Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

  • Опубликовано:  Год назад
  • Birds will soon begin migrating to warmer climates. John Oliver says good riddance.

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  • Длительность: 3:14
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Комментарии: 3 736

  • Silver Rose
    Silver Rose 23 часа назад

    One time an ostrich bit me.

  • TheKyubiisaan
    TheKyubiisaan День назад

    The red tailed hawk is gonna be pissed

  • Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer 2 дня назад

    Are penguins actually birds?

    LOL@ “disgusting flying mites”

  • Matthew Dunaway
    Matthew Dunaway 3 дня назад

    Damn right leave the penguins alone don’t you dare dis Grape-kun.

  • Samantha Womack
    Samantha Womack 4 дня назад

    Puffins are also an exception.
    But then there's NO MORE

  • A Bird Lover
    A Bird Lover 10 дней назад

    :(

  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 13 дней назад

    Some of you clowns have no sense of humor

  • Linda Lopez
    Linda Lopez 20 дней назад

    On parrots: "basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them". lololol misanthropic comedic gold! I agree with the geese rant - they're mean, entitled, and fowl 😊

  • Michael Kim
    Michael Kim 25 дней назад

    What the fuck is wrong with you John

  • MultiDragonPro
    MultiDragonPro 27 дней назад

    They did nothing wrong??

  • Matthew Rosa
    Matthew Rosa Месяц назад

    REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO TIPPI HENDREN!-I'D TALK A LITTLE SWEETER IF I WERE YOU!

  • ndisfoshiz
    ndisfoshiz Месяц назад

    if it flies, it dies

  • jenna cooper
    jenna cooper Месяц назад

    The audience is so offended on the birds behalf

  • RinaOfDoom
    RinaOfDoom Месяц назад

    I also despise birds. I didn't used to have a problem with them until some made a nest on top of my stairwell lamp. This lead to years of constant chirping and getting dive-bombed every time I left the house. I wish I'd had a tennis racket or something.

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 2 месяца назад

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 2 месяца назад

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 2 месяца назад

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • I'm
    I'm 2 месяца назад

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 2 месяца назад

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton 3 месяца назад +2

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie 3 месяца назад +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox 3 месяца назад +2

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith 3 месяца назад

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • It's me Ryan
    It's me Ryan 3 месяца назад +1

    THIS IS THE INTERNET I SINGED UP FOR

  • It's me Ryan
    It's me Ryan 3 месяца назад

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • It's me Ryan
    It's me Ryan 3 месяца назад

    A very important topic "birds"

  • LegendaryT
    LegendaryT 3 месяца назад

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol 3 месяца назад

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon 3 месяца назад

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals

    some of witch are deadly

    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion

  • gill426
    gill426 3 месяца назад

    What the fuck is his problem though? You can be upset all you want but being so rude and bullying towards any part of creation, any part of life is just a very bad trait in a person.

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes 4 месяца назад

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • Supportsneedlove
    Supportsneedlove 4 месяца назад

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 4 месяца назад

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 4 месяца назад

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 4 месяца назад

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 4 месяца назад

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 5 месяцев назад

    Wut

  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 5 месяцев назад

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis
    my profile pic is a close up of my penis 5 месяцев назад

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 5 месяцев назад

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 5 месяцев назад

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 5 месяцев назад

    not "sky mice" lol

  • I have an addiction Youtube
    I have an addiction Youtube 5 месяцев назад

    HE FORGOT SEAGULLS, THOSE THINGS ARE THE F**KING WORST. THEY ARE USELESS, POOPING EVERYWHERE AND STEALING YOUR FOOD, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SEAGULLS.

  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 5 месяцев назад

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack Ding
    Jack Ding 6 месяцев назад

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • backpackjoe
    backpackjoe 6 месяцев назад +2

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 6 месяцев назад

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 6 месяцев назад

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 6 месяцев назад

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

  • Darcy Sweet
    Darcy Sweet 6 месяцев назад

    J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

  • bigmus8285able
    bigmus8285able 6 месяцев назад

    Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 6 месяцев назад

    I love you Penguins!

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 6 месяцев назад

    Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

  • TheWarburner
    TheWarburner 6 месяцев назад

    :(((

  • amrita sarkar
    amrita sarkar 6 месяцев назад

    nooo why John. birds are soo good

  • Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.
    Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D. 6 месяцев назад

    i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

  • Waffletigercat
    Waffletigercat 6 месяцев назад

    Liked for appreciating penguins.

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 6 месяцев назад

    5K birds disliked this video

  • Collapze
    Collapze 6 месяцев назад

    The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

  • mister smith
    mister smith 7 месяцев назад

    Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

  • M'n'M'n'M
    M'n'M'n'M 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

  • viddork
    viddork 7 месяцев назад

    I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

  • IB_M1
    IB_M1 7 месяцев назад

    #Birdroast

  • Annie Thrash
    Annie Thrash 7 месяцев назад +1

    John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

  • V D
    V D 7 месяцев назад

    R.I.P Birds

  • Jamie Golembewski
    Jamie Golembewski 7 месяцев назад +1

    why is he saying f**k you birds

  • usaid alfatih
    usaid alfatih 7 месяцев назад +1

    So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

  • Maximiliano Luera
    Maximiliano Luera 7 месяцев назад +1

    How did he say all this with a straight face

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 7 месяцев назад

    why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 7 месяцев назад

    ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

  • Anisa Mazaki
    Anisa Mazaki 8 месяцев назад

    Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

  • kyle m
    kyle m 8 месяцев назад +1

    This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

  • Joe Schlesinger
    Joe Schlesinger 8 месяцев назад

    An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

  • Örlogskapten
    Örlogskapten 8 месяцев назад

    Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

  • ShockScream
    ShockScream 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yay! go penguins,

  • Jimmy Catalina
    Jimmy Catalina 8 месяцев назад

    John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 8 месяцев назад +2

    says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
    penguins: what the duck john.

  • Kris10
    Kris10 8 месяцев назад

    Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

  • Jonathan Sim: Magic
    Jonathan Sim: Magic 8 месяцев назад

    John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

  • Haroun Bensaadi
    Haroun Bensaadi 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

  • Malbraxis
    Malbraxis 9 месяцев назад

    *salt*

  • YuKi Mekishiko
    YuKi Mekishiko 9 месяцев назад

    When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

  • Kyle Baryonyx
    Kyle Baryonyx 9 месяцев назад

    Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

  • Madison Amorim
    Madison Amorim 9 месяцев назад

    "Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

  • King
    King 9 месяцев назад

    John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

  • flightMC
    flightMC 10 месяцев назад

    who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

  • Natsu Dragneel16
    Natsu Dragneel16 10 месяцев назад

    He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

  • Mark Smith
    Mark Smith 10 месяцев назад

    Damn, he was roasting those birds up

  • SilverDeathLord
    SilverDeathLord 10 месяцев назад

    i like crows :)

  • KinkyPinkFemboiAlex
    KinkyPinkFemboiAlex 10 месяцев назад

    PRO BURD WITES!

  • theplaceofpeace
    theplaceofpeace 10 месяцев назад

    Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

  • Alexzander Castillo
    Alexzander Castillo 10 месяцев назад

    meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

  • Ricky A2S007TL8Y
    Ricky A2S007TL8Y 10 месяцев назад

    nobody fucks with penguins

  • Ali Avi
    Ali Avi 10 месяцев назад

    seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

  • Christina Tuma
    Christina Tuma 10 месяцев назад

    hey John swallower?
    Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
    lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

  • 101001
    101001 11 месяцев назад +1

    Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

  • Sarah Souser
    Sarah Souser 11 месяцев назад

    Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

  • Nic Page
    Nic Page 11 месяцев назад

    This is basically this channels version of shitposting

  • PidermanChloe12
    PidermanChloe12 11 месяцев назад

    what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

  • Miss Tessa Marie
    Miss Tessa Marie 11 месяцев назад

    Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!