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Hope you guys find this topic interesting? Feel free to give feedback.I've got another political theory video in the pipeline which should be really neat (not unlike the North Korea one). Probably the video after next, but I think it's going to be good!
This is evil
I will pressure Congress to pass a law that bans mobile games.
These tricks are real but it's became old now. In Asian Mobile game market at least.
very interesting! it’ll help me make more money!
I always block notifications since they have no use really.
So, mobile gaming companies in general make their games unenjoyable yet addictive for the sake of profit.Sounds like something EA would do.
The title should be "How NOT to make Games" because AAA games these days are infected by this BS
This is depressing
make a vid about bad and good dlc.
EA clearly didn't read the "mobile" part...
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If i were to make a game, i would make obtainable as long they put effort to it and they dont need to buy it. For example currency energy and skins or costume, all obtainable.
Why is the funeral march(Chopin) playing in the background?
Great, now EA has a cheat sheet for the mobile game market.
Mobile game makers: *takes notes*
Common sense lol
Such a shame that Microsoft did this to most versions of Minecraft in that they added the marketplace. On Java edition it's all free anyway
Ads that’s what u do 999999999999999999999999 ads a day
What about the ones that add extreme time barriers that you can only skip by playing
*but it is the way to make money with games tho*
Ive never spent money on virtual games How did i do it If someone calls you a loser for not having virtual items ignore them and move on even if they are your best friend There are people in the gaming community who don’t judge you by cosmetics and are nice but these dumb British 9 year olds on fortnite who make fun of you are more common than people who don’t act like them Go solo i guess?
The 1st one describes EA
The guide to being EA
Buy not making them
You know which ones I hate the most? *SUBSCRIPTION BASED MICROTRANSACTIONS*
So be COC is what you say
How not to make mobile gamesGo to r/boneappletea for redemption
How not to make mobile gamesGo to r/bonappletea
No. I hate games asking you for money, having ads everywhere, poorly made.Remember when mobile games were good? In my mind I see a mobile game that has complete satisfaction, something that someone put their heart into, something good. No BS, no ads, no bad things. Only the good things should be on the App Store.
Lmao the office reffernce
If I get to many notifications I just remove the app, ain't here to be bothered by spam of apps. I like it simple.
I am always shocked how much money mobile games make. I have never spend a cent on mobile game.
I wish the days of the 99 cent games would come back :(
Don’t make shitty ads
Make a problem, sell a solution.
Yeah i hope we can return to the good old days of games on your phone.
I like the cgp grey style
Remember people the title say “how *NOT* to create mobile game” so read carefully before disliking and watch to the end in case you forgot
aaannnddd that's why i would never spend a single cash on a game(except for some exceptions)
Thats why mobile game don't have their credibility... No one wants the tittle of "mobile-gamer" because it down right insulting...
Developers strategy: *existHackers: *I am going to destroy this man's whole career.*
@Migisan i lost hope that anyone would reply because the video is uploaded 1 year a go.
and that's why modded apks exist :)
Actually I always hated candy crash xd it's a wierd games period
Are you working for EA?
This is bs this these videos are the reason mobile games are literally trash and toxic, these “tricks” are just manipulating little children or naive people. The fact you are trying to get people addicted and not even trying to make a descent game is the main reason the mobile game industry sucks balls no one likes micro transactions as you said a few naive children do. You are literally targeting naive children and people who get addicted easily manipulating them to buy stupid trash pay to win micro transactions, so you have moarales?
Nobody:Litterally nobody:Not a single soul:Mobile ads: *cAn I cAn BeAt ThIs LeVeL oN 1 mInUtE*
we need a word to call these interactive surrogates. Calling this stuff "a game" is an insult to every good game creator out there.
666 dislikes wtf
this vid has 665 Dislikes i added one so its now sixsixsix
This is surprisingly eerie, especially with the music and scary truth of the facts.
The S T O N K S tutorial we all need
I think this from EA team it suck dont forget to put tons of ads to stupid
*EA in a nutshell*
This is actually really good for game design
The art of the deal. By Donald Trump
It’s weird how every other mobile game does the above, yet when I try to send my original game that has none of the above to the Apple App Store, the App Review Team hits me with Guideline 4.3 Design: Spam (Copycat section), their most ambiguous guideline. Anyway supposedly their doing so is more common since they are harder on Apps since 2017 but it still is ironic that you can find a million slot machine and sim management Apps that all pretty much have the same monetization scheme in the store already when I can’t send my simple high challenge highly replayable arcade style game that is buy it and get all content, end of discussion for a low price... it’s like they want the exploitative and unoriginal but then call those that aren’t “spam” & “copycat.” LOL they are calling me this week though, because I’ve communicated well with them, but others like my case who don’t may be being treated unfairly hypocritically by Apple.
@Fliyo MB Didn't know that... though suspected it. Anyway I've already talked to them on the phone and have decided they're basically not worth it! LMAO
This is why I dislike app store of apple. If the app won't gain money post-purchase, then they won't allow it on their system.
Assistant to the regional manager
This is why i never play mobile games
This is why I have handheld and not playing mobile free2play games.And now my console is my handheld...
pretty depressing why PS Vita isn't even taken to gaming market. it was even more powerful than most of the gaming phones you see.
In my 26 years of life I have never paid a single cent to a mobile game after installing it
In my time of play FEH i never spent anything on summoning orbs
that's why i don't pay on games
My Grandma broke that strategy. She already completed Candy Crush
we know but we still do
I love how your video provided me with enough enjoyment to keep me interested, but not enough to fully satisfy me. I shall sub!
Make sure you don't have too many broke customers. They won't buy as much
THE ONLY MOBILE GAME PEOPLE NEED IS MINECRAFT PE!
Only add bitchs and ads with "mom vs. dad"
For the last time guys, EA doesn't do this. They make shitty DLC and shitty games, nothing else
*Buying anything from our in-game store disables ads*
This sound like an EA strategy
Some free player is never payNo.matter.what
Oh so just be EA games. Got it.
mmmm sounds like EA
This video disgusts me... But they disgust me much more
This is the one of the reasons "why you can't called a gamer when just playing mobile games."
SHITTY MOBILE GAME ADS
First rule 1 : Let the professionals do the job.
Gonna start making Mobile Games now.
what ever happened to that follow up video? I have enjoyed every other of your videos since but I am curious what ever happened to that one
I waste money on FGO but that ain't stopping me from 5 Stars.
This video is sponsored by EA Games.
EA HAS JOINED THE SERVER
ROBLOX I SPEND 500 USD
EA follows this graph perfektly
Thats how MAFIA works :)Only real mobile gamers will understand
The IGG games are extremely successful they make so much money from people it’s a pay to play but you can free to play
Manager assistant... 200-250 years... LOL
This is how capitalism feels like
How NOT to Make Mobile Games:Do not make it
oh you need to change to title"EA 101 how to be a shit developer"in my opinion there are few games on mobile that are truly made by good developers with intention of satisfying the player not getting money. mobile market is almost gone (you know what i mean) and its taking over normal pc gaming too. bethesdas fallout 76, EAs every game after 2011, trashnite by epic fucks. and its growing and soon bye bye video games. internet is falling apart and this cracks are filled not by things most of us love but by "internet heroes" ,snowflakes of internet, feminists, normies, journalists and generally world was physically pathetic before now its pathetic all around
How about be EA
When someone pays lots of money to play less of the game they paid for*_STONKS_*
EA - Pay to win.
And then one person glitches the game and get everything for free
ive never paid a single dollar in mobile game. but i can't say same thing on steam
You’re not immune to propaganda