The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise

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  • Blockistic
    Blockistic Day ago

    i thought tina was cuter than queenie but thats just me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Helm Thunderson
    Helm Thunderson Day ago

    Really cracked me up in this vid, though I did some digging. Turns out, Anthony Goldstein was not retroactively written into the story. He was mentioned in the fifth book, meaning he is as old a character as Luna Lovegood. It is nothing major as he only receives a mention by name, but he was not created later on at least.

  • Isaiah Braddock
    Isaiah Braddock Day ago

    Does Jk rowling know that Voldamorte MILK NAGINI!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL HEACK

  • SpidermansSymbiote

    No one:

    JK Rowling: Dumbledore ate ass like he was starving

  • _Roy_1_ Me
    _Roy_1_ Me Day ago

    No one:
    JK Rowling: You are gay and have been all along, Harry’s gay, Ginnys a man and all his children are gay incest babies

  • 1 2
    1 2 Day ago +1

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Harry is a bi-curious tennis racket.

  • Mike
    Mike Day ago

    21:36 Leta and Corvus were sent to America because Lestrange found out that Kama had made an unbreakable vow to kill his child

  • Keyboardje
    Keyboardje Day ago

    You know what I think?



    I think Jay (not really Kay) Rowling swallowed the last time turner. Every time she says something she changes the past, the present and the future.

  • Gabi Nocito
    Gabi Nocito Day ago

    his p o k e m o n

  • Lucas Ramos
    Lucas Ramos Day ago

    CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP JK ROWLING

  • Frank Bowman
    Frank Bowman Day ago

    When the book series is over, J.K. tells us that Dumbledore is gay. Okay. She lets some people write a Harry Potter play, and we learn that Hermione is black. That's funny, because in the books, every time we meet a non-white character, J.K. makes a point of telling us that the character is non-white. AND she let Warner Bros. cast a white girl to play Hermione in 8 films. Plus, in the play we learn that given minor provocation, Cedric Diggory could've become a Death-Eater, even though "The Goblet of Fire" portrays him as perfectly noble and decent. Now we have a couple of new films that introduce a previously-unknown Dumbledore brother AND imply that Professor McGonagall is decades older than the books claim that she is. So.....has J.K. just given up? Does she simply not care anymore? Has she caught whatever the disease is that made George Lucas make the Special Editions and the Prequels? Should we call it "Greedoshotfirstitis"?

  • SaphireKancer90
    SaphireKancer90 Day ago

    How did he survive? ...maybe, I don't know, magic?

  • Ibrahim Altaha
    Ibrahim Altaha Day ago

    the memory part is all about the last movie , when she kissed him in the rain (the memory potion didn't work on him well) thats why he is getting back his memory gradually. the kiss had some spell that negate the memory wiping rain bull shit, anyway the movie sucks however. JK RAWAULING !? you just should stop writing 1 week a month, cuz if u do , u might end up with a bad story.

  • Mimicr3y
    Mimicr3y Day ago

    I haven't see the comments yet but i think there would be alot of J.K. Rowling memes
    Edit : I knew it

  • Hattes
    Hattes Day ago

    It's Rowling as in bowling.

  • Z GAMING DUDE
    Z GAMING DUDE Day ago

    I have now watched this movie 3 times and only by watching your video I understand it.

  • Nathanial Miller

    I don't know how many times i've watched this video lol

  • Jarradmcream
    Jarradmcream Day ago

    Appreciate that faint bloodborne soundtrack in the background 😍💦💦

  • Des
    Des Day ago

    LOL Great video, subscribed

  • Angel B.
    Angel B. 2 days ago

    the smash joke at the start made me snort

  • Divine Fantasy Author

    It's true, a lot of people with stein in their names are Jewish

  • Tyrone Riboet
    Tyrone Riboet 2 days ago

    gay

  • Dind ding ding Thats right Im a Ling Ling

    heres the thing, GREAT ACTORS bad movie

  • Kyles Isler
    Kyles Isler 2 days ago

    SJW's ruin everything.

  • Evening moon
    Evening moon 2 days ago

    with the accio spell thing
    he could've obviously been summoning something INSIDE the creature's pocket (since it has like infinite storage in its little pocket) and dragging him that way, not directly summoning a living creature

  • Camila B
    Camila B 2 days ago

    I like the character of Newt and like seeing him in the movie but yeah, he didn't need to be on it, but hey, fantastic beasts can't be fantastic beasts without beasts 😂
    Also, we know for sure Dumbledore is defeating Grindelwald or whatever because it's on Dumbledore's card thingy along with the zombie alchemist guy xd

  • Carlos Marte
    Carlos Marte 2 days ago

    Ezra looked like the guy who shot that church up lmfao I’m dying.

  • elijah mikle
    elijah mikle 2 days ago

    You can't kill something that was already dead. This was an attempt to create a new franchise off an old theme. It's amazing it got two. Normally it would of died after the first. Hint, no Harry Potter. Trust me there will be a third. The real problem is the fans are growing up and they are not attracting a new generation.

  • Megasystem !
    Megasystem ! 2 days ago

    I’d rather watch a movie adaptation of my immortal

  • Spike Prime
    Spike Prime 2 days ago

    Can someone please tell me what that music is right at the beginning of this when Newt's doing that weird dance?
    It's bugging me that I can't find it.
    Plus, annoyingly, there's no credit at the end.

  • LORDBADASS
    LORDBADASS 2 days ago

    JK Rowling is like a less fun, more pretentious Akira Toriyama

  • TrashMouth Glore
    TrashMouth Glore 2 days ago

    Also I love Queenie and I absolutely hate what they did too her in this movie

  • Jazzous Doduo
    Jazzous Doduo 2 days ago

    The only reason I would have enjoyed this dumbass movie is if Dumbledore and Newt were boyfriends. I don’t know why I wanted that but this movie is dumb and their relationship wouldn’t have added to the story anyways

  • TrashMouth Glore
    TrashMouth Glore 2 days ago

    I feel like it's only important that Newt is in the movie because they wanted to have more Hufflepuff characters seem important cause they weren't really important to the main story. Plus people, such as Myself, Like Newt. And it's just easier for Jk to piggyback after another story.

  • TheJolle
    TheJolle 2 days ago

    Rowling is suffering from Lucas syndrome:
    1: Create a successful original series that everyone loves
    2: Start retconning the original series by adding bullshit that no one cares about
    3: Create a prequel series that feels like cashgrab and can't reach the quality of the original
    And the last part is going to be....
    4: Sell the rights to your series to Disney

  • Thunder Eagle
    Thunder Eagle 2 days ago +1

    This is what happens when you try to make 10 movies/too many fucking books to count about a world that's just ours except there's one school for magicians.
    Worldbuilding requires a WORLD. A singular place is not a world. It's the equivelant of making a franchise where the local McDonald's sells furniture.

  • Emma Stajduhar
    Emma Stajduhar 2 days ago

    Maybe there’s a different McOnicel

  • Emma Stajduhar
    Emma Stajduhar 2 days ago

    It’s not a potion it’s animal venom

  • Emma Stajduhar
    Emma Stajduhar 2 days ago +1

    He needs to move to wizards death row that you can’t apporate to or use a port key to get there

  • Estêvão de Oliveira Passos

    Write your own darn book then. When they're as successful as Harry Potter, you can then produce a prequel as good as your standards. See, there's always 2 paths. Either you support what you love or go on and become a critic of you don't approve. The answer to your problems is rather simple: stop watching Harry Potter universe movies.
    Not gonna happen is it?

  • Will Yorkin
    Will Yorkin 2 days ago

    You should review Halloween (the original and the 2018 sequel) maybe a Halloween special next halloween

  • Baran Bener
    Baran Bener 2 days ago +1

    No one:
    Jk Rowling: dobbie killed Toby Magguerie

  • pandagamer
    pandagamer 2 days ago

    there where hints of dumbledore being gay in the books, but still...

  • Tobi Grantlbart
    Tobi Grantlbart 2 days ago

    Oh Marcus don't be so mad at Grindelwald and Dumbledore they where probably in there midlife-crisis

  • Tobi Grantlbart
    Tobi Grantlbart 2 days ago

    I really liked the first movie and I'm a great Harry Potter fan and wanted to saw this with my friends, who also like Harry Potter.
    Then they watched it without me and I was really really pissed, because of that. They also said it was sooooo goood and I haaaave to watch it. Then I asked my brother and father who also watched it without me... and they said no don't watch it it's not good.
    Oh yes I hate my Harry Potter fanboy friends, but now I'm glad that I didn't watch it. Thank you all, you saved me many times, but I'm also really mad anyway.

  • mojo MCcall
    mojo MCcall 2 days ago

    Every thing sucks to this guy.

  • Aces High
    Aces High 2 days ago

    All I'm waiting for is the battle between Dumbledore and Grindlewald, which could have been written in 1-3 movies that actually make sense. But no, we get "Pokemon the Harry Potter spin-off" which somehow weaves the Grindlewald conflict into the story and they need 5 cash grab movies to resolve that whole mess.

  • Pranav Kumar
    Pranav Kumar 3 days ago +1

    bruh anthony goldstein was in the original books tho smh....he showed up to the first DA meeting in book 5

  • joseph indonesia
    joseph indonesia 3 days ago

    This movie was just a wowfest for me. Such as: wow the visuals and wow that makes no sense...

  • ExtremeSpoats 32
    ExtremeSpoats 32 3 days ago

    i just watched it and i actually thought it was 3 and half hours long but it wasn’t, it was fucking 2 hours like holy fuck

  • earthling
    earthling 3 days ago

    I mean...isn't voldemorts backstoty also about a magical sex crime? All I'm saying is that this isn't the first time it has happened...

  • DOVAH FARCRY
    DOVAH FARCRY 3 days ago

    22:40 magic vape? you mean magic bong?

  • Tradition IV
    Tradition IV 3 days ago

    17:16 good grief that was jarring

  • Tradition IV
    Tradition IV 3 days ago

    JK Rowling: Cornelius Fudge was actually the first Black, Muslim, trans Minister of Magic

  • Mental Popcorn
    Mental Popcorn 3 days ago

    I kind of liked the first fantastic beasts movie... This one though was so terrible. It felt empty of anything actually interesting and the pace was just weird overall.
    Definitely right about there never should have been a direct sequel

  • illegal-0-alien
    illegal-0-alien 3 days ago

    I love how Newt has like the exact same hair ever since he been 7

  • Katie Zellers
    Katie Zellers 3 days ago

    I just watched Fantastic Beasts for the first time, and I liked it a lot. I may be biased for the actor who played Newt though. I completely agree with the fact that a direct sequel wasn't necessary at all. But before I had seen the first one and I had only seen this video, I thought that the people were literally obliviated and it just didn't work on Jacob. But that's not the case, obviously there are a lot of conveniences for crimes of grindalwald, but it is set up that the stuff newt uses with the Phoenix works particularly well with bad memories, so I dont get the problem there.

  • Pizza Paker
    Pizza Paker 3 days ago

    Also markus.....please make an in depth review of the original harry potter series

  • Pizza Paker
    Pizza Paker 3 days ago +3

    No one:
    J.K Rowling: all the students had the ability to change race and gender so therefore there are transgender wizard

  • giannis psillias
    giannis psillias 3 days ago

    1:26 forgetting about MARGOT ROBBIE mate?

  • Rosey Dight
    Rosey Dight 3 days ago

    Ngl cursed child is amazing live

  • D-Min
    D-Min 3 days ago

    I REALLY hope that Quinnie is the actual reason why the muggle man whose name I forgot gained back his memory. It would make kind of sense, since she's so obsessed with him and even brainwashed him with love potions. But tbh even then this script would be pretty weird imo.

  • Alondro77
    Alondro77 3 days ago

    JK Rowling makes billions of dollars with a typical wizard story of good and evil.
    Decides to become woke..
    You know what happens next.

  • DariaFireStar
    DariaFireStar 3 days ago

    20:33
    ....... I am 99.9% convinced that the guy in that picture is one of my relatives...

  • Nikolos Zeloslav
    Nikolos Zeloslav 3 days ago

    Magical buttplug.
    That's how I will call this idiotic spellcast now!!!!!

  • Evolved Turtle Productions

    Grindelwald follower lady: You haven’t met your host!
    *Grindelwald walks in*
    Queenie: Avada Kedavra
    Boom. Movie over.

  • Brenton Anderson
    Brenton Anderson 3 days ago

    omg why do you have to make it seem bad whyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Forgotten Sub User
    Forgotten Sub User 3 days ago

    You know what this reminds me of?
    Riverdale Season 2

  • 100%CertifiedWhiteGirl

    I’m sorry but that “hehe yeah negro” literal kills me holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • eric peterson
    eric peterson 3 days ago

    Hilarious!!!

  • jer ry
    jer ry 3 days ago

    I thought Crimes of Grindelwald was quite good tbh

  • Pr1me Ashez
    Pr1me Ashez 3 days ago

    DUMBLEGAYYYYY

  • Ampharos Azul
    Ampharos Azul 3 days ago +2

    Whenever the plot demands, EVERYONE IS HERE!
    *Life light intensifies*

  • Eric Jeffrey
    Eric Jeffrey 3 days ago

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Hermione is actually transgender and has a micropenis

  • Emerald Mann
    Emerald Mann 3 days ago

    Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if thats why Dumbledore looks all wizardy, because he wants to wear pajamas cause he got old

  • Tam
    Tam 3 days ago

    JK Rowling- "Everybody in the Harry Potter books are actually just Black Gay Jewish people using polyjuice potions to look different.

  • I AM AN FBI AGENT
    I AM AN FBI AGENT 3 days ago

    Has JK Rowling "revealed" that Newt is on the autism spectrum yet? Personally I like to think he is, seeing as I do identify with the character a lot.

  • Brandon Last name
    Brandon Last name 3 days ago +1

    I really hope rowling fixes this before this series ends

  • Brandon Last name
    Brandon Last name 3 days ago +1

    It’s not good but it’s entertaining and expands the universe even if it’s in a bad way

  • Johny Something
    Johny Something 3 days ago

    Come on nothing can ruin Harry Potter.. . And it wasn’t even that bad of a movie

  • The ClassifiedGamimgNerd

    No one:

    Jk Rowling: Harry and dobby had a intense sexual relationship

  • bodiddly mitchell
    bodiddly mitchell 3 days ago

    I didnt like the first one. I tried the second in hopes that it would be better. Ugh. I fell asleep.

  • kimbapwithkidding
    kimbapwithkidding 3 days ago +1

    You Sound so much like Azra Miller its confusing me

  • David Perrier
    David Perrier 3 days ago

    For part of the movie I thought they were sending Newt on a Wild Goose Hunt so he wouldn't get in the way. I thought he would be the comic relief.

  • Timof Glazz
    Timof Glazz 4 days ago

    Jk Rowling confirms that 'the cosmonaut variety hour' is a white nationalist.
    Lol.

  • Verdalion - ROBLOX
    Verdalion - ROBLOX 4 days ago

    The reason why this movie suck is that Voldemort and Umbridge is not in this movie.

  • Griever
    Griever 4 days ago

    3rd row actors in a grey in brown fest film with nonstop homosexual undertones.
    who watches this shit? For what audience is this even made for?

  • Miguel Chavarin
    Miguel Chavarin 4 days ago

    Wouldn't a jewish wizard be ironic? I mean, being religious and being a magician would contradict... Also, hiperconservative families.

  • geeaieiandgee
    geeaieiandgee 4 days ago

    ''He is just a zoo keeper!!!"

  • Corey Knight
    Corey Knight 4 days ago

    Another thing; Why does Queenie think team Grindel is good for her and Jacob? That a world where muggles are 'of other value' will allow them to be happily married? A second after Grindelwald mentions 'muggles' in his speech, one of his followers literally shouts "VERMIN!". Why would Jacob feel safe in that world? Why would Queenie believe that he would be? And if the whole way Grindel had of recruiting Queenie rely on her belief that it would let her and Jacob 'be free'- THEN WHY DOES SHE JOIN GRINDELWALD *AFTER* JACOB REFUSES TO FOLLOW? She no longer can fufill her dream of a family with Jacob so she will get nothing from it- In fact at that point its obvious that going with team Grindelwald would be the only thing ensuring that she cant be with Jacob at all. What an obvious and stupid way to force the Queenie onto the other side for tension and as a plot asset for the villains in the future.

  • Terrorbyte
    Terrorbyte 4 days ago

    to "fix" the teleportation issue it could've just said like „hey it's actually dumbledore (or someone else) who invented the spell to teleport, but only after the film when he got to see the teleporting beast and copied it's ability.“ then, it could've referenced the scene where he told Harry how normally they get sick the first time and then showing a scene how he told every one about his teleportation spell and saw how they got sick from it or something. (idk im not a Harry Potter nerd who knows all about its lore so it could make more problems than it fixes) the pulver teleportation thing could be because it was incredibly rare at the time or something like that shit...

    another thing is: i dont have a problem with dumbledore being gay because dumbledores character isn't defined by him being gay but that he's motherfucking dumbledore: the smartest and strongest wizard...Joke Rowling changing the other characters is bad tho because it fucks with already fully developed characters...instead of just adding something to them.

  • Ismail Ajha
    Ismail Ajha 4 days ago

    My opinion fantastic beasts is bad because we just compare it to harry potter. (Sorry for my bad english)

  • Unanimous Sauce
    Unanimous Sauce 4 days ago +1

    i really liked this movie, even though it breaks lore it was genuinely entertaining and kept my attention well.

  • HerrBratwurst
    HerrBratwurst 4 days ago

    Hey, Hey! You know why you hate this movie? You know why you find this movie Stupid?
    BECaySE YOU'RE A WHITE MAN!!!!
    WHITE MAN ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND A GOOD MOVIE~ LIKE THIS!!!

  • HerrBratwurst
    HerrBratwurst 4 days ago

    honestly, i am sure JK rowling just paid off the executives to accept her terrible story...

  • Evan Huang
    Evan Huang 4 days ago +12

    Hold up, this grindle guy says he wants to stop a genocide, by starting another genocide? And ppl believed him?

    • Frank Bowman
      Frank Bowman Day ago +1

      Hitler gassed the Jews because he believed that Jews controlled every aspect of gentiles' lives. It's not uncommon for genocidal maniacs to "justify" their actions with, "But they were planning on genociding us FIRST!".

  • Della Lynlee
    Della Lynlee 4 days ago

    Told my dad the Arizona Phoenix/Phoenix Arizona joke and he loved it :)

  • Yan heng Huang
    Yan heng Huang 4 days ago +1

    It wasn't an all white story though, what about the Indian Patil twins? Cho chang? Or the fact that there's 11 wizarding schools around the world?
    JK Rowling was just trying to fix something that ain't broke

  • schraegnest
    schraegnest 4 days ago +2

    Ever thought about the possibility that ariana dumbledore is actually transgender, had her transition at the age of 10 because wizards in the 1890s were way ahead of their time, than faked her death and run away from home because fuck supportive parents. Now identifying as Aurelius she would become addicted to drugs which eventually caused some brain damage so she would lose all her memorys and she would end up in this orphanage from the first movie where they call her whatever ezra millers character was named again. Also for some crazy reason even though Ariana was born in 1885 she would still look like she is in her late teens or so at the beginning of the first movie and the mystery behind this is actually the cliff hanger of the next movie.
    And by the way I didnt fucked the pronouns up, because while identifiyng as male and naming herself Aurelius she would still like people to refer to her as she/her because gender-identity crises are some complicated and individual shit and this is a fucking diverse story.

  • igneous
    igneous 4 days ago

    When I first saw this I literally just thought the exploding guy and the guy in this movie were different