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So what I get from this is, good actresses and good chemistry but bad direction.
Charlies angels franchise wasnt even warm at best ... let alone a blockbuster !
I wanted this movie to be good and I did love the old Charlie's Angels movies because I love good silly cheesy action movies.I'm gonna say it, feminism killed Charlie's Angels. The feminist touches were very heavy handed in the movie, especially at the start. *SPOILERS* She literally kills Charlie and has him replaced by a woman, makes a man the villain and every other man is either a henchman, useless or super gay. The plot is super dumb too. They throw in jargon like "block chain" and completely misuse it, if you're going make up a fictional super weapon that sounds so dumb it can't possibly exist then make up your own jargon to go with it.Seemed like they wanted to have the cheesy fun but also took themselves too seriously.Just-Smelt-Poop-Face has finally stopped looking like she just smelt poop all the time xD She was good in the movie, as were Namoi Scott and Ella Balinska and that's really the only good things about the movie.
Uh, Kristen Stewart? Lmao, just no. No offense to her, she's just wrong for the part. Here's my list of actresses I think would've been great. Comment if you agree. Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, Anne Hathaway, Nina Dobrev, Anna Kendrik, Prianka Chopra, Margo Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Amber Heard.
Kristen Stuart can do comedy. Watch some of her SNL skits.
The movie seems like a feminist fantasy.
So bad it hurts and it's the truth!
Feminism lost this once
Charlies angels international Luly redeeming the worlds ..........Guilds polls. THE cinema that expressed Pre amble freedom for women. STewart franchise was shitty. All the actress display women as Gymnast. Sports savvy women . ACtion lights the screen. WOmen need to be watching. Your review was right on . However I enjoyed the movie .
I think he gave it a C- because he was afraid to say "Charlie's Angels gets a D"
feminist shite, no thanks
It's a shitty action flick, I LOVED IT
He's judging very objectively.but the point of a charlies angels movie is to be visually iconic with the pose and everything. They dont have that. Drew cameron lucy were iconic and are better at comedy too. Stop uplifting this film lol
This movie is straight up garbage...are you okay man?
I was gonna go watch it but Elizabeth Banks blamed it's flop on bigoted white men...on second thought, no I wasn't gonna watch this dumpster fire...
"This is an action movie not meant for men." Basically a huffpost directored movie. Everybody: okay so I won't see it then, I'll go watch wonder women/alita/alien/underworld/kill bill/etc instead. Director/actresses: White sexist men are the reason this failed. They are too problematic to watch female lead stories. Is there a gas leak in Cali?
It's not bad. It's ok. Plus I just love watching Kristen Stewart😍😍
Naomi Scott is soooooo hot😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
This is such a bad film, so amateurish and cobbled together,
If we look back at Eddie Murphy in 48 hours series, he wasn’t making jokes to make the audience laugh, he was just saying some real shit that was funny. Action movies now force you to laugh. And that will be the death of good comedy
Honestly, the action could have been done better, but Kristen Stewart made this movie UNFORGETTABLE for me. Like, every single one of her jokes landed for me. The part where she supposed to be watching what is happening inside the cafe but is instead admiring a cute dog was hilarious! And then how she keep bringing up how Jane (Ella Balinska) pushed her off the roof made me wheeze. I can relate to the fights scenes being bad, but her humor made even those entertaining for me. I will say I wasn't a fan of some of the plot, it just seemed... I dunno, like they just sat down and wrote something without putting a whole lot of thought into it.
Farrah Fawcett would roll over in her grave if she could see this stupid shit !!!
Stewart just needs a good movie. She is awesome. Waiting for Underwater.
I think the public is just sick of seeing women who out punch men. its dumb and silly. so if you’re not making a dumb and silly movie, it’s going to be hot garbage. if you want to make it into an action movie, have the girls do things that are more stealthy and smart
Saw it, loved it.
I want to watch it, but sadly I’m half of the people that don’t go to the movies so I’ll await for it on dvd.
Uhh.. I respect your opinion about Aladdin.. but you is dead wrong about it 🙃
I have such a crush on Kristen Stewart. That is all lol
Me a week ago "Hey babe wanna go to the movies?"Her "umm, anything on?"Me "I could bite the bullet and go see a chick flick with ya, Charlies Angels?"Her "ughhh"Seems like Women dont even understand the modern women.
Love McG Charlie's Angels
Lol there was no agendas. Bank's herself bashed half the audience and said she didn't need them. She also said she put in feminist lines in the movie. She did all this right before the films release, so what can you expect. You alienate half your audience right before releasing and then the other half thinks it's bad. Thus making the flop she got. Now she gets rewarded for a flop with a new big budget film to crash.
I used to rely on your reviews quite heavily and would agree with the vast majority of your critiques. Now however it seems they're all an exercise in ' what I would have done if I directed this to make it better'.
Didn’t the director just flat out blame men for it flopping lol
Letrell Williams She half right and half wrong, the movie was killed before it came out and most movies in the mainstream realm are suffering too, this is also good for indie movies tho, but if you take your time to see how movies are being received you will eventually notice how everyone just claims “Movies by Hollywood trash” “Movie with political message-trash” I saw a few claming “JoJo rabbit” was just a way to blame the “Right” politically, so it also depends on how the audience reacts to movie “trailers”. The movie i dont think it’s good, Bcs I actually do like movies I like story I like the cinematography’s day this is a mainstream media, I’m not worried about the political view, but most do
If the movie was directed by Michael bay then it would have been awesome
Great costumes & wigs...very entertaining & the women were pretty. That's about it. Oh, yes, Patrick Stewart played the role as the person I met @ Berkeley a few years ago. Obnoxious to the Nth Degree. Unless there is a camera rolling, he has nothing but contempt for people who pay money to see his films.
One reason why this movie is bad is because it is a reboot that nobody asked for.
We need stunt men & women, so 105lbs privileged little pussy from France or England can do any kind of believable action, many have tried and they all look like lame shit. Leave professional action work to professionals not cute snowflakes.
I’m not watching any more movies with an agenda or that is trying to make up my mind on something. If people in Hollywood have something to sell they can get a Ted Talk. Let my entertainment be that. Entertainment.
Yeaa, no. This review? No. You haven't even seen McGee's reboot of it so LMAOOO the 2019 is definitely hot garbage and is as bad as it seems.
HFS, this movie might have set a record for a huge feature that was in and out of theaters in light speed. It’s almost completely out of the L. A. market already.
Banks hasn't directed action before? I would argue she still hasn't.
When the fuck was kristen stewart ever an "amazing actress"??
Not really sure what Stuckmann watched because this movie was pure woke trash.
Movie was garbage don’t spend your money
Hey Chris wonder what you would think would win the Razzies based on the films this year.
Elizabeth Banks: "Charlie's Angel's failed because straight white men don't like female led action franchises"Underworld & Resident Evil: "Are we jokes to you?"
michael lawton well obviously you are racist sexist boomer if you didn't like the movie. I mean she said it's not a movie for men right!? So men had a duty to go see it. Obviously
I haven't seen it but it has the look of being WHACK AF! Not interested...
Movie reviews for Das Audi Auto uber kool with a "K" window (tinted) licking hip trendy volk with a "V" ......this your dude ....bless
Hey, i'm a guy.I love Sigourney weaver in "Alien" movies.I love Linda Hamilton in "TERMINATOR" movies.I even loved Charlize Theron in "Atomic Blonde".But sorry to say, i hate those Silly Charlie's Angels movies. Terrible Direction/ stupid Action scenes and overall Terrible movies.,(All Charlie's Angel Movies).
Pretending not to love this movie Chris is
Which is worst: the movie or this review?
0:29 then why are you reviewing the 2019 version?
Overall, I liked it (-_^ )
Chris is trying SO HARD not to properly trash the movie it is so funny :)
... do people understand that the Charlie's Angels is purposely cheesy. It's just a fun movie. It's not that deep
That doesnt excuse how shitty this movie was and from the looks of it, it wasnt a fun film.
Bruh the intro for charlies angels was shit and made no sense.
Stop trying to soften the blow... Be real the movie is TRASH it bombed!!!