Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2016
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  • Nicolas Nario
    Nicolas Nario 17 часов назад


  • loveld Lu
    loveld Lu День назад

    So here's my issue if you watch John Oliver show he showed at the airport how this child was molested by the security guard and parents think there's nothing I can do about it there is something you can do about it because that is dirty and disgusting the way you think I'm a man should grow up your child okay there's other ways of I'm doing and checking and securing the area than that and we as parents should not put up with that and the man another way of doing that so and you love your children and you don't want to leave them that sit by security at airport need to do something about that

  • Arpita Kunder
    Arpita Kunder 10 дней назад

    Get lost birds 🦅 stop shitting on people looks like ducks who played football and never go the gymn

  • Prateek Yadav
    Prateek Yadav 10 дней назад

    And yet you are playing Zazu. >:( Fuck you John... you lied. You don't hate birds.

  • John Creasy
    John Creasy 14 дней назад

    "Oh, didn't you hear about that?"
    "About what?"
    "That everyobdy knows that the bird is the word! Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word!"

  • Emanuel Rojas
    Emanuel Rojas 17 дней назад

    Many birds are fucking terrifying!

  • tree hugger10
    tree hugger10 20 дней назад

    I'm going to miss migratory birds

  • Felix Römer
    Felix Römer Месяц назад

    But... all the birds are my friends :(

  • Arkadi Grikoevich
    Arkadi Grikoevich Месяц назад

    and john oliver play Zazoo in the next Lion king lolll !!!

  • Sum141
    Sum141 Месяц назад

    In bird culture,this is considered a dick move

  • BidM142
    BidM142 Месяц назад

    Watching this now is even funnier knowing that John is voicing Zazu in The Lion King remake

  • Mitch Jump
    Mitch Jump Месяц назад +1

    John is a cuck

  • NattyGman
    NattyGman Месяц назад

    Another bird stole his lunch didn’t it

  • WhoozyOMO
    WhoozyOMO Месяц назад

    You disgusting sky mice.

  • Muriel Treille
    Muriel Treille Месяц назад

    Oh come on dude, not cool towards the fluffles! ;-P

  • Maya Papaya
    Maya Papaya 2 месяца назад

    And now he is casted as a bird in the Lion King, what a character development

  • Sebastian Kastaun
    Sebastian Kastaun 2 месяца назад


  • Meghan
    Meghan 2 месяца назад

    I was prepared to fight him if he trash talked penguins

  • Meghan
    Meghan 2 месяца назад

    The best 3:14 minutes of my life

  • Fantasy Fangirl
    Fantasy Fangirl 2 месяца назад

    This is by far the greatest video on this channel.

  • tiramisu951
    tiramisu951 2 месяца назад

    "a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs." He didn't even show a dinosaur.

  • AniBrun Universe
    AniBrun Universe 2 месяца назад

    Y u insult a parrot when u a parrot

  • A W
    A W 2 месяца назад

    Very funny John, I love your way with words. Very fresh, very unique.

  • Nathalie Amyotte
    Nathalie Amyotte 2 месяца назад

    I was trying to find inspiration for my rant project about bird abuse and I don't know what I was expecting from John Oliver but this is exactly it and I still don't know how to write my rant!

  • jesus gutierrez
    jesus gutierrez 2 месяца назад

    android 16 would not approve

  • Frank Müller
    Frank Müller 2 месяца назадвидео.html&t=199s John Oliver the Traitor Cuck^^ Wake up Americans greetings from Germany.

  • HannukahHerschel
    HannukahHerschel 2 месяца назад

    2:39 most condescending way to say birds

  • Ghost
    Ghost 2 месяца назад

    0:07 what about Game of Thrones

  • Ashleigh Myrtle
    Ashleigh Myrtle 2 месяца назад

    Why is this me at the end of a week on exotics? 😂😅

  • Julian Engel
    Julian Engel 2 месяца назад

    I do expect more of John Oliver...

  • James Schindel
    James Schindel 2 месяца назад

    I literally choked laughing

  • stefan beaubut
    stefan beaubut 3 месяца назад

    They actually are dinosaurs. Look it up. I know, it's insane.

  • Nilotpal Sharma
    Nilotpal Sharma 3 месяца назад

    John Oliver berating Birds is the best on the Internet.

  • Katelyn Trujillo
    Katelyn Trujillo 3 месяца назад

    Roasts year later cast as the coolest bird in highly anticipated Disney movie XD

  • Charles Darwin
    Charles Darwin 3 месяца назад

    Why did they bleep him?

  • Belvin Nadar
    Belvin Nadar 3 месяца назад +1

    Legend has it that a bird shat on John's face

  • Lekweef
    Lekweef 3 месяца назад

    John Oliver, please lull me to sleep.

  • khadra20
    khadra20 3 месяца назад

    I agree with you sir, birds are a visual mess to behold, but surely pigeons are the worst kind of birds, I have a fear that they might take over the world! Or London.

  • The Budgie Admiral
    The Budgie Admiral 3 месяца назад


  • Guillaume Drolet
    Guillaume Drolet 3 месяца назад

    but .. swans are nice .. :P

  • JammastaJ23
    JammastaJ23 4 месяца назад

    Agree with Obama on the Audubon society.

  • ボノさんの日常
    ボノさんの日常 4 месяца назад

    I goose the only thing I can say to him is to go in front of a mirror and look at it. Cuz if you hate parrots, you're looking just at it. Lol

  • Loura Canisara
    Loura Canisara 4 месяца назад

    Not that he was going for accuracy, but when he said 'dinosaurs' he showed a picture of a pterodactyl, which is NOT a dinosaur and not related to birds at all.

  • Tony Hunter
    Tony Hunter 4 месяца назад

    What about the emu?

  • Aiden Neally
    Aiden Neally 4 месяца назад

    Says the show with an official raptor

  • artisdank
    artisdank 5 месяцев назад

    i like birds :(

  • turbo pascal
    turbo pascal 5 месяцев назад

    I think there's a bigger issue being brought up here than most people realise.
    The issue of discrimination.
    Think about it.

  • Maname Is jeff
    Maname Is jeff 5 месяцев назад

    Roasting bird's

  • General Horse
    General Horse 5 месяцев назад

    The Birds 2: Revenge on John Oliver

  • Aĸυмι ღ
    Aĸυмι ღ 5 месяцев назад


  • Cielosphere
    Cielosphere 5 месяцев назад

    Anybody else from Houston remember how The Birds keep bunching up on wires? It honestly looks like their gonna plan a seige on us.

  • Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1
    Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1 5 месяцев назад

    Fuck you birds

  • Zachary Matthew James
    Zachary Matthew James 5 месяцев назад

    No hate for ducks, John? They’re evil! They rape their dead!

  • Daniel McDavid
    Daniel McDavid 5 месяцев назад

    Your illustration of a "dinosaur" is actually not a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, on a different branch of the reptile family tree.

  • Charles Becker
    Charles Becker 5 месяцев назад

    so the bird was the word?

  • STR1 _
    STR1 _ 5 месяцев назад

    What a truly intelligent & important subject we have exclusively for the internet ladies and gentlemen.

  • Gagan Aggarwal
    Gagan Aggarwal 5 месяцев назад

    Birds not only get to fly away from the cold , but also from a Trump
    ruled America.

  • Darren Sanderson
    Darren Sanderson 5 месяцев назад

    "Shitty sequel to the Dinosaurs"
    I feel like we need to introduce you to Cassowaries...

  • Yumehop hype!
    Yumehop hype! 5 месяцев назад

    he loves the adelie penguins!

  • Guthrum
    Guthrum 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Basically, every human being talks and I hate most of them!!" *I'M DECEASED*

  • Bridget L
    Bridget L 6 месяцев назад

    *sky rats 🐀

  • Evan Blake
    Evan Blake 6 месяцев назад

    Still one of the best John Oliver segments.

  • Bridget
    Bridget 6 месяцев назад

    Realistically you can’t say anything bad about penguins, they’re perfect

  • Damia O'Loughlin
    Damia O'Loughlin 6 месяцев назад

    I watched this video with my budgie

  • Robert Duncan
    Robert Duncan 6 месяцев назад

    # hahahah

  • PiXeLGeneral
    PiXeLGeneral 6 месяцев назад

    But cute little birbs how about them :

  • bob jones
    bob jones 6 месяцев назад

    total loss. . . . well, i did relate to the "I hope you meet a wind turbine on the way back"

  • Valiant Bradley James
    Valiant Bradley James 6 месяцев назад

    those poor ostriches, lol

  • Austin Friend
    Austin Friend 6 месяцев назад


    SNEAKxxATTACK 6 месяцев назад

    Highest budget show. Yes and remember there's also dragons on this channel.

  • Simon Van Ootegem
    Simon Van Ootegem 6 месяцев назад

    In bird culture..., this is concidered as a dick move....

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver 7 месяцев назад +289

    hes just upset that he looks like a near-sighted parrot.

    • aberon
      aberon Месяц назад

      A very beaky looking bird, at that.

    • Grant Shreves
      Grant Shreves 2 месяца назад

      That works at a bank

    • Dercy De La Cruz
      Dercy De La Cruz 3 месяца назад +12

      irony is that he will play a bird in the Lion King movie

  • Katherine Roush
    Katherine Roush 7 месяцев назад

    Most relatable vedio ever

  • TheKyubiisaan
    TheKyubiisaan 7 месяцев назад

    The red tailed hawk is gonna be pissed

  • Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer 7 месяцев назад

    Are penguins actually birds?
    LOL@ “disgusting flying mites”

  • Matthew Dunaway
    Matthew Dunaway 7 месяцев назад +1

    Damn right leave the penguins alone don’t you dare dis Grape-kun.

  • Samantha Womack
    Samantha Womack 7 месяцев назад

    Puffins are also an exception.
    But then there's NO MORE

    • Penguin321
      Penguin321 7 месяцев назад

      Ducks are pretty legit.

  • A Bird Lover
    A Bird Lover 7 месяцев назад


  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 7 месяцев назад

    Some of you clowns have no sense of humor

  • Linda Lopez
    Linda Lopez 7 месяцев назад

    On parrots: "basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them". lololol misanthropic comedic gold! I agree with the geese rant - they're mean, entitled, and fowl 😊

  • MultiDragonPro
    MultiDragonPro 8 месяцев назад

    They did nothing wrong??

  • Matthew Rosa
    Matthew Rosa 8 месяцев назад


  • ndisfoshiz
    ndisfoshiz 8 месяцев назад

    if it flies, it dies

  • jenna struble
    jenna struble 8 месяцев назад

    The audience is so offended on the birds behalf

  • RinaOfDoom
    RinaOfDoom 8 месяцев назад

    I also despise birds. I didn't used to have a problem with them until some made a nest on top of my stairwell lamp. This lead to years of constant chirping and getting dive-bombed every time I left the house. I wish I'd had a tennis racket or something.

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 9 месяцев назад

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 9 месяцев назад

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 9 месяцев назад

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • Max Verstappen .
    Max Verstappen . 9 месяцев назад

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 9 месяцев назад

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton 10 месяцев назад +4

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

    • Loura Canisara
      Loura Canisara 4 месяца назад

      Victoria Walton you might be nerdy, but did you notice that he showed a pterodactyl when he mentioned dinosaurs? That's not even a dinosaur, nor is it even remotely related to birds

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie 10 месяцев назад +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox 10 месяцев назад +9

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

    • Melanie Lane
      Melanie Lane 3 месяца назад

      PogoBox that's irony for you, mate

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith 10 месяцев назад

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 10 месяцев назад +1


  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 10 месяцев назад

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 10 месяцев назад

    A very important topic "birds"

  • Tom Nguyen
    Tom Nguyen 10 месяцев назад

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol 10 месяцев назад

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon 11 месяцев назад

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals
    some of witch are deadly
    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion