Do suck balls
Guess what...'botox balls' became a real thing! It's called Scrotox...lmao.
A good host lmao
i like skinny funny mustache dave chappelle more then the new buff one
"Do ya suck THESE balls"
One of the reasons the elite wanted him dead.. exposing too much of their dirty laundry... creating stories to distract the masses.
Dave See's right through the bs ..
read between the lines of the jokes he is deep and so honest miss the old Chappell
I'm confused, is he dissing michael jackson or using michael jackson to subtly diss everyone else or is it all the above?
wait what,sounds like The Cosby case..
+robby griffin But even that is totally unlike Cosby. No kid ever accused MJ of giving him alcohol before the Arvizos did in 2003 and it was proven in court that they actually stole booze and drank behind Mj's back then later blamed the whole thing on MJ. Two prosecution witnesses Cyntia Bell and Chris Carter testified that MJ never shared his drink with any kid on that plane, contrary to what the Arvizos claimed. Shane Meredith, a security guard testified that he caught the two boys with an open bottle in the wine cellar while MJ was nowhere around. Rijo and Simone Jackson testified that they saw the Arvizo boys steal alcohol from the kitchen and MJ's room while he wasn't around. Angel Vivanco testified that Star Arvizo demanded alcohol from him long before Feb 2003 and the Arvizos claimed that they never drank before MJ started to give them alcohol in Feb 2003. They lied. If you read the trial transcripts you can see they never mentioned any pills, it was only in the original version of their ever changing story that MJ gave them a sleeping pill which they supposedly kept. Too bad they couldn't show that pill to anyone because it didn't exist! They made it all up and later they simply dropped the issue like they never said it. The Arvizos falsely accused numerous people, they lied under oath repeatedly and got away with it. Bunch of disgusting freeloaders. Cosby's accusers are nothing like them.So while Cosby admitted under oath that he gave pills to women and countless women said he did that MJ not only never admitted it, his only accusers who ever claimed such a thing clearly made the whole thing up.
sondano I was speaking on the pills and booze..that M.J supposed to had gave him..
+robby griffin It's not like the Cosby case. Cosby has about 50 accusers many of whom cannot make money and many are eager to testify against him in criminal court including the one who got a settlement. Totally the opposite of MJ: his accusers always went to trial lawyers first not the police and Chandler and Francia absolutely did not want to testify in criminal court they only wanted money. The Arvizos went to the same lawyer who got the money for the Chandlers. The law changed after 1993 that's why they couldn't just sue Mj, they had to go through the criminal case first where they were roundly defeated, not even their own lawyer Larry Feldman believed them. There is also no proof that cosby is innocent, there is proof that MJ was innocent, that his accusers lied, they never saw him naked contrary to what they claimed. The media has not been fabricating evidence against Cosby they had been fabricating evidence against MJ especially since he died because he cannot defend himself anymore.
He is talking sense
MJ Case in a nutshell Met the family in 2000. In 2003, the Martin Bashir documentary airs. Before the Bashir documentary no abuse is alleged to have occurred. The supposed abuse took place AFTER. So, with police and child services both investigating and the media in uproar we're meant to believe Michael Jackson's thought process was, 'I'm innocent, I've not touched the child. Police are investigating as are child services. I know what I'll do, I'll abuse the boy now and make myself guilty'. Really? This is the story we were meant to believe.
That was not the real timeline. Janet Arvizo started to investigate MJ months before they even met in Jan 2000 obviously with the clear intent on how she could frame him and get a settlement from him somehow. She and her sons had a history of lying about sex abuse and lying under oath, they falsely accused a JC penny guard of sex abuse, and they accused David Arvizo of sex abuse too. So when Gavin had cancer they used that to get to MJ, they asked Carol Lemere to contact MJ , she worked for MJ as a hairdressed and also knew the Arvizos. She told MJ here's a kid with cancer who wants to meet with you. So MJ called him in the hospital. Sent him a gift basket and let the family enjoy Neverland most of the time he wasn't even there. All that was in 2000. Then MJ moved on and there was no contact between them whatsoever for more than a year. In 2002 Martin Bashir wanted to interview MJ and told him to show examples where he helped kids. So MJ called Arvizo asked him whether he would like to talk to bashir and of course Arvizo said yes. The Arvizos kept sending letters and cards thanking MJ for his love and support before so that's why MJ called them. Bashir did the interview and after that MJ again had no contact with Arvizo for months. Then Bashir doc had aired and it wrongly suggested that MJ molested gavin. Both the Arvizos and MJ were angry and wanted to refute Bashir's lie. So the Arvizos asked Chris Tucker to take them to Florida after the Bashir doc had aired in the UK. They originally planned a press conference to debunk Bashir's story, but they changed their mind. They wanted to make a rebuttal video. So they moved back to Neverland where the Arvizos stayed between Feb 7 and March 12, while they also left the ranch twice and lived in a luxury hotel between Feb 25 and March 2. Arvizos later claimed that MJ decided to molest GavinAFTER the Bashir doc aired! In Feb 2003. Not when Gavin sitll had cancer in 2000. By Feb 2003 Gavin was OK and he and his brother were 13 and 12, cunning street smart and raised by a mother who told them it was OK to lie OK to falsely accuse.When MJ distanced himself from them all of a sudden all four Arvizo turned on him and all four started to make accusations of MJ giving them alcohol, falsely imprisoning them and molesting both Star and Gavin The whole story made absolutely no sense, not the least because of the timeline: why would MJ decide to molest Gavin AFTER the Bashir doc had aired when he was not interested in that for three years??
this was your wish not mines
Smooth as eggs
the comment section is just everything he says in the video.
Reckon chapelle stares at the illuminati right in the face and says fuck you i see your shit lol
"this was your wish not mine" lmao
Dave understands cuz he wants boy dick? love u idiot this one was wrong. wrong like stupid.
The cure for cancer is getting your dick sucked by Michael Jackson
+Chris Next Don't you think before you call someone a pedo you should actually learn about the evidence? That is not customary in America? Over there you just convict people if they are accused by some crooks like the Arvizos? I hate false accusers so I studied this case. Do you like false accusers? Feel sorry for the lying bastards? They made a mockery of real victims and ruined an innocent man who was only kind toward their golddigger families. They fooled him, used and abuse him all for fucking money and America is still kissing their ass despite the overwhelming evidence that they were guilty as sin.
+Chris Next What? If he had sucked Chandler's dick he would have paid off Chandler in Aug 1993 when Chandler first demanded money! MJ REFUSED to pay that's why he was accused in the first place! You ignore that little fact. Why do you think he fought the Chandlers for months if he was guilty? Why did he fight to get the criminal case first if he was guilty? Why wasn't he arrested after the strip search in Dec 1993 if he was guilty? Why did Chandler refuse to tesify in criminal court TWICE if he was a victim? How come they couldn't indict him after 14 months of criminal investigation in 1994? They found no evidence at all because the whole dick sucking story was made up by that sicko Evan Chandler and that NAMBLA pedo Victor Gutierrez to get 20 million from MJ by blackmailing him if he doesn't pay they would accuse him! You know nothing about what the Chandlers did, do you? He defeated the Arvizos on all counts you still ignore the verdict so what if MJ had defeated the Chandlers in court? You would still say he was guilty. You can't have it both ways.And Arvizo didn't even claim that MJ sucked his dick for that matter let alone MJ doing it. Only Chandler claimed it and he changed his story about Monaco big time! So exactly whose dick did he suck? Name him.The Chandlers appear guilty not MJ! They even admitted in their book that iof MJ had paid in Aug 1993 they wouldn't have accused him! Evan Chandler was caught on tape on July 8 1993 talking about a plan to destroy MJ unless he gets what he wanted. Then he demanded 20 million from MJ! What is that if not extortion? MJ only settled the civil case in Jan 1994 after the judge allowed it go before the criminal case was resolved flat out violating Mj's rights for a fair criminal trial. I would have done the same especially since settling was cheaper than winning in court. But the civil settlement didn't end the criminal case and Chandler cooperated with the DA for 10 months! That wasn't enough for them to arrest and charge MJ? Come on. They couldn't because Chandler was not credible and there was no evidence MJ was a pedo. Simple as that.You think MJ became a pedo at age 35 for Jordan Chandler whose father just happened to have a plan to get 20 million from him? Does that makes sense to you?You are dead wrong. Innocent people even plead guilty if they don't think they would get a fair trial. Google Clyde Ray Spencer, an innocent man accused of child molestation who pleaded guilty instead of going to court. You dodged my question: why would a boy molester only collect hetero adult magazines for years?
+sondano u seem to know a little too much about this case.. Maybe learning how to defend yourself when you getv accused of sucking underage kids dicks.. Hmm
+sondano You're really just over thinking it too much. 99% chance Michael Jackson has sucked little boy dick. If I'm not sucking little boy dick no matter how rich and famous i am an accusation of such would just make me laugh not cover up act suspicious and appear guilty af. He was sucking those dicks for sure
tats too strong
Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!
It hurts cause I know deep within my heart Michael Jackson never hurt Jordan or Gavin but at the same I see that Dave was doing the best he could given the situation Comedy Central put him in at that time.
it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo
MJ was not a freak. And he had a skin disease which made his skin white, so he just made himself entirely white
+OCH AI Countless people did know him including the kids who stated over and over again that he was innocent and his dermatologists who stated that he had vitilgo and then the coroner who testified in court during the Murray trial that MJ had vitilgo. He was never white, his skin was brown and white there are photos showing his skin without body makeup. You don't have to know him personally to see it with your own eyes.
Wolf Uchihan ohh... did you know him?
I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that motherfucka lmao!!
"Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"
Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite
she gonna give those balls the succ
He exposing the illuminati
he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂
Kml smooth as eggs 😂😂
best part..... I shouldn't even say this but fuck it, what if through all this they find out that the cure for cancer was Michael Jackson sucking your dick!!! I've seen this 20x if not more and still laugh!
Too bad he did. Facts came out just recently.
+Ceruem Still believe tabloid junk? That story was debunked even by the DA who hates MJ. There was no proof at all. MJ only collected hetero adult magazines and hetero adult DVDs. There is actual proof Arvizo and Chandler lied, MJ's autopsy report proved neither of them knew how his body looked. But you still believe they were credible? Why? The very kids who knew him best still praise him, they knew him you didn't and if they say he was innocent then he was innocent. Get over it.
Still defending MJ? He's a pedo that makes good music. Get over it
iTeCnus its called the media, wake up
The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.
Dr.Rhy†hm maybe it wasn't the case with Michael, but black self hate is a real problem. saying "why not just call it self hate" undermines the problem.
black self hate? lol why not just self hate? Why you people always have to make racial arguments? Especially because the "making him white" part is just not true as it was shown a couple of hundred times.
3:01-3:08 is way too funny
JK NEWS!!!!! THANK YOU DAVID SO
LOL @ 2:14 somebody yells "yeah" after he mentions Usher
When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness
there were no pills or dick sucking in Michael Jackson's case.
It's a joke
+placehood you shut up idiot!
He was joking shut up
I agree with his humor, because what he is saying is: the government is like a magician, they will hold up one hand of bullshit and say look at this while they do something else. Just like right now. The government is saying right now, " look at all the problems with the Muslims, which the US GOVERNMENT CREATED WITH ISIS, in order to take your eyes and mind away from Hilary Clinton.
Hey Max, fuck off. This is the internet and i can say my piece whenever i want. The US has been fucked up for a long time and has been causing problems all over the planet for years so don't tell me it's not my business.
Todd Bacon W should deal with our own countries problems and only react if we either get attacked or etc
I agree with you Max. Stay the fuck out. Let other countries of a certain religion live the way that they want. There are going to be some individuals that would rather live a different way and them get the fuck out, but besides that, leave them alone.
Todd Bacon Aye it's mostly our fault that ISIS and the likes took action against America and stuff as we went over to Iraq and the Middle East for oil, Husain and Gadhaffi (if that's how you spell it) should of been left to their own thing I mean yeah they both weren't great dictators but we didn't need to go butting into their country
No M Jackson anymore so innocent blacks get shot by cops.. Thank you, Hillary.
Jk news doe
David So brought me here!
John Doe Look him up.
Hello.. I thought I was alone
Smooze as AIDS 😂😂😂😂
Glad they put you on ! Dave Chappelle is the BEST comedian ever
i like how his comedically trying to expose the illuminati.
+One Dead Pixel mainstream news is NOT a credible source lol
credible sources like bulvar media?
he did do it... theres video of his rape room during the 2nd raid, but no proof of rape. "mj secret closet"
It was a frame.
I stand by my statement "rape room" lol. Nothing in that video merits even circumstantial evidence that "he did do it".
This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.
Joke's on you. Michael Jackson really did those things. The police did not report the evidence, because they were paid.
'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .
Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!
holy shit chapelle is fucking great
ha! this was your wish not mine
I agree,you're very smart men!
I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.
aldown Same difference is I wouldn't have ratted like the snitch bitch kid. To me getting head from Michael Jackson would have been the highest honour.
My favorite part and he made a good point 3:22
the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.
Eddie Murphy did them better
+Nautilus1972 he isn't defending a pedofile. hes making a JOKE
Oohh mama....ugghuuuhh...get me in a room wit Chubby Checka
smooth as his fucken head
I've played this video a million times baby, that's how it always ends: "yes, i'll suck those balls"
"I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times lady... That's how it always ends" FYI ladies that's what how we all think!!!
"until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic
Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂
"I've been in court" but yeah it's funny lol but as well as truth is that he wanted point out that the kid lied about his disease
dis how u repay me muthafucka lol
Michael was a saint and he even taught his secret son how to dance.
that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Please mike suck our dicks
I'm gonna be like Bob Villa, These Old Balls, I"m fixin 'em up. LOL!
thats a good host. seriously.
I miss this dude. I was watching some Kevin Hart and realized his Bum Bump story was from Dave's Ejaculating Hijacker skit.
Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit
He actually said so him selfhe laught it off after he said it openly, but he wasnt laughting inside
We need Ja to make sense of all this 😭
were is Ja? someone get JA
eminem killed him
Who gives a fuck what ja rule thinks lol
WHERE IS JA???
he's a rude dick:(
+DanteOfMJ another day has passed , and your still here wasting your brain cells on mwoa xx
Another day has passed, and Michael Jackson, the dirty boy dick sucking freak, is still dead.. Praise, Jesus!+Elizabeth Marcinova
+DanteOfMJ cba to read it x
Poor Michael Jackson. He couldn't help himself. He was a terrible person, who liked to buy little boys. When he won his court case, and the whole world was watching him real close. He had to move to the middle east, to partake in the boy orgies over there. He liked to bath in fresh sperm from little boys, freshly milked.... It made his skin soft and supple.+Elizabeth Marcinova
Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world
word man, keep it real.
+Masque Rade yup that's why when they make a big deal out something stupid celebs do I check what's going on in the real world
+Fuckyourcouch nigga Yeah, the first MJ sexual child abuse allegation came around during the Gulf War
-Do you... suck balls?-Excuse me?-Miss, relax, youu didn't even let me finish. Do you THESE balls?-Oh my god! those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes i'll suck them:v
DAVE IS IMPRESSIVELY FUNNY
Was this before he died?
after he was born
Dave Chappelle is the real deal. He's by far the best comedian since Bill Hicks, he's just a little bit more subtle, and I don't blame him. Bad stuff happens to people who speak the truth.
rbattles52 Bill Hicks is definitely overrated. He's not a bad comedian, but he's far from the level that many people put him on. He gets put on a pedestal because 1) he's dead, and 2) he never broke through as a mainstream comedian. So people try to win hipster points by choosing someone who isn't as well known as other comedians that would be better choices.
flashfive12 that seems a little biased
flashfive12 take Chris rock outta there
Do you suck these balls
Yes I'll suck those balls Omg I can't stop laughing
Dude the fact that when he said if talked about Kathy priest fuckin kids the room would go silent, the room actually went silent he's a genius
Not really, he led the audience not to laugh with the flow and mannerisms of his talking. It wasn't a punchline so they had no reason to be loud or laugh yet
+Peter McGill my bad I ve been hearing it wrong this whole time thx
+Dhruv Dattani The line was Catholic priest.
Please Mike lol
"I'm lucky to have a grape drink at my friends house, let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked." Bwahahahahaha!
N*** what is JUICE????
1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.
+A. Kelly I'm glad you see the situation rationally. I don't hate Michael Jackson I truly feel bad for him in that regard. I had a friend who was on a Disney show as a child and the kid is totally fucked up in the head now and I watched it happen to him, this is an even smaller scale than what I would imagine Michael Jackson experienced and I can say it's a hard situation to deal with
Time to head to the beach.
He made a great music but he was a sick twisted fruit like stewie griffin said i would never stay or let a person like that in my house
+SOUPRUN01 he was innocent in the 90's they dropped charges against him as in 2004
+The one. No, Arvisos lied! They got arrested for shoplifiting and arrest records showed they had no injuries, got beat up by dad turned up in casts, and claimed broken arms, was from security. They told different versions to different people. They claimed after Bashir documentary when he was under media scrutiny, he kidnapped them and abused them then? Had to change date cause he had alibi. So they were left with that option. 21 out of 21 charges not guilty. They were at dentist having work done at his expense on day said kidnapped, asked for braces so they could sue previous dentist, and were rifling draws in dental surgery. The dentist testified, as did 3 boys who the state said were abuse victims, Macauley Culkin, Brett Barnes, and some else they all turned up as witnesses for Jackson. They had made rebuttal video defending Jackson, and they had to go through each point and, are you lieing telling truth? they said it was under duress? crazy to believe them, latest was benefit fraud, so they are fraudsters.
I honestly wouldn't mind a roller-coaster ride and my dick sucked.
+Eli Sanchez there are worse ways to spend an afternoon