Trying Blossom’s Fake Food Life Hacks

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  • Published on Jun 14, 2019
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Comments • 8 666

  • Nathan Ross
    Nathan Ross 3 hours ago

    Did no one notice that the BAD coffee was supposed to float, and the GOOD coffee was supposed to sink?
    Moral: beans roasted in March are superior

  • charli drawss
    charli drawss 4 hours ago

    I love how the camera moves everytime anyrhing happens

  • Jessive Movedude
    Jessive Movedude 4 hours ago

    the saltwater is cloudy because of the anticlumping agent-- usually calcium carbonate or chalk. But there's nothing wrong with that, the reason they add calcium carbonate is to stop the individual pieces of salt to stick together when you have, for example, the Morton's can of salt. if you dont want those evil chalks in your salt just get a salt grinder.

  • Kuvar Pather
    Kuvar Pather 5 hours ago

    Hacked

  • Unman THE PUMPKIN
    Unman THE PUMPKIN 8 hours ago

    17:57 top of the screen 'women like you'... He's a man.

  • I am Solly
    I am Solly 12 hours ago +1

    you bought me with that hamilton pic in the background.

  • Chib 7
    Chib 7 13 hours ago +1

    *Cough* Danny Gonzales *Cough* *Cough*

  • Rizza Abenoja
    Rizza Abenoja 15 hours ago

    CALCIUM IS NOT A FUCKING METAL
    BLOSSOM!!!!!

  • SDRIFTER Abdlmounaim
    SDRIFTER Abdlmounaim 16 hours ago

    congratz on 900k boi

  • T.R TOM
    T.R TOM 16 hours ago

    I'm a Chinese, let me tell you this, all the fake food "news" is fake.
    And yes we are responsible for starting it.
    Sorry.

  • Identify Lists
    Identify Lists 17 hours ago

    Hears a theory
    You know that blossom pfp
    The pfp is from a baby show
    So there probably still watching the baby show
    I KNOW

  • Got a life? Or nah
    Got a life? Or nah 17 hours ago +1

    Fun fact: the reason why table salt is visible is because table salt has an ingredient called anti evaporation agent that makes it so salt can’t clump together, because if not added, salt shakers would be useless because no salt would come out because salt will naturally clump back together, so when coated in this agent, the salt is harder to dissolve in water, but when or if it does, the agent will just float in the water, making the water translucent or not as clear, but now some shakers have been made that don’t have the agent, but with those the salt is clumped up and you have to grind the salt down for it to come out and the source blossom used for the coffee actually stated the opposite of what their video said, just shows how truthful they are, and the coffee part is wrong like everything they said, the finer the coffee is ground, the more it sinks, the more coarse the coffee is ground, the more it floats, and finally if the rice had extra bits of plastic in it, it would cost more to put plastic in it than just having all rice, because of how cheap rice is

  • brayden petty
    brayden petty 18 hours ago

    I have looked at all kinds of cheese through the microwave, I think I know what time to use for each cheese haha ty though. Yes it is different

  • Trikie Dik
    Trikie Dik 19 hours ago +2

    5:31 - My lighter died, so my roommate happens to have HER DAB TORCH HANDY we can use hahahah

  • Isabel Weld
    Isabel Weld 20 hours ago

    Did anyone else see how to cook that roast Blossom

  • AlphaswordYT
    AlphaswordYT 20 hours ago

    I have never became a hoodie crab

  • Calder White
    Calder White 21 hour ago

    the cheese one is low fat cheese that might also lack sodium citrate

  • Thesugarbowl
    Thesugarbowl 23 hours ago

    ruclip.com/video/vSBSzWmjXO0/video.html
    Watch this video. It’s by an actual food scientist who debunked all the thugs in the video

  • spectral spectra
    spectral spectra 23 hours ago

    Calcium isn't even magnetic lol

  • Gavin Brian
    Gavin Brian 23 hours ago

    does this man have braces???

  • cooper scoops
    cooper scoops 23 hours ago

    Someone else found out that some of them are true that u seid is fake

  • Andus Mcabu
    Andus Mcabu Day ago

    With cheese, how well it meltes or burns will depend on the fat content. The higher the fat content, the better it melts. Low fat cheese is harder to melt and burns easier.

  • Dylan and James Gaming

    America:
    -Processed
    -Artificial
    -OrAnGe!

  • Agaettis
    Agaettis Day ago

    The rice thing was totally something that happened in china

  • Eniel Gladiator
    Eniel Gladiator Day ago

    Blossom: *KNOW. THE FOOD. YOU EAT.*
    Jarvis: Know the food I eat? *You clearly don't.*
    Best fucking comeback ever...

  • Stephen Widger
    Stephen Widger Day ago

    first off, ALL CHEESE IS PROCESSED. ALL. OF. IT. IS. PROCESSED. MILK.

  • twenty one cries for help

    Honestly the wax one is the one that strangely annoys me the most. It's not a secret in fact they tell you to wash of the wax. The wax is edible though either way but it's just to keep it fresher during flight/travel. It's common fucking knowledge

  • funstuff81girl
    funstuff81girl Day ago

    Your lisp is beautiful and as a fellow lisper, I'm here for it.

  • 8 eyed guy
    8 eyed guy Day ago

    Adds salt to sandwich.
    Everyone:
    Blossom: they are adding poisonous sodium chloride to our food, watch our videos to see how to stop it!

  • Sarah Slayzzz
    Sarah Slayzzz Day ago

    Do you miss Ironman, Jarvis?

  • NTron LSepticeye

    Wait, wait, wait......... ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

  • Hansy
    Hansy Day ago

    If only kids had to use a separate (heavily monitored) internet, all these clowns / channels wouldn't exist. So many people who manipulate and deceive children and exploiting their lack of critical thinking.

  • Nick Hannam
    Nick Hannam Day ago

    I love how he put so much effort into the coffee bit, but still managed to get it completely wrong

  • SPeterJamesN
    SPeterJamesN Day ago

    love that grindr sound effect.

  • reverse ASIAN Still Billy BOB

    Wtf they made the rice wrong you NEED WATER so it wouldn’t like eating tiny pieces of edible rock

  • Vaullu s
    Vaullu s Day ago

    Just found the channel and have yet to sub but got to give this a like 1 min in just for that advert. Always love to see a creator having fun and adding a skit in with their paid promotion.
    On a side note, companies that pay for these should take note of that and encourage it as much as possible. From everything I've seen, both as a fan of something and seen of other fans, we like to see our RUclip creator enjoying their work.
    EDIT: Just in case it could be misconstrued, extra work should never be forced.

  • M.L. CH
    M.L. CH Day ago

    Chinese food might be fake.
    But US and EU have stricter regulations.
    08:40 eating iron like that doesn't do much the stomach just oxidates it and it passes throught them guts. But for you to absorb it, it must be bound in an other molecule.

  • SapphireCyborg
    SapphireCyborg Day ago

    To extend the cheese thing: the “processed” cheese is actually just lower fat. The “natural” cheese is a higher fat. Fat melts, so the “natural” cheese is gonna be more drippy while the “processed” cheese is just gonna burn. Also with the vitamins, uh, melting points are a thing??? For different materials???

  • Midnut Stor
    Midnut Stor Day ago

    You CAN'T be mad at that sponsor though.

  • Rin Cho
    Rin Cho Day ago

    how do u have better blueface than aladdin

  • Derp lololol
    Derp lololol Day ago

    The braincells of the content creators of blossom must be in the negatives.

  • SansFan210
    SansFan210 Day ago

    Why do people keep talking about PewDiePie? I've never had that pie flavor. How does it taste?

  • Introsomnilad fríѕkєrdσσdlє

    So many great things came from this. Imma just watch this over and over...Beans roasted in MARCH!!! Hah!

  • FonchCakes
    FonchCakes Day ago

    Oh god I got pranked twice, I'm such and idiot

  • AK
    AK Day ago

    I want to know the 4k 9 year olds who disliked you exposing shitty YT content😂

  • FLAMINGtail PRODUCTIONS

    If you put your cat in the oven; it explodes. Cats=Chemicals

  • trashlol yeet
    trashlol yeet Day ago

    does he have a Hamilton playbill

  • Titanfail
    Titanfail Day ago

    Delicious, finally some good fu**ing food.

  • TheCharbeeClub
    TheCharbeeClub Day ago

    8:23 Okay okay okay. Are these magnetic rocks? Cause not all rocks/metals are magnetic. Or, did they just crunch up some magnets to scare brainless people into thinking baby food is bad for their children?

  • Slimebojr 1
    Slimebojr 1 Day ago

    Low fat cheese dose not melt higher fat cheese dose blossom spreading false information.

  • Looking In With Victor B

    Whole milk isn't milk with 96% fat removed.... It just means the total amount of fat vs milk is 96:4.... Which is how much fat a cow produces in it's milk to begin with, hence whole.
    Else you wouldn't be milking a cow, you'd be desliming it.

  • Alexa Faie
    Alexa Faie Day ago

    The peas being bad would make sense if you went back to the late 1800s, early 1900s because some unscrupulous manufacturers would put copper sulphate in with peas when bottled to make them look more fresh and more green, but copper sulphate can be lethal. The process to preserve them in bottles stripped them of their natural colour and could make them look a lot less appetising. There were many court cases where companies were fined for endangering people. More recently in 2015, there were crackdowns after it was found that some market stall holders in Hyderabad, India had been using copper sulphate to dye the green vegetables so they'd look greener, contravening the Prevention of Food Adulteration Act.

  •  Day ago

    I never sub on the first video but the food/feed joke

  • Alexa Faie
    Alexa Faie Day ago

    Who puts wax on vegetables anyway? That's not even really a thing. At least not here.

    • Lucifer Bailey
      Lucifer Bailey 8 hours ago

      Big companies put a thin layer of was on vegetables to keep the shine, colour and give it a longer shelf life

  • Joe King
    Joe King Day ago

    Bro if my milk isn’t 100% fat, I ain’t eating it.

  • Luna Marie
    Luna Marie Day ago

    Most salt has anti caking additives which help prevent the salt rocks from sticking together any whiteness from salt in water is from those additives

    • Luna Marie
      Luna Marie Day ago

      Shogin Yan does he say it in the video I’m confused

    • Shogin Yan
      Shogin Yan Day ago

      Where did you hear that from ( he says even though he is 70% he knows)

  • Kellyann Taylor
    Kellyann Taylor Day ago

    Idk who you are but I love you 😆

  • Meowstix
    Meowstix Day ago

    Turns out that my cranberry juice isn't cranberry, it's a melted bowling ball. Thanks Internet


    Also, Roasted In March

  • R Marsh
    R Marsh Day ago

    Plot twist it is March

  • C & C Miller
    C & C Miller Day ago

    3:08


    Ok, be honest. We have all wanted to do that once of twice

  • R Marsh
    R Marsh Day ago

    Fun fact the wax is actually natural

  • really ordinary piece of water

    *you know you’re safe when you have a freaking flamethrower*

  • Karl H.
    Karl H. Day ago

    Little known fact. The only way you can find out if your chicken nuggets are real unless you put them in hydrochloric acid. If they melt, they’re real.


    Too bad ya cant eat disintegrated nuggets.
    Hey blossom- this isn’t real. It’s a J O K E.

  • Sarah McCord
    Sarah McCord Day ago +2

    "How to cook that" assesses the validity of blossoms BS and explains with different points using baking science :)

    • GRIFFITHS Vlogs
      GRIFFITHS Vlogs 23 hours ago +1

      I watched it last night was pretty cool especially when she mixes all the meats together with the meat glue

  • Mildred Cordero
    Mildred Cordero 2 days ago

    I want my 10 kites back! Fkng moron.

  • Samantha Kilker
    Samantha Kilker 2 days ago

    7:57 You CAN eat rice raw. But it might get stuck on your teeth. -P-

  • Weirdo Loner
    Weirdo Loner 2 days ago +2

    Everyone's just going to ignore that Thersa has a frickin' FLAMETHROWER!!!!

    • Ahmed Yazdhaan
      Ahmed Yazdhaan 8 hours ago

      Its actually a blow torch and he probably said flamethrower to be funny.
      P.S. no one is really ignoring that
      P.S.S. sorry for being the party pooper

  • IsuxAtDrawing
    IsuxAtDrawing 2 days ago

    Umm... Actually, I'm *a fu***** *moron* and believe that this guy, is false.

  • HARNIT KAUR
    HARNIT KAUR 2 days ago +1

    I was born in March :(

  • CreaxyGHG
    CreaxyGHG 2 days ago

    Poor Channel just looking for somethin to roast but ur way to dumb for it