Funniest Kid Test Answers & Funny Detention Slips (2019)

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  • Amara Stuart
    Amara Stuart 21 hour ago

    Sea serpent

  • Brandon Schleiter

    I wish I had all my detention slips

  • Lokita Besos
    Lokita Besos 2 days ago

    I remember signing all of my red alerts and then when parent conference came the teacher brought out 2 stacks of red alerts and the teacher told my mom shes had way too many red alerts and its like she doesnt care and my mom just stared at me at how many ive had and says i dnt remember signing so many and i told her well u signed idk what to tell you

  • Cincy Red
    Cincy Red 2 days ago

    My mom and I speak pig Latin to each other

  • still cryinq
    still cryinq 2 days ago

    Brooks I'm dieing

  • Rachjumper Jr. aka Heroic Rachjumper

    Here is how to spell explanation: e-x-p-l-a-n-a-t-I-o-n - ''explanation''

  • Rainbow Psycho
    Rainbow Psycho 3 days ago

    ‘I will ride a sea serpent’

  • Sephiroth Blade
    Sephiroth Blade 3 days ago

    7:59 is he bipolar? He just switched from one emotion to another 😂😂😂

  • Bethany Gatten
    Bethany Gatten 3 days ago +1

    Four words better than I love you too is school is canceled forever!

  • Anna Mcgrew
    Anna Mcgrew 3 days ago

    6:53 lil dude wants to ride a sea serpent

  • JIM PATS LOSE
    JIM PATS LOSE 3 days ago

    5:24 that kid knows too much LOL!

  • Marilyn Hoskins
    Marilyn Hoskins 3 days ago

    I feel like if I ware the shirt people will think I'm pregnant

  • Zoie Franklin
    Zoie Franklin 3 days ago +1

    Omg you are so funny you make me laugh so hard 😂😂

  • Bernard Gorong
    Bernard Gorong 4 days ago

    No one knows,book mart 😦

  • Heyitsmikailaaa
    Heyitsmikailaaa 4 days ago +1

    When he said I bet the person that did this has a pinky in there mouth! And I was biting my nail of my pinky😂 #funnyyoutuber

  • Toghon Temür Khan
    Toghon Temür Khan 4 days ago +1

    That kid said “Ride þ Sea Serpent” also he has horrible handwriting.

  • Piper Russell
    Piper Russell 5 days ago

    OMG I love the book fair!!!!!!!

  • Expo Playz
    Expo Playz 5 days ago

    The kid said before I am 100 years old I wanna ride a sea serpent

  • Expo Playz
    Expo Playz 5 days ago

    I was watching this video and my brother said he got the pregnant shirt but he spelled pregnant praegntea that’s when the intro said get a dictionary
    I died

  • Norma Diaz
    Norma Diaz 5 days ago

    April Ham Lincon

  • GP Hyena
    GP Hyena 6 days ago

    12:44 that was me when I was 5

  • Lance Stewart A god
    Lance Stewart A god 6 days ago

    Once I got an “D” on my test so I wrote my name and my teacher and I didn’t get caught
    Edit: how is she a teacher?😂

  • Abbsfordays 36
    Abbsfordays 36 6 days ago +2

    it said 5 friends and himself... 5+1=6 and 6 goes into 36

  • issaqueenlyvibe_binx

    "A pretty hoe" Lmfaoo idk why I ctfu but, it did lol

  • Lindsey Carter
    Lindsey Carter 7 days ago

    sea serpant

  • Tyler C and Mateo C
    Tyler C and Mateo C 7 days ago

    #YouOnlyLiveOnceSoDontWasteYourTimeOnTestsKidsOhWaitThisGuyNeedsTestsWithFunnyAnswersSoPeopleWillStaySubscribedToHimLikeOMG

  • Whitney Kugotsi
    Whitney Kugotsi 7 days ago

    7:25 omg TEA👀

  • mayukh ceetakoru
    mayukh ceetakoru 7 days ago

    A SEA SERPENT

  • Origami Tobiichi
    Origami Tobiichi 7 days ago

    He trynna say ride a sea serpernt

  • Kendall Washington
    Kendall Washington 7 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Kalie Wiest
    Kalie Wiest 7 days ago

    Cow gas is just as polluting as vehicles.

    • Kalie Wiest
      Kalie Wiest 7 days ago

      www.popsci.com/cow-farts-are-an-even-bigger-problem-than-we-thought/
      The one kid wrotr a bad gas is "Cow burps." They were right lol

    • Kalie Wiest
      Kalie Wiest 7 days ago

      www.forbes.com/sites/samlemonick/2017/09/29/scientists-underestimated-how-bad-cow-farts-are/

  • Richard Caso
    Richard Caso 8 days ago

    Ride a sea serpent. Like a sea snake.

  • Bre Brady
    Bre Brady 8 days ago

    Sea serpent 😂😂

  • christina sullivan
    christina sullivan 8 days ago

    A sea serpent

  • Angie Rich
    Angie Rich 8 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Torrie Daniels
    Torrie Daniels 8 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Monicia Wilson
    Monicia Wilson 8 days ago

    Dude u can microwave anything....even a 25lb Turkey

  • Monicia Wilson
    Monicia Wilson 8 days ago

    Also I'm pretty sure u were the only one that had a class dedicated to pig latin

  • Monicia Wilson
    Monicia Wilson 8 days ago

    Jessie was clearly a CNA

  • Wendy Austin
    Wendy Austin 9 days ago

    Cow burps are real. They have 4 chambered stomachs. The methane which is created in the first stomach comes out through their mouth. It isn't cow FARTS that climate change alarmists are upset about. Its their belching.

  • Amy Vlogz
    Amy Vlogz 9 days ago

    he tryna say sea serpent XD

  • Axol is Chill
    Axol is Chill 9 days ago

    9:12 no me and my friends speak pig Latin all the time

  • Tejas Rajan
    Tejas Rajan 9 days ago

    He said he wants to ride a sea serpent.

  • CHRYSSI CASE
    CHRYSSI CASE 9 days ago +2

    Ride a SEA SERPENT.
    Its a giant sea snake.

  • Bob Stuart
    Bob Stuart 10 days ago +3

    I DIED "sirpentay"
    ITS "sir-pent" 😂😂😂

  • YourAverageRetard
    YourAverageRetard 10 days ago

    He reacted to some of these years ago so some of the kid test answeres didnt make me laugh but it was a good video

  • Nelson Fam
    Nelson Fam 10 days ago

    Sea serpent like ocean monster things 7:01

  • Simply Doityourself
    Simply Doityourself 10 days ago

    I just started watching you and i already love you

  • travis campbell
    travis campbell 10 days ago +1

    Instead of saying get a dictionary you should be saying get a stable chair

  • RavennaBathory
    RavennaBathory 10 days ago

    Ligma balls

  • Clarissa Bailey
    Clarissa Bailey 10 days ago

    Sea Serpent

  • lol bot
    lol bot 10 days ago

    Some were repeated from older videos

  • Emilia Fager
    Emilia Fager 10 days ago

    7:00 he meant to say sea serpent. If you look closely at this picture you can see teeth and a tiny eye, it also looks like a dick so I might be wrong.
    What am I doing with my life? It’s 3 am

  • imanixkenyah
    imanixkenyah 10 days ago

    haaaaa "you bald headed roach"

  • SoulKeeperHuncho
    SoulKeeperHuncho 10 days ago

    9:21
    No i..it...it.s you agaun
    No..no.nononono
    ( *Anime charge up*)
    You will suffer fir what you dud uou me you add ans subtract quotations

  • bridgetlou
    bridgetlou 10 days ago

    no one:
    6:12 :
    me: unicorns but yeah close

  • Anastasia Roberson
    Anastasia Roberson 10 days ago

    He was saying sea serpent

  • LUCIA COLOSIMO
    LUCIA COLOSIMO 10 days ago

    the book fairrr !!!

  • BIGGZ SHAN
    BIGGZ SHAN 11 days ago +2

    Sea serpent

  • Metallic TM
    Metallic TM 11 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Hilal Donat
    Hilal Donat 11 days ago

    😂😂😆

  • zuluspyder
    zuluspyder 11 days ago

    Disney Princess🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!

  • Maya And friends
    Maya And friends 11 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Ganat Suliman
    Ganat Suliman 11 days ago

    05:43 this is a medical terminology exam

  • Johnathan Curry
    Johnathan Curry 11 days ago +9

    That Disney Princess comment though, got me laughing in tears.

  • Emma J
    Emma J 11 days ago

    ride a sea serpent. I think

  • CaptStarlight
    CaptStarlight 11 days ago +2

    1:49
    I knew I kid in elementary school named Braylen, and that lowkey sounds like something he would’ve done

  • Storm
    Storm 12 days ago

    He’s wants to ride a sea serpent

  • Pickle_Rick_OG 14
    Pickle_Rick_OG 14 12 days ago

    Sea Serpent

  • Android Girl
    Android Girl 12 days ago

    Unicorn and sea serpent

  • Sarah Strayker
    Sarah Strayker 12 days ago +4

    We had a history test and there was a question: When was the Great Depression?
    My answer: my birthday- always

  • Asaymel Asay05
    Asaymel Asay05 12 days ago

    11:50 is my favorite part😂😂 i love your videos they make me laugh so hard❤

  • Jean-Gabriel Tamleu
    Jean-Gabriel Tamleu 12 days ago +2

    Subb toe dis giy heis awsom.
    Sub to this guy. He is awesome.

  • seagoatlegs8 Dawson
    seagoatlegs8 Dawson 12 days ago

    He was trying to say he wants to ride a sea serpent.

  • Vanvan !
    Vanvan ! 12 days ago +1

    He tried to say “ride a sea serpent”

  • Melani Marston
    Melani Marston 12 days ago +8

    Kid writes: “unocorns”
    Alonzo Lerone: “Vasectomies?!?”
    Wtf? Did he try?

  • Joe Raber
    Joe Raber 12 days ago

    Ride a sea serpent

  • Marissa Hyman
    Marissa Hyman 12 days ago

    If u haven’t forged ur parents signatures u don’t have a life 😂

  • Presley Lancaster
    Presley Lancaster 12 days ago +2

    It would be 7 girls because Matt broke up with the other 13 😂😂😂😂they probably there to tho

  • matthew stewart
    matthew stewart 12 days ago

    Your teeth white of

  • Linda Lavin
    Linda Lavin 12 days ago +12

    APRIL HAM LINCOLN?! 🤣🤣🤣
    Omfg that is hilariously awesome

  • Malachi Muhammad
    Malachi Muhammad 13 days ago

    Can i Get a shout-out on the next video i watched both ads

  • Tommy Dwyer
    Tommy Dwyer 13 days ago

    He will ride a sea serpent

  • Jessica Heidel
    Jessica Heidel 13 days ago

    Ride a sea serpents

  • Noah Pegasus
    Noah Pegasus 13 days ago

    It looked like the kid wrote, "ride þ sea serpent."

  • Dark Goddessx06
    Dark Goddessx06 13 days ago

    Ride a sea serphant

  • Ellie Vaske
    Ellie Vaske 13 days ago

    Ride a sea serpent

  • kristy chateg
    kristy chateg 13 days ago

    Ride a sea serpent

  • avocado lovesyou
    avocado lovesyou 13 days ago

    "an Asian"


    Me (an Asian) : LMFAOOOOO

  • YourGirl279_ 68
    YourGirl279_ 68 13 days ago

    He’s trying to say sea serpent

  • Haley Ware
    Haley Ware 13 days ago

    For the Bonnie question he shouldn’t have received 1 more but he was supposed to get 6 because his 5 friends plus himself equals 6 and 6 can divide into 36

  • Jery von Shvinkalverts
    Jery von Shvinkalverts 14 days ago +2

    Kid: I will ride a sea serpent.
    Alonzo: I will ride to sed serpenté.
    You had one job...

  • Knight
    Knight 14 days ago +1

    "𝔼𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟"

  • itshyoboikondor
    itshyoboikondor 14 days ago

    4:03 That's funny, but it's actually true. Cow farts and burps release methane, which contributes to global warming.

  • msdroanngane23
    msdroanngane23 14 days ago

    3:52 when you dumb as he'll 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Anonymous 99
    Anonymous 99 14 days ago

    "Grasses?" And this guy says get a dictionary every intro... smh.

  • Lila R Stout
    Lila R Stout 14 days ago +2

    My favorite was: that apple is alone like you when your wife left! OMG I FELL OUT OF THE BED IN TEAR & LAUGHTER. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😁

  • Olivia Stewart
    Olivia Stewart 14 days ago +6

    Alonzo: PLEASE tell me what this means in the comments.
    Kid: RIDE A SEA SERPENT!!

  • Summer Rea
    Summer Rea 15 days ago

    Sea serpent

  • Joshua Echevarria
    Joshua Echevarria 15 days ago

    Im sorry Alonzo I've been watching you for so long now and just realized I wasn't even subbed to you. I am now and I love your content, keep it up and keep making the world laugh. Much Love