DAVE CHAPPELLE: 3am In the Ghetto

  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2012
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Комментарии • 1 656

  • Prince KoRi prince
    Prince KoRi prince 18 часов назад

    Qual thee "vuck" it's s juice @$$#×((×

  • Jon dow
    Jon dow День назад


  • MrWalker1000
    MrWalker1000 День назад

    dave chapelle is not funny. chris rock is funnier.

  • ibmor Joey
    ibmor Joey 5 дней назад

    First 10 seconds the realest shit

  • Nic R
    Nic R 5 дней назад

    Pub,hidden gun shop. Pub. Hidden ammo shop. Pub. Chemist then...rehab haha

  • Nic R
    Nic R 5 дней назад

    Its like this up north in Uk lol

  • Dave Thm
    Dave Thm 5 дней назад

    5:40 killed me that was hilarious

  • Zion L
    Zion L 5 дней назад

    He has to be the funniest he jus too.

  • Slyguy threeonetwonine
    Slyguy threeonetwonine 6 дней назад

    "In the ghetto! And his momma cried."

  • Dustin Lampston
    Dustin Lampston 7 дней назад

    "I'm selling weed nigga" "SHIT"

  • Connor
    Connor 7 дней назад

    If your in a limo in the projects it would be more safe if you just started shooting people

  • Zormac
    Zormac 8 дней назад

    His driver sounds a lot like Chris Tucker

  • Tony Cerino
    Tony Cerino 9 дней назад


  • panterarosa !!
    panterarosa !! 10 дней назад

    Just bought weed from an Infant 😇

  • Mr Mula
    Mr Mula 12 дней назад

    THE GOAT 🐐

  • Lil Björne
    Lil Björne 13 дней назад

    HEY BABY !
    What are you doing It's 3 in the morning.
    I'm selling weed nigga.

  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford 14 дней назад

    "It was like Jurassic Park" I lost it right there

  • MiamiPush2theLimit
    MiamiPush2theLimit 15 дней назад

    “Aye, get outta here, crackie!!” 😂😂😂

  • yossi benayoun
    yossi benayoun 16 дней назад

    no beating this guy when he's on song, he's still got it as well, hope he does some more stand ups

  • Mr YESmeshSesh
    Mr YESmeshSesh 17 дней назад

    did he steal that voice from southpark haha

  • Patrick Polillo
    Patrick Polillo 19 дней назад

    That's 2 much !!!!! One of the greatest!

  • Kota Noel
    Kota Noel 21 день назад +1

    All time classic skit. Much love Dave ❤️😂

  • Luis Gerard
    Luis Gerard 24 дня назад

    27-MAY-2018 Still better then most comedians....

  • Nick Mionie
    Nick Mionie 24 дня назад

    The story with the baby killed me. I was laughin so hard in the car i had to pull over.

  • Rocko Bully
    Rocko Bully 25 дней назад

    Hey baby you got any grape drink😂

  • mone luve
    mone luve 26 дней назад +1

    "get outta here cracky"😂

  • Dave Choe
    Dave Choe 26 дней назад

    "i cant take pressure".... Thats why you walked away from 10mil

  • Most Hated
    Most Hated 27 дней назад

    USA is ghetto free now. Thanks Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • ArseneWenger
    ArseneWenger 27 дней назад +1

    Hes doing Edward g Robinson

  • solomon harris
    solomon harris Месяц назад

    Nah nigga mm mmm. I done seen some shit now

    CLEMENT2x Месяц назад

    Am selling weed nigga 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Logan Aidan
    Logan Aidan Месяц назад

    Everyone should be exposed to the ghetto

  • ted spoltore
    ted spoltore Месяц назад

    Best comedian ever.

  • 4L BDAWG
    4L BDAWG Месяц назад

    Dave a straight fool 😭

  • Denise Abrams
    Denise Abrams Месяц назад

    Lmao dav chappelle funny as hell

  • yyz
    yyz Месяц назад

    One of the best skits from one of the best comedians ever!

  • OSD
    OSD Месяц назад

    Damn, Chappelle is pretty young here.

  • Janice Ward
    Janice Ward Месяц назад


  • Candice Bsiley
    Candice Bsiley Месяц назад

    I'm looking for a black cat , with her eyes plucked OUT, tell me have you seen her, a black CAT with her eyes plucked OUT

  • Gino Arigo
    Gino Arigo Месяц назад

    Baby: “I’m selling weed nigga!”
    I fucking died.

  • Ricardo Tate
    Ricardo Tate Месяц назад

    Hey how doing, am like find how r u😂😂😀

  • Alyosha 1981
    Alyosha 1981 Месяц назад

    Fu$$ you ni$$a i got kids to feed😂😂😂😂

  • PrincejeffyPS3
    PrincejeffyPS3 Месяц назад

    That baby a demon. I don seen this before... little kids in the night. Time to hop on the NOPE train

  • Mememem Toot
    Mememem Toot Месяц назад

    Probably the smartest joke ever written. Still just as relevant today.
    Funny as fuck, but also speaks volumes.

  • Mr. NobodySpecial
    Mr. NobodySpecial Месяц назад

    the crackhead part was the point i almost chocked laughin :DDDD

  • Kevzete
    Kevzete Месяц назад

    Hey, get outta here cracky! xD

  • 令等
    令等 Месяц назад

    "I just bought weed, from an infant."
    Fuck me, I'm dead.

  • Oh Gee! Champion!
    Oh Gee! Champion! Месяц назад +1

    "They sprinkled some crack on him he got back up." Lols

  • TaKyra Allen
    TaKyra Allen Месяц назад

    I had a cab ride like this😂😂 the driver had to drop off their baby momma and they had me feed them in the back in the way there😂😂😭😭

  • Charlie Dillon
    Charlie Dillon Месяц назад

    Niggers be jumping up and down in the seats like they was up in the Apollo.

  • Banana Bandana
    Banana Bandana Месяц назад

    The real Dave Chappell before the clone!!!

  • Joshua Carrico
    Joshua Carrico Месяц назад

    His voice taste like weed. You ever notice that?

  • Jhon Sebastián Candia
    Jhon Sebastián Candia Месяц назад

    The old baby on a corner trick XD

  • Stuart K. Seels
    Stuart K. Seels Месяц назад


  • Sanctus Vianney
    Sanctus Vianney Месяц назад

    2018 is he still alive?

  • richard mitchell
    richard mitchell Месяц назад

    rip dave chappelle you will be missed!

  • roger harmon
    roger harmon Месяц назад

    goddamn i love you chappelle XD

  • Jessy C
    Jessy C Месяц назад

    Omg 😂😂😂

  • Seth Taylor
    Seth Taylor Месяц назад

    Omg. Thank you. Fo this. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Phil Pain
    Phil Pain Месяц назад

    My eyes.. why?

  • Phil Pain
    Phil Pain Месяц назад

    How you like that?

    VADERZ SCOWL Месяц назад

    Only one joke segment is funnier than this. Mudbone little feets Richard Pryor! Rip Rich

  • Platypus Paws
    Platypus Paws Месяц назад

    I wonder if he fired his driver.....

  • DonnaSean
    DonnaSean Месяц назад

    This will never get old

  • Mason Flatt
    Mason Flatt 2 месяца назад +2

    was Dave Chappelle being driven by BlastphamousHD?

  • sasanka 99
    sasanka 99 2 месяца назад


  • Chris Taylor
    Chris Taylor 2 месяца назад +1

    This guy is a Black peter Kay, he just tells jokes about every day life that are funny as there so true (makes sense to me anyway)

  • Irena Deacon Henriquez
    Irena Deacon Henriquez 2 месяца назад

    Baby selling weed hahaha sad but hillarious 😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • Tareq Rubai
    Tareq Rubai 2 месяца назад

    Hey get outta here cracky haha

  • piecesofme
    piecesofme 2 месяца назад

    7.8 million people have watched this anti-black racist joke.

  • 80sriceman
    80sriceman 2 месяца назад

    "When you're taken to the ghetto and you're not expecting to go", I did that to my wife when we first started dating! 😂

  • Seven Eleven
    Seven Eleven 2 месяца назад

    That happened to me when my ex took me to a hood in California to see her grandma and left me in the car😂😂

  • Kanard Mauk Jr.
    Kanard Mauk Jr. 2 месяца назад


  • Pineappletaco
    Pineappletaco 2 месяца назад

    Take Detroit and Chicago out of the equation, and the U.S.A. is one of the safest nations in the world.

  • Brad D
    Brad D 2 месяца назад

    A fuckin crack hear ran this way 😂😂

  • No Name
    No Name 2 месяца назад

    get outta here cracky

  • Gabe camp
    Gabe camp 2 месяца назад

    Spm wind blows

  • Ali Z
    Ali Z 2 месяца назад

    Number 1# Black is Dave Chappelle! Way better than Obama!

  • Ali Z
    Ali Z 2 месяца назад

    Blacks are totally cool

  • Roy Campbell
    Roy Campbell 2 месяца назад

    Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed

  • orenoishadoukuurass
    orenoishadoukuurass 2 месяца назад

    Hard nips 1:42

  • Bossman 66
    Bossman 66 2 месяца назад

    Dave come back my brotha!!!

  • Stefan Scroggins
    Stefan Scroggins 2 месяца назад

    I knew that this would be fucked up but this was great

  • Mason French
    Mason French 3 месяца назад

    6:54 and at that point you realize that’s a midget.

  • lizzydakid
    lizzydakid 3 месяца назад

    get outta here cracky!

  • Yyyyzyyy
    Yyyyzyyy 3 месяца назад

    I honestly don't find Dave Chappelle funny.

  • daniellekingdjk3
    daniellekingdjk3 3 месяца назад

    a black Edward G Robinson.Thats funny

  • epicface3609
    epicface3609 3 месяца назад

    2018 still funny 💀

  • Mr Unique74
    Mr Unique74 3 месяца назад

    @2:30 Chris Tucker mode

  • Colton W
    Colton W 3 месяца назад +1

    Someone need to make a animation of this lol

  • Alexander Reyes
    Alexander Reyes 3 месяца назад

    I was thinking of this during an inspection for ROTC, it was super hard not to laugh 😂😂

  • Josuke Ruins Everything.
    Josuke Ruins Everything. 3 месяца назад +1

    Never knew Micheal Jackson was a limo driver lmao

  • P-baby
    P-baby 3 месяца назад

    my favorite dave chapelle joke; i remember watching this on tv.

  • red homeskillet
    red homeskillet 3 месяца назад

    Crackheads behave like splicers from Bioshock in Dave's stories

  • Hannah
    Hannah 3 месяца назад

    i could watch this forever

  • WatchFix
    WatchFix 3 месяца назад

    You know when a comedian is legendary when literally every line from a clip is quote-worthy.

  • William Haase
    William Haase 3 месяца назад

    Baby, hey baby. It's late shouldn't you be inside ? Fuck you Dave, I'm trying to do some work here..... Lol

  • Sonny Pelzman
    Sonny Pelzman 3 месяца назад

    ''I'm selling weed nigga!!'' LMAO

  • Horizon
    Horizon 3 месяца назад

    “Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed” 🤣🤣

  • josh ThisIsStupid
    josh ThisIsStupid 3 месяца назад

    2:07 what everyone came to see.