Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2016
  • Birds will soon begin migrating to warmer climates. John Oliver says good riddance.
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Комментарии • 3 748

  • Loura Canisara
    Loura Canisara 20 часов назад

    Not that he was going for accuracy, but when he said 'dinosaurs' he showed a picture of a pterodactyl, which is NOT a dinosaur and not related to birds at all.

  • Tony Hunter
    Tony Hunter 2 дня назад

    What about the emu?

  • Aiden Neally
    Aiden Neally 20 дней назад

    Says the show with an official raptor

  • artisdank
    artisdank 24 дня назад

    i like birds :(

  • turbo pascal
    turbo pascal Месяц назад

    I think there's a bigger issue being brought up here than most people realise.
    The issue of discrimination.
    Think about it.

  • Maname Is jeff
    Maname Is jeff Месяц назад

    Roasting bird's

  • General Horse
    General Horse Месяц назад

    The Birds 2: Revenge on John Oliver

  • Aĸυмι ღ
    Aĸυмι ღ Месяц назад


  • Cielosphere
    Cielosphere Месяц назад

    Anybody else from Houston remember how The Birds keep bunching up on wires? It honestly looks like their gonna plan a seige on us.

  • Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1
    Carlos_Spicyweiner2000 1 Месяц назад

    Fuck you birds

  • Zachary Matthew James
    Zachary Matthew James Месяц назад

    No hate for ducks, John? They’re evil! They rape their dead!

  • Daniel McDavid
    Daniel McDavid Месяц назад

    Your illustration of a "dinosaur" is actually not a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, on a different branch of the reptile family tree.

  • Charles Becker
    Charles Becker Месяц назад

    so the bird was the word?

  • Meme Daddy
    Meme Daddy Месяц назад

    What a truly intelligent & important subject we have exclusively for the internet ladies and gentlemen.

  • Gagan Aggarwal
    Gagan Aggarwal Месяц назад

    Birds not only get to fly away from the cold , but also from a Trump
    ruled America.

  • Darren Sanderson
    Darren Sanderson Месяц назад

    "Shitty sequel to the Dinosaurs"
    I feel like we need to introduce you to Cassowaries...

  • Yumehop hype!
    Yumehop hype! Месяц назад

    he loves the adelie penguins!

  • Sophia Ahmed
    Sophia Ahmed Месяц назад +2

    "Basically, every human being talks and I hate most of them!!" *I'M DECEASED*

  • April Summer
    April Summer Месяц назад

    *sky rats 🐀

  • Evan Blake
    Evan Blake Месяц назад

    Still one of the best John Oliver segments.

  • Bridget
    Bridget Месяц назад

    Realistically you can’t say anything bad about penguins, they’re perfect

  • Damia O'Loughlin
    Damia O'Loughlin 2 месяца назад

    I watched this video with my budgie

  • Robert Duncan
    Robert Duncan 2 месяца назад

    # hahahah

  • PiXeLGeneral
    PiXeLGeneral 2 месяца назад

    But cute little birbs how about them :<

  • bob jones
    bob jones 2 месяца назад

    total loss. . . . well, i did relate to the "I hope you meet a wind turbine on the way back"

  • C Painter
    C Painter 2 месяца назад

    Thanks for giving Penguins a pass. They are my fave animals.

  • Valiant Bradley James
    Valiant Bradley James 2 месяца назад

    those poor ostriches, lol

  • Austin Friend
    Austin Friend 2 месяца назад


    SNEAKxxATTACK 2 месяца назад

    Highest budget show. Yes and remember there's also dragons on this channel.

  • Simon Van Ootegem
    Simon Van Ootegem 2 месяца назад

    In bird culture..., this is concidered as a dick move....

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver 2 месяца назад +6

    hes just upset that he looks like a near-sighted parrot.

  • Katherine Roush
    Katherine Roush 2 месяца назад

    Most relatable vedio ever

  • TheKyubiisaan
    TheKyubiisaan 2 месяца назад

    The red tailed hawk is gonna be pissed

  • Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer 2 месяца назад

    Are penguins actually birds?
    LOL@ “disgusting flying mites”

  • Matthew Dunaway
    Matthew Dunaway 3 месяца назад +1

    Damn right leave the penguins alone don’t you dare dis Grape-kun.

  • Samantha Womack
    Samantha Womack 3 месяца назад

    Puffins are also an exception.
    But then there's NO MORE

    • Penguin321
      Penguin321 2 месяца назад

      Ducks are pretty legit.

  • A Bird Lover
    A Bird Lover 3 месяца назад


  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 3 месяца назад

    Some of you clowns have no sense of humor

  • Linda Lopez
    Linda Lopez 3 месяца назад

    On parrots: "basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them". lololol misanthropic comedic gold! I agree with the geese rant - they're mean, entitled, and fowl 😊

  • Michael Kim
    Michael Kim 3 месяца назад

    What the fuck is wrong with you John

  • MultiDragonPro
    MultiDragonPro 3 месяца назад

    They did nothing wrong??

  • Matthew Rosa
    Matthew Rosa 4 месяца назад


  • ndisfoshiz
    ndisfoshiz 4 месяца назад

    if it flies, it dies

  • jenna cooper
    jenna cooper 4 месяца назад

    The audience is so offended on the birds behalf

  • RinaOfDoom
    RinaOfDoom 4 месяца назад

    I also despise birds. I didn't used to have a problem with them until some made a nest on top of my stairwell lamp. This lead to years of constant chirping and getting dive-bombed every time I left the house. I wish I'd had a tennis racket or something.

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 5 месяцев назад

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 5 месяцев назад

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 5 месяцев назад

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • I'm
    I'm 5 месяцев назад

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 5 месяцев назад

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton 6 месяцев назад +2

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

    • Loura Canisara
      Loura Canisara 20 часов назад

      Victoria Walton you might be nerdy, but did you notice that he showed a pterodactyl when he mentioned dinosaurs? That's not even a dinosaur, nor is it even remotely related to birds

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie 6 месяцев назад +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox 6 месяцев назад +3

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith 6 месяцев назад

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 6 месяцев назад +1


  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 6 месяцев назад

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels 6 месяцев назад

    A very important topic "birds"

  • LegendaryT
    LegendaryT 6 месяцев назад

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol 6 месяцев назад

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon 6 месяцев назад

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals
    some of witch are deadly
    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion

  • gill426
    gill426 6 месяцев назад

    What the fuck is his problem though? You can be upset all you want but being so rude and bullying towards any part of creation, any part of life is just a very bad trait in a person.

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes 6 месяцев назад

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • Supportsneedlove
    Supportsneedlove 7 месяцев назад

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 7 месяцев назад

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 7 месяцев назад

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 7 месяцев назад

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 7 месяцев назад

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 7 месяцев назад


  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 8 месяцев назад

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis
    my profile pic is a close up of my penis 8 месяцев назад

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 8 месяцев назад

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 8 месяцев назад

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 8 месяцев назад

    not "sky mice" lol

  • I have an addiction Youtube
    I have an addiction Youtube 8 месяцев назад


  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 8 месяцев назад

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack
    Jack 8 месяцев назад

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • backpackjoe
    backpackjoe 8 месяцев назад +2

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 8 месяцев назад

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 8 месяцев назад +1

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 9 месяцев назад

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

  • Darcy Sweet
    Darcy Sweet 9 месяцев назад

    J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

  • bigmus8285able
    bigmus8285able 9 месяцев назад

    Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 9 месяцев назад

    I love you Penguins!

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 9 месяцев назад

    Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

  • TheWarburner
    TheWarburner 9 месяцев назад


  • amrita sarkar
    amrita sarkar 9 месяцев назад

    nooo why John. birds are soo good

  • Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.
    Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D. 9 месяцев назад

    i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

  • Waffletigercat
    Waffletigercat 9 месяцев назад

    Liked for appreciating penguins.

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 9 месяцев назад

    5K birds disliked this video

  • Collapze
    Collapze 9 месяцев назад

    The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

  • mister smith
    mister smith 10 месяцев назад

    Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

  • M'n'M'n'M
    M'n'M'n'M 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

  • viddork
    viddork 10 месяцев назад

    I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

  • IB_M1
    IB_M1 10 месяцев назад


  • Annie Thrash
    Annie Thrash 10 месяцев назад +1

    John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

  • V D
    V D 10 месяцев назад

    R.I.P Birds

  • Jamie Golembewski
    Jamie Golembewski 10 месяцев назад +1

    why is he saying f**k you birds

  • usaid alfatih
    usaid alfatih 10 месяцев назад +1

    So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

  • Maximiliano Luera
    Maximiliano Luera 10 месяцев назад +1

    How did he say all this with a straight face

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 10 месяцев назад

    why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds