Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

  • Опубликовано:  9 месяцев назад
  • Birds will soon begin migrating to warmer climates. John Oliver says good riddance.

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  • Длительность: 3:14
  • Тэги для этого Видео:  last week tonight with john oliver  john oliver  last week tonight  birds  message to birds  john oliver birds  

Комментарии: 3 716

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes 3 дня назад

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • Daniel Larsen
    Daniel Larsen 8 дней назад

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 14 дней назад

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 19 дней назад

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 24 дня назад

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 26 дней назад

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 1 месяц назад

    Wut

  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 1 месяц назад

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 1 месяц назад

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 1 месяц назад

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 1 месяц назад

    not "sky mice" lol

  • I have an addiction Youtube
    I have an addiction Youtube 1 месяц назад

    HE FORGOT SEAGULLS, THOSE THINGS ARE THE F**KING WORST. THEY ARE USELESS, POOPING EVERYWHERE AND STEALING YOUR FOOD, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SEAGULLS.

  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 1 месяц назад

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack Ding
    Jack Ding 2 месяца назад

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • BackPack Joe
    BackPack Joe 2 месяца назад

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 2 месяца назад

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 2 месяца назад

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 2 месяца назад

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

  • Darcy Sweet
    Darcy Sweet 2 месяца назад

    J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

  • bigmus8285able
    bigmus8285able 2 месяца назад

    Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 2 месяца назад

    I love you Penguins!

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 2 месяца назад

    Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

  • TheWarburner
    TheWarburner 2 месяца назад

    :(((

  • amrita sarkar
    amrita sarkar 2 месяца назад

    nooo why John. birds are soo good

  • Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.
    Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D. 2 месяца назад

    i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

  • Waffletigercat
    Waffletigercat 2 месяца назад

    Liked for appreciating penguins.

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 2 месяца назад

    5K birds disliked this video

  • Collapze
    Collapze 2 месяца назад

    The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

  • mister smith
    mister smith 3 месяца назад

    Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

  • M'n'M'n'M
    M'n'M'n'M 3 месяца назад

    Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

  • viddork
    viddork 3 месяца назад

    I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

  • IB_M1
    IB_M1 3 месяца назад

    #Birdroast

  • Annie Thrash
    Annie Thrash 3 месяца назад

    John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

  • V D
    V D 3 месяца назад

    R.I.P Birds

  • Jamie Golembewski
    Jamie Golembewski 3 месяца назад

    why is he saying f**k you birds

  • usaid alfatih
    usaid alfatih 3 месяца назад

    So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

  • Maximiliano Luera
    Maximiliano Luera 3 месяца назад

    How did he say all this with a straight face

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 3 месяца назад

    why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 3 месяца назад

    ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

  • Anisa Mazaki
    Anisa Mazaki 4 месяца назад

    Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

  • kyle m
    kyle m 4 месяца назад

    This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

  • Joe Schlesinger
    Joe Schlesinger 4 месяца назад

    An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

  • Örlogskapten
    Örlogskapten 4 месяца назад

    Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

  • ShockScream
    ShockScream 4 месяца назад

    Yay! go penguins,

  • Jimmy Catalina
    Jimmy Catalina 4 месяца назад

    John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 4 месяца назад

    says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
    penguins: what the duck john.

  • Kris10
    Kris10 4 месяца назад

    Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

  • Jonathan Sim: Magic
    Jonathan Sim: Magic 4 месяца назад

    John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

  • Har oun
    Har oun 5 месяцев назад

    I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

  • CucumberCatalyst
    CucumberCatalyst 5 месяцев назад

    *salt*

  • YuKi Mekishiko
    YuKi Mekishiko 5 месяцев назад

    When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

  • Kyle Baryonyx
    Kyle Baryonyx 5 месяцев назад

    Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

  • Madison Amorim
    Madison Amorim 5 месяцев назад

    "Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

  • King
    King 5 месяцев назад

    John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

  • Driftin
    Driftin 6 месяцев назад

    who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

  • Natsu Dragneel16
    Natsu Dragneel16 6 месяцев назад

    He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

  • Mark Smith
    Mark Smith 6 месяцев назад

    Damn, he was roasting those birds up

  • SilverDeathLord
    SilverDeathLord 6 месяцев назад

    i like crows :)

  • KinkyPinkFemboiAlex
    KinkyPinkFemboiAlex 6 месяцев назад

    PRO BURD WITES!

  • theplaceofpeace
    theplaceofpeace 6 месяцев назад

    Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

  • Alexzander Castillo
    Alexzander Castillo 6 месяцев назад

    meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

  • Raymond Nutela
    Raymond Nutela 6 месяцев назад

    nobody fucks with penguins

  • Ali Avi
    Ali Avi 6 месяцев назад

    seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

  • Christina Tuma
    Christina Tuma 7 месяцев назад

    hey John swallower?
    Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
    lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

  • PepetheFrogHere
    PepetheFrogHere 7 месяцев назад

    Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

  • Sarah Souser
    Sarah Souser 7 месяцев назад

    Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

  • Nic Page
    Nic Page 7 месяцев назад

    This is basically this channels version of shitposting

  • PidermanChloe12
    PidermanChloe12 7 месяцев назад

    what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

  • Miss Tessa Marie
    Miss Tessa Marie 7 месяцев назад

    Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!

  • Bloop Bloop
    Bloop Bloop 7 месяцев назад

    hahahahahahhahahahhahaha wtf

  • Cream Pie
    Cream Pie 7 месяцев назад

    This video should be retitled to, "John roasts birds."

  • BigallVlad
    BigallVlad 7 месяцев назад

    thouse background laughs ....so cheap

  • fireflyserenity31
    fireflyserenity31 7 месяцев назад

    A goose, a parrot, an ostrich, a swan, a pelican, and a humming bird walked into a Starbucks and ordered a short english roast....

  • Daniel Gonzalez
    Daniel Gonzalez 7 месяцев назад

    Penguins telling Oliver- " just smile and wave"

  • Catherine Lee
    Catherine Lee 7 месяцев назад

    How can you have a rant about birds and not include pigeons, the rats of the sky?!

  • Thomas Bowman
    Thomas Bowman 7 месяцев назад

    He's mad because he secretly is a penguin.

    • patrick watkins
      patrick watkins 6 месяцев назад

      he didn't roast penguins though.


  • ConicalReason
    ConicalReason 7 месяцев назад

    He just mad cause he look like a bird. bse

  • Emily
    Emily 7 месяцев назад

    But... Penguins can't fly either...

  • Avery Cash
    Avery Cash 7 месяцев назад

    I feel the British

  • Nough A.
    Nough A. 7 месяцев назад

    LOL do bugs roast too please😂

  • Epicurus
    Epicurus 7 месяцев назад

    haha johns face is uncanny valley

  • Fernandez S
    Fernandez S 7 месяцев назад

    what about red tailed hawks?

  • Barni Yamum
    Barni Yamum 7 месяцев назад

    now they promote bird killings?

  • omg hey there
    omg hey there 7 месяцев назад

    LOL I just moved from NY to Florida...I'm sure he would love me :D :D : D :D :D

  • Exter
    Exter 7 месяцев назад

    The laugh tracks are annoying.

  • Sonya Eucalyptus
    Sonya Eucalyptus 8 месяцев назад

    "sky mice", hilarious.

  • That of a Rose
    That of a Rose 8 месяцев назад

    "Every single bird is just a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs." What he shows on the screen ain't even a dinosaur

  • dandeentremont
    dandeentremont 8 месяцев назад

    Man, this show is getting too political.

  • James Bowden
    James Bowden 8 месяцев назад

    Pterosaurs weren't flying dinosaurs.

  • Nick B.
    Nick B. 8 месяцев назад

    Obese bees in need of a nose-job! Brilliant. 😂

  • remsan03
    remsan03 8 месяцев назад

    John Oliver having his revenge because some bird pooped on him. Nice!

  • ClON3
    ClON3 8 месяцев назад

    arrest john for hate speech against birds #birdslivesmatter

  • Tina Lu
    Tina Lu 8 месяцев назад

    the new thing is being misled to see a video listed as NEW by impersonators of "LastWeekTonight" (no spaces) broadcasting re-runs thru YouTube under "Last Week Tonight " (using spaces).

  • Kun Feng
    Kun Feng 8 месяцев назад

    that escalated quickly

  • Floyed Lobo
    Floyed Lobo 8 месяцев назад

    I love most of the episodes but this one is the most boring episode ever!

  • TerryMacka McKenzie
    TerryMacka McKenzie 8 месяцев назад

    John Oliver you are a boring shill. Jimmy Dore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Oliver

  • Allyce Sarı
    Allyce Sarı 8 месяцев назад

    What the fuck did I just watch?

  • Erik Hoss
    Erik Hoss 8 месяцев назад

    John, you're not supposed to like parrots because they can talk, you're supposed to like them because you look like a parrot who works at a bank.

  • MemphiStig
    MemphiStig 8 месяцев назад

    angry@birds. lol.
    seriously, tho, you know if trump's elected he won't let any immigrant birds into the country. "trust me. no one's better at protecting us from birds. i'm gonna build a wall, and the birds are gonna pay for it. hey, billy! you ever grab a bird by the pussy? when you're famous, they let you!"

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