Alien: Covenant - Movie Review

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  • JR Radio
    JR Radio 22 часа назад

    It's the most stupid movie what did we learn oh more retarded space peoples and apparently we can't build robots or get better guns than an M16 years into the future wow what fun

  • Ali A
    Ali A День назад +1

    Just watched this movie, really fell short of expectations. Prometheus was way better. Too many plot holes ruined it for me. The biggest being Walter could heal his wounds, like that neck puncture from the flute, yet the surviving crew didn't notice David's inability to heal the scar on his face. When they escaped from the temple, the first thing they should've done was confirm if it was David or Walter.

  • Eve Harlowe
    Eve Harlowe 2 дня назад +1

    That movie was horrible and terrifically boring #ruined franchise

  • custardpie40
    custardpie40 2 дня назад +1

    the Movie SUCKED...believe me, dont bother paying money for it. The Woman who dragged the first victim on the ship to sickbay, and the other woman who ditched her ..both sucked at acting, one screaming and incoherant..the best thing that happened was they got killed. as for as the robots? give me a break..Riddley Scott worked on this one? these review guys on this? cut down on the Weed...

  • Europa H2O Alien
    Europa H2O Alien 4 дня назад +1

    Hands down, the absolute worst SF movie I have ever seen.

  • Brian Jones
    Brian Jones 5 дней назад

    Im watching it right now and im so underwhelmed..about 20 minutes to go and I feel like turning it off..so disappointed..where is the suspense, action, mystery? This is a very generic movie

  • Anujit Chakrabarty
    Anujit Chakrabarty 8 дней назад

    Could have been better if you are little bit serious and don't hustle your words, take a deep breath and do it seriously

  • pcrana1
    pcrana1 8 дней назад

    You're like the intravenous equivalent of a good movie review. Straight to the point and quick. Subscribed.

  • Mark Arandjus
    Mark Arandjus 10 дней назад

    Alien, Aliens: characters are smart, script is smart, people die because space and xenomorphs are dangerous
    Prometheus, Covenant: characters are stupid, script is stupid, people die because they are incompetent and unprofessional
    David is right, people are too stupid to deserve to live, certainly in this cinematic universe.

  • BloodAgent
    BloodAgent 13 дней назад

    Ross from Friends wanna-be sucks balls!

  • Mo Mo
    Mo Mo 13 дней назад

    It was Booooooring!

  • DANNY_ Gamer
    DANNY_ Gamer 15 дней назад

    that movie was completely SSSSHHHH*********TTTTT!!!!!

  • luttrell1973
    luttrell1973 15 дней назад

    I think you'll find there will be a special edition on its way with a lot of stuff that didn't make it into the original, typical Ridley Scott

  • burningknight7
    burningknight7 15 дней назад

    Alien covenant is so much awesome , if you just watch it without seeing any trailers and cutscenes like i did.

  • Nayr747
    Nayr747 16 дней назад

    Prometheus is the best movie in the series by far. People that liked the other Alien movies more just like dumb action and mindless gore.

  • punk パンク
    punk パンク 16 дней назад

    movie was beautiful on the eye, but it was meh..... it wasnt Alien: Covenant, it was Prometheus 2.... alien 3 is even better then this...

  • Hack World
    Hack World 16 дней назад

    your alien interpretation was awesome LOL XD

  • Frank Jaegar
    Frank Jaegar 17 дней назад

    >Alien: Good
    >Aliens: Best Alien movie
    >Alien 3: popcorn flick, ok
    >Alien Resurrection: popcorn flick, ok
    >Prometheus: popcorn flick, kinda dumb
    >Alien Covenant: dogshit, retarded

  • Side Light
    Side Light 18 дней назад

    I like how Jeremy explains the pros and cons instead of going on a rant and a lot of other critics are jumping on a hatetrain here
    I thought the movie was good but definitely had problems

  • Mascot
    Mascot 18 дней назад

    I'm usually fairly in tune with Jeremy, but.... Dear gods, this movie was utter shite. I'm not sure how to rate it in relation to Prometheus (which I gave a 4/10), but I'm fluctuating between -1 and +1 and can't quite make up my mind. I suppose I'll likely end up giving it the same score.

    Ridley Scott is an odd one. He made two _brilliant_ movies, and that was it. Sure, he's had the odd "ok, that wasn't too bad" moments, but the only ones really worth mentioning were Alien and Blade Runner. That was 1979 and 1982, folks. He blew his wad early on; if only he had kept it up.

    Edit: I forgot to mention, there were four seconds really worth watching, split into two-second scenes. They both occur in the later stages of the movie, one is a reference to Blade Runner, the other to Alien. I liked those, gratuitous as they were.

  • Rebel Alliance
    Rebel Alliance 18 дней назад

    Jeremy gives Alien Covenant a good review, even though it was bad, but he doesn't give Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 a bad review, even though it was great?!?!

    What the hell, Jeremy?!

  • Stefan Horn
    Stefan Horn 18 дней назад

    One of the worst films I have seen recently.

  • Pug
    Pug 20 дней назад

    This movie sucked.

  • STEWKLEYFC
    STEWKLEYFC 20 дней назад +1

    So disappointed by this film, it seemed really rushed and it was just all over The place. So shit

  • jagdjohn96
    jagdjohn96 21 день назад

    Why is Shane from the walking dead here?

  • Reece Wagner
    Reece Wagner Месяц назад

    I think I hated this movie.

  • janskrinjar
    janskrinjar Месяц назад

    Jeremy Jahns reviews are like talking to your buddy who loves movies but doesn't really know much about them. The critique seems really superficial but we all have good fun.

  • Eric
    Eric Месяц назад

    I can imagine this guy getting in a rough fist fight in the middle of the review then finishing it afterwards without missing a beat

  • Frank Teryngel
    Frank Teryngel Месяц назад

    2:18 Why not name him Adolf then?

  • Kit Zoey
    Kit Zoey Месяц назад

    The audience groaned at the end of the screening I went to. I was too disappointed to even groan:/
    I would rather have not watched it, that's how heartbreaking I found the franchise being trashed so badly with this tacky load ,of shit. Makes Prometheus look like a fucking masterpiece

    These reviewers have no taste

  • The Sausage Party Fan And Haunter
    The Sausage Party Fan And Haunter Месяц назад

    your lucky you saw this!

  • Mr.Tweezy007
    Mr.Tweezy007 Месяц назад

    The movie was so bad

  • prakashyadav008
    prakashyadav008 Месяц назад

    alien covenant is so much more jst like prometheus

  • joby roy
    joby roy Месяц назад

    for so reasons i dnt lik this movie, feels lik a movie with bunch of idiots.... disgusting.... expecting some good ending......

  • JoeysSecretLover
    JoeysSecretLover Месяц назад

    Explain the plot to us Jeremy. Beat by beat. Another great review.

  • Adrian Daret
    Adrian Daret Месяц назад

    Movie looked incredible but is also incredibly bad...what a dissapointment.

  • Walt Evans
    Walt Evans Месяц назад +1

    My name is walter😭

  • Ricardo Santos
    Ricardo Santos Месяц назад

    It's really hard to take this movie seriously. When you have a colony ship with hundreds of lives under your care you'd expect to have a super competent crew, instead, we get the stupidest and most unstable people possible.

  • BryanKeithCunningham
    BryanKeithCunningham Месяц назад

    less coke. calm down.

  • Api Vlogs
    Api Vlogs Месяц назад

    Movie was a 6/10.
    Prometheus was 7/10.
    The only thing that was better was more aliens shown.
    Didn't like how only one alien came at them at a time and we saw no mother alien. The crew was lame once again. Basically a remake of Prometheus lmao. Focusing on the perspective on a sad short hair girl and the robot just like Prometheus. Felt nothing for any of the crew members. It's like their mission was to die and that's it. The ship having difficulty landing because of storms just like Prometheus. Lame lame lame stuff. A lot of cliche. Hardly any good decent scenes. No satisfying ending once again. Leaves you with even more questions. Same old shit.

  • Nomad 1987
    Nomad 1987 Месяц назад

    Yea this was garbage, rather watch resurrection.

  • urgirlbfookingm3
    urgirlbfookingm3 Месяц назад

    Fucking annoying

  • torresjosue98
    torresjosue98 Месяц назад

    I think this is my first ever Sci Fi/Horror movie. So idek what to expect

  • Truth
    Truth Месяц назад

    Most dumb scientists ever i seen in alien covenant

  • pol
    pol Месяц назад

    I getting tired of this franchise. Too formulaic..

  • Smith Lorida
    Smith Lorida Месяц назад

    Well, because of bad reviews. I'm kinda get sad. Most of the community wont give this franchise a chance because of "NOT MUCH XENOMORPHS?! I WANT XENOMORPHS!". Truth to be told.... because of that kind of thinking no Alien Universe movie might come because the producers will just say "nah fuck the story, they just want some xenomorphs. I'll just find a new one story far away from the Alien verse story because most of the people are just complaining, I will just be a producer on just another film"

    So much complains, so sad no one will gonna see the story of how Humans, Xenomorphs, Yautjas(Predators), Engineers and fucking Wayland Industries mixed in that certain event. Ohh. I forgot the Xenomorph civil war where Red Xenomorphs vs Classic Xenomorphs fight in a certain planet.

    Let me mention some things reason we need to support this franchise because there are many more we might want to see being in the movie.


    1. Predator-Human
    2.Alien King (Xenomorph King)
    3. Alien Empresses
    4. Xenomorphs' Queen Mother
    5. Xenomorphs' main Planet
    6. WAY TOO MANY LEAD CHARACTERS( yeah, many because they are all protagonist but scattered in the universe)
    7. Serpent Hunter Predator (The most badass xenomorph hunter)
    8. Scar-face Predator (Serpent Hunter's Rival)
    9.more on Engineer's creations (they didnt make Xenos but just took some DNA and made a bio weapon in form of the goo, David just remastered and recreated original Xenos)
    10. RED XENOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    11. Queen Mother's ELITE XENO GUARDS!!!!!!!!!
    12. THE STORY!!!! FUCKING STORY!!!!
    13. Superman and Xenomorph crossover in a certain part of the galaxy where superman got stuck (there are no sun there)
    14. Batman vs Predator! Hell YEAH!!!!!!!
    15. A fucking Xenomorph protagonist in a certain story (yeah its all about xenomorphs)

  • CasualChilliBoy
    CasualChilliBoy Месяц назад

    Alien: The Disaster After Another

  • Miguel Martinez
    Miguel Martinez Месяц назад

    This movie was a let down I expected more this movie was ass

  • shawn andrew
    shawn andrew Месяц назад

    Its alot easier to build a you tube page than get Fox studios to listen to you...sorry.

  • Aimopotis 80
    Aimopotis 80 Месяц назад

    The movie was really not good

  • Nick  Sketch
    Nick Sketch Месяц назад

    Alien Movies Ranked:
    1: Aliens
    2: Alien
    3: Alien: Covenant
    4: Prometheus
    5: Alien 3
    6: AVP: Alien Vs. Predator
    7: Alien Resurrection
    8: AVPR: Alien Vs. Predator Requim

  • ShireenPlays
    ShireenPlays Месяц назад

    That Alien impressions made me laugh so much! 😂

  • Bigbad Crawford
    Bigbad Crawford Месяц назад

    loved the movie

  • daniel florio
    daniel florio Месяц назад

    This movie was horrible at times but had its moments. Could have been so much better.

  • David Holaday
    David Holaday 2 месяца назад

    So why all the dislikes? I haven't seen the movie so...

  • Steven butterfly
    Steven butterfly 2 месяца назад

    but I'm disappointing about Neil blomkamp Aline 5 being cancelled

  • Steven butterfly
    Steven butterfly 2 месяца назад

    8/10 not as good as the 1st and 2nd but as good as 1st spinoff and better and 3rd and 4th

  • Steven butterfly
    Steven butterfly 2 месяца назад

    finally someone who gives this a positive review I'm tired of people ranting on this movie like sure there are some promplems but the movie is into that bad

  • Leviathon672015
    Leviathon672015 2 месяца назад

    I came into this movie for science fiction violence. And I got it. I was extremely satisfied with this movie.

  • Big Mike2014
    Big Mike2014 2 месяца назад

    I usually don't disagree with Jeremy on movie reviews but I have to on this one. Alien Covenant is DOGSH**!!

  • loriparker666
    loriparker666 2 месяца назад

    prometheus is better...

  • tiggs 24
    tiggs 24 2 месяца назад

    this first alien is my favorite. I loved the movie. I was upset that Dr. Shaw didn't get a better send off. she was just as badass as Ripply and an amazing strong lead. the little pass over seriously dropped the ball. that women went through so much and her write off was kinda crappy.

  • Micilo 419
    Micilo 419 2 месяца назад +1

    I personally loved the movie

  • Ian Schulze
    Ian Schulze 2 месяца назад

    Alien is my favorite Sci Fi thriller horror movie. Goosebumps to this day.

  • The Musiczk98
    The Musiczk98 2 месяца назад

    Jeremy's hot

  • FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD
    FUZZ_MUSTARD FUZZ_MUSTARD 2 месяца назад

    lowkey thought it was hella boring

  • KAFROSTHK
    KAFROSTHK 2 месяца назад

    Nop, not a good one. After a certain point I started rooting for the alien, so much stupid people in a movie I haven't seen since Scary Movie 1 ( K. Electra front of two tables : << Safe Way << >>Certain Death>> and went >>>>>> )

  • Raul Garcia
    Raul Garcia 2 месяца назад

    Prometheus is better. Throughout the movie, the only stupidest thing they did that I can remember was the idiot stretching his hand out to the snake in the goo... Broke your arm for being a dumbass!! In Covenant however... *deep breath* They go on-planet without wearing protective suits... The guy is about to explode AND YOU HUG HIM!?!? And then you slip on his blood trying to run from him!? Then the other bitch even after taking her sweet ass time for like, forever, decides to go in AFTER everyone is already dead and ALSO slip on the fu*king blood, give up, try to run outside and break her OWN leg with a f*cking door!?!? How stupid could you be!? Then shooting in a panic, blows her own ass up taking with her the only ship to get off planet. Then her dumbass husband risks 2,000 souls to SEE if MAYBE they can establish contact... Near the end, did it ever occur to dumbass protagonist that thee fookin robots who look identically, the bad one miiiight play as the good one!? These are a few I can remember but I don't even think it was half of those moments. My favorite scene was when she realized what a clusterfuck she did and she went to sleep in a tragical end. Extra for ejecting her ass into a nearby star for being a dumbass 🙌

  • GEOThePROTOTYPE
    GEOThePROTOTYPE 2 месяца назад +1

    Alien Covenant was an amazing comedy! .......oh wait it wasn't a comedy?.....



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  • moldycheeZ
    moldycheeZ 2 месяца назад

    if I had a robot I would name it codsworth

  • The-Nuked-Gamer
    The-Nuked-Gamer 2 месяца назад

    Best Sci-Fi thriller? Easy.








    Attack of the Clones.

  • iulix max
    iulix max 2 месяца назад

    is a God movie 6\10

  • ford explore
    ford explore 2 месяца назад

    Sunshine

  • Purlsama
    Purlsama 2 месяца назад

    I saw this movie. I actually agree with you all the way on this 1.

    The characters, good and bad all were really really dumb. The bad guy almost screwed up his own plan by acting like a bad guy, the good guys reacted to bad situations very very badly. XD None of them know how to deal with a person who is sick with unknown biohazard haha! XD

    But it had amazing sets and the action and horror was fun so overall I agree with your rating! X3

  • Christie Greenwood
    Christie Greenwood 2 месяца назад

    The cruel twist ending kind of saved this film for me.

  • Cobbster PT
    Cobbster PT 2 месяца назад

    I watched Prometheus and Alien Covenant for the first time in one day. Pretty sweet. Love the theme (as in the message/idea for the movie) in these two movies and I love Michael Fassbender being the leading role in both of them. He's brilliant and I love the characters he plays, specially David

  • artyismybae
    artyismybae 2 месяца назад

    Best Sci-Fi Thriller/Horror - Alien, of course. I'm going to have to wait until the DVD release, because I'd go for the alien and be very disappointed. Prometheus was shit, I don't want a continuation of that train wreak.

  • Evelyn Blackwood
    Evelyn Blackwood 2 месяца назад

    Alien Covenant still didn't answer a lot of questions.

  • jamie-lee smith
    jamie-lee smith 2 месяца назад

    I haven't seen Predator being mentioned. What the heck!?

  • DIGITAL NiCE
    DIGITAL NiCE 2 месяца назад

    I hate the ending

  • Captain Jakemerica
    Captain Jakemerica 2 месяца назад

    Michael Fassbender was amazing

  • Captain Jakemerica
    Captain Jakemerica 2 месяца назад

    This movie is amazing and I loved the new xenomorph the movie is awesome and is much better than Prometheus which I actually enjoyed but this one is also good and the scientists in this movie are a lot more competent some of the jumpscares actually worked also the ending was also amazing and I can't wait to see how the sequel is gonna play out

  • John Doe
    John Doe 2 месяца назад

    Oh sure listen to some fucktard on youtube. Learn to think for your fucking selves you sheepeople.

  • Jackal Muldipulus CABAL
    Jackal Muldipulus CABAL 2 месяца назад

    Prometheus was awful. I swore I would never see the sequel to Prometheus.

  • phillip ramones
    phillip ramones 2 месяца назад

    The Thing is the best!!!!!

  • DORBUSCUS
    DORBUSCUS 2 месяца назад

    there's a lot of scenes from the trailers and clips even that were completely cut out from the movie

  • Wendigo Dragon
    Wendigo Dragon 2 месяца назад

    Favorite sci-fi horror/thriller is easily a tie between Alien/Aliens.

  • Michael Warthen
    Michael Warthen 2 месяца назад

    scifi thriller horror its PITCH BLACK AND ALIEN, ALIENS TIE !  THEN PREDATOR FIRST ONE, RIDDICK,

  • Eric Guillory
    Eric Guillory 2 месяца назад

    Thought it absolutely sucked.

  • Dixie Normous
    Dixie Normous 2 месяца назад

    most predictable ending ever

  • Derrick Nichols
    Derrick Nichols 2 месяца назад

    It needed alcohol to watch it

  • iKingNash
    iKingNash 2 месяца назад

    I did not really like how fucking retarded most of the people died but only than that it was a alright movie cause it didn't scare me like the old alien movies and barely had much Xeno screen time but the cliff hanger at the end was crazy ill get it a 7.5/10

  • BobaGabe1
    BobaGabe1 2 месяца назад +4

    This franchise has now died. Alien is supposed to be smart horror. This film is dumb dumb dumb horror.

  • NSTYxSASUKE
    NSTYxSASUKE 2 месяца назад

    Alien covenant is better than aliens and aliens 2

  • Kirk Meyers
    Kirk Meyers 2 месяца назад

    Aliens Vs Raptors . . . Jurassic World and Alien Crossover please.

  • UNBOUD HUNTER
    UNBOUD HUNTER 2 месяца назад

    Question: If a face hugger jumped on Wolverine's face how would the chestburster break free?

  • Mr. Sturdy
    Mr. Sturdy 2 месяца назад

    I usually wait for all the good movies like this come out on Blu-ray because it never fails when I goto the movies. The couple with nine loud ass kids sit right behind me right in front of me or right next to me. it. fucking. sucks. dick.

  • Michael Grana
    Michael Grana 2 месяца назад

    Typical Hollywood movie. Gay characters and interracial sex. No doubt Michael Green had to throw that in their. Terrible movie. The fact so many people keep saying "who cares" shows how fucking deluded this country has become.

  • Hector Jiminez
    Hector Jiminez 2 месяца назад

    Idk what's dumber
    This movie, or JJ's opinion of it?

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