How Humans Broke the Game

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  • Cedon Zar
    Cedon Zar 23 hours ago

    What documentary do the scenes in this video come from?

  • dreamqast
    dreamqast Day ago

    Hey, do you know when the Moon and Mars servers are coming out?

  • jason lul
    jason lul Day ago

    Mozambique here !!1:47

  • Mahtan Amandil
    Mahtan Amandil 2 days ago

    Infighting is not a weakness it is the reason they developed as far as they have today...

  • Otto Von Bismarck
    Otto Von Bismarck 2 days ago

    Most of humanities weapons have just been sticks with deadly intentions. Think on that.

  • Nick moreno
    Nick moreno 2 days ago


  • hey you
    hey you 4 days ago

    Man, I'm tired people giving me shit for being a human main. Yeah, we do a lot of fucked up shit that is unforgiveable and its something we need to work on. At the same time we're constantly reaching new heights and are pushing the game to limits most would have thougt are impossible just a few years ago. Even if we end up getting nerfed and the next patch will change the environment in a way we can't adapt fast enough we are going to persist and find new innovative ways to survive and thrive. This doesn't even touch on how we are the only class that is getting close to unlocking and mastering the "genetical engineering skill", which lets us meddle with some high level client-sided code in a way where we can give us stat boosts and new effects

  • LionelMessi 10
    LionelMessi 10 5 days ago +1

    The only build that can counter the human build is the Karen build

  • Das Fuhrer
    Das Fuhrer 5 days ago

    Get fucked, humans = best

  • Elmar A. Hannah
    Elmar A. Hannah 5 days ago

    Shit, I really need to get Curiosity Stream. But there is still so much on Netflix that I haven't seen yet. Need to finish that and then start binging some awesome prehistoric documentaries.

  • Solveig Lindberg
    Solveig Lindberg 5 days ago

    The human mains are at the point now where they are looking into doing arbitrary code execution right now. If the devs don’t do anything they might just lose all semblance of control over their game

  • Au ser
    Au ser 6 days ago

    The devs actually nerfed humans by giving men a long amount of time to cool down the cum ability

  • spazz man
    spazz man 6 days ago

    Actually sabertooths liked the cold but whatever.

  • K A M I
    K A M I 6 days ago

    there are no evidence of Clashing between the Neanderthal Faction and the Sapience

  • KeyBoard ,inK
    KeyBoard ,inK 7 days ago

    Humans were the top build until the dolphins rose up to challenge them for the thrown dun dun dun

  • theultimatemadman
    theultimatemadman 7 days ago

    The size of the brain didn't matter. Homo Sapiens were a more intelligent build and had actually had a larger brain to body ratio than Homo Neanderthalis.

  • Ok this is epic
    Ok this is epic 7 days ago

    The nuclear holocaust patch might ban humans pretty soon

  • Aiden Kane
    Aiden Kane 8 days ago

    You could say humans were a rag-tag team.
    They stood against all odds and eventually came out on top.

  • Ezekiel Goldberg II
    Ezekiel Goldberg II 8 days ago +2

    Out of Africa theory is disproven but good video otherwise.

    • The Cheap Pencil Show
      The Cheap Pencil Show 8 days ago +1

      I looked that up and the first five sources were lame article sights which claim the FUCKING RICE GUM IS AN ICON,

  • Random Guy
    Random Guy 9 days ago +1

    WHAT WAS THAT DOCUMENTARY! That cgi is better than lots of movies out today! Its not everyday a documentary has stunning cg

  • Hyrule Legend
    Hyrule Legend 9 days ago +2

    >there's an alternate timeline where neanderthals won and I could've been buff and smarter

    • Aiden Kane
      Aiden Kane 8 days ago

      You wouldn''t have better stats, you just wouldn't have been born.

  • LarenSSX
    LarenSSX 11 days ago +1

    I don’t understand why the devs would nerf the Black Plague which was literally one of the best counters against human mains. I honestly believe the devs are brain dead. This is why this game is dying.

    • The Trihairngle
      The Trihairngle 6 days ago +2

      Probably cuz the devs are human mains. The game can't be somewhat balanced with this character bias. They're now trying to add some sort of world peace, so that all human mains will not fight each other, making them even more broken. This is a serious problem. Soon the entire tierlist will be based on only "who's the best matchup against humans" and nothing else.

  • Atticus Colucy
    Atticus Colucy 11 days ago

    Africa’s Desolate Land ability.

  • Matt black
    Matt black 11 days ago

    grong moment

  • Kuba havlíček
    Kuba havlíček 13 days ago +1

    Of course humans are OP as fuck we´re not kings of earth for no reason.

  • Nick Allen
    Nick Allen 14 days ago

    Evolution fake doe

  • blunt.
    blunt. 14 days ago +3

    Everybody gangstar until Humans get a hold of stand arrows

  • Baka Crazy
    Baka Crazy 14 days ago +1

    I still want to change the class. Can I be a hamster or something like that? I don't like humans that much...

  • Robin Hanning
    Robin Hanning 14 days ago

    Cryptid Apes first appear middle of 1.3.1 in Mongolia for Old World style new world old world style Montana

  • MrFiltry69
    MrFiltry69 14 days ago +4

    So in the beta version of humans we thrive thanks to collaboration, and then the Sapiens thought it would be good if they start to combat in PvP. Wait, what the heck

  • Undead Comet
    Undead Comet 14 days ago +3

    I was playing dark souls while watching your vids, and that intro gave me a heart attack.

  • Uncle Phil
    Uncle Phil 15 days ago +1

    neanderthals didn't lose, they merged.

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic 15 days ago


  • Steraphite
    Steraphite 15 days ago

    Mozambique here

  • Klaus Maier
    Klaus Maier 16 days ago +1

    It is not realistic that neanderthales has a better mobility
    It is proved that He wasnt that fast because of his weight and his size

  • garlic69
    garlic69 17 days ago +4

    humans got so bored of dominating the weaker classes that they started fighting eachother. what a flex

  • Valentijn De Sierlijke Valkyrie Samantha Max Const

    A subtle reference to wars being our weaknesses. I like it! ^^

  • ieatpilli
    ieatpilli 17 days ago +1

    Quick comment: the Neanderthal men probably fucked Homosapien omen because they’ve were stronger than the Homosapien men

  • Arian Kurdo
    Arian Kurdo 17 days ago +1

    uhh Humans will go against eachother they have bunch of debuffs like greed, jelousy, etc.
    there are some exceptions like if i get lucky and get a shiny.
    oh and you shoulf prob put some points into swimming and water awareness others usually neglect this skill but its really important to find other players with really good loot

  • just a dude with a pencil

    I don't make games, let alone mmo's, but I think it'd be really cool if we had an online role-playing game simular to spore that gives you the ability to either start as a single cell organism and build your class overtime like an irl month, or to pick a pre existing class that was built by other players in the game
    Maybe it would take place on an alien planet simular and around the same size to earth that would change and have it's own ages.
    It'd take strategy to surviving to other players, and you would have evolution points that you would put into certain traits to put into your species
    I think it'd be a fun concept for a game, and also very hard to make, but still fun

  • br33z13
    br33z13 18 days ago +1

    I'm still mad about the neanderthal build. Way better players who were more skilled and only lost because homosapiens sapiens players were fucking noobs who 5v1 in order to win.

  • Nik Z
    Nik Z 18 days ago +1

    The worst antagonist to humans are humans

  • Sietse Van Overstraeten
    Sietse Van Overstraeten 18 days ago +1

    Another fun fact:
    Another reason sapiens out competed Neanderthal was because the Sapiens were much more capable in communication thus moving in bigger and more organised groups than neanderthals.

  • Sietse Van Overstraeten
    Sietse Van Overstraeten 18 days ago +1

    If those last 10 000 sapiens didnt go boinky we would not exist

  • Jim Bob Cooter
    Jim Bob Cooter 18 days ago

    I hope the Global Warming balance patch bans humans

  • Radioactive Pugman
    Radioactive Pugman 18 days ago +1

    peta needs to be banned they are corral camping

  • Incognito_Blazer
    Incognito_Blazer 18 days ago +1

    Humans: Literally creating things to be bigger threats against each other out of boredom because nothing else stands a chance
    Legit, think about it: We got so bored of having Zero challenges that we're making robots and drones just to have even more dangerous things to fight

  • Dylan Otto
    Dylan Otto 19 days ago +1

    Goddamn dude why r u not a history professor in Harvard or sth?

  • Godot is waiting
    Godot is waiting 20 days ago +1

    I'd argue the legendary two-hand weapons refered to as "Spear" remained relevant untill that one PVP event in the human guild that they refer to as 14-18

  • JuanM Chavira
    JuanM Chavira 20 days ago +1

    The new meta is space age

  • Suzanne F.
    Suzanne F. 20 days ago


  • Pedro Barbosa Duarte
    Pedro Barbosa Duarte 21 day ago +2

    6:11 so this is where europeans got their kink for fighting and war

  • YoshiBroccoli
    YoshiBroccoli 21 day ago +1

    Not that hard just go to general settings and set it to pve lol

  • alex the meme
    alex the meme 21 day ago

    Failed chance to do a mafia city meme

  • Konsert
    Konsert 21 day ago +2

    The most useless patch is the homosexuals.

    • Aiden Kane
      Aiden Kane 8 days ago

      Oh my god, if the next species of humans ends up being Homo Sexuals I'm going to laugh.

  • Matt D
    Matt D 21 day ago

    I like how the European cold apparently only gave white people bulkier builds. It definitely didn't contribute to selecting for intellect, nope no sirree.

  • GrowArmyGt Vo
    GrowArmyGt Vo 22 days ago

    Is this a game or is it something else I need to know or is this just like describing evolution and animals and stuff in a game format.

    • GrowArmyGt Vo
      GrowArmyGt Vo 7 days ago

      @Aiden Kane ty I was confused asf

    • Aiden Kane
      Aiden Kane 8 days ago

      It's about history, portrayed as a game (would make a sick game though)

    • GrowArmyGt Vo
      GrowArmyGt Vo 21 day ago

      @Matt D O_o umm no?
      yes? maybe?

    • Matt D
      Matt D 21 day ago

      Are you on the spectrum

  • TEAM Er
    TEAM Er 22 days ago +2

    Every human gangsta until they add scps.

  • Moid D. Khan
    Moid D. Khan 22 days ago +1

    “Mozambique here” lmao

  • Yotsuba
    Yotsuba 22 days ago +1

    Apparently we're all black now.

  • Someguy8231
    Someguy8231 22 days ago +1

    you kinda missed how important the discovery of fire was though

  • The Lagiacrus Dude
    The Lagiacrus Dude 23 days ago +2

    So those jerks that killed me as a wooly rhino we're Neanderthals

  • Saul Gonzalez
    Saul Gonzalez 23 days ago

    What's the name of the song played around the beginning of the video?

  • an minh
    an minh 23 days ago +7

    "It kinda makes sense given other players are hardly a challenge"
    Mosquitoes: *Hold my blood*

  • Texasp12
    Texasp12 23 days ago

    I'm glad Neanderthal is still around, even if diluted.

  • Shadowking566
    Shadowking566 24 days ago

    And on the 3rd day god nerfed the humans

  • X-Tech-X
    X-Tech-X 24 days ago +2

    The humans somehow messed up, there should of been a little bleed damage in the beginning fight.

  • Rekoken2
    Rekoken2 24 days ago +1

    this channel taught me to beat up cats and dogs for xp

  • Ibraheem Kidwai
    Ibraheem Kidwai 24 days ago

    Very creative

  • Ryan Lu
    Ryan Lu 24 days ago +1

    I like how you used Pokémon music

  • The tall person with wings

    what if outside was strictly pve? instead of pvp? would humans become so redicoulasly strong? or would there be special events from maybe space that would give the humans a challange?

  • BigMad max
    BigMad max 25 days ago

    0:10 try fatroll

  • JuanM Chavira
    JuanM Chavira 25 days ago

    Humans have been in many wars most were a successful a few were falled

  • Dichter
    Dichter 25 days ago

    Devs should have stayed with the Neandertals. Even they were close to game breaking, but allowing another Homo migrate from the african server was way to stupid from them. Sapians just broke it! I hope the global warming update will get back to more marine builds. :) BTW, More Fungi! We need this patch!

  • mikoexe
    mikoexe 25 days ago

    Let's hope we don't have another special event like WW2

  • shader062maka lele
    shader062maka lele 25 days ago

    That's how humans work BTW reference to that's how mafia works explaining it for the normies

  • GnammyHamster
    GnammyHamster 25 days ago

    Humans need a big nerf, they're so OP it's not even fun anymore. If they banned dinos because they were too good they should do the same for humans.

  • Maik Rak
    Maik Rak 25 days ago

    I don't know what this is but I love it

  • Purple Products
    Purple Products 25 days ago

    I don't like this and I don't know why.
    This is a good show. I feel wrong for not liking it.

    BASNAPH CAPSLOCK 25 days ago

    What about Blue bird? Rio

  • sky
    sky 26 days ago

    your voice is ugly

  • vinh nguyen
    vinh nguyen 26 days ago

    So we became the best not because we are strong but we are so weak that we have to use our brain and social interaction to survive?

  • Gamer _
    Gamer _ 26 days ago

    So now i nhow wy humans had the longest time to evolutionize in africa but eurazia tuck the cake

  • Demo 0
    Demo 0 26 days ago

    We arent too sure if neanderthals were smarter than homosapiens and even then we are technically homosapien sapien meaning even wiser man (surely means that I dont know)

  • HaydenX
    HaydenX 26 days ago

    Wait...the animated Ardipithecus and Australopithecus scenes were by Square-Enix? E.V.O.: The Search For Eden remake/reboot/sequel confirmed?

  • Gary Tran
    Gary Tran 26 days ago

    "Infighting is its biggest weakness"
    Humans: invented nukes

  • Thelelanator lol
    Thelelanator lol 26 days ago

    The neanderthal's brain may have been bigger than the human brain, but they didn't have the ingenuity or the social abilities of homo sapiens, so they ended up losing

    • Thelelanator lol
      Thelelanator lol 26 days ago

      smh you covered everything i just said right after i said it

    • Thelelanator lol
      Thelelanator lol 26 days ago

      Like the ability to be completely immune to a certain disease that i forgot the name of

    • Thelelanator lol
      Thelelanator lol 26 days ago

      also, neanderthals bred into extinction through homo sapiens and transferred some buffs to us

    • Thelelanator lol
      Thelelanator lol 26 days ago

      The neanderthals didn't put specialization points into their intelligence so they ended up losing

  • Burrito Bowl01
    Burrito Bowl01 27 days ago +1

    *scrolls through wikipedia's page of wars*

  • Uncle Bob
    Uncle Bob 27 days ago +1

    Theres a secret Build in the game called an Otaku Build and its the most underated build in the game and everyone hates it. You have to be a human to get this build.

  • Pedch Gunya
    Pedch Gunya 27 days ago

    Level 100 mafia boss

  • The lord of cheeseyness

    but don't forget sweat is a social debuff

  • Robin Hanning
    Robin Hanning 27 days ago

    Giant Eurasian Bigfoot vs Neanderthals

  • Blan The DJ
    Blan The DJ 27 days ago

    I think the devs should nerf humans by sending one of those meteors again

  • ThatSlenderDude
    ThatSlenderDude 27 days ago

    1:36 Brings a tear to me eye

  • Devanshu Arjun
    Devanshu Arjun 27 days ago

    You only talked about Europe you shit head

  • Simon Peter
    Simon Peter 27 days ago

    Language, the greatest buff / trait in the game.

  • God
    God 27 days ago

    Sorry about this, might nerf or ban humans in the global warming update

  • Ren3gaid
    Ren3gaid 27 days ago

    The mozambique xD 1:44

  • RapidPandaStudios
    RapidPandaStudios 27 days ago

    There is also a theory that saipiens communicated better and thats what made them win over neanderthales.

  • Magnus Alexandersson
    Magnus Alexandersson 27 days ago

    So theres sapiens And all that But...

    Wheres the Attack Helicopters?