Alien: Covenant - Movie Review

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  • Callme Ishmael
    Callme Ishmael День назад

    It sucked.

  • Jim Pavlidis
    Jim Pavlidis 5 дней назад

    I know I'm late but I have to disagree with you and say that Prometheus is eons better than Alien: Covenant
    Prometheus - Awesometacular (with some minor flaws)
    Alien: Covenant - Good time no alcohol required

  • Night Rider
    Night Rider 11 дней назад +1

    Im watching this right now....these scientist are bumbling incompetent morons.Its annoying.

    • Night Rider
      Night Rider 10 дней назад

      This movie was pointless.A Prometheus sequel would have been faaaar better.

    • Night Rider
      Night Rider 11 дней назад +1

      Aaaand dumber...jesus christ

    • Night Rider
      Night Rider 11 дней назад +1

      Aaaaand its getting dumber

  • Alex R
    Alex R 11 дней назад

    This movie stinks, ignore the "5 star reviews" just straight up lies.

  • b3m oney
    b3m oney 19 дней назад

    Im disappointed that they didnt go the prometheus route

  • Ayan44
    Ayan44 21 день назад

    fuck you. it's a piece of crap movie and there's no two ways about it

  • THE CAVE tm
    THE CAVE tm 26 дней назад

    jeremy that intro smh lmao

  • Shane Roberts
    Shane Roberts Месяц назад

    My favourite sci-fi thriller/horror is Alien...

  • hyenachase f
    hyenachase f Месяц назад

    Good film

  • Naruto uzumaki
    Naruto uzumaki Месяц назад

    It sucked and i love aline but it sucks balls

  • roblex63
    roblex63 Месяц назад

    i'm really old fashioned.... the bluray popped through my letterbox this morning....

  • Kins Kins
    Kins Kins Месяц назад +1

    Annoying reviewer and annoying editing.

  • Alki Vid.s
    Alki Vid.s Месяц назад

    Barely saw it. It was pretty damn good.

  • smit4459
    smit4459 Месяц назад

    "Alien: Covenant" (2017) is the best horror movie I have seen so far of the 2010s.

  • DT 23
    DT 23 Месяц назад

    It was SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kei Teo
    Kei Teo Месяц назад

    I watched every Alien movie knowing it' gonna be a bad ending.

  • davros0007
    davros0007 Месяц назад

    No way about it, Covenant is pretty bad. Laws of physics utterly disregarded, even the other older films at least didn't just 'fly down easily' to the ground. But in this we see a shuttle come down through an oxygen rich atmosphere, doesn't even get warm. No suits. "Do we have a quarantine issue" - fks sake, you had one when you opened the space shuttle door.
    This one is more old-school star-trek. Spaceships with levers like an '80s 747 and switches like a 'nam helicopter. And AR15 based guns???!!! Almost as bad as petrol powered go-carts in Promethius. What a let down. Another cool movie storyline destroyed by a crap film.

  • Magic Penis
    Magic Penis 2 месяца назад +1

    Man's got the best job. Getting right paid to be a narcissistic twat.

  • ZON3
    ZON3 2 месяца назад

    Prometheus and aliens covenant are great if you watch them back to back the main thing that was just stupid in covenant is when the captain after already being told they need living things to be born he goes with Walter right after lol most the people are dumb but that was extra stupid

  • Luke M
    Luke M 2 месяца назад +1

    I really don't understand the hate. I loved this movie in theaters. Way better than the retarded Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

  • Patrick Boyle
    Patrick Boyle 2 месяца назад

    To answer your question , The Thing ( John Carpenters) just saw this new Alien movie. It was entertaining but the wasted potential was astounding!!! Could've been as good as the original but they took a lazy route and made a "good" movie rather then a great one

  • JR Radio
    JR Radio 2 месяца назад

    It's the most stupid movie what did we learn oh more retarded space peoples and apparently we can't build robots or get better guns than an M16 years into the future wow what fun

  • Ali A
    Ali A 2 месяца назад +1

    Just watched this movie, really fell short of expectations. Prometheus was way better. Too many plot holes ruined it for me. The biggest being Walter could heal his wounds, like that neck puncture from the flute, yet the surviving crew didn't notice David's inability to heal the scar on his face. When they escaped from the temple, the first thing they should've done was confirm if it was David or Walter.

  • Eve Harlowe
    Eve Harlowe 2 месяца назад +1

    That movie was horrible and terrifically boring #ruined franchise

  • custardpie40
    custardpie40 2 месяца назад +1

    the Movie SUCKED...believe me, dont bother paying money for it. The Woman who dragged the first victim on the ship to sickbay, and the other woman who ditched her ..both sucked at acting, one screaming and incoherant..the best thing that happened was they got killed. as for as the robots? give me a break..Riddley Scott worked on this one? these review guys on this? cut down on the Weed...

    • custardpie40
      custardpie40 2 месяца назад

      ME ? I wouldnt have screamed like a little Girl, or have been stupid enough to have let the person back on the Ship ..period. I only scream like that when a Shark is about to eat me.

    • Luke M
      Luke M 2 месяца назад

      Lets see you deal in that situation.

  • Europa H2O Alien
    Europa H2O Alien 2 месяца назад +1

    Hands down, the absolute worst SF movie I have ever seen.

  • Brian Jones
    Brian Jones 2 месяца назад

    Im watching it right now and im so underwhelmed..about 20 minutes to go and I feel like turning it off..so disappointed..where is the suspense, action, mystery? This is a very generic movie

  • Anujit Chakrabarty
    Anujit Chakrabarty 2 месяца назад

    Could have been better if you are little bit serious and don't hustle your words, take a deep breath and do it seriously

  • pcrana1
    pcrana1 2 месяца назад

    You're like the intravenous equivalent of a good movie review. Straight to the point and quick. Subscribed.

  • Mark Arandjus
    Mark Arandjus 2 месяца назад

    Alien, Aliens: characters are smart, script is smart, people die because space and xenomorphs are dangerous
    Prometheus, Covenant: characters are stupid, script is stupid, people die because they are incompetent and unprofessional
    David is right, people are too stupid to deserve to live, certainly in this cinematic universe.

  • BloodAgent
    BloodAgent 2 месяца назад

    Ross from Friends wanna-be sucks balls!

  • Mo Mo
    Mo Mo 2 месяца назад

    It was Booooooring!

  • DANNY_ Gamer
    DANNY_ Gamer 2 месяца назад

    that movie was completely SSSSHHHH*********TTTTT!!!!!

  • luttrell1973
    luttrell1973 2 месяца назад

    I think you'll find there will be a special edition on its way with a lot of stuff that didn't make it into the original, typical Ridley Scott

  • burningknight7
    burningknight7 2 месяца назад

    Alien covenant is so much awesome , if you just watch it without seeing any trailers and cutscenes like i did.

  • Nayr747
    Nayr747 2 месяца назад

    Prometheus is the best movie in the series by far. People that liked the other Alien movies more just like dumb action and mindless gore.

  • punk パンク
    punk パンク 2 месяца назад

    movie was beautiful on the eye, but it was meh..... it wasnt Alien: Covenant, it was Prometheus 2.... alien 3 is even better then this...

  • Hack World
    Hack World 2 месяца назад

    your alien interpretation was awesome LOL XD

  • Frank Jaegar
    Frank Jaegar 2 месяца назад

    >Alien: Good
    >Aliens: Best Alien movie
    >Alien 3: popcorn flick, ok
    >Alien Resurrection: popcorn flick, ok
    >Prometheus: popcorn flick, kinda dumb
    >Alien Covenant: dogshit, retarded

  • Side Light
    Side Light 2 месяца назад

    I like how Jeremy explains the pros and cons instead of going on a rant and a lot of other critics are jumping on a hatetrain here
    I thought the movie was good but definitely had problems

  • Mascot
    Mascot 2 месяца назад

    I'm usually fairly in tune with Jeremy, but.... Dear gods, this movie was utter shite. I'm not sure how to rate it in relation to Prometheus (which I gave a 4/10), but I'm fluctuating between -1 and +1 and can't quite make up my mind. I suppose I'll likely end up giving it the same score.

    Ridley Scott is an odd one. He made two _brilliant_ movies, and that was it. Sure, he's had the odd "ok, that wasn't too bad" moments, but the only ones really worth mentioning were Alien and Blade Runner. That was 1979 and 1982, folks. He blew his wad early on; if only he had kept it up.

    Edit: I forgot to mention, there were four seconds really worth watching, split into two-second scenes. They both occur in the later stages of the movie, one is a reference to Blade Runner, the other to Alien. I liked those, gratuitous as they were.

  • Rebel Alliance
    Rebel Alliance 2 месяца назад

    Jeremy gives Alien Covenant a good review, even though it was bad, but he doesn't give Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 a bad review, even though it was great?!?!

    What the hell, Jeremy?!

  • Stefan Horn
    Stefan Horn 2 месяца назад

    One of the worst films I have seen recently.

  • Pug
    Pug 2 месяца назад

    This movie sucked.

  • STEWKLEYFC
    STEWKLEYFC 2 месяца назад +1

    So disappointed by this film, it seemed really rushed and it was just all over The place. So shit

  • jagdjohn96
    jagdjohn96 2 месяца назад

    Why is Shane from the walking dead here?

  • Reece Wagner
    Reece Wagner 3 месяца назад

    I think I hated this movie.

  • janskrinjar
    janskrinjar 3 месяца назад

    Jeremy Jahns reviews are like talking to your buddy who loves movies but doesn't really know much about them. The critique seems really superficial but we all have good fun.

  • Eric
    Eric 3 месяца назад

    I can imagine this guy getting in a rough fist fight in the middle of the review then finishing it afterwards without missing a beat

  • Frank Teryngel
    Frank Teryngel 3 месяца назад

    2:18 Why not name him Adolf then?

  • Kit Zoey
    Kit Zoey 3 месяца назад

    The audience groaned at the end of the screening I went to. I was too disappointed to even groan:/
    I would rather have not watched it, that's how heartbreaking I found the franchise being trashed so badly with this tacky load ,of shit. Makes Prometheus look like a fucking masterpiece

    These reviewers have no taste

  • Horror Productions
    Horror Productions 3 месяца назад

    your lucky you saw this!

  • Mr.Tweezy007
    Mr.Tweezy007 3 месяца назад

    The movie was so bad

  • prakashyadav008
    prakashyadav008 3 месяца назад

    alien covenant is so much more jst like prometheus

  • joby roy
    joby roy 3 месяца назад

    for so reasons i dnt lik this movie, feels lik a movie with bunch of idiots.... disgusting.... expecting some good ending......

  • JoeysSecretLover
    JoeysSecretLover 3 месяца назад

    Explain the plot to us Jeremy. Beat by beat. Another great review.

  • Adrian Daret
    Adrian Daret 3 месяца назад

    Movie looked incredible but is also incredibly bad...what a dissapointment.

  • Walt Evans
    Walt Evans 3 месяца назад +1

    My name is walter😭

  • Ricardo Santos
    Ricardo Santos 3 месяца назад

    It's really hard to take this movie seriously. When you have a colony ship with hundreds of lives under your care you'd expect to have a super competent crew, instead, we get the stupidest and most unstable people possible.

  • BryanKeithCunningham
    BryanKeithCunningham 3 месяца назад

    less coke. calm down.

  • Api Vlogs
    Api Vlogs 3 месяца назад

    Movie was a 6/10.
    Prometheus was 7/10.
    The only thing that was better was more aliens shown.
    Didn't like how only one alien came at them at a time and we saw no mother alien. The crew was lame once again. Basically a remake of Prometheus lmao. Focusing on the perspective on a sad short hair girl and the robot just like Prometheus. Felt nothing for any of the crew members. It's like their mission was to die and that's it. The ship having difficulty landing because of storms just like Prometheus. Lame lame lame stuff. A lot of cliche. Hardly any good decent scenes. No satisfying ending once again. Leaves you with even more questions. Same old shit.

  • Nomad 1987
    Nomad 1987 3 месяца назад

    Yea this was garbage, rather watch resurrection.

  • urgirlbfookingm3
    urgirlbfookingm3 3 месяца назад

    Fucking annoying

  • torresjosue98
    torresjosue98 3 месяца назад

    I think this is my first ever Sci Fi/Horror movie. So idek what to expect

  • Truth
    Truth 3 месяца назад

    Most dumb scientists ever i seen in alien covenant

  • pol
    pol 3 месяца назад

    I getting tired of this franchise. Too formulaic..

  • Smith Lorida
    Smith Lorida 3 месяца назад

    Well, because of bad reviews. I'm kinda get sad. Most of the community wont give this franchise a chance because of "NOT MUCH XENOMORPHS?! I WANT XENOMORPHS!". Truth to be told.... because of that kind of thinking no Alien Universe movie might come because the producers will just say "nah fuck the story, they just want some xenomorphs. I'll just find a new one story far away from the Alien verse story because most of the people are just complaining, I will just be a producer on just another film"

    So much complains, so sad no one will gonna see the story of how Humans, Xenomorphs, Yautjas(Predators), Engineers and fucking Wayland Industries mixed in that certain event. Ohh. I forgot the Xenomorph civil war where Red Xenomorphs vs Classic Xenomorphs fight in a certain planet.

    Let me mention some things reason we need to support this franchise because there are many more we might want to see being in the movie.


    1. Predator-Human
    2.Alien King (Xenomorph King)
    3. Alien Empresses
    4. Xenomorphs' Queen Mother
    5. Xenomorphs' main Planet
    6. WAY TOO MANY LEAD CHARACTERS( yeah, many because they are all protagonist but scattered in the universe)
    7. Serpent Hunter Predator (The most badass xenomorph hunter)
    8. Scar-face Predator (Serpent Hunter's Rival)
    9.more on Engineer's creations (they didnt make Xenos but just took some DNA and made a bio weapon in form of the goo, David just remastered and recreated original Xenos)
    10. RED XENOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    11. Queen Mother's ELITE XENO GUARDS!!!!!!!!!
    12. THE STORY!!!! FUCKING STORY!!!!
    13. Superman and Xenomorph crossover in a certain part of the galaxy where superman got stuck (there are no sun there)
    14. Batman vs Predator! Hell YEAH!!!!!!!
    15. A fucking Xenomorph protagonist in a certain story (yeah its all about xenomorphs)

  • CasualChilliBoy
    CasualChilliBoy 3 месяца назад

    Alien: The Disaster After Another

  • Miguel Martinez
    Miguel Martinez 3 месяца назад

    This movie was a let down I expected more this movie was ass

  • shawn andrew
    shawn andrew 3 месяца назад

    Its alot easier to build a you tube page than get Fox studios to listen to you...sorry.

  • Aimopotis 80
    Aimopotis 80 3 месяца назад

    The movie was really not good

  • Nick  Sketch
    Nick Sketch 3 месяца назад

    Alien Movies Ranked:
    1: Aliens
    2: Alien
    3: Alien: Covenant
    4: Prometheus
    5: Alien 3
    6: AVP: Alien Vs. Predator
    7: Alien Resurrection
    8: AVPR: Alien Vs. Predator Requim

  • ShireenPlays
    ShireenPlays 3 месяца назад

    That Alien impressions made me laugh so much! 😂

  • Bigbad Crawford
    Bigbad Crawford 4 месяца назад

    loved the movie

  • daniel florio
    daniel florio 4 месяца назад

    This movie was horrible at times but had its moments. Could have been so much better.

  • David Holaday
    David Holaday 4 месяца назад

    So why all the dislikes? I haven't seen the movie so...

  • zilla universe
    zilla universe 4 месяца назад

    but I'm disappointing about Neil blomkamp Aline 5 being cancelled

  • zilla universe
    zilla universe 4 месяца назад

    8/10 not as good as the 1st and 2nd but as good as 1st spinoff and better and 3rd and 4th

  • zilla universe
    zilla universe 4 месяца назад

    finally someone who gives this a positive review I'm tired of people ranting on this movie like sure there are some promplems but the movie is into that bad

  • Leviathon672015
    Leviathon672015 4 месяца назад

    I came into this movie for science fiction violence. And I got it. I was extremely satisfied with this movie.

  • Big Mike2014
    Big Mike2014 4 месяца назад

    I usually don't disagree with Jeremy on movie reviews but I have to on this one. Alien Covenant is DOGSH**!!

  • loriparker666
    loriparker666 4 месяца назад

    prometheus is better...

  • tiggs 24
    tiggs 24 4 месяца назад

    this first alien is my favorite. I loved the movie. I was upset that Dr. Shaw didn't get a better send off. she was just as badass as Ripply and an amazing strong lead. the little pass over seriously dropped the ball. that women went through so much and her write off was kinda crappy.

  • Micilo 419
    Micilo 419 4 месяца назад +7

    I personally loved the movie

  • Ian Schulze
    Ian Schulze 4 месяца назад

    Alien is my favorite Sci Fi thriller horror movie. Goosebumps to this day.

  • The Musiczk98
    The Musiczk98 4 месяца назад

    Jeremy's hot

  • FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD
    FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD 4 месяца назад

    lowkey thought it was hella boring

  • KAFROSTHK
    KAFROSTHK 4 месяца назад

    Nop, not a good one. After a certain point I started rooting for the alien, so much stupid people in a movie I haven't seen since Scary Movie 1 ( K. Electra front of two tables : << Safe Way << >>Certain Death>> and went >>>>>> )

  • Raul Garcia
    Raul Garcia 4 месяца назад

    Prometheus is better. Throughout the movie, the only stupidest thing they did that I can remember was the idiot stretching his hand out to the snake in the goo... Broke your arm for being a dumbass!! In Covenant however... *deep breath* They go on-planet without wearing protective suits... The guy is about to explode AND YOU HUG HIM!?!? And then you slip on his blood trying to run from him!? Then the other bitch even after taking her sweet ass time for like, forever, decides to go in AFTER everyone is already dead and ALSO slip on the fu*king blood, give up, try to run outside and break her OWN leg with a f*cking door!?!? How stupid could you be!? Then shooting in a panic, blows her own ass up taking with her the only ship to get off planet. Then her dumbass husband risks 2,000 souls to SEE if MAYBE they can establish contact... Near the end, did it ever occur to dumbass protagonist that thee fookin robots who look identically, the bad one miiiight play as the good one!? These are a few I can remember but I don't even think it was half of those moments. My favorite scene was when she realized what a clusterfuck she did and she went to sleep in a tragical end. Extra for ejecting her ass into a nearby star for being a dumbass 🙌

  • GEOThePROTOTYPE
    GEOThePROTOTYPE 4 месяца назад +1

    Alien Covenant was an amazing comedy! .......oh wait it wasn't a comedy?.....



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  • moldycheeZ
    moldycheeZ 4 месяца назад

    if I had a robot I would name it codsworth

  • The-Nuked-Gamer
    The-Nuked-Gamer 4 месяца назад

    Best Sci-Fi thriller? Easy.








    Attack of the Clones.

  • iulix max
    iulix max 4 месяца назад

    is a God movie 6\10

  • ford explore
    ford explore 4 месяца назад

    Sunshine

  • Purlsama
    Purlsama 4 месяца назад

    I saw this movie. I actually agree with you all the way on this 1.

    The characters, good and bad all were really really dumb. The bad guy almost screwed up his own plan by acting like a bad guy, the good guys reacted to bad situations very very badly. XD None of them know how to deal with a person who is sick with unknown biohazard haha! XD

    But it had amazing sets and the action and horror was fun so overall I agree with your rating! X3

  • Christie Greenwood
    Christie Greenwood 4 месяца назад

    The cruel twist ending kind of saved this film for me.

  • Cobbster PT
    Cobbster PT 4 месяца назад

    I watched Prometheus and Alien Covenant for the first time in one day. Pretty sweet. Love the theme (as in the message/idea for the movie) in these two movies and I love Michael Fassbender being the leading role in both of them. He's brilliant and I love the characters he plays, specially David

  • artyismybae
    artyismybae 4 месяца назад

    Best Sci-Fi Thriller/Horror - Alien, of course. I'm going to have to wait until the DVD release, because I'd go for the alien and be very disappointed. Prometheus was shit, I don't want a continuation of that train wreak.

  • Evelyn Blackwood
    Evelyn Blackwood 4 месяца назад

    Alien Covenant still didn't answer a lot of questions.