Crazy ENGRISH | Japanese-English Marketing

  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2016
  • Engrish. Japanglish. Whatever you call it, Japanese-English marketing is full of crazy and absurd surprises. Let's go downtown and see what we can find. (( *WARNING* May include some sarcasm ))
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  • Yuki Narita
    Yuki Narita 5 часов назад


  • Ayaka Okamoto
    Ayaka Okamoto День назад

    Lol They made a wrong translation! It’s deep fried fake scallop! (processed food)
    Like= similarly

  • Chicoria Nina Carolina
    Chicoria Nina Carolina День назад

    What mate?

  • Butter my Biscuit
    Butter my Biscuit 3 дня назад

    2:28 He grabbed the underwear anyways 😂😂

  • Croissantboi
    Croissantboi 3 дня назад

    Bon jovi chicken? What

  • Bryan Starkweather
    Bryan Starkweather 4 дня назад

    I can tell you're young, because Fly Like an Eagle came out a long time before Space Jam, LOL. 1977, Steve Miller Band. It was remade for the movie Space Jam 19 years later.

  • Mret Wai Khine
    Mret Wai Khine 6 дней назад

    Who’s here in November 2018?

  • Thunderkat 57
    Thunderkat 57 7 дней назад

    Dear god, that's the manliest towel I've ever seen...

  • TranquilWyvern -Casual-
    TranquilWyvern -Casual- 7 дней назад

    Omg Bon Jovi...I'm dying. Hahaha!

  • BlackEquinox
    BlackEquinox 9 дней назад

    You hear "fly like an eagle" and think "Space Jam"!? What about The Steve Miller Band?

  • mike long
    mike long 9 дней назад

    Legend has it all chicken in Japan are living on a prayer

  • vaibhav vaibhav thakur
    vaibhav vaibhav thakur 10 дней назад

    his sarcastic way of saying even the simplest things is great . always puts a cheeky smile on my face.😎😏😎😏😎😈

  • CROSS-LOCK Willpower
    CROSS-LOCK Willpower 11 дней назад

    Laughed so hard in this one

  • Strykt
    Strykt 15 дней назад


  • YeeVo
    YeeVo 16 дней назад

    Stayed in Ginza Bay Hotel, a capsule hotel with an instruction on the toilet door says “Please close the lid before you flash”.... Erm... No thanks!! I’m happy to close the lid but hell no I’m gonna flash myself! Lol 🤣

  • Gabrielle Rozell
    Gabrielle Rozell 17 дней назад +1

    6:05 - The first time I became aroused by Chris Broad.... Notice me Senpai #feelslikesandpaper #fuckyea #growlatmeagain

  • Annie Smiles
    Annie Smiles 18 дней назад

    I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😅😂

  • Castiel Winchester
    Castiel Winchester 23 дня назад


  • Kota Ishijima
    Kota Ishijima 24 дня назад

    Hahahahaha !

  • Elemenopi
    Elemenopi 25 дней назад

    The eat or be eaten

  • Silver Rain
    Silver Rain 28 дней назад

    Now every time I put on my Slippery When Wet disk I will think of a chicken's butt....

  • Sye Grant
    Sye Grant 29 дней назад

    You’re such an asshole sometimes about product tag lines and japanglish. But I love it. Your humor and sarcasm mirrors mine. Love fly like a scallop lol. Come on it’s priceless!! Like: Are you aware of your own defect?! 🤣 More and more I cannot WAIT to move to japan!! Lol

  • Navraj Singh
    Navraj Singh Месяц назад

    Goooood 😂😂😂😂

  • Aaron Meeks
    Aaron Meeks Месяц назад


  • Rachel Williams
    Rachel Williams Месяц назад

    5:45-6:03 Elfman is that you!?!?

  • Langodan Dreemurr
    Langodan Dreemurr Месяц назад

    is no one going to point out 'boobs ice' at 6:43?
    (bottom right)

  • Howesenberg
    Howesenberg Месяц назад

    My dingle dangle is woman friendly.........oh wait... nope it fell off.

  • The Professional Amature Steven Baumann

    I ordered a parcel from Japan
    The box sed "the way to let you more shining" on it

  • DJ Gamera
    DJ Gamera Месяц назад

    Thanks for the laugh, Chris!

  • TurtleBurger
    TurtleBurger Месяц назад

    God I had a laugh at this.

  • greg chuchelo
    greg chuchelo Месяц назад

    lmao at starvations

  • Sjoerd Zweerus
    Sjoerd Zweerus Месяц назад

    Feels like sand paper f*ck yeah !!! :D :) ^_^

  • Nate River
    Nate River Месяц назад

    I am really enjoying this video. This made my day😂😂

  • BlackAce
    BlackAce Месяц назад

    I've had Tokyo Banana once when I bring it back as a gift from my trip. It was surprisingly bananaful.

  • Sara
    Sara Месяц назад

    I work in retail in Canada, and we get typos on English Products all the time. "Made in Canada" my @$$.

  • Isley Claymore
    Isley Claymore Месяц назад

    Black man bikini. This is hysterical. I've been trying to find the backstory about this but I'm unable to through a Google search. The first time I saw this in one of your videos I laughed so hard I almost woke up my mom.

  • Defe Chan
    Defe Chan Месяц назад

    I Love driving past this one old liquor store all the time. It's got the big light up sign on it's roof. Says Liquor with Drug. Give me a chuckle every time.

  • sasha mocni
    sasha mocni Месяц назад

    Bon Jovi : Wanted fried or rice ✊

  • White Rabbit
    White Rabbit Месяц назад

    "Touch the manliness" That's sounds so gay lol.

  • Armando Calleta
    Armando Calleta Месяц назад

    Went to the UK once and there was an ad advertising Chinese food that read ,”Craving a Chinese?”

  • deadbyAnthrax
    deadbyAnthrax Месяц назад

    number #1 store, Starvations hahahahah

  • Andres Lens
    Andres Lens Месяц назад

    I love this video, I've watched it like 10 times

  • NaitomeIya
    NaitomeIya Месяц назад

    Anyone else went laughing out loud when WEEEE’RE HALF WAY THERE came up? 😂😂

  • Christopher Wrigley
    Christopher Wrigley Месяц назад

    I’m just assuming these are every 10 feet over there

  • MrSparkles
    MrSparkles Месяц назад

    In India I saw at a few Malls "Flash Cum Sale!" and mens toilets often read "Urinal Cum toilet"not sure how those two are related. Cock was often on the drinks menu too

  • Nightfall is Coming 33
    Nightfall is Coming 33 Месяц назад

    Im wearing black man undies right now.

  • Dyp Dyp
    Dyp Dyp Месяц назад


  • Kevin Ngo
    Kevin Ngo Месяц назад

    I lose it at starvations lmfao

  • Philip Atkins
    Philip Atkins Месяц назад

    I have always wanted to learn to speak Japanese. Recently I stumbled across a friendly little website called "Kids Web Japan" they have a language & alphabet lessons. I used the Katakana letter chart to discover that the last three characters of your "Fly Like A Scallop" menu item correspond to 'fu' 'ra' & 'i', or "furai" meaning "fried". I verified this looking at the "fried squid" item above (ika furai). I already knew what 'ika' was being a sushi fan.It looks like whoever named "Fly Like A Scallop" did so as a clever tongue-in-cheek take on "Engrish" (fry / fly... get it? Nudge, nudge!) and may also enjoy the Steve Miller Band ("Fly Like An Eagle").I don't know about 'Bon Jovi' though... something sinister afoot... or someone who equates Bon Jovi with a chicken's arse...?One of my ultimate goals in learning Japanese is to be able to listen & watch all the classic Japanese monster & Sci-Fi films and TV shows I own WITHOUT relying on subtitles!

  • pritchettpj
    pritchettpj Месяц назад

    Never stop eating chocolate cake

  • Some oreo
    Some oreo Месяц назад

    Monster priest ovtopus sausage

  • Some oreo
    Some oreo Месяц назад

    Yeah feels like sandpaper fuck yeah

  • Duc-Anh Vu
    Duc-Anh Vu Месяц назад

    engrish gives me aids

  • dnguyen253
    dnguyen253 Месяц назад

    This type of engrish marketing is especially prevelant in Japan, Korea, China, and Vietnam.

  • Christopher Taylor
    Christopher Taylor Месяц назад

    I ordered eggs and slut in a harajuku cafe.

  • Severin Vogt
    Severin Vogt Месяц назад

    666 K views

  • Official zennacko
    Official zennacko Месяц назад

    5:43 It's really surprising to see japanese goods labeled in portuguese and spanish too!

  • s512150
    s512150 Месяц назад

    I am in Hong Kong, and all the lift signs in my area all say "In case of fire do not use lift." They must have been trying to go for "in the case of a fire do not use lift" but now nobody uses them.
    This one isn't a sign but there was a really funny mix up when me and my sister were on our way to school. My sister started to cross the road outside our school, and she didn't check to see if anything was coming. The road crossing guy pulled her back so that she avoids a passing car, and she thanks him and turns to go before he grabs her shoulder, pulls her back and says in a really serious voice, "Go and die" he was just saying "be careful or you'll die" but that was kinda ridiculous.
    Another time we went to a theme park and this one toilet block seemed to be going for an edgy apocalyptic aesthetic for the upcoming Halloween, since there were man made cracks and random graffiti scribbles. But there was one word on it, and that was the word "DIE" so that was a little intense.

    • s512150
      s512150 Месяц назад

      I also saw someone walking along the street in this really pretty dress, but the word diarrhea was written across it,

  • Jasleen Kalra
    Jasleen Kalra Месяц назад

    At 2:28 he does take one😂

  • ShadyPanther25
    ShadyPanther25 Месяц назад

    I came across some graffiti that read: "evidence fuck, hate america hate japan, everything bullshit, kIll me".

  • JacobLZP
    JacobLZP Месяц назад

    Star + renovation = starvation

  • JacobLZP
    JacobLZP Месяц назад

    Maybe its woman friendly because you don't need to open your mouth as much since isn't that viewed as not attractive.

  • JacobLZP
    JacobLZP Месяц назад

    erotic + elegance = erogance, not arrogance

  • Heath Wyss
    Heath Wyss Месяц назад

    My first day in Japan, at Shinjuku rail station, on a directory sign there was an arrow pointing to the nearby ‘Tiffany and Co.’ except it read, ‘Titty and Co.” hahaha

  • Nathaniel Cushman
    Nathaniel Cushman Месяц назад

    Starvation, maybe they want poor people to go there.

  • Nathaniel Cushman
    Nathaniel Cushman Месяц назад

    Woman Friendly, lol.

  • Nathaniel Cushman
    Nathaniel Cushman Месяц назад

    I would go to Sexy Friendly Club too.

  • Pavel Adamek
    Pavel Adamek Месяц назад +1

    The Bon Jovi chicken is served on a bed of roses.

  • Emily Durkee
    Emily Durkee Месяц назад

    If I ever come to Japan I am definitely spending my time with you

  • Vincent Valenciano
    Vincent Valenciano 2 месяца назад

    Feels like sand paper fuck yeah xD

  • Henry Griffin
    Henry Griffin 2 месяца назад

    Saw a child wearing a bright orange T-shirt that read "I am not a Predator "

  • AchEdeJungeNeDu
    AchEdeJungeNeDu 2 месяца назад

    Not just a Bikini... a SUPER Bikini

  • YasashiFPV
    YasashiFPV 2 месяца назад

    4:16 I was drinking Rivella as it forcefully sprayed out my nostrils as if they were water hoses

  • Arianna Carulli
    Arianna Carulli 2 месяца назад

    I felt sooo umcomfortable during this video XD btw I adore your videos

  • MAV
    MAV 2 месяца назад

    I think "women friendly" means "low calories for those females who are conscious of their weight"

  • Neon Bot
    Neon Bot 2 месяца назад

    Bon Jovi Chicken? Talk about giving love a bad name.

  • Andres Lens
    Andres Lens 2 месяца назад

    Dude you are hilarious, you got me weak

  • StefanN
    StefanN 2 месяца назад


  • Kassem Mezher
    Kassem Mezher 2 месяца назад

    I do Kendo and during my stay in Japan, they explained to me that men towel is actually a tenugui (a thin towel that you put on your head before putting your helmet), since one of the place you can hit in kendo is the face or "men" in Japanese (面), they started calling tenugui "men towel" (face towel) but maybe some merchandise took the new expression too literally haha. Thanks for the video Chris, your channel is amazing!

  • CallOfDrewthulhu
    CallOfDrewthulhu 2 месяца назад

    Cinnamon water of terror is a good way to describe horchata actually, but I doubt that was what was on the menu. Also I definitely laughed out loud like four times at this video, so good

  • Immortal4261
    Immortal4261 2 месяца назад

    i think being a caucasian man in japan is finally taking its toll on you, maybe soon find some caucasion friendshippidends

  • Austin Ash.
    Austin Ash. 2 месяца назад

    Oh man you are hilarious 😂. I’ve been watching your RUclip’s but not just because I’m intending to travel to Japan but also you are funny and entertaining 🤙🏼.

  • Carson Moore
    Carson Moore 2 месяца назад

    I bet it’s just a bunch of native English speakers messing with Japanese store owners.

  • Known Unkowns
    Known Unkowns 2 месяца назад

    I'm a vegetarian, but I would forsake my values just for Monster Priest Octopus :P

  • jan Kansi
    jan Kansi 2 месяца назад

    Not exactly what you're talking about, but me and my friends had some green tea Kit-Kats with グジョッブ!written on the back next to a picture of a thumbs up.

  • reptilefan234
    reptilefan234 2 месяца назад

    In okayama, instead of a key factory they have a key fucktory XD

  • Kayary pwp
    Kayary pwp 2 месяца назад

    I love food that are woman-friendly

  • Django James
    Django James 2 месяца назад

    I once saw a Japanese girl in Singapore wearing a T-shirt with the phrase 'Let's fly the fluffy freedom duck to..........nowhere' ! I also couldn't help think the the 'Fly like a scallop' menu item was for a cooked fly that resembled a scallop...bloody big fly; scary AND disgusting !

  • sameo51
    sameo51 2 месяца назад

    sporty erogance

  • sleepines
    sleepines 2 месяца назад

    i'm half way thru the video and i'm crying X'DDD

  • princessthyemis
    princessthyemis 2 месяца назад

    When I was in Kenya two years ago, I was watching the news and the headline read "DARE circumstance" instead of "Dire", and in a newspaper displaying movie showtimes it read, "Star Wars: the Force RECKONS". XP

  • Troy Carr
    Troy Carr 2 месяца назад

    There's a Vietnamese noodle place in south Everett called Pho King.
    'Nuff said.

  • StaringanimE1
    StaringanimE1 2 месяца назад


  • Ahmed Bokhari
    Ahmed Bokhari 2 месяца назад

    Japanese people don't even know basic shit and don't even confirm the words before writing 😂

  • Abhar Ganel
    Abhar Ganel 2 месяца назад

    I laughed so loud at the black man underwear box xD

  • Jakub's House of ROCK
    Jakub's House of ROCK 2 месяца назад

    you've gotta do another one of these man ! haha

  • Anaaewp
    Anaaewp 2 месяца назад

    I'd go bankrupt in Japan because I wouldn't resist buying every single thing I find written in engrish

  • Eva Bergant
    Eva Bergant 2 месяца назад

    I went to a Croatian restaurant and they translated "tuna" as "tunny fish." It was adorable haha

  • Jeremiah Linderman
    Jeremiah Linderman 2 месяца назад

    You sick Limey bastard! I shot coffee out of my nose because I was laughing so hard! You sadist! How can you sleep at night knowing you cause people to blast their cat in the face with coffee out of their noses like they are a personal water craft?!! Make another. Please?

  • Fajree
    Fajree 2 месяца назад

    I once feel starvations, so I eat bon jovi chicken, the taste makes me fly like a scallop.