You're in trouble and we need to talk

  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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    Jemony Cnicket
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Comments • 10 258

  • Shrek Tastic
    Shrek Tastic Day ago

    You don’t need to live in a hole live with Shrek

  • Isabelle Morris
    Isabelle Morris Day ago

    Your mum wipes your butt lucky

  • Itzel Torres
    Itzel Torres Day ago

    “And everybody got mad at me and if that’s the case,then we need to work on the definition of an opinion” well damn,jona Cerium 😳👏🏻♥️ *sHe sNaPpeD*

  • Anna Smithson
    Anna Smithson Day ago


  • Charlie's World
    Charlie's World Day ago

    john Cena: *thE BEES*

  • Pandas For Life
    Pandas For Life Day ago

    Thank you i my not trying to charge me phone and not watch something without headphones

  • Alex Jan
    Alex Jan Day ago +1

    Did no one realise how she said 4 words per second and then said 400 words per minute. Cmon john Cena

  • CC Studiios
    CC Studiios Day ago


  • xkacey b r o k e n
    xkacey b r o k e n 2 days ago

    *Joana hits 3m*

    Father:* watches in fear*

    joana: "Mother goose ill Get the music and you the buckets and lets bake."

  • youtube likes
    youtube likes 2 days ago

    I need that pasta recipe

  • atara
    atara 2 days ago

    But if you don’t have kids......... there won’t be anymore Ceddias

  • -w- Uni-Chan -w-
    -w- Uni-Chan -w- 2 days ago

    can u read portuguese? if yes

  • Madeline Halliez
    Madeline Halliez 3 days ago

    14:01 I agree with you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. It stinks.

  • Christian Sperling
    Christian Sperling 3 days ago

    Its 6 am and John Cena killed me

  • Dj'Lisa Wyllie
    Dj'Lisa Wyllie 3 days ago

    I DONT LIKE “don’t call me angel” either! It’s 100% the bells or the clanging noise in the background which makes it unbearable af, gives me extreme sensory overload 😭 I love Lana’s part but that’s bc I love literally everything Lana does and I hate the rest of the song lmao

  • 80's bxby
    80's bxby 4 days ago

    congrats on 3 million james charles

  • Jordan Strasser
    Jordan Strasser 4 days ago

    I have the same hydro flask

  • Spilly Tea
    Spilly Tea 5 days ago

    I burned my spaghetti in the microwave

  • Itz ArtLife
    Itz ArtLife 6 days ago

    I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

  • Heen
    Heen 7 days ago

    They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT

    thrice. I could neverrrrr

  • Zoe Nehrer
    Zoe Nehrer 7 days ago

    marry me plz lol

  • Shazmin Kamali
    Shazmin Kamali 8 days ago


  • T. D.
    T. D. 8 days ago

    11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

  • Tearani Wikohika
    Tearani Wikohika 8 days ago

    your hair looks great!!

  • Lily Ferazzi
    Lily Ferazzi 8 days ago +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

  • Carli Cartisser
    Carli Cartisser 8 days ago

    Whats Harry Potter

  • James Barret
    James Barret 8 days ago

    Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

  • Brad Lewis
    Brad Lewis 8 days ago

    We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

  • J M
    J M 8 days ago

    *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*

  • _O_Li_ v_a
    _O_Li_ v_a 8 days ago +5

    “how did you get sick?”
    *”t h e b e e s”*

  • Hiccamo
    Hiccamo 9 days ago

    11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

  • Happy man
    Happy man 9 days ago

    4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera 9 days ago +8

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza 9 days ago


    Small boobs are THE BEST
    I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala 9 days ago

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown 9 days ago +3

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • Van Gogh
    Van Gogh 10 days ago

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

  • Wonder Draw
    Wonder Draw 10 days ago

    God bless.

  • Jasminekim
    Jasminekim 11 days ago +3

    *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

  • Min Yoonji
    Min Yoonji 11 days ago +32

    Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat

  • Pepe's Mama
    Pepe's Mama 12 days ago +1

    Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

  • Gloriaplays
    Gloriaplays 12 days ago +2

    Joana: can RUclip just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

  • Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis

    Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

  • Titsalina Bumsquash
    Titsalina Bumsquash 12 days ago

    I think the killer bee's got eem...
    I am sorry and also you are welcome.

  • charlotte is tired
    charlotte is tired 12 days ago +2

    4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

  • Arthur Bonicio
    Arthur Bonicio 12 days ago +3

    Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you.
    Tnks. Love your videos.

  • crrluv
    crrluv 13 days ago +3

    omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

  • Fayo Olatunji
    Fayo Olatunji 13 days ago

    what uni does she go to?

  • Rianna The Kirby
    Rianna The Kirby 13 days ago

    Is ur refrigerator running?
    Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?)
    The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes.
    And I have to catch it.


  • Renatta
    Renatta 13 days ago

    Shave your head off lol 💜

  • tea time
    tea time 13 days ago +25

    John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS”
    me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

  • mike dias
    mike dias 13 days ago

    That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

  • Emily Jacobo
    Emily Jacobo 14 days ago

    Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

  • i do stuff
    i do stuff 14 days ago

    joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands"
    no one ...
    absolutely no one ...
    Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • •Mintii Aesthetic•
    •Mintii Aesthetic• 14 days ago +3

    "Catch me with my hair down I dare you"


  • Steph G
    Steph G 14 days ago

    Apply to Google!

  • trixsweatpants
    trixsweatpants 14 days ago

    please. stop peaking that mic

  • Benji Cuyugan
    Benji Cuyugan 14 days ago

    im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

  • Molly Bullock
    Molly Bullock 15 days ago +1

    Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

  • Me Ok
    Me Ok 15 days ago

    Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!