Why Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a Complete Cinematic Failure

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  • Published on May 22, 2018
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what a truly incredible trainwreck. Rian Johnson's complete inability to craft anything even resembling meaningful (or coherent) plotline is truly remarkable to behold. Six months out from this farce, let's take a closer look at everything that went wrong.
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  • Vito
    Vito  Month ago +1183

    Disney made me delete the original ending of this video. Watch the new ending here: ruclip.com/video/HyIvGmSsF8M/video.html

    • Lucas Ammons
      Lucas Ammons 9 hours ago

      +Tavell Clinton KOTOR I (I've only played KOTOR I) flattens the trash sequels...

    • Joel Salazar
      Joel Salazar 4 days ago

      +Vito embrace the grind and hopefully it happens. LIke this movie and many others as long as your vision is whats on the screen, thats what matters.

    • Isaac CavinsGaming
      Isaac CavinsGaming 6 days ago

      I've never seen anything from your channel.. But holy fuck the accuracy with how garbage this movie gets.. Thank you

    • Big guy 31601
      Big guy 31601 8 days ago

      Check out my comments

    • Maxwell Mahoney
      Maxwell Mahoney 8 days ago

      +Alexander Kewley but it's also for children

  • Jameson reese
    Jameson reese Hour ago

    " We're stuck with the Lesbian Bookstore Owner" 😆😆😆😆

  • Jameson reese
    Jameson reese Hour ago

    Double Gotcha!!!!!

  • Kelley McLeod
    Kelley McLeod 2 hours ago

    There's no way Star Wars cannot be brilliant. We are getting movies chronologically that make sense in a vast fantastical universe. I don't have to enjoy it, nor watch it, but I don't mind fantasy, it can't be wrong.

  • ifaale Aa
    ifaale Aa 2 hours ago

    Lol not to offend, but if the genders had been flipped , a young hot-headed girl and an authoritative guy with a plan who ultimately won, no one would have batted an eye

  • deathknightrevan
    deathknightrevan 3 hours ago

    to be fair. luke CAN be pretty negative sometimes. I can't do it waaaah -empire strikes back. but ye the new movies are a mess.

  • BanTheBBCHD
    BanTheBBCHD 4 hours ago

    The only good thing about this terrible movie is the purple rise hair Admiral lady did the honourable thing for her lousy character and put us out of her misery.

  • NessMasterGengar! !
    NessMasterGengar! ! 8 hours ago

    Rian Johnson doesn’t know what continuity means

  • Nathan Twomey
    Nathan Twomey 8 hours ago

    All of the latest 3 where all trash, such a disappointment

  • gavin blur
    gavin blur 8 hours ago

    wrong - what an ass - you do any better little boy!

    • Everything Music
      Everything Music Hour ago

      How the fuck is he wrong? You’re just a sheep being lead for slaughter under your political ideology. Where are your fucking rebuttals if he is so wrong? That’s right, you know deep down you don’t fucking have any.

  • glitglit
    glitglit 9 hours ago

    "i hate this product... BUT i will continue to give my money to them."

  • Mr Smooth
    Mr Smooth 9 hours ago

    I still hate gorge for fucking selling his beautiful company!

  • Kevin Qualls
    Kevin Qualls 12 hours ago

    This video is so true! Why, oh why, did they not just let Abrams keep the control.

  • herumetto-san
    herumetto-san 12 hours ago

    that "i has an idea caption" lmfao

  • Rocketman
    Rocketman 12 hours ago

    Gotcha! 😂

  • Azamat bikebayev
    Azamat bikebayev 12 hours ago

    19:34 “instead dies on a rock” HAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing, like the build up for how the character was completely changed and that one line at the end of it all.

  • DeathZelta ewe
    DeathZelta ewe 13 hours ago

    Worst movie ever made.

  • rickoofable
    rickoofable 13 hours ago

    Double Gotcha! I died

  • QwertyWl
    QwertyWl 15 hours ago

    i dont like you but this video was good, keep it up you fat fuck

  • Craig496
    Craig496 15 hours ago

    This video keeps popping up on my noose feed. How do I get it to stop??? :-(

  • Liv's Couch
    Liv's Couch 16 hours ago +1

    I really can't stand the tone of this video. I do not like The Last Jedi, but one of the most important parts of critique is realizing that your opinion is not fact. The Last Jedi did subvert opinions, but enjoying that does not make someone an idiot. There are not facts pertaining to how one should correctly interpret films. It's an opinion. I agree with your opinion, but honestly you have to change your tone

  • C4Tz
    C4Tz 17 hours ago

    10:31 wa?? google says:Hyperspace was an alternate dimension that could only be reached by traveling at or FASTER than the speed of light. Hyperdrives enabled starships to travel through hyperspace lanes across great distances, enabling travel and exploration throughout the galaxy..... IM SO confused now ;-;

  • LinusMLGTips
    LinusMLGTips 18 hours ago +1

    7.2 on IMDB, 91% Rotten Tomatoes, 85% metacritic. Keep crying.

    • Everything Music
      Everything Music Hour ago

      Those are liberal left leaning critics! They’re all biased you fucking sheep! Keep drinking the kool aid.

  • Josh Florence
    Josh Florence 18 hours ago

    Rey's force rocks look like crap...

  • Wyatt Shook
    Wyatt Shook 19 hours ago

    I just rewatched the last jedi and my god it sucks ass, i like your idea about finn fighting captain phasma in the first one and what kind of high ranking general has fuckin purple hair

  • Krzysztof Kałużyński

    OK, it’s time for a major revolution in showbusiness industry. There’s no room for authors and their visions anymore, however poor and controversial they may be. Everything should be created by “fans” via polls and voting and the final product should be created like Wikipedia, where everyone can add something. Beautiful. Welcome to the future of art.

  • Shoegum
    Shoegum 20 hours ago

    i need that d

  • Alias 0311
    Alias 0311 Day ago

    The Force Awakens sucks too

  • Jason Markson
    Jason Markson Day ago +1

    And now these exact same clowns are to write and produce 3 MORE StarWars movies after episode 9

  • Constantine XI
    Constantine XI Day ago

    To be fair, The hyperspace thing was mentioned in the 2005 Star Wars Battlefront Campaign when the rebel ship was about to enter into hyperspace.

  • Marlon Bailey
    Marlon Bailey Day ago +1

    Star wars is ridiculous. It still doesn't excuse the bad jokes though.

  • DoktorVenture
    DoktorVenture Day ago

    lol no it wasn't

  • Joey Garcia
    Joey Garcia Day ago +1

    Star Wars went downhill the moment they injected feminism into the movies and storylines. No one wants to see a bunch of females pretend to be forced to be reckoned with in the make believe universe

  • Sh3lbz0r
    Sh3lbz0r Day ago

    Gotcha!

  • W. L. Orodor Calaerchon

    I had twists in my guts to even look THIS video.
    Not because you did an awful job, but because it reminds me too much of this....this....Rangor of a cinematic monstrosity.

  • Steven H
    Steven H Day ago

    This commentary is so far past gold it is plaid. Awesome job.

  • Jack Lang
    Jack Lang Day ago

    Vito you suck because Star Wars is really good

    • Everything Music
      Everything Music Hour ago

      Truth fucking hurts doesn’t it.

    • Sa i
      Sa i 19 hours ago

      He dose like star wars he just thinks the last jedi is trash

  • agentfreshdasquid 35

    Ah... the last jedi.



    The movie where luke skywalker, the jedi that went on a perilous journey, battled his inner demons, blew up a superweapon, almost died SEVERAL times, and then finally "saved" his father, drinks alien space cow t***** milk.



    *WHAT*

    *WHAT THE FU-*

  • THE NERFERD
    THE NERFERD Day ago

    I’m so glad someone did this. I’m hardcore legends so I just (try to) ignore all this, but yea

  • Felix scnd
    Felix scnd Day ago

    It's beyond me how Disney just didn't had a fleshed out plan for the whole trilogies. But really why would they even bother. They made a shit ton of money just half assing this shit

  • Welther47
    Welther47 Day ago

    I watched the 8th movie way later it was released. And to this day I haven't wanted to watch anymore. I rather was the old ones again. I hated rey as much as I hated Tauriel in the hobbit. I hate feminism. It's stupid; it's not about equality, but simply girl-power. And there is nothing as unattractive as she-woman. In general, people acting tough are not cool, they are annoying.

  • Zxz
    Zxz Day ago +1

    true, i dont know why the asian girl suddenly kiss the good clone soldier.....

  • Anand Mahto
    Anand Mahto Day ago

    Haa haa ....haa haa...haa

  • Nicholas Jones
    Nicholas Jones Day ago

    Disney has a really, really dumb model for their writers. But no one can tell them they're wrong since they're making so much money.

  • solidsneakie
    solidsneakie Day ago

    18:33 haha - you made me spit coffee all over my monitor.

  • guidofoc
    guidofoc 2 days ago

    Totally agree, they should have left the damn trilogy alone if they did not have anything on that level. This cow has been milked for decades and decades, it's just sad.

  • DisGruntTold
    DisGruntTold 2 days ago +1

    Even though I come from the same Marine Corps platoon as the actor who plays Kylo Ren, Hollywood + Disney completely ruined StarWars because of all the idiots in charge of the important writing/decisions. Totally stupid times we live in; Welcome to the new, modern dark age of human history.

  • Kendya Reyes
    Kendya Reyes 2 days ago

    Star wars in a space fantasy. It is ridiculous. How can all these humanbeings breath on every planet....its dumb. I love star wars but dude come on...its cheesy and campy. But yeah, I mean the way you analyzed the film undercuts all of the 'deeper' meaning it had.

  • dgrayman43
    dgrayman43 2 days ago

    The movie ain't even that bad, but I will agree that alot of the character development is just ridiculous

  • Anne Nathalie Viquiera
    Anne Nathalie Viquiera 2 days ago +4

    Pretty much how Game of Thrones Season 8 looks like right now. Also, D&D has an upcoming Star Wars contract. 🤦

  • jason fernandez
    jason fernandez 2 days ago

    I'm overwhelmed with joy to see somebody finally explain how TLJ "subverting expectations" isn't a good thing.
    Constant twists aren't a good thing when they have either no build up or they're just unsatisfying to begin with. Leia's force powers come out of nowhere and they never get mentioned after. Holdo not telling her crew her plan is the most dumbest most illogical thing for a leader to do in her situation. And Snoke and Rey's parents are built up since the last movie for the payoff to be "fuck em they don't matter".
    It's just not good man.

  • Aris 7
    Aris 7 2 days ago

    We are idiots. Game of Thrones fans are gonna make the produsers to make a New Last season and we have a great key and make Disney to ERASE the news movies..... AND we are sitting in our chairs

  • SolarGaming667
    SolarGaming667 2 days ago

    Hyperspace has been explained in many Star Wars novels and even the original movies I’m pretty sure. There is a reason they have to put in calculations and why there are such things as hyperspace routes in Star Wars. The rest of your points are valid though.

  • David Howard
    David Howard 2 days ago

    Let me guess... because it has women, blacks and Asians in it.

    • James Davis
      James Davis 2 days ago +1

      Return of the Jedi and Revenge of the Sith has the same and yet, both movies are mostly loved by the fanbase. George Lucas was good at incorporating diversity in the films without shoving it down your throat about it.

    • Brian huynh
      Brian huynh 2 days ago +1

      Lmao nice bait

  • Miguel Eduardo Jijón Hanze

    I totally agree, from the whole Saga, TLJ is the worst, although as you said is whay we got, let's hope JJ redeems it

  • The Notorious Artorias

    Lol I always knew Star Wars was fucking gay. I’m glad the SJWs got their hands on it and ruined it.

  • sasa ha
    sasa ha 2 days ago

    yeah fuck these new star wars movies.

  • CincyMike21
    CincyMike21 2 days ago

    I would be curious to see what JJ Abrams scripts looked like.

  • Not Alfie
    Not Alfie 2 days ago +1

    I liked it

  • First And Last
    First And Last 2 days ago

    I quite enjoyed it

  • sam conner
    sam conner 2 days ago

    Hey what you said about hyperspace is all wrong.

  • 1 1
    1 1 2 days ago

    It made over 1 billion in theaters to I wouldn't call it a complete cinematic failure

    • 1 1
      1 1 2 days ago

      +James Davis u liked your own comment?

    • James Davis
      James Davis 2 days ago +3

      It made so much less than The Force Awakens and caused the Solo movie to bomb at the box office. No one wanted to go see Solo after watching that abomination.

  • Sleep Bomber
    Sleep Bomber 2 days ago

    This is a really dumb, shallow analysis. You basically take twenty minutes to say "I don't like it because it's dumb. Also something about women."
    Also you ignore the part that Han Solo says about traveling through hyperspace in the first movie. It ain't like dusting crops, boy.

  • ömer ünal
    ömer ünal 2 days ago

    laughed my ass off! :) Dont take it so hard man, most movies are bad these days. not just movies, most everything is about the cheap WOW effect, like "make america great again" wow! like how? nobody asks questions that a re significant, that's why we have people who believe the earth is flat now... it's probably the end of the world, get some popcorn and enjoy. cool video!

  • 1st Level Wizard
    1st Level Wizard 2 days ago

    I feel like Phasma is just Chekovs gun

  • Kevin Sheppard
    Kevin Sheppard 2 days ago

    Ha-ha! I look at these comments and think, "Wow! People are too invested over and passionate about fictional characters." Here's the thing; I'm not a casual fan... I'm a huge one. I thought "The Last Jedi" was a great film. Honestly, I loved that it killed the mystery of Rey, showed that Luke was imperfect, and killed off Snoke. On top of all of this, the directing and cinematography was done beautifully.
    All I have to say is this, "Grow the hell up." You're a problem in our society if you can't get over fiction. Since the majority will hate my comment as they are closed-minded and empty-minded beings, I welcome all trolls to perform their trolling on me. It won't hurt me since I'm not a whiney bitch like you. Go cry, Snow Flakes!

    • Kevin Sheppard
      Kevin Sheppard Day ago

      You're right. It's definitely my bad. The second paragraph is something I've added to comments since people have trolled me in the past after I give my opinions. I respect you calling me out. I'll just learn to not let it bother me. Thank you Kalfas.

    • Kalfas
      Kalfas Day ago

      Not sure who the troll is here :) If you stopped after the first paragraph, you deserved a like from me (Not that you actually cared, I know :)). Because you apparently liked the film, enjoyed the story the plot just worked for you and you said why. And even when I don't agree with you I can respect your opinion. But the second paragraph? You are the very same thing you try to preach against.

  • Trevor Williams
    Trevor Williams 2 days ago

    Movie has problems, but let's be fair....if say The Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones came out today, instead of the early stages of the internet, those movies were get as bad of treatment if not worse.
    I guess TLJ's hate train could be because of Social Media and the accessibility everyone has the capabilities of doing critiques, whether there a paragraph, to a novel's worth.

    TLJ ain't great, but it's not terrible. If anything I'd say at worst it's on par with the Episode 1 & 2.


    TL;DR if any other Star Wars movie came out today, we'd be seeing more videos and critiques like this...at least 20 minutes instead of ones that a five hours lol

  • Juno
    Juno 2 days ago

    Yep, because movies, can't just be flawed. The world is absolutely completely black and white, and The Last Jedi (despite having beautiful powerful lightsaber duels, stunning space battles, more unique thematic elements, exploring darker themes, and overall taking Star Wars in new direction) is absolutely terrible and nothing else because of a couple scenes.

  • NiBy
    NiBy 3 days ago

    thumbnail change?

  • Leonard Wong
    Leonard Wong 3 days ago +16

    It's sjw nonsense. . Making all the males weak and unstable. It's nothing but propaganda.

  • Rango pistacho
    Rango pistacho 3 days ago

    i hope that one day they re do this trilogy and get geroge back on it or some fucking good director who is well knowledgeable of the star wars franchise workings
    but hey atleast star wars 9 will have palpatine in it

  • Daniel Pope
    Daniel Pope 3 days ago +16

    Well said sir! Hate the feminist trash injected into everything

  • Shym
    Shym 3 days ago

    i just hope if Darth Sidious comes back in Episode 9 they found out he is to strong and a kill all of them Puppets, how looks like our Heroes from a Galaxie long time ago.

  • And then they said
    And then they said 3 days ago

    I don't know I think they really subvert my expectations.

  • Monarch
    Monarch 3 days ago

    >movie has a woman as a leader

    >man claims toxic feminism.

  • Dave S.
    Dave S. 3 days ago +1

    37k Disney shareholders disliked this video

  • GnarbySZN🐍
    GnarbySZN🐍 3 days ago +4

    As a game of thrones fan, I’m getting nightmares 5:20

  • David Bui
    David Bui 3 days ago +3

    Stupid movie
    1) Warp speed technology and they did not invent auto pilot or have stupid AI just fly the suicide ship into the Destroyer but had to go out of their way to show purple hair feminist go down with the ship to stress female power
    2) Takes Luke 3 mos with Yoda with intense training to master the force but only takes a 15 minute yoga session for Rey to suddenly kick ass.
    3) Luke carried physical bracelet and hugged Liea, but some how was a projection that could do physics things, then blew away like a fart in the wind.
    4) Gravity bombs in space and bombay doors wide open with no vaccum of space and the lady lies face down like kid licking the bottom of a glass bottom boat.
    Man I want to strangle Rian Johnson and kick his puppy.

  • Son Of Wolf
    Son Of Wolf 3 days ago

    Star Wars was awesome.

  • James O'brian
    James O'brian 3 days ago

    For those who may have missed it, that boy @16:59 , reaches out with his hand and the broom comes to *him*. The movie is on Netflix right now. Check out the scene when theres like 8 minutes 55 seconds left in the movie. Maybe a hidden reference. Oh, and this movie was a HUGE letdown

  • Diapason Dlvg
    Diapason Dlvg 3 days ago

    The movie was a shitshow with so many plot lines that weren’t explained at the end. It hardly progressed the Star Wars universe. Snoke was some pointless fool that did nothing. Unless episode 9 blows everything out of the water then this trilogy was complete garbage, way worse than the prequels.

  • ethnicAlbert
    ethnicAlbert 3 days ago

    GOTCHA!

  • Benjamin Moore
    Benjamin Moore 3 days ago

    I have hope that JJ will get this franchise fixed

  • tompparaideri
    tompparaideri 3 days ago

    They had a chance to bring Luke Skywalker back in style and bring some relevance to the current trilogy but damn did they fail bad. In a way they didn’t deserve to have correct versions of Luke, Han, Leia’s because the last two JJ Abrams movies are so bad. But that was the last chance to have them all on screen and start a new great trilogy and set a tone for years to come but chose not to.

  • Afonso Martins
    Afonso Martins 3 days ago

    Star wars never made scence I think hard core fans are in kinda denial that ur grown up and don't find the new star wars logical, but the old movies u still have nostalgia, and seems good, if u saw this movie at like 8 or 13 u would love this

  • tompparaideri
    tompparaideri 3 days ago +9

    Rose is the second most annoying character in Star Wars history.

    • cch85 cch85
      cch85 cch85 2 days ago

      Hey! She is a fat asian minority, so she can't do anything wrong. Did you notice how all the white men are old, boring, weak, evil.... etc..

      SJW Bullshit!

  • tompparaideri
    tompparaideri 3 days ago

    JJ Abrams just pulls random sentenses, plot lines, scenes out of a hat and that’s the movie. Both are so all over the place i hate rewatching these because it’s too painful.

  • Sir Realism
    Sir Realism 3 days ago +1

    This video is perfect

  • Sir Realism
    Sir Realism 3 days ago

    GOTCHA

  • Red Beard
    Red Beard 3 days ago

    Yeah I agree, Disney and all the other jack asses in the making of this movie F***ed it all up completely. Everyone that clams this was a add on to Star Wars is a tard. Either they never really watch the original Star Wars before the remastered BS or they just never cared to understand the Star Wars Universe.

  • Craigyc
    Craigyc 3 days ago

    I havnt laughed that hard at 3:00 am in a long time 18:30

  • Mike G
    Mike G 3 days ago

    "Han Solo's a brick"

  • Matt Lacdao
    Matt Lacdao 3 days ago

    so it wasn't just me that thought the last jedi kinda sucked and confusing like shiiiiiit

  • Mary
    Mary 3 days ago +2

    The Force Awakens was terrible---probably the worst of the franchise----so I had no desire to even see The Last Jedi. Sounds like I didn't miss much.

    • ORIGINAL Junglist
      ORIGINAL Junglist 3 days ago

      it on another level of crap compared with force awakens

  • gsmd770
    gsmd770 3 days ago

    You don't need to explain to use that this movie was pure DOG SHIT!!!! Thank god I downloaded a bootleg copy and didn't spend my hard earned money on this fuckery!!!

  • James Horace
    James Horace 3 days ago +3

    Wait the minute, Brian thought that hyperspace is just like the warp drive??

  • Inwe David
    Inwe David 3 days ago

    A bit exagereted in feminism anyway...... And all is stupid, all was already written long ago in the Heir of the Empire, a very good series of novels.

  • Michael Andre
    Michael Andre 4 days ago

    7:33, 8:10 I CRIED LAUGHING!!

  • Rod Champ
    Rod Champ 4 days ago

    Star Wars films will be released every year until its unprofitable - only dumb idiots go to see the films - Star Wars is burned into my soul and I couldn't even tell you how many films there are now - it's dead

  • Toonex
    Toonex 4 days ago

    completely agree with everything in this video, I have very little will power to see any of the more recent star wars films, only seeing them because i still absolutely love the franchise and the older films.