought it was hella boring

  • KAFROSTHK
    KAFROSTHK 15 дней назад

    Nop, not a good one. After a certain point I started rooting for the alien, so much stupid people in a movie I haven't seen since Scary Movie 1 ( K. Electra front of two tables : << Safe Way << >>Certain Death>> and went >>>>>> )

  • Raul Garcia
    Raul Garcia 16 дней назад

    Prometheus is better. Throughout the movie, the only stupidest thing they did that I can remember was the idiot stretching his hand out to the snake in the goo... Broke your arm for being a dumbass!! In Covenant however... *deep breath* They go on-planet without wearing protective suits... The guy is about to explode AND YOU HUG HIM!?!? And then you slip on his blood trying to run from him!? Then the other bitch even after taking her sweet ass time for like, forever, decides to go in AFTER everyone is already dead and ALSO slip on the fu*king blood, give up, try to run outside and break her OWN leg with a f*cking door!?!? How stupid could you be!? Then shooting in a panic, blows her own ass up taking with her the only ship to get off planet. Then her dumbass husband risks 2,000 souls to SEE if MAYBE they can establish contact... Near the end, did it ever occur to dumbass protagonist that thee fookin robots who look identically, the bad one miiiight play as the good one!? These are a few I can remember but I don't even think it was half of those moments. My favorite scene was when she realized what a clusterfuck she did and she went to sleep in a tragical end. Extra for ejecting her ass into a nearby star for being a dumbass 🙌

  • GEOThePROTOTYPE
    GEOThePROTOTYPE 16 дней назад

    Alien Covenant was an amazing comedy! .......oh wait it wasn't a comedy?.....



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  • Moldycheese productions 89
    Moldycheese productions 89 16 дней назад

    if I had a robot I would name it codsworth

  • The-Nuked-Gamer
    The-Nuked-Gamer 17 дней назад

    Best Sci-Fi thriller? Easy.








    Attack of the Clones.

  • iulix max
    iulix max 17 дней назад

    is a God movie 6\10

  • ford explore
    ford explore 17 дней назад

    Sunshine

  • Purlsama
    Purlsama 17 дней назад

    I saw this movie. I actually agree with you all the way on this 1.

    The characters, good and bad all were really really dumb. The bad guy almost screwed up his own plan by acting like a bad guy, the good guys reacted to bad situations very very badly. XD None of them know how to deal with a person who is sick with unknown biohazard haha! XD

    But it had amazing sets and the action and horror was fun so overall I agree with your rating! X3

  • Christie Greenwood
    Christie Greenwood 18 дней назад

    The cruel twist ending kind of saved this film for me.

  • Cobbster PT
    Cobbster PT 18 дней назад

    I watched Prometheus and Alien Covenant for the first time in one day. Pretty sweet. Love the theme (as in the message/idea for the movie) in these two movies and I love Michael Fassbender being the leading role in both of them. He's brilliant and I love the characters he plays, specially David

  • artyismybae
    artyismybae 20 дней назад

    Best Sci-Fi Thriller/Horror - Alien, of course. I'm going to have to wait until the DVD release, because I'd go for the alien and be very disappointed. Prometheus was shit, I don't want a continuation of that train wreak.

  • Evelyn Blackwood
    Evelyn Blackwood 20 дней назад

    Alien Covenant still didn't answer a lot of questions.

  • jamie-lee smith
    jamie-lee smith 20 дней назад

    I haven't seen Predator being mentioned. What the heck!?

  • DIGITAL NiCE
    DIGITAL NiCE 22 дня назад

    I hate the ending

  • Captain Jakemerica
    Captain Jakemerica 22 дня назад

    Michael Fassbender was amazing

  • Captain Jakemerica
    Captain Jakemerica 22 дня назад

    This movie is amazing and I loved the new xenomorph the movie is awesome and is much better than Prometheus which I actually enjoyed but this one is also good and the scientists in this movie are a lot more competent some of the jumpscares actually worked also the ending was also amazing and I can't wait to see how the sequel is gonna play out

  • John Doe
    John Doe 23 дня назад

    Oh sure listen to some fucktard on youtube. Learn to think for your fucking selves you sheepeople.

  • Jackal Muldipulus CABAL
    Jackal Muldipulus CABAL 23 дня назад

    Prometheus was awful. I swore I would never see the sequel to Prometheus.

  • phillip ramones
    phillip ramones 23 дня назад

    The Thing is the best!!!!!

  • DORBUSCUS
    DORBUSCUS 24 дня назад

    there's a lot of scenes from the trailers and clips even that were completely cut out from the movie

  • Wendigo Dragon
    Wendigo Dragon 24 дня назад

    Favorite sci-fi horror/thriller is easily a tie between Alien/Aliens.

  • Michael Warthen
    Michael Warthen 24 дня назад

    scifi thriller horror its PITCH BLACK AND ALIEN, ALIENS TIE !  THEN PREDATOR FIRST ONE, RIDDICK,

  • Eric Guillory
    Eric Guillory 24 дня назад

    Thought it absolutely sucked.

  • Dixie Normous
    Dixie Normous 24 дня назад

    most predictable ending ever

  • Derrick Nichols
    Derrick Nichols 25 дней назад

    It needed alcohol to watch it

  • iKingNash
    iKingNash 25 дней назад

    I did not really like how fucking retarded most of the people died but only than that it was a alright movie cause it didn't scare me like the old alien movies and barely had much Xeno screen time but the cliff hanger at the end was crazy ill get it a 7.5/10

  • BobaGabe1
    BobaGabe1 25 дней назад

    This franchise has now died. Alien is supposed to be smart horror. This film is dumb dumb dumb horror.

  • NSTYxSASUKE
    NSTYxSASUKE 25 дней назад

    Alien covenant is better than aliens and aliens 2

  • Kirk Meyers
    Kirk Meyers 25 дней назад

    Aliens Vs Raptors . . . Jurassic World and Alien Crossover please.

  • UNBOUD HUNTER
    UNBOUD HUNTER 25 дней назад

    Question: If a face hugger jumped on Wolverine's face how would the chestburster break free?

  • Mr. Sturdy
    Mr. Sturdy 25 дней назад

    I usually wait for all the good movies like this come out on Blu-ray because it never fails when I goto the movies. The couple with nine loud ass kids sit right behind me right in front of me or right next to me. it. fucking. sucks. dick.

  • Michael Grana
    Michael Grana 25 дней назад

    Typical Hollywood movie. Gay characters and interracial sex. No doubt Michael Green had to throw that in their. Terrible movie. The fact so many people keep saying "who cares" shows how fucking deluded this country has become.

  • Hector Jiminez
    Hector Jiminez 25 дней назад

    Idk what's dumber
    This movie, or JJ's opinion of it?

  • Miss Lima
    Miss Lima 25 дней назад

    Nah is more for doghit for me. Visually beautiful but the plot was just horrible and I was there for plot.

  • ouncy
    ouncy 26 дней назад

    Are you not capable of stringing two sentences together. Quit with the quick cuts, you're not a fourteen year old girl.

  • ouncy
    ouncy 26 дней назад

    The film was almost as annoying as this review.

  • Jason Dole
    Jason Dole 26 дней назад

    I hit the gong at :18 seconds. Oy.

  • 2amProFilms
    2amProFilms 26 дней назад

    I hear an air conditioner in the background of this video, anyone else hear it or do I have an alien in my brain?

  • Nikolai301000
    Nikolai301000 26 дней назад

    "You blow the flute...I'll do the fingering..."

  • Petru O
    Petru O 26 дней назад

    I saw the movie. And the only thing i could take out ofthemovie which is rather bland is that the characters and the decissions made by them are some of the dumbest things I have ever seen. I mean you havemore inteligent characters in a summer teen horror movie. The cheap ones with dumb blondes that do a lot of stupid shit.

    Well the characters of Alien Covenant just managed to double down on stupidity. And for that and the whole premise of this movie I find the whole thing forced. The sheer stupid level encountered just takes me out of the movie. It feelsand it is forced. Bad writing I believe.

    I give this movie a 5/10 max.

  • Space Wanderer
    Space Wanderer 27 дней назад

    My evaluation of this film 6/10

    1. Without spacesuits on an unknown planet
    2. The command of the covenant behaves stupidly the whole movie
    3. Destruction of the race of engineers in 1 minute
    4. Elizabeth Shaw in general shown in the form of a corpse
    5. The xenomorphs are developing too fast

    The idea of the film Prometheus was buried spit on the world of the gods in favor of restarting the series.

    And why the world of gods is such a wretched one small town with 10 thousand engineers??? The gods live in caves and walk in rags it's stupid.They fled like cockroaches and generally how they could admit an unknown ship he could pose a danger after 2000 years. Maybe I'll change my mind when the director's release comes out.

  • WhiteNoise
    WhiteNoise 27 дней назад

    I didn't really like the movie that much. I don't care much about the lore. I just like the aliens and they were pretty good movies at the start. The horror/suspense moments were not very good. You knew they were coming, and they weren't shocking when they happened. I had to suspend too much belief for the story line to flow. Two people slipping in blood cliche was shit. The "suspenseful" moment between David and Walter was just too predictable. The aliens looked cool, but take away the amazing cgi, and it is a B-grade horror film. Just my opinion.

  • Omarguevaraz
    Omarguevaraz 27 дней назад

    The intro kill it hahahahahaha

  • Khushveer Singh Khosa Toor
    Khushveer Singh Khosa Toor 27 дней назад

    i watched this movie for the "Engineers" ... rather than gluey alien shit ... very disappointed .... more questions than answers ... Prometheus was definitely better than this shit ...

  • Beverly Huttinger
    Beverly Huttinger 27 дней назад

    This film was garbage!

  • RecklessDread
    RecklessDread 27 дней назад

    The Thing ......hands down fav

  • Playwood Videos
    Playwood Videos 27 дней назад

    I think this 20th Century Fox's methods for secert soft reboot to the alien franchise to compete with Disney's Star Wars

  • TheMatrixHasYou 01010
    TheMatrixHasYou 01010 27 дней назад

    Alien Covenant fucking sucks.

  • UsirRaMaroon
    UsirRaMaroon 27 дней назад

    How do you have  1.2M subs?  You're like watching live action mickey mouse and friends...goofy.  And no, a good movie isn't "what you came to watch the movie for".

  • Angelina Oliva
    Angelina Oliva 27 дней назад

    so was it good or what

  • Rand Wulf
    Rand Wulf 28 дней назад

    Ugh. This movie is utter shit. Your review missed the mark. A fucking android created xenomorphs, and killed all the engineers. I wish I was joking.

  • Austin Threadgill
    Austin Threadgill 28 дней назад

    nooooo!

  • Martin Angeles
    Martin Angeles 28 дней назад

    the movie was shit. what is he talking about

  • Irrelevant402
    Irrelevant402 29 дней назад

    Y'know my favorite parts about this were the parts without aliens actually. Walter, Walter in general, going about the ship before anything bad happens, the flute scene of course, the ship powering up. It just felt like the last twenty minutes they were trying to cram in as many visual cues from other movies as possible. *Spolers* Remember when they try to blast the alien into space in the first two movies? Remember when Ripley was in a tank top and armed with a gun at the end of Aliens? Remember when Lambert is disturbingly implied to be raped with the alien's tail? Remember when they wore big space suits like in Alien? Because they sure look different from the one Tenseness and Arkon used for repairs. I sort of wish Scott stuck to the the Engineers. I mean they aren't that interesting compared to the Xenomorphs but they had potential. I still wish they were elephant people though.

  • Christopher Conley
    Christopher Conley 29 дней назад

    You have to watch Prometheus

  • Erosx Gaming
    Erosx Gaming 29 дней назад

    The last taste I have in my mouth is my mans cum .-.

  • HighlanderNorth1
    HighlanderNorth1 29 дней назад

    Basically, he says, "I was unhappy that the producers decided to make the movie about what it was supposed to be about". It's like saying, "I was unhappy with Godfather 2, because it was about the mafia". It is SUPPOSED to be about the mafia! It's a Godfather sequel, and that's the definition of the word 'sequel'.... Alien Covenant and Prometheus are about the same thing, aliens that lay eggs in your stomach, grow quickly, and kill everyone. Did you expect this movie to be a drama about a young couple in 1939 who travel to Belgium to meet their ancestors, but get caught up in ww2?

  • Captain's Corner
    Captain's Corner 29 дней назад

    Hello everyone! I review films and books that I feel are underrated and go a little under the radar. Despite Alien covenant being a huge success financially, it is seen as a strong instalment in the franchise but not much else by most. I feel it is as strong and possibly one day as iconic as the first two alien films. If you are interested in quite a different take on this movie then please take a look at my channel and tell me what you think.

  • john Dorkus
    john Dorkus 29 дней назад

    Can we just talk about how good that poster is?

  • MrShaiya96
    MrShaiya96 29 дней назад

    MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME:
    Vertigo (1958)
    Citizen Kane (1941)
    Tokyo Story (1953)
    The Rules of the Game (1939)
    Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)
    2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
    The Searchers (1956)
    Man with a Movie Camera (1929)
    The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
    8½ (1963)
    Battleship Potemkin (1925)
    L'Atalante (1934)
    Breathless (1960)
    Apocalypse Now (1979)
    Late Spring (1949)
    Au Hasard Balthazar (1966)
    Seven Samurai (1954)
    Persona (1966)
    Mirror (1975)
    Singin' in the Rain (1952)
    L'Avventura (1960)
    Contempt (1963)
    The Godfather (1972)
    Ordet (1955)
    In the Mood for Love (2000)
    Rashomon (1950)
    Andrei Rublev (1966)
    Mulholland Dr. (2001)
    Stalker (1979)
    Shoah (1985)
    The Godfather Part II (1974)
    Taxi Driver (1976)
    Bicycle Thieves (1948)
    The General (1926)
    Metropolis (1927)
    Psycho (1960)
    Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)
    Sátántangó (1994)
    The 400 Blows (1959)
    La Dolce Vita (1960)
    Journey to Italy (1954)
    Pather Panchali (1955)
    Some Like It Hot (1959)
    Gertrud (1964)
    Pierrot le Fou (1965)
    Playtime (1967)
    Close-Up (1990)
    The Battle of Algiers (1966)
    Histoire(s) du cinéma (1988-1998)
    City Lights (1931)
    Ugetsu Monogatari (1953)
    La Jetée (1962)

  • Mr. Mr.
    Mr. Mr. 29 дней назад

    It was okay, I just really wish there was more alien action, most of the movie was build up or the crew trying to figure out wtf is happening...

  • Emilee McClain
    Emilee McClain 1 месяц назад

    Favorite Sci-fi Horror? Hmmmm probably Event Horizon.

  • savioblanc
    savioblanc 1 месяц назад

    Watched it - boring, predictable, and doesn't take the Alien franchise anywhere.
    Ridley Scott is doing to the Alien franchise what George Lucas did to Star Wars - rape his own creation.
    Please keep Scott away from this.

    Alien Covenant has also officially gotten rid of the Predator connection.

    The movie, while having beautiful visuals, was no better to Prometheus.
    The scientists are still retards, the aliens are now popping out of everything, the end twist could be seen from a mile away.
    Nothing about this movie was memorable, apart from the scenes where you're just shaking your head going, "I paid to see this piece of shit?!"
    I'm hoping Neil Blomkamph can do something better with the Alien series

  • zxcnjfrsfg
    zxcnjfrsfg 1 месяц назад

    The movie is awesome :) but the fans are so bitchy about it, holy shit they are some dickless assholes.

  • werthy is my name
    werthy is my name 1 месяц назад

    thats funny.... the movie made perfect sense to me. only 1 question though.... wtf was the queen ? if there were eggs......but david did mention to the captain that they were waiting for mom

  • ThePastyPrince
    ThePastyPrince 1 месяц назад

    Total shit movie. Ruins a lot of the alien lore and makes the alien into a total mindless beast. Instead of this hyper intelligent alien.
    Very paper thin. Glad you like shit movies.

  • CRAZY TIKI
    CRAZY TIKI 1 месяц назад

    I'm going to be honest I hated this movie. Saw it today...

    I love Prometheus and love Alien. But this movie didn't do any justice for either.

    Like they didn't even answer fundamental questions.

  • jalpafett
    jalpafett 1 месяц назад

    Jeremy I enjoyed this. It was like Empire. We lost.

  • jlim6262
    jlim6262 1 месяц назад

    Nay, I think this movie sucked. Predictable deaths and unscary aliens. I thought the aliens looked like PS2 graphics alien. I thought the spore part and the guy convulsing was cool.

    • CinciNasty!
      CinciNasty! 25 дней назад

      jlim6262 PS2 you may need to get your eyes checked it was the best cgi.


  • Gaming Helm
    Gaming Helm 1 месяц назад

    Finally someone who doesn't shit on this movie :) Good review

  • DragonBat362
    DragonBat362 1 месяц назад

    This movie was a disappointment for me. The effects, action scenes, and some of the concepts were cool, but ugh, the character's were so STUPID! Exploring an unknown alien world WITHOUT SPACESUITS! Plus, none of them were than interesting. Half of them I don't even think had names! The twist with David was so obvious, I saw it coming the moment he grabbed the knife (and I avoided all spoilers before seeing the movie). And as cool as they looked, the Aliens were onscreen for WAY too long to be scary! Seriously, I think this movie gave the Xenos more screen time than all the previous movies combined!

    And Scott once again skips past all the questions Prometheus left open. Did the Engineers create us? If so, why? Why do they want to destroy us? Why were there murals of the Aliens in the cave on LV-333? Did the Engineers create the Aliens or were they simply a byproduct of the goo? Why did the Engineers leave us a map to LV-333 in the first place? What was up with that opening scene in Prometheus? Where does the ship on LV-426 fit into all this? Never explained in the slightest! In fact, it raised even more questions! What exactly did David do to Shaw? Why'd he kill all the Engineers? Why do all the Aliens follow the AVP rapid growth lifecycle? Where did David get his new body? Why are the effects of the black goo so inconsistent?!
    For everyone left confused after Prometheus, Scott just issued you all a giant "Thanks for the money, f$ckers! See you at the next film!"

  • That guy
    That guy 1 месяц назад

    The problem with the fanbase of this movie is that they are just people who expect some gore here and there. In some ways Alien is a B movie franchise, and it attracts those people. I haven't heard one god damn praise of the whole David sequence, and y'all are bitching about how the Alien CGI was "garbage" (everyone says that about EVERY SINGLE MOVIE EVER) and that the crew was dumb (which I will give). But really? There are dumb as fuck characters in every Alien movie. The movie as whole worked with these characters. All the Alien movies had idiotic characters. And this movie has some of the most compelling writing regarding creation/God I've ever fucking seen. It was beautiful.

  • sarah
    sarah 1 месяц назад

    Michael Fassbender hand incredible sexual tension with himself

  • Horace Simon
    Horace Simon 1 месяц назад

    The movie sucked it was predictable and the story was not good if you want to see it badly get it boot legg

  • Skarpéðinn Njálsson
    Skarpéðinn Njálsson 1 месяц назад

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

  • Trevor Reeves
    Trevor Reeves 1 месяц назад

    Elizabeth Shaw 2014-2017 😢

  • Twirly Turd
    Twirly Turd 1 месяц назад

    ILL DO THE FINGERING

  • Simple Assembly
    Simple Assembly 1 месяц назад

    2:50 Exactly!

  • Sebastian Wilder
    Sebastian Wilder 1 месяц назад

    This movie was fucking GARBAGE

  • Darvel Bass
    Darvel Bass 1 месяц назад

    Lies. This movie was nowhere near scary. Average movie.

  • maganaAMW
    maganaAMW 1 месяц назад

    The only reason I can tell why FOX would invest in Alien Covenant is probably due to extra revenue they hope to get and compile with the Alien 5 budget. Little did they know Alien Covenant was going to fail. Now all the extra income they hoped for, will never happen.

    FOX better pray the international pool does better than what they got in the US, cause this film didn't satisfy either fan base for Prometheus or Alien. The film felt like an experiment but that can't be right cause experiment are prior to distribution practices.

  • FlameFlash
    FlameFlash 1 месяц назад

    My favorite line is when David is showing Walter the recorder and says
    "close your eyes, I'll do the fingering."

    • Trevor Reeves
      Trevor Reeves 1 месяц назад

      FlameFlash I laughed at that part 😂


  • hiotsobo
    hiotsobo 1 месяц назад

    If you're an alien fan, you'll think this a good time while you're drunk

  • Me Robertson
    Me Robertson 1 месяц назад

    Pandorum! Not a lot of people have seen it, and it has a bad ass twist at the end that's unexpected.

  • Muhammad Dakota
    Muhammad Dakota 1 месяц назад

    pretty much it's the same as other alien movie by Ridley Scott. So predictable.

  • Esmir Space
    Esmir Space 1 месяц назад

    I don't give a fck if this is an Alien presequel... Prometheus was an awesome movie and deserves its own sequel!

  • Too Many Lies
    Too Many Lies 1 месяц назад

    I had the exact opposite feeling at the end of the movie. You felt fulfilled, yet I felt like someone who only got a taste of what I wanted to see. The limited scenes with the Xenomorph we remember were too few and they got me pumped up for more, but then the movie ended. Most of the characters were idiots, and you could see the twist at the end coming a mile away. In the end, I feel the same way as I did with Prometheus, like there was so much enjoyment to be had but it never quite got there.

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