Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

  • Опубликовано:  11 месяцев назад
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  • Длительность: 3:14
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Комментарии: 3 734

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 3 дня назад

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 8 дней назад

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 8 дней назад

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • I'm
    I'm 15 дней назад

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 22 дня назад

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton Месяц назад +2

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie Месяц назад +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox Месяц назад +2

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith Месяц назад

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Месяц назад


  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Месяц назад

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Месяц назад

    A very important topic "birds"

  • LegendaryT
    LegendaryT Месяц назад

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol Месяц назад

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon Месяц назад

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals

    some of witch are deadly

    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion

  • gill426
    gill426 Месяц назад

    What the fuck is his problem though? You can be upset all you want but being so rude and bullying towards any part of creation, any part of life is just a very bad trait in a person.

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes 2 месяца назад

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • I can not wait!
    I can not wait! 2 месяца назад

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 2 месяца назад

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 2 месяца назад

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 2 месяца назад

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 2 месяца назад

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 3 месяца назад


  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 3 месяца назад

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis
    my profile pic is a close up of my penis 3 месяца назад

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 3 месяца назад

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 3 месяца назад

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 3 месяца назад

    not "sky mice" lol

  • I have an addiction Youtube
    I have an addiction Youtube 3 месяца назад


  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 3 месяца назад

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack Ding
    Jack Ding 3 месяца назад

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • backpackjoe
    backpackjoe 3 месяца назад +2

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 4 месяца назад

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 4 месяца назад

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 4 месяца назад

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

  • Darcy Sweet
    Darcy Sweet 4 месяца назад

    J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

  • bigmus8285able
    bigmus8285able 4 месяца назад

    Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 4 месяца назад

    I love you Penguins!

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 4 месяца назад

    Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

  • TheWarburner
    TheWarburner 4 месяца назад


  • amrita sarkar
    amrita sarkar 4 месяца назад

    nooo why John. birds are soo good

  • Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.
    Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D. 4 месяца назад

    i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

  • Waffletigercat
    Waffletigercat 4 месяца назад

    Liked for appreciating penguins.

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 4 месяца назад

    5K birds disliked this video

  • Collapze
    Collapze 4 месяца назад

    The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

  • mister smith
    mister smith 5 месяцев назад

    Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

  • M'n'M'n'M
    M'n'M'n'M 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

  • viddork
    viddork 5 месяцев назад

    I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

  • IB_M1
    IB_M1 5 месяцев назад


  • Annie Thrash
    Annie Thrash 5 месяцев назад +1

    John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

  • V D
    V D 5 месяцев назад

    R.I.P Birds

  • Jamie Golembewski
    Jamie Golembewski 5 месяцев назад +1

    why is he saying f**k you birds

  • usaid alfatih
    usaid alfatih 5 месяцев назад +1

    So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

  • Maximiliano Luera
    Maximiliano Luera 5 месяцев назад +1

    How did he say all this with a straight face

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 5 месяцев назад

    why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 5 месяцев назад

    ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

  • Anisa Mazaki
    Anisa Mazaki 6 месяцев назад

    Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

  • kyle m
    kyle m 6 месяцев назад +1

    This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

  • Joe Schlesinger
    Joe Schlesinger 6 месяцев назад

    An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON.

  • Örlogskapten
    Örlogskapten 6 месяцев назад

    Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

  • ShockScream
    ShockScream 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yay! go penguins,

  • Jimmy Catalina
    Jimmy Catalina 6 месяцев назад

    John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 6 месяцев назад +2

    says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
    penguins: what the duck john.

  • Kris10
    Kris10 6 месяцев назад

    Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

  • Jonathan Sim: Magic
    Jonathan Sim: Magic 6 месяцев назад

    John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

  • Haroun Bensaadi
    Haroun Bensaadi 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

  • Junkmop_
    Junkmop_ 7 месяцев назад


  • YuKi Mekishiko
    YuKi Mekishiko 7 месяцев назад

    When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

  • Kyle Baryonyx
    Kyle Baryonyx 7 месяцев назад

    Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

  • Madison Amorim
    Madison Amorim 7 месяцев назад

    "Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

  • King
    King 7 месяцев назад

    John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

  • flightMC
    flightMC 8 месяцев назад

    who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

  • Natsu Dragneel16
    Natsu Dragneel16 8 месяцев назад

    He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

  • Mark Smith
    Mark Smith 8 месяцев назад

    Damn, he was roasting those birds up

  • SilverDeathLord
    SilverDeathLord 8 месяцев назад

    i like crows :)

  • KinkyPinkFemboiAlex
    KinkyPinkFemboiAlex 8 месяцев назад


  • theplaceofpeace
    theplaceofpeace 8 месяцев назад

    Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

  • Alexzander Castillo
    Alexzander Castillo 8 месяцев назад

    meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

  • Ricky A2S007TL8Y
    Ricky A2S007TL8Y 8 месяцев назад

    nobody fucks with penguins

  • Ali Avi
    Ali Avi 8 месяцев назад

    seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

  • Christina Tuma
    Christina Tuma 8 месяцев назад

    hey John swallower?
    Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
    lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

  • PepetheFrogHere
    PepetheFrogHere 9 месяцев назад +1

    Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

  • Sarah Souser
    Sarah Souser 9 месяцев назад

    Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

  • Nic Page
    Nic Page 9 месяцев назад

    This is basically this channels version of shitposting

  • PidermanChloe12
    PidermanChloe12 9 месяцев назад

    what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

  • Miss Tessa Marie
    Miss Tessa Marie 9 месяцев назад

    Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!

  • Bloop Bloop
    Bloop Bloop 9 месяцев назад

    hahahahahahhahahahhahaha wtf

  • Cream Pie
    Cream Pie 9 месяцев назад +2

    This video should be retitled to, "John roasts birds."

  • BigallVlad
    BigallVlad 9 месяцев назад

    thouse background laughs cheap

  • fireflyserenity31
    fireflyserenity31 9 месяцев назад +5

    A goose, a parrot, an ostrich, a swan, a pelican, and a humming bird walked into a Starbucks and ordered a short english roast....

  • Daniel Gonzalez
    Daniel Gonzalez 9 месяцев назад

    Penguins telling Oliver- " just smile and wave"

  • Catherine Lee
    Catherine Lee 9 месяцев назад

    How can you have a rant about birds and not include pigeons, the rats of the sky?!

  • Thomas Bowman
    Thomas Bowman 9 месяцев назад +1

    He's mad because he secretly is a penguin.

    • patrick watkins
      patrick watkins 8 месяцев назад

      he didn't roast penguins though.

  • ConicalReason
    ConicalReason 9 месяцев назад

    He just mad cause he look like a bird. bse

  • Emily
    Emily 9 месяцев назад +1

    But... Penguins can't fly either...

  • Avery Cash
    Avery Cash 9 месяцев назад

    I feel the British

  • Nough A.
    Nough A. 9 месяцев назад

    LOL do bugs roast too please😂

  • Epicurus
    Epicurus 9 месяцев назад

    haha johns face is uncanny valley

  • Fernandez S
    Fernandez S 9 месяцев назад

    what about red tailed hawks?

  • Barni Yamum
    Barni Yamum 9 месяцев назад +1

    now they promote bird killings?