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i thought tina was cuter than queenie but thats just me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Really cracked me up in this vid, though I did some digging. Turns out, Anthony Goldstein was not retroactively written into the story. He was mentioned in the fifth book, meaning he is as old a character as Luna Lovegood. It is nothing major as he only receives a mention by name, but he was not created later on at least.
Does Jk rowling know that Voldamorte MILK NAGINI!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL HEACK
No one:JK Rowling: Dumbledore ate ass like he was starving
No one:JK Rowling: You are gay and have been all along, Harry’s gay, Ginnys a man and all his children are gay incest babies
No one:JK Rowling: Harry is a bi-curious tennis racket.
21:36 Leta and Corvus were sent to America because Lestrange found out that Kama had made an unbreakable vow to kill his child
You know what I think?I think Jay (not really Kay) Rowling swallowed the last time turner. Every time she says something she changes the past, the present and the future.
his p o k e m o n
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP JK ROWLING
When the book series is over, J.K. tells us that Dumbledore is gay. Okay. She lets some people write a Harry Potter play, and we learn that Hermione is black. That's funny, because in the books, every time we meet a non-white character, J.K. makes a point of telling us that the character is non-white. AND she let Warner Bros. cast a white girl to play Hermione in 8 films. Plus, in the play we learn that given minor provocation, Cedric Diggory could've become a Death-Eater, even though "The Goblet of Fire" portrays him as perfectly noble and decent. Now we have a couple of new films that introduce a previously-unknown Dumbledore brother AND imply that Professor McGonagall is decades older than the books claim that she is. So.....has J.K. just given up? Does she simply not care anymore? Has she caught whatever the disease is that made George Lucas make the Special Editions and the Prequels? Should we call it "Greedoshotfirstitis"?
How did he survive? ...maybe, I don't know, magic?
the memory part is all about the last movie , when she kissed him in the rain (the memory potion didn't work on him well) thats why he is getting back his memory gradually. the kiss had some spell that negate the memory wiping rain bull shit, anyway the movie sucks however. JK RAWAULING !? you just should stop writing 1 week a month, cuz if u do , u might end up with a bad story.
I haven't see the comments yet but i think there would be alot of J.K. Rowling memesEdit : I knew it
It's Rowling as in bowling.
I have now watched this movie 3 times and only by watching your video I understand it.
I don't know how many times i've watched this video lol
Appreciate that faint bloodborne soundtrack in the background 😍💦💦
LOL Great video, subscribed
the smash joke at the start made me snort
It's true, a lot of people with stein in their names are Jewish
heres the thing, GREAT ACTORS bad movie
SJW's ruin everything.
with the accio spell thinghe could've obviously been summoning something INSIDE the creature's pocket (since it has like infinite storage in its little pocket) and dragging him that way, not directly summoning a living creature
I like the character of Newt and like seeing him in the movie but yeah, he didn't need to be on it, but hey, fantastic beasts can't be fantastic beasts without beasts 😂 Also, we know for sure Dumbledore is defeating Grindelwald or whatever because it's on Dumbledore's card thingy along with the zombie alchemist guy xd
Ezra looked like the guy who shot that church up lmfao I’m dying.
You can't kill something that was already dead. This was an attempt to create a new franchise off an old theme. It's amazing it got two. Normally it would of died after the first. Hint, no Harry Potter. Trust me there will be a third. The real problem is the fans are growing up and they are not attracting a new generation.
I’d rather watch a movie adaptation of my immortal
Can someone please tell me what that music is right at the beginning of this when Newt's doing that weird dance?It's bugging me that I can't find it.Plus, annoyingly, there's no credit at the end.
JK Rowling is like a less fun, more pretentious Akira Toriyama
Also I love Queenie and I absolutely hate what they did too her in this movie
The only reason I would have enjoyed this dumbass movie is if Dumbledore and Newt were boyfriends. I don’t know why I wanted that but this movie is dumb and their relationship wouldn’t have added to the story anyways
I feel like it's only important that Newt is in the movie because they wanted to have more Hufflepuff characters seem important cause they weren't really important to the main story. Plus people, such as Myself, Like Newt. And it's just easier for Jk to piggyback after another story.
Rowling is suffering from Lucas syndrome: 1: Create a successful original series that everyone loves2: Start retconning the original series by adding bullshit that no one cares about3: Create a prequel series that feels like cashgrab and can't reach the quality of the originalAnd the last part is going to be....4: Sell the rights to your series to Disney
This is what happens when you try to make 10 movies/too many fucking books to count about a world that's just ours except there's one school for magicians.Worldbuilding requires a WORLD. A singular place is not a world. It's the equivelant of making a franchise where the local McDonald's sells furniture.
Maybe there’s a different McOnicel
It’s not a potion it’s animal venom
He needs to move to wizards death row that you can’t apporate to or use a port key to get there
Write your own darn book then. When they're as successful as Harry Potter, you can then produce a prequel as good as your standards. See, there's always 2 paths. Either you support what you love or go on and become a critic of you don't approve. The answer to your problems is rather simple: stop watching Harry Potter universe movies. Not gonna happen is it?
You should review Halloween (the original and the 2018 sequel) maybe a Halloween special next halloween
No one:Jk Rowling: dobbie killed Toby Magguerie
there where hints of dumbledore being gay in the books, but still...
Oh Marcus don't be so mad at Grindelwald and Dumbledore they where probably in there midlife-crisis
I really liked the first movie and I'm a great Harry Potter fan and wanted to saw this with my friends, who also like Harry Potter. Then they watched it without me and I was really really pissed, because of that. They also said it was sooooo goood and I haaaave to watch it. Then I asked my brother and father who also watched it without me... and they said no don't watch it it's not good.Oh yes I hate my Harry Potter fanboy friends, but now I'm glad that I didn't watch it. Thank you all, you saved me many times, but I'm also really mad anyway.
Every thing sucks to this guy.
All I'm waiting for is the battle between Dumbledore and Grindlewald, which could have been written in 1-3 movies that actually make sense. But no, we get "Pokemon the Harry Potter spin-off" which somehow weaves the Grindlewald conflict into the story and they need 5 cash grab movies to resolve that whole mess.
bruh anthony goldstein was in the original books tho smh....he showed up to the first DA meeting in book 5
This movie was just a wowfest for me. Such as: wow the visuals and wow that makes no sense...
i just watched it and i actually thought it was 3 and half hours long but it wasn’t, it was fucking 2 hours like holy fuck
I mean...isn't voldemorts backstoty also about a magical sex crime? All I'm saying is that this isn't the first time it has happened...
22:40 magic vape? you mean magic bong?
17:16 good grief that was jarring
JK Rowling: Cornelius Fudge was actually the first Black, Muslim, trans Minister of Magic
I kind of liked the first fantastic beasts movie... This one though was so terrible. It felt empty of anything actually interesting and the pace was just weird overall.Definitely right about there never should have been a direct sequel
I love how Newt has like the exact same hair ever since he been 7
I just watched Fantastic Beasts for the first time, and I liked it a lot. I may be biased for the actor who played Newt though. I completely agree with the fact that a direct sequel wasn't necessary at all. But before I had seen the first one and I had only seen this video, I thought that the people were literally obliviated and it just didn't work on Jacob. But that's not the case, obviously there are a lot of conveniences for crimes of grindalwald, but it is set up that the stuff newt uses with the Phoenix works particularly well with bad memories, so I dont get the problem there.
Also markus.....please make an in depth review of the original harry potter series
No one:J.K Rowling: all the students had the ability to change race and gender so therefore there are transgender wizard
1:26 forgetting about MARGOT ROBBIE mate?
Ngl cursed child is amazing live
I REALLY hope that Quinnie is the actual reason why the muggle man whose name I forgot gained back his memory. It would make kind of sense, since she's so obsessed with him and even brainwashed him with love potions. But tbh even then this script would be pretty weird imo.
JK Rowling makes billions of dollars with a typical wizard story of good and evil.Decides to become woke..You know what happens next.
20:33....... I am 99.9% convinced that the guy in that picture is one of my relatives...
Magical buttplug.That's how I will call this idiotic spellcast now!!!!!
Grindelwald follower lady: You haven’t met your host!*Grindelwald walks in*Queenie: Avada KedavraBoom. Movie over.
omg why do you have to make it seem bad whyyyyyyyyyyyy
You know what this reminds me of?Riverdale Season 2
I’m sorry but that “hehe yeah negro” literal kills me holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought Crimes of Grindelwald was quite good tbh
Whenever the plot demands, EVERYONE IS HERE!*Life light intensifies*
No one: JK Rowling: Hermione is actually transgender and has a micropenis
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if thats why Dumbledore looks all wizardy, because he wants to wear pajamas cause he got old
JK Rowling- "Everybody in the Harry Potter books are actually just Black Gay Jewish people using polyjuice potions to look different.
Has JK Rowling "revealed" that Newt is on the autism spectrum yet? Personally I like to think he is, seeing as I do identify with the character a lot.
I really hope rowling fixes this before this series ends
It’s not good but it’s entertaining and expands the universe even if it’s in a bad way
Come on nothing can ruin Harry Potter.. . And it wasn’t even that bad of a movie
No one:Jk Rowling: Harry and dobby had a intense sexual relationship
stop plzI have enough of this shit((
I didnt like the first one. I tried the second in hopes that it would be better. Ugh. I fell asleep.
You Sound so much like Azra Miller its confusing me
For part of the movie I thought they were sending Newt on a Wild Goose Hunt so he wouldn't get in the way. I thought he would be the comic relief.
Jk Rowling confirms that 'the cosmonaut variety hour' is a white nationalist. Lol.
The reason why this movie suck is that Voldemort and Umbridge is not in this movie.
3rd row actors in a grey in brown fest film with nonstop homosexual undertones. who watches this shit? For what audience is this even made for?
Wouldn't a jewish wizard be ironic? I mean, being religious and being a magician would contradict... Also, hiperconservative families.
''He is just a zoo keeper!!!"
Another thing; Why does Queenie think team Grindel is good for her and Jacob? That a world where muggles are 'of other value' will allow them to be happily married? A second after Grindelwald mentions 'muggles' in his speech, one of his followers literally shouts "VERMIN!". Why would Jacob feel safe in that world? Why would Queenie believe that he would be? And if the whole way Grindel had of recruiting Queenie rely on her belief that it would let her and Jacob 'be free'- THEN WHY DOES SHE JOIN GRINDELWALD *AFTER* JACOB REFUSES TO FOLLOW? She no longer can fufill her dream of a family with Jacob so she will get nothing from it- In fact at that point its obvious that going with team Grindelwald would be the only thing ensuring that she cant be with Jacob at all. What an obvious and stupid way to force the Queenie onto the other side for tension and as a plot asset for the villains in the future.
to "fix" the teleportation issue it could've just said like „hey it's actually dumbledore (or someone else) who invented the spell to teleport, but only after the film when he got to see the teleporting beast and copied it's ability.“ then, it could've referenced the scene where he told Harry how normally they get sick the first time and then showing a scene how he told every one about his teleportation spell and saw how they got sick from it or something. (idk im not a Harry Potter nerd who knows all about its lore so it could make more problems than it fixes) the pulver teleportation thing could be because it was incredibly rare at the time or something like that shit... another thing is: i dont have a problem with dumbledore being gay because dumbledores character isn't defined by him being gay but that he's motherfucking dumbledore: the smartest and strongest wizard...Joke Rowling changing the other characters is bad tho because it fucks with already fully developed characters...instead of just adding something to them.
My opinion fantastic beasts is bad because we just compare it to harry potter. (Sorry for my bad english)
No, we are not. It's bad by itself
i really liked this movie, even though it breaks lore it was genuinely entertaining and kept my attention well.
Hey, Hey! You know why you hate this movie? You know why you find this movie Stupid?BECaySE YOU'RE A WHITE MAN!!!!WHITE MAN ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND A GOOD MOVIE~ LIKE THIS!!!
honestly, i am sure JK rowling just paid off the executives to accept her terrible story...
Hold up, this grindle guy says he wants to stop a genocide, by starting another genocide? And ppl believed him?
Hitler gassed the Jews because he believed that Jews controlled every aspect of gentiles' lives. It's not uncommon for genocidal maniacs to "justify" their actions with, "But they were planning on genociding us FIRST!".
Told my dad the Arizona Phoenix/Phoenix Arizona joke and he loved it :)
It wasn't an all white story though, what about the Indian Patil twins? Cho chang? Or the fact that there's 11 wizarding schools around the world?JK Rowling was just trying to fix something that ain't broke
Ever thought about the possibility that ariana dumbledore is actually transgender, had her transition at the age of 10 because wizards in the 1890s were way ahead of their time, than faked her death and run away from home because fuck supportive parents. Now identifying as Aurelius she would become addicted to drugs which eventually caused some brain damage so she would lose all her memorys and she would end up in this orphanage from the first movie where they call her whatever ezra millers character was named again. Also for some crazy reason even though Ariana was born in 1885 she would still look like she is in her late teens or so at the beginning of the first movie and the mystery behind this is actually the cliff hanger of the next movie.And by the way I didnt fucked the pronouns up, because while identifiyng as male and naming herself Aurelius she would still like people to refer to her as she/her because gender-identity crises are some complicated and individual shit and this is a fucking diverse story.
When I first saw this I literally just thought the exploding guy and the guy in this movie were different