Why Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a Complete Cinematic Failure

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  • Published on May 22, 2018
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what a truly incredible trainwreck. Rian Johnson's complete inability to craft anything even resembling meaningful (or coherent) plotline is truly remarkable to behold. Six months out from this farce, let's take a closer look at everything that went wrong.
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  • Vito
    Vito  3 months ago +2060

    Disney made me delete the original ending of this video. Watch the new ending here: ruclip.com/video/HyIvGmSsF8M/video.html

    • wzero07
      wzero07 8 hours ago

      Awesome video!!!

    • wzero07
      wzero07 8 hours ago

      @James Carter... It has nothing to do with that. We're just fans that expect these studios to respect the lore. And we call out shit when we see it. We don't allow ourselves to be spoon fed horse shit with a smile.

    • wzero07
      wzero07 8 hours ago

      @avengers seven it was godawful and it threw away plot that was setup in force awakens. Fins overacting is repulsive. Ryan Johnson sucks at the end of the day. JJ should have never been allowed to touch star wars

    • John Rabson Jr
      John Rabson Jr Day ago

      (Shrug). Still a better movie than Jedi.

    • mauricio oyarzun miranda
      mauricio oyarzun miranda Day ago

      Is the ten time I see this video

  • Jairo Romani
    Jairo Romani 41 minute ago

    Check out 10:36 🤣 it got me lol

  • Jairo Romani
    Jairo Romani 46 minutes ago

    Waaa mannnnn!

  • H R
    H R 2 hours ago +2

    Spaceballs > Star Wars Sequels

  • danrich92
    danrich92 4 hours ago

    Rose is the worst character in any movie, ever. Pure cringe.

  • Brandon S
    Brandon S 4 hours ago +1

    I remember watching the Last Jedi and the movie was so colossally bad I was already thinking alot of what's in this video while I was watching the movie. Usually if I really want to like something like I did with Star Wars I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and at least lie to myself for a bit that there was a reason the director made the decisions he did. But by the time Rose saved Finn and gave that fucking dumb speech about love I was ready to turn it off (which I thought about doing a few times during the movie). I never in a million years thought I wouldn't want to at least finish a Star Wars movie.

  • bert221221
    bert221221 4 hours ago +1

    Thank you for making this. So spot on.

  • 6cmcnc6
    6cmcnc6 4 hours ago

    I’m still gonna see it... part of the problem.

  • cproductions
    cproductions 5 hours ago

    Isn't this the guy that vaped bathwater?

  • Alita Battle Angel
    Alita Battle Angel 6 hours ago

    Rise of skywalker will be better

  • lachazaroony
    lachazaroony 7 hours ago +1

    The Rise Of Skywalker has me reminded of the Blizzcon release of Diablo on phones. Except i see it coming this time and i wont go see what im sure is a shit movie like all the rest after Return Of The Jedi

  • Tommy Ward
    Tommy Ward 7 hours ago +1

    best video ever

  • John Rildo
    John Rildo 8 hours ago +1

    With all the lies that the Communists have told and continue to tell, it's hard to believe that the Nazis actually did anything bad. It was probably all made up, just like all the imaginary "oppression" today.

  • Noah Patten
    Noah Patten 8 hours ago +1

    Spot on video

  • RPG Freddy
    RPG Freddy 8 hours ago

    Untertitel verdammig noch eins, oder meinst du jeder auf der Welt redet nur Englisch oder was ?

  • theldun1
    theldun1 9 hours ago

    Like a boss, you nailed this raging dumpster fire!!!

  • SportsRGreat
    SportsRGreat 9 hours ago

    5:36. I'd pay big money to see that.

  • Alex 68 DT
    Alex 68 DT 9 hours ago

    Yes

  • rockerchair
    rockerchair 10 hours ago

    These are as enjoyable for me as Redlettermedias take

  • Highdelta 123
    Highdelta 123 10 hours ago

    The sad thing is that the only true star wars movies that are left are the tv shows that are mostly made for younger audiences.

  • Daniel
    Daniel 10 hours ago

    They should of called it star wars no hope (star wars with all the characters you know but then we kill them all)

  • PicP
    PicP 10 hours ago

    14:12 L A S E R S W O R D

  • PicP
    PicP 10 hours ago

    Dude watch the episode of Because Science where he explains this hyperspace scene, it‘s pretty well explained and actually makes sense

  • Vitaliy Dickson
    Vitaliy Dickson 10 hours ago

    I had an expectations, that I gonna love this movie, but guess what...they got me!!
    They have totally subverted my expectations!

  • MAD BUDDHA
    MAD BUDDHA 11 hours ago

    I was dazzled by the fx in the last jedi...but upon many viewings that god awful subtext became apparent..I wont see the next movie in 2019 in the theatre

  • Ryndan Riley
    Ryndan Riley 11 hours ago

    I think if you use the word complete you have to prove that nothing was good. Like last airbender. The flaws in this movie were massive enough to make it a failure, but there were a couple well done parts in it.

  • kasa
    kasa 11 hours ago

    I still have to close my eyes when I see Luke in these new movies.

  • Habbadacter
    Habbadacter 12 hours ago

    Nailed it.

  • Andracoz
    Andracoz 13 hours ago

    The first 25 seconds describes how i feel exactly, what an utter disgrace.

  • Big Melker
    Big Melker 13 hours ago

    Hyperspace is actually just going really fast, the reason ships don't blow up into planets is because of hyperspace routes, kinda like space highways. If something goes really fast and then gets blown into bits and does bits that can be meters long and shit go in super high speed into another ship the ship will get badly damaged, this is a problem NASA is facing today with space junk going fast around Earth and even the smallest of objects can damage the machines. so 11:00 this is just stupid how you call them stupid for something they are 100% right about.
    As my solid extra proof you have Star Wars: The Clone Wars Episode 13 Season 1 where the Jedi almost hyperspace jumps into their own ship, HyperSpace is just going really fast and the Reason it isn't used in solar systems to go faster is that is super risky.

    And no i didnt like the Last Jedi i thought it was stupid but this part of the movie makes sense, even more so if you actually watch star wars.

  • Eric Michel
    Eric Michel 14 hours ago

    It‘s fascinating to watch a studio kill what was initially a good story waiting to be told.
    For me, TFA was already bad, but I hoped it could only get better. Obviously it didn’t, thanks to a bunch of overpaid underbrained idiots.
    Amazing, Disney.

  • bad Good
    bad Good 14 hours ago

    The next movies need to go dark but they won't because they are Disney.

  • bad Good
    bad Good 14 hours ago

    Yeah you nailed it. The third movie in the series is going to suck even more. You missed how an untrained junk scrapper who never seen a light saber or used the force can now somehow beat kylo ren who was becoming stronger than luke.

  • Theo Megawerty
    Theo Megawerty 14 hours ago

    I do have a way they could Salvage the hyperspace debacle oh, just put it into a probabilistic event, for example it's a one in a GoogleplexJillian chance that the probabilistic presence of matter in a hyperspace jump will maintain three-dimensional space Oh, so she was basically doing this on a Prayer and it just so happened that the force decided to tip probability in her favor oh, so she knew it was theoretically possible to do not that it was definite oh, she rolled the dice and she won, but the chances of it ever happening again or so infinitesimally that no one would ever see it as a stratagem that would be effective

  • ItsJakeHere
    ItsJakeHere 15 hours ago +1

    Technically... hyperspace is moving really fast. The reason people don’t crash into planets is because there are tracked out paths to follow, so the hyperspace ramming scene makes 100% sense.
    And also... she is not the first person to realize that. Just because it’s the first time we see it on screen, doesn’t mean it’s never happened. Besides the guy next to hux even shouts “no!” like he knows what’s gonna happen

  • Phantom Alpha
    Phantom Alpha 15 hours ago

    They still haven’t even fired Kennedy and the douche who made the movie still think’s it’s good even though every star openly shat on in and walked away from the franchise..

  • FourTees
    FourTees 16 hours ago

    Oh, the idea that we're meant to take Star Wars seriously as it's not just " grown men and women wearing ridiculous costumes beating the crap out of each other". What Star Wars are you watching?

  • BariLax
    BariLax 16 hours ago

    This is the worst kind of content on youtube i think

    • M1TCH
      M1TCH 16 hours ago

      A detailed an analytical view into a movie franchise beloved by millions? Why is that bad?

  • Rich Peacock
    Rich Peacock 17 hours ago

    Those ugly wamen in the mansplaining shot 😂🤡

  • GMEOK
    GMEOK 17 hours ago

    Video killed the radio star, SJW killed the Star wars stars =] Did they ever break even on the next star wars movie that few went to see.

  • MrTopHatMan
    MrTopHatMan 18 hours ago

    13:43 it's not because superheroes are outlandish it's because they're fun well written characters especially marvel

  • Goon Squad Skateboarding

    I actually really enjoyed The Last Jedi but I can see it’s flaws.

  • Gaius Wyrden
    Gaius Wyrden 21 hour ago

    Hahaha, I find this video really funny😂😂😂👍 But also sad, because it is right at nearly everything.

  • MaCaleb Thompson
    MaCaleb Thompson 21 hour ago

    I actually like Mon Mothma and Ahsoka

  • ttimeforgaming
    ttimeforgaming 22 hours ago

    14:12 LIGHTSABER!!!!

  • parrot007
    parrot007 22 hours ago

    Lol I remember having that star wars mad libs book!😆

  • Royce Wilson
    Royce Wilson 23 hours ago

    I stopped watching after 0:22

  • Dracolyte Lord
    Dracolyte Lord 23 hours ago

    The thing with the fight scene was that the people fighting Rey were waiting for her to be ready, even though that isn’t a good excuse that is one of the worst fight scenes I have ever seen

  • Anklave
    Anklave Day ago

    Thank you, man. Saying what so many of us were thinking.

  • Mario Barozzi Alberti

    I loved the "lesbian bookstore owner"! hahahaha

  • King Lightbulb
    King Lightbulb Day ago

    The _last_ Jedi. But then the kid boi moves the broom with the force oh boy.

  • King Lightbulb
    King Lightbulb Day ago

    Carrie Fisher called Rian Johnson an a-hole in an interview, if I’m correct.

  • Kirk Lazarus
    Kirk Lazarus Day ago

    The Director, and everyone at Disney should be taken out to a salt field, have their knees capped and shot in the f***ing skull.

  • CM99501
    CM99501 Day ago

    My sister works for Disney and swears up and down it was a good movie. She defends it so hard. But everyone knows it was total shit. She blames, "People hate everything and everyone's a critic." You dont have to be a critic to realize it SUCKED.

  • C Willis
    C Willis Day ago

    I was holding it together until Spiderman as a transsexual werewolf.
    Die Cis scum!
    😃🤣😃🤣

  • Jonathan Citizen

    Love the people complaining that he called the writers a "gang of idiot children". That was 0:18 seconds into the video, ffs. I think you're just offended Vito called The Last Jedi terrible fan fiction... because it's true!

  • Stephen H
    Stephen H Day ago

    What a retard. Bitches about the film, then wastes money on BLU RAY ffs. The most expensive option out there. Muppet.

  • Al Caholik
    Al Caholik Day ago

    Last jedi sucked

  • Mr. Chicken breast

    The corridor crew explained what had happened about the choreography at 12:49 on one of their stunt man videos or whatever just wanted to point that out

  • g0ferboy
    g0ferboy Day ago +2

    Don't forget....Finn and Rose go on an important mission, but gotcha....it doesn't work...at all....

  • Alecsa
    Alecsa Day ago

    I think it’s wrong to think of this the same way as the trilogy, kylo REN is quite interesting and i kind of want to see how he turns out (i also think Adam driver to be fair)

  • Seth Brodie
    Seth Brodie Day ago +2

    Ok, you convinced me.

  • Adam Baldwin
    Adam Baldwin Day ago

    I started watching this, then I heard you say The Force Awakens was really bad. So I wanted to see what you had to say about TFA and I clicked on your channel, only to be immediately aware of the fact that you're actually the guy who "vaped" (I'm guessing you didn't actually buy any, not that I care either way) Belle Delphine's bath water.

    Sorry, I won't be watching any more of this video or any other video of yours. I was intrigued until I saw that. Good luck with the channel, I'm sure you'll continue success, it's just not for me.

  • Steve Huynh
    Steve Huynh Day ago +6

    “Lesbian Bookstore Manager” 😂😂😂

  • Althric
    Althric Day ago

    annnnd you lost me. Sorry. But I'm not gonna listen to someone who unironically refers to the writers of these films as idiot children. Disliking someone because they wrote a movie you didn't like is actually fucking pathetic. All I can say is thanks for making it clear where you stand within 24 seconds so I don't have to waste my time with this embarrassing excuse for an analysis video.

  • YACompany
    YACompany Day ago

    „The force awakens was really bad“ I’m out , as much as I like to hear and talk shit about TLJ this is just not it chief.

  • Ricardo Ellison
    Ricardo Ellison Day ago +1

    "Written by a gang of idiot children"...Can we please include JJ Abrams into this pile of incompetents?

  • kennethmkline23
    kennethmkline23 Day ago +5

    Subversive definition: = We tricked you into paying to watch a different movie than you wanted to!

  • kennethmkline23
    kennethmkline23 Day ago

    OMG, this commentary is golden. I LOL'd at 5:00 when you said he would whoop her ass and ride her around the Death Start like a horse.

  • Nathan Harris
    Nathan Harris Day ago

    Anyone up for a petition to get this remade, after the absolute trash that was GoT?!?
    ...Seriously one of the worst films ever...