Crazy ENGRISH | Japanese-English Marketing

  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2016
  • Engrish. Japanglish. Whatever you call it, Japanese-English marketing is full of crazy and absurd surprises. Let's go downtown and see what we can find. (( *WARNING* May include some sarcasm ))
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  • Bahnas Productions
    Bahnas Productions 17 часов назад


  • XxMissyFitxX
    XxMissyFitxX День назад

    bon jovi chicken killed me

  • s
    s 2 дня назад

    Pungency is the technical term used by scientists to refer to the characteristic of food commonly referred to as spiciness or hotness and sometimes heat,

  • FUBAR' ed Matt
    FUBAR' ed Matt 3 дня назад

    4:25 I am from new jersey. I appreciate this. I am also drunk.

  • Yami K
    Yami K 4 дня назад +1


    Tf Japan?

  • Eric Winkler
    Eric Winkler 4 дня назад

    Does that say “Sporty Erogamce” @ 2:11? 🤨
    It is indeed like a combination of elegance & arrogance, but neither of those contain an M! 😂

  • Leon Mayne
    Leon Mayne 6 дней назад

    Starvations. You'll never go back.

  • LesEnfants1972
    LesEnfants1972 10 дней назад

    I’m still looking for a toaster that would burn my bread.

  • Gary Lau
    Gary Lau 10 дней назад

    Recent trip to Osaka, I walked past a place named "Madame 2nd Virgin Hanare"... I'm still in search of the 1st.

  • ShikataGaNai100
    ShikataGaNai100 12 дней назад

    Did you ever achieve total I liking?

  • Lee Nelson
    Lee Nelson 12 дней назад

    hey man im goin to tokyo on vacation and ive been watching all your videos. your funny as hell thanks for the insight

  • laura mendonca
    laura mendonca 14 дней назад

    Kirishima would buy that manly towel

  • Steve Brown
    Steve Brown 14 дней назад

    "Erogance" hints at being erotic.

  • kawaii trashcan
    kawaii trashcan 16 дней назад

    can i use a family rope?

  • SH00K
    SH00K 16 дней назад

    the childrens cloting store cracked me up

  • I Look Like a Toe
    I Look Like a Toe 17 дней назад

    Honestly working out engrish slogans is like trying to solve a riddle that you'll never fully have the answer to 😂

  • Insignificant_Anon
    Insignificant_Anon 18 дней назад

    I saw "Very Bad Kids," the French version of Sour Patch Kids, which made me laugh for over half an hour in the Charles de Gaulle airport.

  • Andrew Kjorlaug
    Andrew Kjorlaug 18 дней назад

    I remember seeing a pachinko parlor in Kyoto yeara ago with an English sign that said "No Win" above the actual parlor name

  • Patavinity
    Patavinity 19 дней назад +1

    But what is the Bon Jovi of a chicken?

  • djthegrateone
    djthegrateone 23 дня назад

    A restaurant in indonesia called fuk you ten

  • avp man
    avp man 24 дня назад

    Bon Jovi chicken takes the cake! LMFAO!

  • Elise Code
    Elise Code 24 дня назад

    t's tantan is so good! i had their ramen in tokyo, then after a brief sojourn in kyoto i returned to tokyo to fly home, stopping at tokyo station specifically to return and try their curry. i am vegan but i recommend it to everyone.

  • king james488
    king james488 27 дней назад

    pff, men don't need soft towels.

  • Michael Kolinski
    Michael Kolinski 29 дней назад

    Hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh out loud. Love your videos. Thanks and Merry Christmas

  • Crystal Kandi
    Crystal Kandi Месяц назад

    I was at some random clothing store in Osaka and next to a shirt with a cute polar bear walking a dog. there was a shirt that said.. disco sucks ponk is daed give me rock or give me head. 😐

  • wilroth2403
    wilroth2403 Месяц назад

    In Arizona I walked past an ice cream shop saying "¿estás caliente?", which is Spanish for "are you horny?"

    I think they meant "are you hot?" which is actually "¿tienes calor?"

  • Crystal Healing 1111
    Crystal Healing 1111 Месяц назад

    Planning a trip to Japan in 2020 and Found your channel very recently. So glad I did. This one had me in tears 😂 Thank you from this Southern girl 🤗💋

  • Shny Fan
    Shny Fan Месяц назад

    I think I fit well in sake. Please Daddy
    * police siren nearby*

  • Manu va
    Manu va Месяц назад

    😂😂😂👍🏽... so funny!!!😂

  • Hine-Rotu Taylor
    Hine-Rotu Taylor Месяц назад

    I have a notebook decorated with Paris scenery donning the title: Each trauma is another type of maturity

  • airton kyo
    airton kyo Месяц назад

    funny video! haha you sound british, are you?

  • САША Хейдиз
    САША Хейдиз Месяц назад

    Just discovered the amazing world of engrish even though I always suspected it exists. I am Russian so I'm super familiar with Chinese-Russian and Thai-Russian translations. These selections of posts are quite famous in runet and it's what eventually led me to discover the engrish phenomena. Now I'm pretty convinced these guys are just as bad at any other European language as they are at Russian and English. Plus, I have noticed that some of the most hilarious Thai- Russian translations happen coz they first incomprehensibly translated it into English and then used these improper English phrases to do a Russian (or, I suspect any other language) translation
    Btw Im not mocking anyone's language skills here, and I honestly find it extremely entertaining and an interesting cultural phenomena, plus I'm completely aware of the differences in Asian and European language structure and other details that might be partially responsible for these things.

  • Game オタク, food is life
    Game オタク, food is life Месяц назад

    One time I saw this in a menu
    "killed chicken juice"

  • Kristi Jones
    Kristi Jones Месяц назад

    There is an area I visited in North Carolina called Kill Devil Hills which I though was an odd and rather uninviting name for a city. And there was a shop there called Devil's Nuts or something along that line and I was like...ummm...

  • VS.LordOfDankMemes
    VS.LordOfDankMemes 2 месяца назад

    monster priest octopus sausage...Hentai?

  • Yuki Narita
    Yuki Narita 2 месяца назад


  • Ayaka Okamoto
    Ayaka Okamoto 2 месяца назад

    Lol They made a wrong translation! It’s deep fried fake scallop! (processed food)
    Like= similarly

  • Chicoria Nina Carolina
    Chicoria Nina Carolina 2 месяца назад

    What mate?

  • Butter my Biscuit
    Butter my Biscuit 2 месяца назад

    2:28 He grabbed the underwear anyways 😂😂

  • The Dark Calm
    The Dark Calm 2 месяца назад

    Bon jovi chicken? What

  • Bryan Starkweather
    Bryan Starkweather 2 месяца назад

    I can tell you're young, because Fly Like an Eagle came out a long time before Space Jam, LOL. 1977, Steve Miller Band. It was remade for the movie Space Jam 19 years later.

  • Mret Wai Khine
    Mret Wai Khine 2 месяца назад

    Who’s here in November 2018?

  • Thunderkat
    Thunderkat 2 месяца назад

    Dear god, that's the manliest towel I've ever seen...

  • TranquilWyvern -Casual-
    TranquilWyvern -Casual- 2 месяца назад

    Omg Bon Jovi...I'm dying. Hahaha!

  • BlackEquinox
    BlackEquinox 2 месяца назад

    You hear "fly like an eagle" and think "Space Jam"!? What about The Steve Miller Band?

  • mike long
    mike long 2 месяца назад

    Legend has it all chicken in Japan are living on a prayer

  • vaibhav vaibhav thakur
    vaibhav vaibhav thakur 2 месяца назад

    his sarcastic way of saying even the simplest things is great . always puts a cheeky smile on my face.😎😏😎😏😎😈

  • CROSS-LOCK Willpower
    CROSS-LOCK Willpower 2 месяца назад

    Laughed so hard in this one

  • oSenyx
    oSenyx 2 месяца назад


  • YeeVo
    YeeVo 2 месяца назад

    Stayed in Ginza Bay Hotel, a capsule hotel with an instruction on the toilet door says “Please close the lid before you flash”.... Erm... No thanks!! I’m happy to close the lid but hell no I’m gonna flash myself! Lol 🤣