Cockney e.g. from Lock Stock

  • Published on Feb 22, 2008
  • Some great examples of cockney pronunciation, although i would expect a glottal stop for the /t/ in 'liability'.

Comments • 545

  • JohnACorp782
    JohnACorp782 8 hours ago


  • JJ K
    JJ K 11 days ago

    Barry looks like Thanos

  • HikoSeijuroXIII
    HikoSeijuroXIII 22 days ago

    Wanton cruelty to the letter H.

  • justafanintexas
    justafanintexas 25 days ago

    What a waste of time. Krays-wannabe.

  • Jonbombs
    Jonbombs 26 days ago +2

    Barry is literally Thanos

  • Daniel Evans
    Daniel Evans Month ago

    I never noticed Brick Top was the narrator

  • Tom 836
    Tom 836 Month ago

    I gots a new hero....Barry the Baptist...

  • scott left
    scott left Month ago

    You do realize not every East london cockney family were criminals....?!

  • Space Cadet
    Space Cadet Month ago

    god damn ads

  • Grigor Raev
    Grigor Raev Month ago

    Da baptist ,what a nice and religious fella.

  • JohnACorp782
    JohnACorp782 Month ago

    R.I.P. Guv' nor!

  • Mike Law
    Mike Law 2 months ago

    dude looks like a cockney Thanos

  • Sami Folio
    Sami Folio 2 months ago +3

    Barry the baptist looks like the Thing from fantastic four

  • Bruce Wayne
    Bruce Wayne 2 months ago

    We need guy richie to come back to gangster flicks. Hes soo good at them

  • Alboy stewart
    Alboy stewart 2 months ago

    Give me back my mummy
    Fuckin slags
    Wankers wankers

  • Alboy stewart
    Alboy stewart 2 months ago

    He’s a Fuckin feeef

  • Brandon Drew
    Brandon Drew 2 months ago

    What is this ? Was on my feed for no apparent connection to my viewings.

  • jimmy goody
    jimmy goody 2 months ago +2

    Bricktop narrating.

  • Tana p
    Tana p 2 months ago


  • Frank Underwood
    Frank Underwood 3 months ago

    He looks like Thanos

  • Camsterdam
    Camsterdam 4 months ago

    To say he's good is an understatement , he is a fucking liability... Thats why they drugged me... Jussayin

  • Russell Aliason
    Russell Aliason 4 months ago

    The real Thanos

  • Julian Kneaz
    Julian Kneaz 4 months ago

    Narrator: Do ya know what Nemesis means?

  • KingB Fleury
    KingB Fleury 5 months ago +1

    Very nice Harry (Barry looks confused)
    What’s it for? 😂😂

  • Ashley Cottle
    Ashley Cottle 5 months ago

    Possibly the worst acted out scene in the history of cinema

  • Orgil B
    Orgil B 5 months ago

    Wilson Fisk before he moved to New York.

  • Валерий Незлобный

    пиздец у них диалект, нихрена не понятно! как-будто язык в жопе застрял

  • ewaf88
    ewaf88 6 months ago

    About time I caught up with this great film again - haven't seen it for years

  • Eri Airlangga
    Eri Airlangga 6 months ago

    The narrator is Snatch's Brick Top

  • CT2507
    CT2507 7 months ago

    boring film... i think i saw it twice. and can never remember anything from it. except i was bored both times.

  • Oskar S
    Oskar S 7 months ago

    We'ez da Orks and you'iz not

    EMPEROR PALPATINE 8 months ago

    The one liners in this film are legendary I have to watch it again

    2GRAMSOVCOKE 8 months ago


  • Phantelm
    Phantelm 9 months ago


  • Ting Tang
    Ting Tang 9 months ago +1

    Pretty funny that Ali G is in related videos

  • Chima Nnadi
    Chima Nnadi 9 months ago

    Harry the Baptist lol what a name

  • Raymond Duke
    Raymond Duke 9 months ago

    Ahhh Don't play the innocent with me Bazza .... Spankin hahahaha

  • Wizz Freely
    Wizz Freely 10 months ago

    Fucking love The Govner.....

  • TL C
    TL C 10 months ago

    Still probably my favourite film of all time

  • Aaron Bash
    Aaron Bash 10 months ago +3

    I'm london born and bred and I never thought the accents in this were over the top they are spot on. This is how we talk. Dont like it faaaark off

  • Андрей Воронцов

    Music name please

  • Benjamin Harris
    Benjamin Harris 11 months ago

    Cockey tends to replace double consonants with glottal stops, not single hard consonants. Bottle ---> Baw'ull

  • Sunny Ganim
    Sunny Ganim 11 months ago +2

    He look like thanos

    • Daniel Bautista
      Daniel Bautista 7 months ago


    • gavin reid
      gavin reid 10 months ago +1

      Yeah, cant help thinking that too.

  • Daz
    Daz 11 months ago

    R.I.P Lenny "The Guvnor" Mclean.

  • Louis Jeon
    Louis Jeon 11 months ago

    cockney thanos

  • MisterGibbycrumbles
    MisterGibbycrumbles 11 months ago +2

    Not many cockneys left in London anymore. You have to travel out to the surrounding countryside to find them. The "London accent" now is basically just a mixture of African and South Asian dialects.

    • Adrian Ziółkowski
      Adrian Ziółkowski 27 days ago

      Oh, poor white trash. They should get on a boat with the Middle America's trailer trash and sail off to create their white trash nirvana elsewhere.

  • James Grimwood
    James Grimwood Year ago +72

    Any American wanting to put on an English accent needs to watch this first, rather than Mary Poppins.

    • Ariesgal 1988
      Ariesgal 1988 3 months ago +1

      So true! Its only as an adult that I can see how fucking shit dick van dyke's cockney accent was whoever coached him shouldn't have worked again! On a positive note in Snatch the woman who works in the bookie's when it hets robbed does an amazing cockney accent and she's american in real life!

    • charlie bucket
      charlie bucket 3 months ago

      Damn. I've been studying The Poppins for the last year and an 'alf! Better late than never, I suppose. Thanks for the tip.

  • Каво Чиво

    is agh foughcking fiev

  • gallimead
    gallimead Year ago

    Took me a while, to realise that the narrator is Alan Ford or Brick Top in the next film Snatch

  • DarthMeymar
    DarthMeymar Year ago

    Are you gonna feckin' pie?
    Sure! One slice please.

  • Jeff Caligari
    Jeff Caligari Year ago

  • Jason Biggs
    Jason Biggs Year ago

    "Eeza fucking feef" The only words they pronounce correctly are the swears

  • First Last
    First Last Year ago

    What is the song that begins playing at the end?! i have been searching for it for years!

  • tehf00n
    tehf00n Year ago +1

    if you dont wanna be counting, the fingers, that you 'aven't got.... you'll get those ganz

  • Yunus Tokmak
    Yunus Tokmak Year ago

    now i have to watch all movie again... thanks a lot mate made my day... :DDDD

  • Asses Glasses
    Asses Glasses Year ago

    fuckin muggy little c*nt

  • 王某人
    王某人 Year ago

    That’s real Thanos.

  • Yevgeniy Boyko
    Yevgeniy Boyko Year ago

    U g'a'o. 100000. Well if you gotta you got it

  • Yevgeniy Boyko
    Yevgeniy Boyko Year ago

    What is this Eddy like

  • Yevgeniy Boyko
    Yevgeniy Boyko Year ago

    Oy - oy so you can say hes goot

  • qetoun
    qetoun Year ago +2

    It never gets old.

  • Sebastian2207
    Sebastian2207 Year ago

    piss off you nonce!

  • Thom Hardcastle
    Thom Hardcastle Year ago +2

    My daughter is three, and whenever she comes to me with a picture she's done, or a completed puzzle, I always say, "Very nice, 'arry! What's it for?" She's started saying it now, and it's freakin' hilarious!

  • Gretz Raud
    Gretz Raud Year ago +1

    whats the name of the song in the beginning

    • Sam Horder
      Sam Horder 11 months ago

      First Last Just look up lock stock bass and it'll come up. It's not on MP3 though.

    • First Last
      First Last Year ago

      What is the song that begins playing at the end?! i have been searching for it for years!

  • T Smith
    T Smith Year ago +6

    The man the legend the guv’nor

  • Xander Harris
    Xander Harris Year ago +5

    Love this guy one of England's finest actors yes bit of a thug street fighter loved to be called the guvnor guy completely turned his life around after realising he had a drink problem before he was a actor he was a street fighter and a door man RIP Lenny McLean

    • Insane crazy shocking Bruce lee
      Insane crazy shocking Bruce lee 9 months ago

      Xander Harris he was a fuckin nasty bully

    • Xander Harris
      Xander Harris Year ago

      Neal Beard Ive seen the film my friend

    • Neal Beard
      Neal Beard Year ago

      Xander Harris check this Bronson scene out.

    • Xander Harris
      Xander Harris Year ago

      Neal Beard even Michael Peterson himself loved tom hardy portraying him bronson was good but some scenes were bit much

    • Neal Beard
      Neal Beard Year ago +1

      Xander Harris Locke, The Drop good. Bronson not so sure. Good actor though.

  • Hefty Alan
    Hefty Alan Year ago

    I like the narrator Alan Ford. I have an ear for voices as I listen to the radio a lot on long drives.

  • Kernow Forester
    Kernow Forester Year ago

    Subtitles required, and I'm British! Cockney sounds like a cross between French, Yiddish and Chinese. Wound the wagged wocks, the wagged waskal wan!!! Basically, drop 'r', 'l', 't', change th to f, i to oi and initial r to w, and hey presto, Cockney patois.

  • 姚雨星
    姚雨星 Year ago

    oh he's be er than good.He's a fucking loiability

  • Mh poe
    Mh poe Year ago

    The Baptist should have been working for the CIA or the NSA during the war on terrorism. We could have found Bin Laden sooner. Loved how he looked at his watch when he pushed the mans head back into the barrel, that's professional.

  • Chris Weidner
    Chris Weidner Year ago +3

    Barry is one hard MF.

  • brian poole
    brian poole Year ago +4

    read McLean's book....real old school Hardman!....just don't see his like anymore....PS..rise of the footsoldier...great film...with some incredibly scary cockney gangsters in it.....if you cringe at the c..t's not a film for facck off, before I give you a dry slap, you fackkin Canntts!!!

    • Ben Cornish
      Ben Cornish 2 months ago

      Essex cockneys?? You are only a cockney if you live in a part of London where you can hear the Bow Bells. ROTFS is a cracking film tho me old china!

    • Emilia Barzini
      Emilia Barzini 2 months ago

      Lot worse and harder than him

  • Kermit Hitler
    Kermit Hitler Year ago

    cockney wankers

  • Nick A. Rose
    Nick A. Rose Year ago +17

    AHYA GUNA PHUCKIN PAY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Awful Waffle
    Awful Waffle Year ago +10

    "Cockney, Sonja, is an area in London where criminals live. The police don’t arrest them because, and they’re very strict about this, because they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like “Mum” and “Stab”.
    -Alan Partridge

  • Roma P.
    Roma P. Year ago +1

    what does liability mean in this context?

    • Eri Airlangga
      Eri Airlangga 6 months ago

      It might mean burden or something/someone that must be eliminated

    • SCE2AUX
      SCE2AUX 11 months ago

      Dictionary definition in this case.

    • Urrcreavesh
      Urrcreavesh Year ago +4

      Eddie's a really damned good card player. He's got a knack for odds, bluffs, expressions. If they play honestly against him, there's a very good chance they'll lose.

  • LamBeau Leeper
    LamBeau Leeper Year ago

    Im off tommorow and the wifes bitchy as usual. im watching this tonight.

  • Cockney Rebel
    Cockney Rebel Year ago +27

    'Allo, my son! Do you wan' a lolly?!

    • Cloud Strife
      Cloud Strife 11 months ago +4

      James Grimwood Oi! You use language like that again and you'll wish you hadn't!

    • James Grimwood
      James Grimwood Year ago +7

      fack off you nonce!

  • NOW060
    NOW060 Year ago

    "Oh no. He's better than good. He's a fuckin' liability!"
    Love that quote

  • Peter Roeters
    Peter Roeters Year ago

    the thing 😀

  • Johnny Collini
    Johnny Collini 2 years ago +1

    Love this film and "The Guvnor" made it special. Just found out that there are 6 different cockney ways to pronounce. Amazing.

  • Fan Made Videos
    Fan Made Videos 2 years ago +2

    "We haven had nuttin but maggoty bread for three stinkin dayz"...oh wait wrong movie

    • Arthur Morgan
      Arthur Morgan 4 months ago

      Looks like meats back on the menu boys

    • Cate D
      Cate D 4 months ago

      HAhahahaha!!!! "What about them? They're fresh!"
      "They are not for eating!"

  • 123TauruZ321
    123TauruZ321 2 years ago

    I'd smack Barry 'round his jaw ^^ Just to see his reaction to it!

  • Roschta Watah
    Roschta Watah 2 years ago +2

    Lenny fucking Mclean

  • Rudy Juarez
    Rudy Juarez 2 years ago +1

    I wanna learn to speak Cockney

    • Barry Britcher
      Barry Britcher 9 months ago

      You haven't got the minerals

    • Cockney Rebel
      Cockney Rebel Year ago

      In that case, ya wanna LEARN yourself to TALK Cockney.

    • Read This
      Read This Year ago

      Rudy Juarez
      Go to Romford in east London. If you stay there long enough you'll talk Cockney.

  • staminaj
    staminaj 2 years ago +4

    Lennys story is quite fascinating. I recommend checking out the documentary about his life "the guv'nor". An interesting fact about the narrator - he was the cab driver in an American Werewolf in London.

    • D M
      D M 2 months ago +1

      +rossini55 Ya slaaaaaag!

    • rossini55
      rossini55 4 months ago

      Now, not a lot of people know that.

  • Georgina Graziano
    Georgina Graziano 2 years ago +2

    I´m in love with this accent!

    • Cockney Rebel
      Cockney Rebel Year ago +1

      I've kind of still got it, even after ten years away from London.

  • TimRT Howard
    TimRT Howard 2 years ago +3

    lock stock was so much worse than snatch

    • Eri Airlangga
      Eri Airlangga 6 months ago

      Lock stock is way better

    • Gmonkey
      Gmonkey Year ago +1

      Lock stock was far better

    • tim priddy
      tim priddy Year ago +1

      Oh get the fuck outta here
      ..........snatch had NO soundtrack compared to lock stock.....pure classics

    • Kevin Coyne
      Kevin Coyne Year ago +1

      First Last lock stock was a perfect storm, just the right balance and to think I went to cinema to see it just to laugh at Vinnie Jones! How wrong I was. Snatch tried way too hard, like was said, a parody of lock stock

    • First Last
      First Last Year ago +4

      Wut?! Lock Stock was better in every way. Snatch was like a parody of Lock Stock

  • MegaDonGallo
    MegaDonGallo 2 years ago +12


  • Andre Stene
    Andre Stene 2 years ago

    the baptist hehehe Nice name

  • Simon Willis
    Simon Willis 2 years ago

    Cockney Brit films classic

  • Trenton Quarantino
    Trenton Quarantino 2 years ago +10

    This guy looks like the Kingpin, if there ever was one.

      sREUDIAN fLIP 2 months ago

      Ee's da guv'na

      TOON GOON 7 months ago +1

      Lenny Mclean , he was a bouncer turned pro bare knuckle fighter. Ruthless

  • bri jones
    bri jones 2 years ago +21

    good old lenny rip

  • steveholmes77
    steveholmes77 2 years ago +11

    Fucking Northern Monkeys..

  • edu garcia
    edu garcia 2 years ago +2

    Oa oa so yu can tell is good

  • B L
    B L 2 years ago +1

    Cut him Razors!!!

  • Ali tisan
    Ali tisan 2 years ago

    He looks like Christian Gross

  • Islam Benfifi
    Islam Benfifi 2 years ago +76

    e'z a fokken fief

  • Alexander Popov
    Alexander Popov 2 years ago +43

    Oh don't play innocent with me Bezza. Spanking!