Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

  • Published on Dec 3, 2019
  • Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.
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Comments • 8 497

  • Ellie
    Ellie Month ago +18878

    my Unus Annus long sleeve arrived today, 10/10 recommend! it’s super comfy, perfect for drifting off into the never ending void, it’s black as night so you can sneak easily in the dark without attracting the gaze of potential witnesses, and it’s nice and flexible so it’s awesome for acrobats or demon possessed children. I got a small and it fits really well, looks cute and slimming but still has plenty of room for movie snack smuggling (could also probably fit a small animal) Overall, great buy!

    • Micheala W
      Micheala W Hour ago

      Vex Maybe they are new? That’s how new people get to the channel.

    • Micheala W
      Micheala W Hour ago

      Ellie Is it true to size?

    • zane monster
      zane monster Day ago


      Welcome to the cult now you are one of us

    • alemax732 -
      alemax732 - Day ago

      I’m in love with the hoodies

    • Noel K
      Noel K 2 days ago

      Can you write me a bed time story?

  • Emma Brass
    Emma Brass 35 minutes ago

    "could've been great, wasn't"
    damn, that hit me hard

  • Avrianna Rohde
    Avrianna Rohde 2 hours ago

    F in the chat for Ethan

  • kaden crigley
    kaden crigley 4 hours ago


  • Sydney Andre'
    Sydney Andre' 5 hours ago

    I know you guys are doing it for the joke, but I genuinely appreciate the death positivity in your videos. It IS inevitable, and it IS good to prepare instead of completely ignoring it, and it's also good to talk about it, especially telling your family and friends what you want done once you die. Good on you guys because talking about it normalizes it!
    Also, why does every video reveal another of Ethan and Mark's kinks?

  • richard wilson
    richard wilson 6 hours ago +1

    The coins on the eyes was more of a greek thing, but the greeks overtook the egyptians after a time, so the coin thing actually makes sense

  • Dark Fire
    Dark Fire 6 hours ago

    You were a good youtuber Ethan :D

  • Summer Morris
    Summer Morris 6 hours ago

    I love that Mark made Ethan do I handstand just to turn over. That's commitment.

  • The Motions
    The Motions 7 hours ago

    Ethan: PRAY TO MEEE.....
    Mark: f$ck off

  • Katie Cooper
    Katie Cooper 7 hours ago

    So many references
    Harry Potter
    (The anime one that I don't want to butcher?)

  • Aubri Lopez
    Aubri Lopez 7 hours ago

    He will be remembered as stupid idiot 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤢🤮🖕🏻☠️💀👻👏🏻🤬

  • Cassie Shuler
    Cassie Shuler 8 hours ago

    cant wait for the hammering in the skull vid

  • gnggnng ggn no tntf
    gnggnng ggn no tntf 8 hours ago


  • Agentur GAMER
    Agentur GAMER 10 hours ago

    Have a very nice after live Ethan

  • SplitTheFox
    SplitTheFox 11 hours ago

    My dad walked in on me watching this and thought it was a very questionable porn and walked out without saying anything

  • Cpt.Tomato
    Cpt.Tomato 16 hours ago

    Mark: Your pancweiss.
    Ethan: *giggle* you really know how to make me gaggle.

  • noosy goosy
    noosy goosy 19 hours ago

    The brains part ... made me throw up so badly

  • Vannah Loo
    Vannah Loo 20 hours ago

    noooooooooooooooo im ganna be sad forever

  • Hoomanoid13
    Hoomanoid13 Day ago

    Ethan: Were pirates real?
    Me: *slowly dies*

  • Production 360
    Production 360 Day ago

    Hey you here how Ethan laughs at 4:07 it sounds like some kind of pump 😂😂😂😂

  • Zytha
    Zytha Day ago

    It will be off the internet
    *Mark you underestimate our power*

  • Zytha
    Zytha Day ago


  • Jaime Potter
    Jaime Potter Day ago

    marks speech was nice and all but I would have just said "he ded lol"

  • Charlotte Macaulay

    Mark: Card Captor Sa-CURA

  • alemax732 -
    alemax732 - Day ago

    I’m losing brain cells every time I watch these videos
    And there’s not that much left

  • Martaneon
    Martaneon 2 days ago

    Unus Annus video idea: "Unus Annus Quotes Out Of Context"

  • WoW Person
    WoW Person 2 days ago

    At 6:34 Ethan showed off his true strength

  • XxTheOddEggxX
    XxTheOddEggxX 2 days ago

    This should be called " Getting Ethan ready to become dinner "

  • Reagan Noelle
    Reagan Noelle 2 days ago

    5:45 I'm fucking crying why do moments like these have to disappear

  • volleyballislife
    volleyballislife 2 days ago

    Love this educational video! 100/8 good job. 😂😂

  • Varys121
    Varys121 2 days ago

    The fact that only 670 dislikes came from 1.5 million people just shows how great of a duo they are

  • Re dacted
    Re dacted 2 days ago

    It is now literally impossible for me not to do the chant. I'm officially in the cult.

  • Alyssa Pueblo
    Alyssa Pueblo 2 days ago

    I'm rewatching this and I still think syrup shoulda been used as tree resin cuz- i mean isnt that what tree resin is?

  • B man anton
    B man anton 2 days ago

    5:44 "I'm ready for my examination doctor 😏"

  • error_404_error
    error_404_error 2 days ago

    So from this video we can surmise that Mark has a penis pump......... right? Cool....... No judgement zone, here, Mark.

  • dahlebird
    dahlebird 2 days ago

    why did i watch the TedEd organ removal clip while eating scrambled eggs

  • stuff and things
    stuff and things 2 days ago

    You should just duck tape him to the table

  • jvndex 1
    jvndex 1 2 days ago +1

    damn i can’t believe estan nether rlly dead doe !! 😟

  • Stormy 13
    Stormy 13 2 days ago

    I am tired.

  • Trinity Hunter
    Trinity Hunter 2 days ago

    Ethan: *Laying on table*
    Mark: *Leaves Ethan for 5 seconds*
    Mark: *Comes back to find Ethan shirtless... again*

  • Creative Studio
    Creative Studio 3 days ago

    5:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Natalie Cruise
    Natalie Cruise 3 days ago +1

    RIP Ethan see you in the after life

  • Isaac Gallaher
    Isaac Gallaher 3 days ago

    absolutely beautiful. may he rest peacefully 😂

  • Hector Quintero
    Hector Quintero 3 days ago

    my wife uses that to suck the boogers out of my daughters nose lol

  • MTG64
    MTG64 3 days ago

    Mark:I Got The Condo-
    Ethan:Put Some Cum On Me Baby!

  • William Afton
    William Afton 3 days ago

    Ok ok just Marks face at 5:41

  • Alma W
    Alma W 3 days ago

    bye ethan

  • BigSmall Animates
    BigSmall Animates 3 days ago

    These videos really know how to make me gaggle

  • angel 0f dea1h
    angel 0f dea1h 3 days ago

    5:45 without context.

  • Jade Crystal
    Jade Crystal 3 days ago +1

    Ethan: "Were pirates real?"

    "So how about that weather?"
    I can heavily relate to this attention span.

  • Izzy shortie
    Izzy shortie 3 days ago

    Okay but pirates where real

  • BiggestFan
    BiggestFan 3 days ago

    That transition was clean af

  • Toby Woodfield
    Toby Woodfield 4 days ago +2

    at 7:13 has anyone noticed ethans red marks on his lower back from the bad kind of cupping video :D:D:D:D i cant beleve there still there :D

  • Ryan Karsten
    Ryan Karsten 4 days ago

    Ethans Eulogy: Ethan was not only great man but he was a sexy one. He gave me hope that one day we get to meet. sadly that day didn’t come around. Even though I knew he wasn’t gay. I loved him anyway for his witty/ very sexual humor. Even though you might die on this channel Ethan we loved you with our hearts. P.S Mark please don’t kill Ethan. And Ethan your a great singer who I adore.

  • Wilgen Brown
    Wilgen Brown 4 days ago

    The grandest moment of these videos' existence is when millio- hundr- a few people were forced to unexpectedly vomit.

  • Rain
    Rain 4 days ago

    I wish I had a friend like that to do these kind of crazy and fun things

  • Samurai Slaps
    Samurai Slaps 4 days ago

    Poor Ethan though we did not know him well..... Yeah that's all I got

  • Edward Schmidt
    Edward Schmidt 4 days ago

    Touch His Butt!

  • Becky C.
    Becky C. 4 days ago

    5:46 Mark's reaction is priceless. Omg

  • FlowerPower48
    FlowerPower48 4 days ago

    Boi how you do that flip like what the ETHAN IS THE GYMNASTICS DEMI GOD