Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • Brandon Daugherty
    Brandon Daugherty 19 часов назад

    Man this don't feel like Dave Chappelle

  • cayse nikk
    cayse nikk 2 дня назад

    watched you for years dave...WHO the FUCK IS THIS NIGGA HERE THOUGH!!,FUCK YOU ILLUMINATI,NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SCARED FUCKING GEEKS HIDING BEHIND GOVERNMENTS AND MILITARY.....GEEKS AND NERDS AND POINDEXTERS WHO STUDY US AND FIND THE EASIEST,LEAST RESISTANT WAY TO CONTROL THE LESS EDUCATED,THIS IS HOW ITS BEEN SINCE SOCIETY AND CIVILIZATION BEGAN!!

  • Botterology
    Botterology 2 дня назад

    why his voice changed so much.. what the heck

  • Sai Nide
    Sai Nide 6 дней назад

    I didn't laugh not 1 time and he said he had a chance not to be black he would be out the game.. That's not the mentality I know him to have.

  • Mr. Montana
    Mr. Montana 7 дней назад

    Something seems odd about him

  • Godsmack1224
    Godsmack1224 8 дней назад

    He's hilarious

  • B K
    B K 9 дней назад

    Looks nothing like the Dave I used to watch. Nice clone

  • TheJuiceriver
    TheJuiceriver 10 дней назад

    I tried so hard not to laugh out loud cause I watched this at work xD

  • Aram Kele
    Aram Kele 11 дней назад

    Dave was always a racist, I’m done with him.

  • geralkennedy
    geralkennedy 14 дней назад

    ruclip.com/video/CgzSnZidGuU/

  • Liam Sweeney
    Liam Sweeney 14 дней назад

    Thought this guy was supposed to be funny. He stole the "white people mad since OJ" joke from Patrice O'Neal too.

    • Octo G
      Octo G 13 дней назад

      Liam Sweeney so you like Patrice Oneal (rip) but think Dave isn't funny? Wow!

  • FutureAllenNL
    FutureAllenNL 15 дней назад

    Crazy how much bigger he is and his voice is deeper. Still funny as fuck

  • Dawg Gawd
    Dawg Gawd 15 дней назад

    Noice clone boi

  • mrbloo9500
    mrbloo9500 15 дней назад

    Anybody else surprise the SNL let him use the words God damn and Nigga?

  • Charles Long
    Charles Long 15 дней назад

    gawd, he is DYING here.

  • Courtney  Carthen
    Courtney Carthen 17 дней назад

    Vote fore SkeTchy B4 4 20....... Well just TRY NOT SMOKE BE 4 DOING IT.... HELL EAVEN AFTER. Hey all I am saying to you Amarica, to me We as "the people" Represint The Hugest DICK KAVE THAT YOUR DADY HAS EVER SEANE IN YEARS!!! Y not Vote 4 THE Bigest or Smallest Dick on The planet, 4 at least you All know SkeTchy will Keape every thing 100%(but those that dont like 100% Fudge, then Go on and try 99% less Fat Shit that You All Are acustume to).

  • Mohammed Taher
    Mohammed Taher 18 дней назад

    Dave is drop

  • crockerpot18
    crockerpot18 18 дней назад

    Harambe

  • crockerpot18
    crockerpot18 18 дней назад

    Cake

  • Nitai Gauranga
    Nitai Gauranga 20 дней назад

    What the hell is this? NOT. FUNNY!!!!!

  • Job Muiles
    Job Muiles 21 день назад

    Can he only make jokes about skin color?

    • Job Muiles
      Job Muiles 11 дней назад

      Don't get me wrong I find him hilarious but it does get kinda repetitive that he brings race up in almost all of his subjects.

    • Octo G
      Octo G 13 дней назад

      Job Muiles nope there's so much more Dave's awesome!

  • Laveaux
    Laveaux 21 день назад

    Lord forbid you grow and change and tried to be healthier...all the blacks will swear you're a clone. Do better black people and Bradley Cooper!

  • Witness Martin
    Witness Martin 22 дня назад

    "Sorry there is only enough room in the balloon basket for four, tah tah!!" Lol

  • Gary Pelaez
    Gary Pelaez 23 дня назад

    So does he hate white men or what lol

  • Tim Prather jr
    Tim Prather jr 24 дня назад

    WOW.....Anyone else see the irony that the same "people" who said Dave Chappelle was a crackhead, and went to Africa to smoke crack, bury him when he says and does things they don't like, but the minute Dave tells some jokes about Donald Trump, they love him again......

  • keyfinder257
    keyfinder257 24 дня назад

    I would like to offer a theory that the Entertainment Industrial Complex replaced Dave Chappelle with an operative in 2013. No, Dave wasn't replaced by a clone. He was replaced by a trained agent from some sort of covert organization that oversees the American entertainment industry. This covert organization may or may not be based in the USA.

    At any rate, here are my reasons for suspecting that Dave was replaced by an operative:

    1. CONTROVERSIAL APPEARANCES NEAR "THE END": Here is original Dave's appearance on the Actor's Studio that was perhaps the last straw which caused him to be replaced by an operative: ruclip.com/video/c43z0oXDkPY/&t=69s.

    This video contrasts the new Dave's views on a topic near and dear to the Ruling Oligarchy of our society, as compared with the original Dave's views about it, which he voiced on Oprah: ruclip.com/video/68vbzSQXoMU/

    2. PHYSICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TWO MEN: There are physiological reasons to suspect the "real" Dave was replaced by another man. Prior to 2013, Dave had a differing skull shape, differing facial features (especially the distance between his eyes and the distance from his mouth to his chin), differing musculature in his build (one can't just go from an ectomorph to a mesomorph by working out, taking steroids etc), and his differing leg to torso ratio.

    3. PARADIGM SHIFT: The "new" Dave has been pedaling propaganda about a wide variety of pet issues that are important to the prevailing power structure, since he took over the reins of the Chappelle Empire in 2013. The old Dave actually resisted this sort of thing, and that was certainly the main reason that he was replaced.

    In point of fact, the new Dave is much more believable now, but he wasn't always so smooth. Go back and take a look at his earliest video. Here it is: ruclip.com/video/646AJryOWt4/.

    4. THE LEARNING CURVE FOR NEW DAVE: When "Dave" performed in my home town in 2014, he required everyone to either leave their cell phones in their cars, or to hand them over to ushers during the performance. The crowd was literally frisked for cell phones as they entered the venue.

    I think that the New Dave's extreme tendency to confiscate cell phones during his first comedy tour in 2013-2014 indicates that he wasn't ready to have anyone film his weak un-Dave-like performances until he got the routine down better. In other words, to avoid what happened in Hartford and other places during his initial attempt at "being Dave" on tour. Based upon his early performances, I tend to doubt that he was even a comedian before taking his covert assignment to replace the old Dave.

    5. ONE EXAMPLE OF A PUBLIC FIGURE SUBTLY "OUTING" THE NEW DAVE: Lastly, here is a video of David Letterman quizzing the "new" Dave Chappelle with questions designed to stump him: ruclip.com/video/rK-mAYWxaNI/

    Notice Letterman's first question: "What's your middle name?" The New "Dave Chappelle" fumbles with his answer. The motion of his eyes as he answers reveals that he is concentrating on recalling a detail he has memorized, rather than merely stating a fact that he's known all of his life. Letterman obviously is not going along with cultural programmers when it comes to actually replacing celebrities with imposters.

  • John Earl
    John Earl 24 дня назад

    This was powerful.

  • MrIlleism
    MrIlleism 25 дней назад

    Legend has it that lady in the right corner is still standing there…

  • Nocturnal Device
    Nocturnal Device 26 дней назад

    DAVE CHAPELLE IS DEAD. GO LISTEN TO THE DETAILED AND VERY BELIEVABLE INTERVIEW OF DAVE'S COUSIN, SAYING THAT DAVE IS DEAD. IT IS A TRIP.

  • oxo xox
    oxo xox 26 дней назад

    Fucking legend !

  • lisa montuori
    lisa montuori 27 дней назад

    Got to see it again, first time neglected to see how brilliant he was....genious however not sure Theodore Rosevelt said the N word but many did :en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggers_in_the_White_House

  • ttylerdurrden
    ttylerdurrden 29 дней назад

    Oh my God who dislikes this??

  • Nick Stefanni
    Nick Stefanni 29 дней назад

    Obama hasn't done shit in 8 years. If anything, he got us more in debt than bush, he divided the country, more terrorist attacks happened on his watch than ever in the us history. He almost bankrupt this country with his illegal immigration nonsense. So fuck you Obama and bye, Felicia!!

  • ecmorgan69
    ecmorgan69 29 дней назад

    Well said, Dave. :)

  • springtrapcoolwolf
    springtrapcoolwolf 29 дней назад

    I know nobody is gonna believe me when I say this but, Dave Chappelle Grew up with my uncle and they are still friends. They both grew up In Yellow Springs.

  • godisgoodallthetime
    godisgoodallthetime 29 дней назад

    6:38, "I want my cut!" think about it...

  • Mart Mcfly
    Mart Mcfly 29 дней назад

    Did GOD create you?
    Did JESUS die for u?
    Is hell real?
    Is JESUS coming back?

    Do yourself a Favor... Answer these questions!

    Ps don't assume you'll have tomorrow to do it!







    That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord JESUS, and shalt believe in thine heart that GOD hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved

    Romans 10:9

  • Reeko Lomax
    Reeko Lomax Месяц назад +1

    Na that's not dave, I'm not rocking with it.

  • Armani Polo
    Armani Polo Месяц назад +1

    That's an IMPOSTER ILLUMINATI CLONE

  • Edith Noriega
    Edith Noriega Месяц назад

    I would pay just to see him say words that end in S.

  • Spellz Nez
    Spellz Nez Месяц назад +1

    Next kings of comedy Dave Chappelle, Aries Spears, Martin Lawrence, and Mike Epps... I took out Kevin Hart unless there's more than four and took out Michael Blackson-who agrees? You can argue Trevor Noah or Katt Williams in the spot of Martin Lawrence because in stand-up Martin isn't as good, but Martin is still like the funniest comedian ever aside from his stand-up!😁

  • Milky Way Cruise Beatz
    Milky Way Cruise Beatz Месяц назад

    Doesn't even sound like Dave Chappelle R.i.P Dave this clone is sketchy looking and does not have the same tone as the skinny black dude i grew up watching. People change voice around puberty not randomly as an adult.

  • Shawn Joseph
    Shawn Joseph Месяц назад

    4:40 he wasn't joking, he was talking to black people while everyone was laughing and not really paying attention.

  • TheFloridaPappy
    TheFloridaPappy Месяц назад

    Wow. I'm a big fan of Chappelle's, he is so funny. I don't necessarily agree with his politics and started several comments before the video was through and didn't post them. I'm glad, because he ended his monologue with total class. Salute to you Dave.

  • Todd Baldridge
    Todd Baldridge Месяц назад

    A stunningly ignorant monologue.

  • Herbert Monroe
    Herbert Monroe Месяц назад

    The goat

  • Marius M
    Marius M Месяц назад

    Obama did a good job?

  • Kellan Nealy
    Kellan Nealy Месяц назад

    No one in SNL audience clapped when he made the joke about the media running out of ideas. Keep reppin BET dave you guys are making a real difference out there on the front lines!

  • TheSandrews7
    TheSandrews7 Месяц назад

    This is not Dave Chapelle.

  • CRUZ CHAGO
    CRUZ CHAGO Месяц назад

    My respect dave but trump had his chance he is still being a racist fuck

  • Mark Key
    Mark Key Месяц назад

    This man has done more for race relations than all those other clowns combined. Instead of pointing out the differences he made fun of both equally, no race was safe and it was the gospel truth.

  • D Ober
    D Ober Месяц назад

    Racist

  • Plankton Cheated
    Plankton Cheated Месяц назад +2

    "Obama did a good job" um think again sweetie... @syria @lybia @iran

  • Daniel Danielsen
    Daniel Danielsen Месяц назад

    Lord Chapelle, why isn't he knighted yet?

  • Mark Phillips
    Mark Phillips Месяц назад

    Check out the reaction of the girl in the background on the right when Dave says he grabs a big handful of pussy. Hilarious.

  • Elizabeth Mendez
    Elizabeth Mendez Месяц назад

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM!

  • Damien Christian Johnson
    Damien Christian Johnson Месяц назад

    Love Dave, fuck snl

  • note2owns
    note2owns Месяц назад

    Dave has the type of the delivery that even makes normal sentences funny.

  • Darylifill Ifill
    Darylifill Ifill Месяц назад +1

    I Love Being Black never would change it

  • EdithMichelle Clark
    EdithMichelle Clark Месяц назад +4

    I love Dave Chappelle

  • Lamuel Pinto
    Lamuel Pinto Месяц назад

    When I first saw he was gonna host last year I was very very excited, still to this day I watch his monologue just to make me laugh about how I felt at that time and even better one of the top best SNL episode of all time

  • Angelo Giron
    Angelo Giron Месяц назад

    Anyone know what kinda jacket he's wearing?

    • Angelo Giron
      Angelo Giron Месяц назад

      ya boy bill damn, thanks.

    • Clorox Bleach
      Clorox Bleach Месяц назад +1

      It's his own custom chappelle jacket. It's not for sale

  • Cameron Williams
    Cameron Williams Месяц назад +1

    Haven't met the aliens yet....realist comment ever!!

  • Stevie Johnson
    Stevie Johnson Месяц назад +1

    He makes me laugh so hard

  • Mich Abing
    Mich Abing Месяц назад

    So much better without the tash!

  • Daniel Dodson
    Daniel Dodson 2 месяца назад +1

    To everyone saying that he looks and sounds different, you guys realise that Killing Them Softly was 17 years ago right? This is age, not cloning lmao

  • IrishBard
    IrishBard 2 месяца назад

    I like Dave Chappelle, but he's not as funny as he used to be ; a great comedian makes you laugh your head off. Its about laugher.

  • Gideon Waxfarb
    Gideon Waxfarb 2 месяца назад

    Man, I haven't watched television in a couple of decades. Seems like you can get away with saying a lot more than you used to.

  • Greg Willetts
    Greg Willetts 2 месяца назад

    Fuck Obama the liberal shapeshifter

  • Ez Skreet
    Ez Skreet 2 месяца назад

    I miss the skinny high pitched voiced Chappelle......his head was smaller b4 too. What happened to him? The new Chappelle is dry and less authentic . Did they kill the real Chappelle or somethin? Jp but idk just seems like 2 different people

    • Junior Prosper
      Junior Prosper Месяц назад +1

      Ez Skreet ....the vibe is NOT the same. Not natural n slick lik it used to be. Chapelle's comedy never sounded like a roid head squirming for laughs.

  • Ami Seck
    Ami Seck 2 месяца назад

    It's been 9months but I still keep coming back to this monologue. It's too damn good!

  • jon lab
    jon lab 2 месяца назад

    none of our comments matter ..let's go fuck ourselves before whatever we think is against us does it!

  • Devvy Mauricio
    Devvy Mauricio 2 месяца назад +6

    I know alot of people are going to bash me for this because that's what YouTube comments are about but Dave is dead and this is a clone.

    • Lex Bezel
      Lex Bezel 23 дня назад +1

      Devvy Mauricio you must not be a true Chappelle fan. His comedic style is basically the same since his first hour stand up special "killing them softly .

      His style:
      He starts a joke off, and while breaking down the joke, he diverts from it and tell jokes within the joke. And brings the original joke back to end it full circle.


      Since 2001 in that killing me softly special, this has been Dave style in every single special since. So how is it a clone again?

      That comedic style , timing and mind you, this is all improvised and coming off the top of the head, and it can not be duplicated.

      And even notice how when he laughs hard, he hits the mic on his knee, something he been doing his whole career and basically in the same spot.

      So once again. Clone where?

  • jaamster
    jaamster 2 месяца назад

    Yes my man chappelle in the building......

  • NoQuarter23
    NoQuarter23 2 месяца назад

    Dave Chappelle cuts right to it.

  • Temple Slug
    Temple Slug 2 месяца назад

    As a Trump supporter and a MASSIVE Chappelle fan I can say that at least he's givimg him a chance.

  • Ashley Whimley
    Ashley Whimley 2 месяца назад

    Thatz his cone u idiots do yo research thats not him the voice like i said do yo research u dummies

  • Drake Knight-Graves
    Drake Knight-Graves 2 месяца назад

    i need to scream wutang for strange reasons more often.

  • JohnnyBlade68
    JohnnyBlade68 2 месяца назад

    when did Dave stop smoking reefer and switch to crack?

  • ziggy morris
    ziggy morris 2 месяца назад

    Love Dave, but not this version. He physically changed to the point his delivery isn't the same.

  • V. V
    V. V 2 месяца назад

    I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELES WORK, BUT I HATE WHEN COMEDIANS SPREAD FAKE NEWS, FBI FOUND NO EVIDENCE ORLANDO NIGHTCLUB CLUB SHOOTER HAD A GRINDR ACCOUNT OR WAS "GAY" IN ANYWAY, EVER..ONCE AGAIN PROVING HOW MUCH LIBTARDS & MAIN STREAM MEDIA LIE. OBSESSED W/FALSE IDEA HOMOPHOBIA=HOMOSEXUAL.

    • Pr3ssPl4y
      Pr3ssPl4y 2 месяца назад

      Your caps are on, mate.

  • oneuptoyachildren
    oneuptoyachildren 2 месяца назад

    Dave is such a legend

  • Hayden Sidun
    Hayden Sidun 2 месяца назад

    Dave Chappelle says "n****r" at 10:18

  • mafarmerga
    mafarmerga 2 месяца назад

    One of the best SNL monologues in a long time.

  • adropzone
    adropzone 2 месяца назад

    the real king of comedy...

  • Matthew Stevens
    Matthew Stevens 2 месяца назад +1

    This aint chappelle.this aint the skinny black guy that says "Gotcha bitch".this aint the crackhead I knew from comedy central

  • Marvin Gershowitz
    Marvin Gershowitz 2 месяца назад

    ........... never heard it like me........ 8 months later
    it's a time stamp
    of a moment heartfelt
    ................................. summing up the best we might hope
    and the realities of the past.

    - - marv.

  • playerx2006
    playerx2006 2 месяца назад

    Thought the SNL stage would be bigger than that.

  • UPdownLEFTright
    UPdownLEFTright 2 месяца назад

    wow hes got faaattt!!

  • Malibu Beatz
    Malibu Beatz 2 месяца назад

    NO, OBAMA WAS ONE OF THE WORST PRESIDENTS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS EVER INDULGED

  • Celtic Spartan
    Celtic Spartan 2 месяца назад

    Omg Obama didn't do shit. Fast and furious scandal, 20 trillion in debt, barely 1% gdp growth per year, not even, spying on Americans by continuing the spying from the Bush administration, spying on every republican candidate this year, spying on James Rosen, he is not a good president. He trampled the constitution, he never helped the black community, crime is up, our borders are not secure, "if you like your doctor you can keep 'em" "jv team"

  • Samuel J
    Samuel J 3 месяца назад +3

    LMAO. At 5:53 the woman in the back looks shocked at Dave's joke while the rest of the crew laughs.

    • Your Boi24
      Your Boi24 Месяц назад +1

      Future Past she's one of those people that go "oh no he didn't!"

  • ShaKYGT
    ShaKYGT 3 месяца назад

    Was kinda posing me off until the end

  • Hugo Sanchez
    Hugo Sanchez 3 месяца назад

    might not be dave

  • Xxrage yo
    Xxrage yo 3 месяца назад

    He's trying so hard to rip on the side that lost yet realizes he'll be black listed if he does so

  • Marsel Minga
    Marsel Minga 3 месяца назад

    nice school uniform with his name on

  • Global Jay
    Global Jay 3 месяца назад +1

    Holy shit, 6:36 I laughed and farted at the same time! I love Chappelle!

  • marinejcksn1
    marinejcksn1 3 месяца назад +1

    WE MISSED YOU DAVE!!! Thank you so much for all you do, we definitely need a good laugh about now.

  • Jamal Kareem
    Jamal Kareem 3 месяца назад

    Best monologue ever!!!! Exactly what we needed to hear at that time!!!! Long live Chappelle!!!!

  • Glboi Tank
    Glboi Tank 3 месяца назад +1

    best 11 mins of truth OAT!!!!!!