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Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls



Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls (For What It's Worth)


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Автор Stoms Cumin ( назад)
I'm confused, is he dissing michael jackson or using michael jackson to subtly diss everyone else or is it all the above?

Автор A Collector. ( назад)
"it pains me to say this" LMAO

Автор robby griffin ( назад)
wait what,sounds like The Cosby case..

Автор ruffy ( назад)
He is talking sense

Автор b d ( назад)
MJ Case in a nutshell Met the family in 2000. In 2003, the Martin Bashir documentary airs. Before the Bashir documentary no abuse is alleged to have occurred. The supposed abuse took place AFTER. So, with police and child services both
investigating and the media in uproar we're meant to believe Michael Jackson's thought process was, 'I'm innocent, I've not touched the child. Police are investigating as are child services. I know what I'll do, I'll abuse the boy now and make myself guilty'. Really? This is the story we were meant to believe.

Автор sondano ( назад)
That was not the real timeline. Janet Arvizo started to investigate MJ months before they even met in Jan 2000 obviously with the clear intent on how she could frame him and get a settlement from him somehow. She and her sons had a history of lying about sex abuse and lying under oath, they falsely accused a JC penny guard of sex abuse, and they accused David Arvizo of sex abuse too. So when Gavin had cancer they used that to get to MJ, they asked Carol Lemere to contact MJ , she worked for MJ as a hairdressed and also knew the Arvizos. She told MJ here's a kid with cancer who wants to meet with you. So MJ called him in the hospital. Sent him a gift basket and let the family enjoy Neverland most of the time he wasn't even there. All that was in 2000. Then MJ moved on and there was no contact between them whatsoever for more than a year. In 2002 Martin Bashir wanted to interview MJ and told him to show examples where he helped kids. So MJ called Arvizo asked him whether he would like to talk to bashir and of course Arvizo said yes. The Arvizos kept sending letters and cards thanking MJ for his love and support before so that's why MJ called them. Bashir did the interview and after that MJ again had no contact with Arvizo for months. Then Bashir doc had aired and it wrongly suggested that MJ molested gavin. Both the Arvizos and MJ were angry and wanted to refute Bashir's lie. So the
Arvizos asked Chris Tucker to take them to Florida after the Bashir doc had aired in the UK. They originally planned a press conference to debunk Bashir's story, but they changed their mind. They wanted to make a rebuttal video. So they moved back to Neverland where the Arvizos stayed between Feb 7 and March 12, while they also left the ranch twice
and lived in a luxury hotel between Feb 25 and March 2. Arvizos later claimed that MJ decided to molest Gavin
AFTER the Bashir doc aired! In Feb 2003. Not when Gavin sitll had cancer in 2000. By Feb 2003 Gavin was OK and he and his brother were 13 and 12, cunning street smart and raised by a mother who told them it was OK
to lie OK to falsely accuse.

When MJ distanced himself from them all of a sudden all four Arvizo turned on him and all four started to make accusations of MJ giving them alcohol, falsely imprisoning them and molesting both Star and Gavin The whole story made absolutely no sense, not the least because of the timeline: why would MJ decide to molest Gavin
AFTER the Bashir doc had aired when he was not interested in that for three years??

Автор Prescriptiondoses ( назад)
this was your wish not mines

Автор Tonio Sweatshirt ( назад)
Smooth as eggs

Автор Ted John ( назад)
the comment section is just everything he says in the video.

Автор Anthony Demone ( назад)
😂🤣😂😅😆

Автор Tk Aholelei ( назад)
Reckon chapelle stares at the illuminati right in the face and says fuck you i see your shit lol

Автор Ric ( назад)
"this was your wish not mine" lmao

Автор Jacqueline Woo ( назад)
Dave understands cuz he wants boy dick? love u idiot this one was wrong. wrong like stupid.

Автор Chris Next ( назад)
The cure for cancer is getting your dick sucked by Michael Jackson

Автор deepak singh kandari ( назад)
tats too strong

Автор Renita ( назад)
Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!

Автор TUGRUL IRTIS ( назад)
.wa

Автор Hans Bryne ( назад)
dess nut

Автор Mocesca58 ( назад)
It hurts cause I know deep within my heart Michael Jackson never hurt Jordan or Gavin but at the same I see that Dave was doing the best he could given the situation Comedy Central put him in at that time.

Автор Brandon Rodriguez ( назад)
it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo

Автор Wolf Uchihan ( назад)
MJ was not a freak. And he had a skin disease which made his skin white, so he just made himself entirely white

Автор Brendon DiNardi ( назад)
I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that motherfucka lmao!!

Автор jack thao ( назад)
"Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"

Автор dwill180 ( назад)
Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite

Автор steve ilboudo ( назад)
word

Автор Darti Art ( назад)
she gonna give those balls the succ

Автор ShadowCat3292 ( назад)
He exposing the illuminati

Автор Andrew Paquin ( назад)
he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂

Автор JayVille_242 ! ( назад)
Kml smooth as eggs 😂😂

Автор David Baker ( назад)
best part..... I shouldn't even say this but fuck it, what if through all this they find out that the cure for cancer was Michael Jackson sucking your dick!!! I've seen this 20x if not more and still laugh!

Автор Ceruem ( назад)
Too bad he did. Facts came out just recently.

Автор Moe Williams ( назад)
The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.

Автор jackbauer555 ( назад)
3:01-3:08 is way too funny

Автор KaynenTV ( назад)
JK NEWS!!!!! THANK YOU DAVID SO

Автор VinWizzy ( назад)
LOL @ 2:14 somebody yells "yeah" after he mentions Usher

Автор Shemzinho ( назад)
When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness

Автор Perlita Habanera ( назад)
there were no pills or dick sucking in Michael Jackson's case.

Автор Todd Bacon ( назад)
I agree with his humor, because what he is saying is: the government is like a magician, they will hold up one hand of bullshit and say look at this while they do something else. Just like right now. The government is saying right now, " look at all the problems with the Muslims, which the US GOVERNMENT CREATED WITH ISIS, in order to take your eyes and mind away from Hilary Clinton.

Автор Aricu Nono ( назад)
No M Jackson anymore so innocent blacks get shot by cops.. Thank you, Hillary.

Автор Ansel Garcia ( назад)
Jk news doe

Автор Desiree Gonzalez ( назад)
Jknews?

Автор PrincessCelestia19 ( назад)
JKNEWS!!!!! XD

Автор Bader Mubarak ( назад)
David So brought me here!

Автор Haylie Charmz ( назад)
jkneeews..hahA

Автор Goteem Nuts ( назад)
Smooze as AIDS 😂😂😂😂

Автор PINEYXCIX ( назад)
JKNEWS!!!

Автор Fredy Mayen ( назад)
JKNEWS? ANYBODY?

Автор streethustla24 ( назад)
i like how his comedically trying to expose the illuminati.

Автор Jon Halpin ( назад)
he did do it... theres video of his rape room during the 2nd raid, but no proof of rape. "mj secret closet"

Автор 031ish ( назад)
This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.

Автор Eubien John Suco ( назад)
Joke's on you. Michael Jackson really did those things. The police did not report the evidence, because they were paid.

Автор sarah lilith ( назад)
'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .

Автор AGbaby235 ( назад)
Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!

Автор Drew Jackman ( назад)
holy shit chapelle is fucking great

Автор beastly316 ( назад)
ha! this was your wish not mine

Автор Evil Cry ( назад)
I agree,you're very smart men!

Автор aldown ( назад)
I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.

Автор MsUsagi513 ( назад)
My favorite part and he made a good point 3:22

Автор Omar Scruggs ( назад)
the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.

Автор nillamillions ( назад)
Oohh mama....ugghuuuhh...get me in a room wit Chubby Checka

Автор Happy KiDDO ( назад)
smooth as his fucken head

Автор Alex Walker ( назад)
I've played this video a million times baby, that's how it always ends: "yes, i'll suck those balls"

Автор Key Pey ( назад)
"I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times lady... That's how it always ends"
FYI ladies that's what how we all think!!!

Автор Empress Mamakeh ( назад)
Dave 😂😂😂😂😁

Автор Sergeant Extreme ( назад)
"until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic

Автор shane blane ( назад)
Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂

Автор Craneo Bones ( назад)
lololol

Автор Scott Seagraves (170 лет назад)
Goat

Автор craig matemberere ( назад)
Please mike suck our dicks

Автор therealsharky1999 ( назад)
I'm gonna be like Bob Villa, These Old Balls, I"m fixin 'em up. LOL!

Автор Mitchell Brown ( назад)
thats a good host. seriously.

Автор Sim Lash ( назад)
I miss this dude. I was watching some Kevin Hart and realized his Bum Bump story was from Dave's Ejaculating Hijacker skit.

Автор frenk GNU ( назад)
Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit

Автор Brian Fortiz ( назад)
We need Ja to make sense of all this 😭

Автор Elizabeth Marcinova ( назад)
he's a rude dick:(

Автор JERU ( назад)
Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world

Автор Iggi Marelli ( назад)
-Do you... suck balls?
-Excuse me?
-Miss, relax, youu didn't even let me finish. Do you THESE balls?
-Oh my god! those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes i'll suck them

:v

Автор Tavga Hawramy (1433 года назад)
DAVE IS IMPRESSIVELY FUNNY

Автор Thugger21 ( назад)
Was this before he died?

Автор Cedric Harris ( назад)
Dave Chappelle is the real deal. He's by far the best comedian since Bill Hicks, he's just a little bit more subtle, and I don't blame him. Bad stuff happens to people who speak the truth.

Автор Sly cooper53 ( назад)
Do you suck these balls

Автор bob bob ( назад)
Yes I'll suck those balls Omg I can't stop laughing

Автор Dhruv Dattani (833 года назад)
Dude the fact that when he said if talked about Kathy priest fuckin kids the room would go silent, the room actually went silent he's a genius

Автор Wink (860 лет назад)
Please Mike lol

Автор t100base ( назад)
genius.

Автор ejtwice ( назад)
"I'm lucky to have a grape drink at my friends house, let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked." Bwahahahahaha!

Автор MrMoooCow4 ( назад)
1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.

Автор Doofus Rufus ( назад)
Time to head to the beach.

Автор The one. ( назад)
He made a great music but he was a sick twisted fruit like stewie griffin said i would never stay or let a person like that in my house

Автор Eli Sanchez ( назад)
I honestly wouldn't mind a roller-coaster ride and my dick sucked.

Автор Hockey Patriot (740 лет назад)
Why does Dave Chappelle's voice always remind me of Huckleberry Hound?

Автор Joy Dearth ( назад)
Can we all least study your saliva, please Mike!

Автор Jason Turoff ( назад)
lol

Автор Yojikudou03 ( назад)
dave's jokes aside, when he said mj turned himself ghoulish just so we'd like him more somehow. it stung a little bit.

Автор UncleHenry43 ( назад)
Cool

Автор Davidson Harly ( назад)
Yea thriller sux

Автор GrilloJ123 ( назад)


Автор krmkad ( назад)
Lol "I played this scenario out of my mind million times baby" :D

Автор Dante Jackson ( назад)
+Vincent Mcentee Hey asshole!  How is your uncle, Jimmy Fix IT!  Doing?  He fuck you up your ass, on a regular basis?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Автор Cyril Wright (870 лет назад)
"He had the nerve to call that abuse." LMFAO

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