Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2019
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  • James Hubbell
    James Hubbell День назад


  • Pegasus
    Pegasus День назад +1

    Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  • Ivone de Figueiredo
    Ivone de Figueiredo День назад

    Pointillism! Good one.

  • James Smithe
    James Smithe 2 дня назад

    So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  • hawkeye5955
    hawkeye5955 2 дня назад

    From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  • Mark Dowse
    Mark Dowse 2 дня назад

    First World problems............

  • Cheers Queers
    Cheers Queers 2 дня назад

    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

    COLOURED LIONESS 2 дня назад

    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  • Em Boy
    Em Boy 2 дня назад +1

    She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  • junglechick13
    junglechick13 3 дня назад

    I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

  • Caf3in3
    Caf3in3 3 дня назад

    she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  • superhavi
    superhavi 3 дня назад

    4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  • Cs Mitchell
    Cs Mitchell 3 дня назад

    Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  • Dana Bennett
    Dana Bennett 3 дня назад

    That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  • misium
    misium 3 дня назад

    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it?
    Crush? Crash?

  • Lela Kovarik
    Lela Kovarik 3 дня назад

    I know how to restore paintings.

  • Monique Ruriha
    Monique Ruriha 3 дня назад

    Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  • Adrian Goldsmith
    Adrian Goldsmith 3 дня назад

    Uou cxxx

  • Ph@tMantv
    Ph@tMantv 3 дня назад

    I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  • Vi W
    Vi W 4 дня назад

    As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 4 дня назад

    I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

    HENRY THE RC CAR 4 дня назад +1

    👂 👈 🤔

  • Reverend Howl
    Reverend Howl 4 дня назад

    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  • Sunny
    Sunny 4 дня назад

    As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  • Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
    Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots 4 дня назад


  • Burnell Browne
    Burnell Browne 4 дня назад +2

    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  • Julian Porter
    Julian Porter 4 дня назад

    It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  • jcllings
    jcllings 4 дня назад

    I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  • George Chiqovani
    George Chiqovani 4 дня назад

    OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  • pkunkbwok
    pkunkbwok 4 дня назад

    your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  • DoctorWeeTodd
    DoctorWeeTodd 4 дня назад

    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

    • DoctorWeeTodd
      DoctorWeeTodd 3 дня назад

      +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 3 дня назад

      "entered the United States" that a euphamism?

  • Rae Lynn
    Rae Lynn 4 дня назад

    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  • January Baby
    January Baby 4 дня назад

    So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch 4 дня назад

    That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  • Pyro gaming
    Pyro gaming 4 дня назад +1

    Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  • Daemoncles RatHeir
    Daemoncles RatHeir 4 дня назад

    In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony:
    "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  • rpbsjy
    rpbsjy 4 дня назад

    News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  • EbbWeaver
    EbbWeaver 4 дня назад

    Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  • Chase
    Chase 4 дня назад

    I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  • Liana Lanteigne
    Liana Lanteigne 4 дня назад

    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  • Michele
    Michele 4 дня назад

    Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  • calkinsb0713
    calkinsb0713 4 дня назад +1


  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 4 дня назад

    @ 4:30
    It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 4 дня назад

    There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-)
    Let "them" ride the waves!
    IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert!
    Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  • George Catlin
    George Catlin 4 дня назад

    the queen is evil

  • I Created An Account For This
    I Created An Account For This 4 дня назад

    It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  • Noopur Raval
    Noopur Raval 4 дня назад

    Sausage guy is Dwight

  • Veloflex
    Veloflex 4 дня назад

    Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 4 дня назад

    My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  • John Larkin
    John Larkin 4 дня назад

    Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  • captlaserrage
    captlaserrage 4 дня назад

    I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 4 дня назад

    Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
    Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  • North Pittman
    North Pittman 4 дня назад

    Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  • adrienne gellman
    adrienne gellman 4 дня назад

    Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 5 дней назад +1

    Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!!
    (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 5 дней назад +1

    Вы серьёзно?
    У американцев даже новости это комедия?
    Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего.
    Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 3 дня назад

      Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 3 дня назад +1

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 3 дня назад

      Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 3 дня назад

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 3 дня назад

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ just killed my joke with your reply.....

  • TheMrVengeance
    TheMrVengeance 5 дней назад

    I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

    LIFE WITH MEVA 5 дней назад

    this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Claire Bear
    Claire Bear 5 дней назад


  • Deborah Roby
    Deborah Roby 5 дней назад

    Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  • Rocky Lion
    Rocky Lion 5 дней назад

    What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  • J.T. B
    J.T. B 5 дней назад

    Deep state tool

  • Chris M
    Chris M 5 дней назад

    The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 5 дней назад

    Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  • Son of a Gun
    Son of a Gun 5 дней назад

    we dont care about the queen.
    that meat place was more interesting

  • Doorhenge
    Doorhenge 5 дней назад

    Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  • Kinga Kristóf
    Kinga Kristóf 5 дней назад

    Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  • astaraelsget
    astaraelsget 5 дней назад

    That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  • Jaxon K
    Jaxon K 5 дней назад

    the wurst business plan

  • Meredith Sexton
    Meredith Sexton 5 дней назад


  • The Prime Suspect
    The Prime Suspect 5 дней назад

    Orange man bad

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 5 дней назад +2

    That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  • yidingcao
    yidingcao 5 дней назад

    Stephen’s British accent though. lol

  • Piotr Swat
    Piotr Swat 5 дней назад

    Hey! You better believe it!

  • Tanujaa Ravikumar
    Tanujaa Ravikumar 5 дней назад +1

    His impression of us 😂

  • Tanujaa Ravikumar
    Tanujaa Ravikumar 5 дней назад +1

    Watching this as a Brit... 😂

  • Dara. Oloye
    Dara. Oloye 5 дней назад +2

    *pulls out meat scepter *

  • 306 Motovlogs
    306 Motovlogs 5 дней назад

    Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

  • Maximilien Robespierre
    Maximilien Robespierre 5 дней назад

    Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal 5 дней назад

    The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

  • An Marllo
    An Marllo 5 дней назад

    Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

    • nula1998
      nula1998 5 дней назад

      I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

  • Troy Shen
    Troy Shen 5 дней назад +1

    How late could It Be

  • Sandra C
    Sandra C 5 дней назад

    So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

  • Jared Maples
    Jared Maples 5 дней назад

    The slag heap

  • Kevin Mcneil
    Kevin Mcneil 5 дней назад

    I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

  • Michael Arthur
    Michael Arthur 5 дней назад

    Queen is evil af

  • murdy1975
    murdy1975 5 дней назад


  • darksideofthemoon
    darksideofthemoon 5 дней назад

    Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

  • Mr BeardedGamer
    Mr BeardedGamer 5 дней назад

    Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

  • John Baker
    John Baker 5 дней назад

    I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

  • KieranDyck
    KieranDyck 5 дней назад

    I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny

  • Kurt Ironmonger
    Kurt Ironmonger 5 дней назад

    Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

  • Kurt Ironmonger
    Kurt Ironmonger 5 дней назад

    The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

  • Richard Pasquin
    Richard Pasquin 5 дней назад

    When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK!
    “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

  • Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo
    Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo 5 дней назад +1

    El chapo’s thanos planning

  • Terry Bonnell
    Terry Bonnell 5 дней назад

    Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.

  • Nina Clauselli
    Nina Clauselli 5 дней назад

    Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!

  • tom kat
    tom kat 5 дней назад


  • tom kat
    tom kat 5 дней назад


  • Bimon Solivar
    Bimon Solivar 5 дней назад +1

    Wow, the German accent was really good, well done Stefan Kollbähr!