Nobody Wants to Help You Move - Key & Peele

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  • Published on Jul 29, 2019
  • A woman’s boyfriend panics when she asks him for help moving apartments.
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    Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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  • Kenneth Bilderback
    Kenneth Bilderback 6 hours ago

    I want to kill myself after watching this

  • aclock2
    aclock2 16 hours ago

    Moving house is fcking hell of a physical work. If you gonna ask your friends to do it, you better pay them deservely. For me, I'd rather pay the professional movers for my girlfriend than spending 10 hours carrying heavy shits.

  • TJ Wb
    TJ Wb 21 hour ago +1

    2:36 - that's from Star Wars

  • mekore
    mekore Day ago

    gold

  • Girrafe Man
    Girrafe Man Day ago +2

    Leaving a comment here for when I inevitably get sucked back into the key and peele cycle in about 4 months

  • Shan Muga
    Shan Muga Day ago +1

    By far this is the best response I've seen for a marriage proposal!
    "You're painting my apartment". I wish all girlfriends are this understanding!

  • Caleb Myers
    Caleb Myers Day ago +1

    Yoooo check out the420smokest. He got some bangers.



    Your welcome

  • ican't Feel
    ican't Feel 2 days ago

    My God, that guy is me...

  • daniel Pantoja
    daniel Pantoja 3 days ago

    Yall are fake fr tho

  • Cain Albertson
    Cain Albertson 4 days ago +1

    Funny, my job is actually a mover and even doing it for a living I dont want to help a damn person move

  • Kali Lane
    Kali Lane 4 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • nunya
    nunya 4 days ago

    She's Hot ! She seeing anyone ? Holler !

  • SPER
    SPER 4 days ago

    They should bring this show back

  • Jamille Mclaughlin
    Jamille Mclaughlin 5 days ago

    That's me.

  • laviler
    laviler 5 days ago

    I hate moving it is so exhausting

  • towhid imran
    towhid imran 5 days ago

    And he finally got clair :p

  • Angel G
    Angel G 5 days ago +1

    Always got to have that ring handy to make things better.

  • foodie animal
    foodie animal 5 days ago

    New Key & Peele, wooohoo 😊

  • Otto von Wolf
    Otto von Wolf 5 days ago

    I actually don't mind helping my friend's move. When my mom's passed away and we had to move out of our house, 4 of my friend's spent like 3 days helping us clear the house and pack up to move. All with my crazy bitch of an aunt acting like the fucking foreman of the project. That's true friendship, and I have always repaid the favor.

  • JOE MOMMA
    JOE MOMMA 6 days ago

    Never ask your friends to help you move!!

    • Hank Harrison
      Hank Harrison 5 days ago

      Why? Who else are you supposed to ask, assuming you have no family available?

  • Charlie Freeman
    Charlie Freeman 6 days ago

    Think about it. . .



    Over 100,000 people a day receive a speeding ticket in this country.

    That's over 41,000,0000 speeding tickets per year.

    The average speeding ticket costs $150.00.

    41,000,000 x 150.00 = $6,150,000,000 That's over 6 BILLION dollars per year in speeding ticket fines alone.

    The average raise in insurance costs for one speeding ticket over the course of 3 years is $900.00.
    Multiply 900 by 41,000,000 and you get $36,900,000,000 (36.9 BILLION dollars) in extra insurance money the insurance industry makes in a single year just from speeding tickets.

    Speeding Ticket Facts
    In the United States, on average, there are almost 1,000,000 people arrested for a DUI every year.

    Average Costs in Fines and Fees Range from $5,000 - $20,000

    Do the math and that comes to $5,000,000,000 to $20,000,000,000 In DUI FINES ALONE!

    The average auto insurance expenditure nationwide was $795 in 2007

    196,165,666 is the average number of Licensed Drivers.

    (Assuming they are good slaves and get car insurance)
    (Don't forget there are fines for driving without insurance)

    Calculating the average cost of insurance with the average number of Drivers:
    The Insurance Companies make approximately $155,951,704,470 per year!

  • Yngrid Barett
    Yngrid Barett 6 days ago

    His face... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • La Tejana Urbana
    La Tejana Urbana 6 days ago +1

    "Oh my God. I am so sorry. That I didn't plan my emotional turmoil around your move."

  • Moemedi-Mooms Mooms-Pac Shakur

    Astrid from Fringe 😄😄😄

  • カオンデンジェイソン

    Jordan is unrecognisable in this sketch. Damn he fine as Claire
    No homo

  • D_Unknown
    D_Unknown 7 days ago

    Typical guy...Always finding excuses not to help😒

  • Amos Pritchard
    Amos Pritchard 7 days ago

    Astrid!

  • Brittany Ward
    Brittany Ward 7 days ago

    This is very true.

  • DaNgEr Slime
    DaNgEr Slime 8 days ago

    When u watch porn and get caught by ur mom and try to make alot of excuses for it

  • Claudia Duran
    Claudia Duran 8 days ago +1

    It should have ended with her bodybuilding ex-boyfriend offering to help her move.

    • stevebean1234
      stevebean1234 8 days ago

      Claudia Duran agreed, could have gotten back together for the 48 hr period other relationship was on hold

  • Hiro Namikaze
    Hiro Namikaze 8 days ago

    He really do care for Claire.

  • 11111
    11111 8 days ago +91

    Peele's make-up is crazy. Didn't even recognize him.

    • earthangel
      earthangel 2 days ago +3

      @11111 lol...good one

    • 11111
      11111 2 days ago +8

      Nate Manley r/woooosh

    • Nate Manley
      Nate Manley 2 days ago +1

      That’s not Peele

  • Carla C
    Carla C 9 days ago

    He’s not the one.

  • thechrispotts
    thechrispotts 9 days ago

    That actress’s voice sounds like the voice actor for the “Alice Isn’t Dead” podcast. That’s her, isn’t it?

  • mylifeonvideo
    mylifeonvideo 9 days ago

    This reminds me of the time my friend said give me $10 and I’ll help you move a load, I gave him $20 for that one load and he made every excuse possible not to do what he said so I just forgot about it until now

  • Tiffany Kinsel
    Tiffany Kinsel 9 days ago

    Oh shit........she asks him to do something and now he wants space!!!!perfect husband material

  • C B
    C B 9 days ago

    I have a truck and if any friends/family ask to help move (which they should know better by now) I tell them "hell no, I don't even move my own shit. I hire movers, just like you should do". I tell people this every.damn.time

  • Rey Jeff
    Rey Jeff 9 days ago +7

    Back in the day my brother would keep his distance from anyone who had a moving date coming up.

  • Gavin Mann
    Gavin Mann 9 days ago +1

    HER NAME IS CLAIRE??? GOOD GOIN PIZZA BOY

  • viciousjerm
    viciousjerm 9 days ago

    That couch always looks uncomfortable 🥵

  • lIMZEY
    lIMZEY 9 days ago

    0:15 daaaaaaaamnnnnn

  • Mr. E
    Mr. E 10 days ago +1

    Why would she assume he would help her? Lol women are nuts. If you can't afford movers then you can't afford to move.

  • Quirky Girl
    Quirky Girl 10 days ago

    I love Jasika!!!

  • Devea Goss
    Devea Goss 10 days ago

    I'm never getting a pickup truck lol *EVER*

  • McRascal
    McRascal 11 days ago

    Haha it’s funny at the end how he says “I’ve course I’m gonna help you paint your apartment… when’s that’s due?” 😂🤣

  • RaidZeroHero
    RaidZeroHero 11 days ago

    Minus the moving what he says is true 100 lol

  • valerie rodriguez
    valerie rodriguez 11 days ago

    I’m dying 😵 omg I love these videos so much

  • DeathAngelHRA
    DeathAngelHRA 11 days ago

    2 different times and 2 different friends,I have helped move and had my pickup and a trailer infested with cockroaches,just from their stuff moving across town. How do you manage to infest the bed of an open trailer and pickup bed?

  • Ashley G
    Ashley G 11 days ago

    What one man won’t another man will

  • spacekitt3n
    spacekitt3n 11 days ago +8

    IM SORRY I DIDNT PLAN MY EMOTIONAL TURMOIL AROUND YOUR MOVE....lol we've all had a ridiculous argument like this

    • Hank Harrison
      Hank Harrison 5 days ago

      I haven't; I usually am glad to help a friend; and one day of hard work is a small price to pay for a good friend.

  • BigBlunder
    BigBlunder 11 days ago

    How did spending time apart change to *being together*

  • BillionaireNell 1987
    BillionaireNell 1987 11 days ago

    Wha what I would love to help u move straight lie 😂

  • Pickles ¿
    Pickles ¿ 12 days ago

    omg Claire is alive

  • Patrick Wiita
    Patrick Wiita 12 days ago +9

    A friend will help you move....A GOOD friend will help you move a dead body lol.

  • ihave a headache
    ihave a headache 12 days ago

    Key look old in that thumbnail

  • Kyore
    Kyore 12 days ago

    I swear to god, my girlfriend wants me to go get her a couch right now cuz she just got a place. Boy I’m about to pull this! My truck broke down and the trailer tires exploded! Can’t do it babez

  • Ray Carden
    Ray Carden 12 days ago +1

    He looks like a vegan Dwayne Johnson

  • Crazy Butter72
    Crazy Butter72 12 days ago +25

    If you ask your friend with a truck to help you move you owe him a tank of gas/diesel and a 30 pack of his favorite beer. No exceptions it’s even in bro code

    • Travis Harris
      Travis Harris 5 days ago

      Lol, Crazy Butter72 that's the old bro code. it needs to be updated!

  • Spruce Tree Whisperer HydroGeneration

    Just 12 hours

  • KG
    KG 12 days ago

    Am I the only person who doesn't mind helping someone move? I hate moving myself, but if you need help, I'm game. It makes me feel good because I accidently get exercise. Lol!