"Now i'll do some TOOT now"😂😂😂
They played this in my engineer class, you better watch out sally cuz ima 'bout to get upside that head.
Unless Alabama wins the championship again. Then I'll base. Can't stop won't stop
You know what...Fuck you. Any race, religion, or sexual orientation it's wrong to make fun of. You do that and you have riots in the damn streets screaming homophobe, racist, islamaphobe, ECT. But hey, why not rip on poor white trash. They have all kinds of white privilege, they live in a DOUBLE wide. Fuck you. White crackers fought for, and created this country. They wrote up and died for the freedoms WE enjoy today. So, in closing...Fuck you.
This man is my best Friend
I like smoked reefer; a couple of doobies, it relaxes me.... XD
How many people gotta comment that 2chains sent them here?
who made this masterpiece ?who is this amazing man? I need to know
This reminds me of that Steve Martin movie "the jerk". At the end, when he saying "I don't need anything!I don't need any of this stuff! .........................Except this paddle ball game, and these dice....but that's all I need! THAT'S all I need!!.................except this fondue set. But that's it! The paddle ball game, the dice, the fondue set, but that's all I need! Except maybe this checkerboard....etc.
"I beat on Sally...and that hurt me a lot more than whoever I'm beatin on."
unless I've heard the sermon "before" died laughing at that part... and remember just say nope to dope
sally u better look out cause u know im gonna go upside that head now 😂
DO NOT REBASE IN GIT!
this is great love it
A man who's got his story straight with the "white devil", ha ha
this will never get old
dont freebase cocaine
THANK YOU! I've been trying to figure out where this came from for a year now.
He sounds like a retard
he is. an Alabamer idiot
I laughed my ass off at this.
I can watch this 20 times and still laugh. THIS GUYS A MASTER! Conway Twitty roll over!
0:51 I love the way he says "Doobies!"
The comedian's name that filmed this videos name is Shane Caldwell. Back in the 90s he did a show called Cuts. He has a few videos on YouTube under the name Comedy is Funny
Seriously? I didn't smile the first time. Why is this funny?
Maybe you base?
I've never once in my life laughed at anything Amy Schumer has ever said and she's a superstar comedian. I guess it's just personal preferences.
um Catman, I am a hillbilly (I live in Tennessee) and I do know people who do drugs (I'll not go farther with the latter) and I do have a sense of humor, not dull. I just don't find it funny.
you had to be there in Nashville in the 80-s and 90s or you won't get it
I hope everyone in the beginning of this commentary knows this is a comedic genius at his best. Probably the best video on YouTube. At least it's top 3. Better than any chocolate rain or afro ninja etc
wheres his other videos?? I'm trying to find them. he is so funny
You dont find him funny?
william williamson You dont get out much, do you?
He never said he gave up rape.
I will do some toot someone ask you if you want some toot its impolite to say no
I've never laughed so hard in my life
oh shit im dying
2 chainz used this on his Free Base mixtape as a sample
that album is Dope!!
I will not Freebasing cocaine (in church) <3
...at least not at the altar!
Sounds like realdipper24
This shit is just too funny!
My mom brought me here.
Thank you! Love Unknown Hinson & Early Cuyler too.
Thanks for providing the name! I ADORE Squidbillies!!!
You can wrap yer 8 arms around me any ol' time, just don't ink all over my 8 count burlap!
you a fine womerns
Damn Sally. Won't duur it. Unless I geard the sermon befurrre.
lol 2 Chainz brought me here
What is this from?
I repeat, I do not free base cocaine!
It's a young sugar bear ...
GIVE ME THE THINGS THAT DRIVE ME INSANE, TEENAGE WOMEN AND FREE COCAINE, WOO
+meocats " But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives "me" in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane! "
now i'll take a drink LMAO NOW HE'S GOING ON TO SAY HE'LL TOKE TOO…. this is great haha. really couldn't agree more with this whole video. on the weed and drink. what is he saying now? toot? a whole 8ball he says? okay so he will toot a whole 8 ball… but not freebase cocaine? isn't that the same thing? (legit questions) and apparently he won't drink tequila but "loves a good drink" wtf…tequila is some of the best IMO. now this video is just confusing the fuck out of me.***i went on to read a11m0n's comments below explaining the political propaganda this video represents. genius. i thought i was smart but this guy has some real wits to him and probably explained it's meaning for MAJORITY of viewers like myself. well done
Who is the writer and actor in this vid?
+Heather Hawthorne Well I'm from New Jersey and NYC (now in Spain) and I thinks it's legendary too.
Thank you, Heather, for the correct info. Both of them are awesome.
Shane Caldwell from the Sylvan Brothers, early 90s or late 80s not sure. Nashville and it is absolutely legendary!
Freebase cocaine is a high quality form of crack. It is just expensive and dangerous to make. Crack is a cheaper alternative that uses common baking soda, instead of Ammonia and Ether. Regular cocaine is cocaine hydrochloride (HCL) It disolves in water, that is why you can snort it (and inject it if you want to). But Crack and freebase (really similar) do not disolve in water, if you snort a crack rock, it will just get stuck in your nose, and you would look like an idiot. It is all about PH (Acid/Base) Coke has a higher boiling point than crack so it is hard to smoke, if you do, you could destroy the coke. But because freebase (crack) has a lower boiling point you can smoke it effectivley. It is all about the route of administration. Smoking and injecting drugs hit harder and faster, but last for a shorter time, this makes them more addicitve than say snorting, or eating them.(still addictive) Think pot browinies vs Bong rips
you might be a scientist but you are also ignorant as hell.You can smoke the hell out of powder cocaine and that shit will fuck you up.
+Brian Smitson its the ammonia vapors that are dangerous, or at least pretty unhealhty.. ;)
+Hamtron King you got it all wrong dude.. ;) acetone is not for making crack/fresbase.. for crack-cooking its bicarbonate (or baking soda) that is used, and for freebase its is ammonia.. freebase is the purest, but not really suitable for longer storage, and its is also more unhealthy because there can be a little bit of residues of the ammonia in it..if you only want to purify your cocaine HCL (normal powder coke) you may want acetone or ether.. (anhydrous acetone is by far the best for purifying) BTW I DO NOT FREEBAsE COCAINE !!!! let me make that abselutely clear..! XD
+Ilir Kumi its not dangerous to make
He sounds like a combination of Earnest T Bass and Elvis.
+Danny Mcnamara my thoughts exactly
i wonder if this guy actually has ever done cocaine
A negro endorsed drug which needs to be eradicated (along with the coon dealers) by White America.
Balls McGonagle I was hoping this was a joke, like the video, but you're serious :(
+JohnnyBlade2000 Vietnam still produces a huuge percentage of hard drugs. Mainly heroin, thats why southeast asia is called called the golden triangle. Even if we did chemically treat south-america, another country would take it up in a millisecond
+Sandro Bindelli What do you think you hold some secret knowledge about the local coke growers union? They even grow the substance in Turkey just to add another to your list of coke producing nations. Although you failed to cite the majority of the production is indeed in its Native South American jungle regions. While you sit in attempts to praise yourself with your superficial rhetoric and call me a cretin, I submit that you're a self absorbed dolt.
Oh I will do some Toot! lol U already know! 2Chainz!
Don't Smoke Hard While Your Drivin,..I Hit A Half A Dub While Driving and woke up wrecked in a ditch
Heard Them bells ringin and blacked out
I can't stop watching this lmfaoooo
The south can be so Slowwwwww"
YOU JUST AINT GONNA SIT DER DO NOTHIN!
My nigga got the chops on the side 😂😂😂
My nigga said if he's in church...smh💀💀
Okay, but does he still freebase cocaine, though?
This guy is incredible. One of the funniest things I've EVER seen. Even after 100 times I still laugh harder en' hell. :-[}
+Brittney Thies fuck u you fat ass bitch go tell ur mom that u think she made a mistake when she made u
Lmfao I've watched this for year's occasionally I'll just be joking with a friend and say watch out Sally I'm gonna come upside that head POW LMFAO
This shit is priceless lol
I will not freebase cocaine in church at the alter
Aye 2 chainzz
I DO NOT FREE BASE COCAINE: ruclip.com/video/2-ckIv1tiaU/Watch and roll it a*S's off. Lil long but worth it
SALLY IM BOUT TO GO UPSIDE THAT HEAD WOOOO
Who is this nigga
Only reason I'm seeing this is because of 2chainz
sooo did 2 Chainz just see this video and decide "This is the intro/title of the mixtape" or is this actually from something?
2 Chainz intro got me curious. This is funny
THIS MAN FREEBASE COCAINE ONLY IF HE GOT A REASON..... AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE A REASON....
I will give a smiley face to the person who can tell me what this video is really talking about. I will give you some hints.It is not about drugs.Just say nope to dope is a strong hint at the end.Think about what Redstone Alabama is famous for.Plausible deniability.
+Calvin J. Candie i amm..... nah im fukin but im pounding line after line i needa quit.
+a11m0n of course lmaoooooo some people just cant say nope to dope
+a11m0n are you free basing cocaine right now while you are on youtube?
+a11m0n thanks for the knowledge bro im very young so i wouldnt have known but i do now thanks to you
+Donald Bandy Okay. Nobody is going to guess anyway. And maybe I'm wrong. You decide.Just say nope to dope is referring to Nancy Reagan and her just say no to drugs campaign. It was a thoughtless and childish way to deal with a serious issue.Redstone Alabama is alluding to Redstone Arsenal. That was one of the places where Ronald Reagan spent huge amounts of money on military rockets.What this video says about not doing drugs is pretty close to what Ronald Reagan said at one time or another about weapons and the use of force. He talked about a kinder gentler nation while conducting or supporting dirty little wars all over the world.I think that this guys look, his accent, and every word spoken is politically charged. I think that it is a little recognized piece of pure genius.
2 Chainz "Freebase" sent me here.
I SOLD DRUGS TO MY LOVED ONES AND ITS HARD FOR ME TO ADMIT IT
2 chainz intro brought me here, I lmao and I had to see if this dude looked as funny as he sounded.. And he did not dissapoint XD. (Now I'll do some toot) lol is that n e better lol
2 chainz sent me here
Down there in Alabamarr
I will not freebase cocaine if im uhhh in church... unless its durin a hymm I don't like. lol
Shane Caldwell my hero and a great American.
lol what the hell man.???!!!!!
I don't freebase at church...unless i've heard the sermon before...lmfaoo
2 chainz intro brought here
2 chains sent me here???
+Steve Dunbar my bank roll had twins can You comprehend?
+Steve Dunbar (FREEBASE)
WORK HARD PLAY HARD WORK HARD AGAIN
I can from nothin
Titty boy brought me here
lol..so this is where 2chainz got the intro from, this had me dying laffin
2chainz brought me here.