Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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  • AniBrun Universe
    AniBrun Universe 17 часов назад

    Y u insult a parrot when u a parrot

  • Angie Whitney
    Angie Whitney 2 дня назад

    Very funny John, I love your way with words. Very fresh, very unique.

  • Nathalie Amyotte
    Nathalie Amyotte 3 дня назад

    I was trying to find inspiration for my rant project about bird abuse and I don't know what I was expecting from John Oliver but this is exactly it and I still don't know how to write my rant!

  • jesus gutierrez
    jesus gutierrez 7 дней назад

    android 16 would not approve

  • Frank Müller
    Frank Müller 7 дней назадвидео.html&t=199s John Oliver the Traitor Cuck^^ Wake up Americans greetings from Germany.

  • HannukahHerschel
    HannukahHerschel 13 дней назад

    2:39 most condescending way to say birds

  • Ghost
    Ghost 14 дней назад

    0:07 what about Game of Thrones

  • Ashleigh Myrtle
    Ashleigh Myrtle 16 дней назад

    Why is this me at the end of a week on exotics? 😂😅

  • Julian Engel
    Julian Engel 17 дней назад

    I do expect more of John Oliver...

  • James Schindel
    James Schindel 19 дней назад

    I literally choked laughing

  • stefan beaubut
    stefan beaubut 22 дня назад

    They actually are dinosaurs. Look it up. I know, it's insane.

  • Nilotpal Sharma
    Nilotpal Sharma 24 дня назад

    John Oliver berating Birds is the best on the Internet.

  • Katelyn Trujillo
    Katelyn Trujillo 24 дня назад

    Roasts year later cast as the coolest bird in highly anticipated Disney movie XD

  • Charles Darwin
    Charles Darwin Месяц назад

    Why did they bleep him?

  • Belvin Nadar
    Belvin Nadar Месяц назад +1

    Legend has it that a bird shat on John's face

  • Lekweef
    Lekweef Месяц назад

    John Oliver, please lull me to sleep.

  • khadra20
    khadra20 Месяц назад

    I agree with you sir, birds are a visual mess to behold, but surely pigeons are the worst kind of birds, I have a fear that they might take over the world! Or London.

  • The Budgie Admiral
    The Budgie Admiral Месяц назад


  • Guillaume Drolet
    Guillaume Drolet Месяц назад

    but .. swans are nice .. :P

  • JammastaJ23
    JammastaJ23 Месяц назад

    Agree with Obama on the Audubon society.

  • ボノさんの日常
    ボノさんの日常 Месяц назад

    I goose the only thing I can say to him is to go in front of a mirror and look at it. Cuz if you hate parrots, you're looking just at it. Lol

  • Loura Canisara
    Loura Canisara 2 месяца назад

    Not that he was going for accuracy, but when he said 'dinosaurs' he showed a picture of a pterodactyl, which is NOT a dinosaur and not related to birds at all.

  • Tony Hunter
    Tony Hunter 2 месяца назад

    What about the emu?

  • Aiden Neally
    Aiden Neally 2 месяца назад

    Says the show with an official raptor

  • artisdank
    artisdank 2 месяца назад

    i like birds :(

  • turbo pascal
    turbo pascal 3 месяца назад

    I think there's a bigger issue being brought up here than most people realise.
    The issue of discrimination.
    Think about it.

  • Maname Is jeff
    Maname Is jeff 3 месяца назад

    Roasting bird's

  • General Horse
    General Horse 3 месяца назад

    The Birds 2: Revenge on John Oliver

  • Aĸυмι ღ
    Aĸυмι ღ 3 месяца назад


  • Cielosphere
    Cielosphere 3 месяца назад

    Anybody else from Houston remember how The Birds keep bunching up on wires? It honestly looks like their gonna plan a seige on us.

  • Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1
    Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1 3 месяца назад

    Fuck you birds

  • Zachary Matthew James
    Zachary Matthew James 3 месяца назад

    No hate for ducks, John? They’re evil! They rape their dead!

  • Daniel McDavid
    Daniel McDavid 3 месяца назад

    Your illustration of a "dinosaur" is actually not a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, on a different branch of the reptile family tree.

  • Charles Becker
    Charles Becker 3 месяца назад

    so the bird was the word?

  • Meme Daddy
    Meme Daddy 3 месяца назад

    What a truly intelligent & important subject we have exclusively for the internet ladies and gentlemen.

  • Gagan Aggarwal
    Gagan Aggarwal 3 месяца назад

    Birds not only get to fly away from the cold , but also from a Trump
    ruled America.

  • Darren Sanderson
    Darren Sanderson 3 месяца назад

    "Shitty sequel to the Dinosaurs"
    I feel like we need to introduce you to Cassowaries...

  • Yumehop hype!
    Yumehop hype! 3 месяца назад

    he loves the adelie penguins!

  • Sophia Noor
    Sophia Noor 3 месяца назад +2

    "Basically, every human being talks and I hate most of them!!" *I'M DECEASED*

  • April Summer
    April Summer 3 месяца назад

    *sky rats 🐀

  • Evan Blake
    Evan Blake 3 месяца назад

    Still one of the best John Oliver segments.

  • Bridget
    Bridget 3 месяца назад

    Realistically you can’t say anything bad about penguins, they’re perfect

  • Damia O'Loughlin
    Damia O'Loughlin 4 месяца назад

    I watched this video with my budgie

  • Robert Duncan
    Robert Duncan 4 месяца назад

    # hahahah

  • PiXeLGeneral
    PiXeLGeneral 4 месяца назад

    But cute little birbs how about them :

  • bob jones
    bob jones 4 месяца назад

    total loss. . . . well, i did relate to the "I hope you meet a wind turbine on the way back"

  • C Painter
    C Painter 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for giving Penguins a pass. They are my fave animals.

  • Valiant Bradley James
    Valiant Bradley James 4 месяца назад

    those poor ostriches, lol

  • Austin Friend
    Austin Friend 4 месяца назад


    SNEAKxxATTACK 4 месяца назад

    Highest budget show. Yes and remember there's also dragons on this channel.

  • Simon Van Ootegem
    Simon Van Ootegem 4 месяца назад

    In bird culture..., this is concidered as a dick move....

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver 4 месяца назад +120

    hes just upset that he looks like a near-sighted parrot.

    • Dercy De La Cruz
      Dercy De La Cruz Месяц назад +4

      irony is that he will play a bird in the Lion King movie

  • Katherine Roush
    Katherine Roush 4 месяца назад

    Most relatable vedio ever

  • TheKyubiisaan
    TheKyubiisaan 4 месяца назад

    The red tailed hawk is gonna be pissed

  • Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer 4 месяца назад

    Are penguins actually birds?
    LOL@ “disgusting flying mites”

  • Matthew Dunaway
    Matthew Dunaway 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn right leave the penguins alone don’t you dare dis Grape-kun.

  • Samantha Womack
    Samantha Womack 5 месяцев назад

    Puffins are also an exception.
    But then there's NO MORE

    • Penguin321
      Penguin321 4 месяца назад

      Ducks are pretty legit.

  • A Bird Lover
    A Bird Lover 5 месяцев назад


  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 5 месяцев назад

    Some of you clowns have no sense of humor

  • Linda Lopez
    Linda Lopez 5 месяцев назад

    On parrots: "basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them". lololol misanthropic comedic gold! I agree with the geese rant - they're mean, entitled, and fowl 😊

  • MultiDragonPro
    MultiDragonPro 5 месяцев назад

    They did nothing wrong??

  • Matthew Rosa
    Matthew Rosa 6 месяцев назад


  • ndisfoshiz
    ndisfoshiz 6 месяцев назад

    if it flies, it dies

  • jenna struble
    jenna struble 6 месяцев назад

    The audience is so offended on the birds behalf

  • RinaOfDoom
    RinaOfDoom 6 месяцев назад

    I also despise birds. I didn't used to have a problem with them until some made a nest on top of my stairwell lamp. This lead to years of constant chirping and getting dive-bombed every time I left the house. I wish I'd had a tennis racket or something.

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 7 месяцев назад

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 7 месяцев назад

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 7 месяцев назад

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • I'm
    I'm 7 месяцев назад

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 7 месяцев назад

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton 8 месяцев назад +4

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

    • Loura Canisara
      Loura Canisara 2 месяца назад

      Victoria Walton you might be nerdy, but did you notice that he showed a pterodactyl when he mentioned dinosaurs? That's not even a dinosaur, nor is it even remotely related to birds

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie 8 месяцев назад +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox 8 месяцев назад +6

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

    • Melanie Lane
      Melanie Lane 25 дней назад

      PogoBox that's irony for you, mate

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith 8 месяцев назад

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 8 месяцев назад +1


  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 8 месяцев назад

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 8 месяцев назад

    A very important topic "birds"

  • LegendaryT
    LegendaryT 8 месяцев назад

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol 8 месяцев назад

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon 8 месяцев назад

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals
    some of witch are deadly
    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion

  • gill426
    gill426 8 месяцев назад

    What the fuck is his problem though? You can be upset all you want but being so rude and bullying towards any part of creation, any part of life is just a very bad trait in a person.

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes 8 месяцев назад

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • Supportsneedlove
    Supportsneedlove 9 месяцев назад

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 9 месяцев назад

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 9 месяцев назад

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 9 месяцев назад

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 9 месяцев назад

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 9 месяцев назад


  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 10 месяцев назад

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis
    my profile pic is a close up of my penis 10 месяцев назад

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 10 месяцев назад

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 10 месяцев назад

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 10 месяцев назад

    not "sky mice" lol

  • I have an addiction Youtube
    I have an addiction Youtube 10 месяцев назад


  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 10 месяцев назад

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack
    Jack 10 месяцев назад

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • backpackjoe
    backpackjoe 10 месяцев назад +2

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 10 месяцев назад

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 10 месяцев назад +1

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 11 месяцев назад

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh